ya know - ive heard that before, too - but it's never been backed up by Reliable Sources up until now...how come i'm hungry for chinese takeout all of a sudden?
...Me - Owww!
A possum is any of about 64 small to medium-sized arboreal marsupial species native to Australia, New Guinea, and Sulawesi (and introduced to New Zealand). The name derives from their resemblance to the opossums of the Americas. (The name is from Algonquian wapathemwa, not Greek or Latin, so the plural is possums, not possa.) Possum is also used in North America as a short form of Opossum.
yes - i could actually challenge tools and dik and whoever for the the title if i wanted to...
but - for the record:
i am a 35 yr-old female from orlando fla named melanie...cant show you my tits cause my evil brother cut them off...
actually this is a sub-species of the common Possom Fish...in latin its possumo fishosorto...it can usually be found living in puddles and urban swimming pools
I went outside to get my cat one night. I see grey fur by my garage. I walk over and go to pick it up and realised it was one of these beasts. it made that same exact face at me. I almost shat a brick.
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they like to ear cat babies claude. BABIES
possum, check out yesterdays Phesant report.
damn! okay tool...
*eat
phesant report - regional, or nationwide?
postalfag is so stupid
It's not good; it's been raining pheasants in Virginia all day now.
Looks like a possum .
AN OPPOSSUM.
it IS
it IS a fucking possum!
it is also the last pic of my late wife...
how dare you?
She should have left earlier.
so cute, but so shy...
a marsupials dream...
opossums are amphibians.. fact.
What?
try to keep up, DC
On average, Possums eat 6.49 children every year in the US. Fact.
I thought that was gophers?
ya know - ive heard that before, too - but it's never been backed up by Reliable Sources up until now...how come i'm hungry for chinese takeout all of a sudden?
...Me - Owww!
mmm
"gopher, everett?"
is that 6.49 each?
6.49 is nowhere near enough.
No thanks, a third of a gopher would only awaken my appetite without bedding it back down again.
Not only are opossum's a member of the porpoise family but they like felching albatrosses.
Another excerpt from the Mucho Bestiary by CheekyCov. Why not treat your loved ones to a copy this christmas
Ive already got my copy on pre-order
Scratch that. I just illegally downloaded it off the interwebs
that possum would kick a rat's ass anyday. And Mickey's
opossum.
isnt that a math term?
yeah i think it's the lateral degree of pie times the differential of opossum equals shut the fuck up.
oh im sorry...
somebody called you out on your dumbass comment?
nope, think it was the other way around.
good comeback.
you in 7th grade.
next time stick with the rubber and glue one
no i'm serious, i still think it was the other way around.
And the winner is Soah.
The lateral degree of pie is rhubarb.
Possums and opossums look pretty similar. And yes, both are real animals.
Possum is just a short name for opossum , same animal .
Possum and opossum are related, but not the same species. Possums are indigenous to Australia.
What is the difference between a coon and a raccoon .
You are not correct, Smurf.
I apologize. Yes, you are.
no he is not
A possum is any of about 64 small to medium-sized arboreal marsupial species native to Australia, New Guinea, and Sulawesi (and introduced to New Zealand). The name derives from their resemblance to the opossums of the Americas. (The name is from Algonquian wapathemwa, not Greek or Latin, so the plural is possums, not possa.) Possum is also used in North America as a short form of Opossum.
^Wikipedia
Yeah, I wikied it too. Apparently, AwkwardTunaDuck isn't smart enough to use Wikipedia.
Possum,Opossum same animal ,As Hankassholey is the same stuff that comes out of an Asshole ...Fact
ALT is a worthless faggot... fact.
Wikipedia doesnt always hold the truth...Fact
AssRash would have to rise several levels just to inter the worthless catagory , on the other hand he has perfected the FAGGOT part...FACT
So, because you use capslock you think you win that exchange? You suck a dick.
And dicks are what you love up your ass...FACT
Gotta go AssRash , while I am away make you a big Cumshake and drink bye .
I fucking eat possums and opossums.
^cocks
Quick, somebody scare that motherfucker to death, Sike.
I like shooting possums.
are you threatening me?
Me too , my dogs like to rip them apart .
I wish I had their teeth.
me too - somehow as soon as i hit 40 my teeth started turning to chalk...
...it sucks to get old...
Fuck, you ARE old.
yes - i could actually challenge tools and dik and whoever for the the title if i wanted to...
but - for the record:
i am a 35 yr-old female from orlando fla named melanie...cant show you my tits cause my evil brother cut them off...
then show vag!
youngsters...
Pussum"as soon as I hit 40 my teeth turned to chalk . Pussum " I am a 35 year old female from orlando ...???
i havent heard the word "sike" in a long time toolman
crazy looking fish
It's a possum fish. Or, an Opposum fi- fuck it.
actually this is a sub-species of the common Possom Fish...in latin its possumo fishosorto...it can usually be found living in puddles and urban swimming pools
Dik found this fact in the informative and amusing Mucho Bestiary by CheekyCov. A perfect gift this Christmas
*runs to get pad and pencil*
DO it cheeks. i need an xmas gift for mom...she hates it when i just get her a tie every year
Funny, she likes it when I tie her up every year-a-HAHAHHHAHHAAaaaa *pukes up kidney*
that thing has creepy little cingers and molars..
fingers too
reply too
That mouth is seriously fuckin scary. /nightmares
You sir are a fucking pussy
I went outside to get my cat one night. I see grey fur by my garage. I walk over and go to pick it up and realised it was one of these beasts. it made that same exact face at me. I almost shat a brick.
gray fur*
FAIL
so cute
CAT FOUND! White-gray, medium size, not too friendly, NOT housebroken. Call 555-getkitty urgent!