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Comments to mike tyson pwning noobs
this nigger is nuts
anyone who wants to "eat yo children" would seem to be a bit crazy. possibly enough to be mucho worthy
lol my fav is " i wish you had kids so i could step on their testicles"
Or "put your grandma in the ring i'll fight her!" That fucking lisp kills he has to be a bad ass with that speech impairment!
just because he says he wants to eat people doesn't literally mean he want to walk up to you and take a bite out of you
wait..
I'd like to see Mike Tyson vs Russian bouncers
remember when Tyson threw Micky down the stairs?? That was fucked up.. oh wait...
its 12:03 yall are LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was updated at 12. you dont know where to look.
you have to wasit until 12? NOOB!!! i only wait till 9:10
^lol
Greatest boxer ever...stood 5'10'' and had the most feared punch of all time.
all of those assertions are debatable... including the height figure.
Awesome....Thanks, I'm keepin it.
That was against the code asshole.
What makes you think I play by the rules?
Fuck it, it's dropped kid.
It isn't a rule it's a code we have, man. If it is said or done off Mucho it stays that way. How did you get that anyway? I'm curious.
What the fuck are you two babbling about?
Off site tomfoolery stays so unless disclosure is agreed upon by both parties.
Unless it's someones tits...
yeah, tits transcend the rules.
Wtf are you talking about, Irish?
Mike Tyson is/was 5' 11. And since when does height have anything to do with punching power you fucking idiot? It usually has something to do with reach, but even reach can be extended with the correct workout regime, since it is measured 'wingspan' style.
what workouts make your arms longer?
I knew some dumbass would say that. Bin-go! You're that dumbass. Boxers and MMA fighters reach is not purely measured by arm length. One can broaden one's back and shoulders with the correct workout - which increases reach measurement.
I bet you researched that when you couldnt quite reach your boyfriends cock when you tried to give him a reach around.
im not buying it. i think you are full of shit.
You're an ignorant sack of puke. YOU go research it cuntscab. I already know what I'm talking about.
Hank, check your Email.
whachutalkinboutwillis?
write me one of your long ass posts about the subject and maybe i'll understand it better. no...dont..my mouse wheel is about busted already from having to scroll over your annoying novellas you post on here.
So, wait... You're saying the right workout can LENGTHEN BONES? Right. You're a fucking dumbass.
Yeah, sure they can, smerf. I work out and now my shoulder sockets are four feet farther apart than they were yesterday. My arms don't reach forward any more than they ever did, but if I flail them out sideways...who knows how far they'll reach?
Are you talking/dribbling again smerf you fucking repulsive ginger afterbirth? Read my post further down. And fuck you too para - fucking sheep following the lead of a birth-control malfunction like that. Where have I said one can LENGTHEN BONES? I said it is indeed possible to increase one's reach, in reference to the way in which it is currently measured. Yes, the way it is measured is possibly anachronistic...but I didn't come up with it. Go cry to whoever did.
Baaa.
As I figured. If you have a wife...it's the same deal except she leads you around by your miniscule 'manhood'.
My better half actually leads me round by attaching a fishing hook to my miniscule 'manhood' as she stopped touching it years ago. Sad fact of life, I guess.
*around
Hahaha! Yeah, I used to be married too. Now I have a new woman who wants sex too much, and I feel too old due to the aforementioned marriage. That's life too.
In truth (a rarity on here), I spend several months a year away from home. I never play away, she never plays away. We might both be too ugly to pull anyone else!
In a way it's nice that we have such a strong relationship but it's even nicer when I get me rocks off when I get home!!!
You're so ugly, you couldn't pull yourself in a mirror!
In truth...I am technically still married, and we had a lot of sex (most of the time). We were/are both probably too attractive (and modest) with outgoing/flirty personalities, and we both began to suspect the other of cheating (I wasn't, but I could see why she thought I was). One of the many reasons we split. But hey...this is sooooo not the place to say this stuff. At least this is some ammo for the chumps who try so desperately to berate and flame me here. Knock yourselves out, bunch of sickos. I have to sleep now. x x
Heard an 'Irish' chat up line today: "Hey, honey, have you got a mirror in your pants - 'cos I can see myself in them..."
Like that's ever been used.
terrible music? come on, final countdown is the shit!
for shure.
dik... i think you just lost my respect, until i forget about this.
stfu
pistons fan here...they come out on the court to this song...you'll shit bricks.
the music fucking suck
pure cheese
The toy dolls did a cover of this song with kazoo's instead of the synth
BDH - check out The Kazoos Brothers: "Plate Full Of Kazoos"...best version of Rubber Bisquit ever :)
My favorite boxer of all time.
I'm partial to Hanes myself.
He was good but FUCK Don King he ruined boxing!
THE MUSIC RULES
the donald halpin fight was funny
Mike Tyson is what you get when you take a street brawler with no education and attach a blood sucking leech like Don King, then turn him loose. He's a candle that burned brightly, but dimmed early thanks to King.
(and jail)
(and rape)
(and intense hunger for ear meat)
(and bankruptcy)
If the moon was made of ear meat would ya eat it?
I know I would, and I'd wash it down with a nice cold budwieser
It's not rocket science.
What? Rocket science you mean?
rocket science is too rocket science
bottle rocket science maybe
Wtf are you three losers babbling on about? Shut up already.
hank knows babbling
Obviously, I don't. I've no idea what you three goonies are going on about.
Lol... Hank called the noobs goonies...
Lol...A dork 2 years my junior on this site is calling ME a noob. That's pretty, ummm, ya, that's pretty dumb.
Yeah, you're still a noob.
What you said made no sense at all Cruella... Thats pretty, ummm, ya, that's pretty dumb. Be a little more coherent if you are going to defend yourself..
You're very shit jerk. Didn't I tell your no-use ass to quit trying to appear smart in my presence? My 'ummmm, ya' thing was supposed to represent a blonde highschool cheerleader-tpe girl with no brains talking...because even a person such as that would comprehend the sheer temerity of you calling me a noob. Fucking ginger-cum sucking noob scum. Shoo fly, shoo.
Took you long enough Cruella.. you must have had too many insult threads to keep up with..! And what does it mean when you tell someone theyre "very shit"?? Is that some sort of gay British quip? ....See what I'm saying, you don't make sense... Geez. It's bad enough people gotta run and go get snacks before reading one of your comments....
That's why he is the Homo Superior.
Just a homo ^
^ Crusty Homo
Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.
such a gentleman
you aint so bad, you aint so bad, you aint nuthin!
Clubber Lang said that to Adriane.
Tyson was quoted as saying: "My whole life has been a waste - I've been a failure." He continued: "I just want to escape. I'm really embarrassed with myself and my life. I want to be a missionary. I think I could do that while keeping my dignity without letting people know they chased me out of the country. I want to get this part of my life over as soon as possible. In this country nothing good is going to come of me. People put me so high; I wanted to tear that image down."
my favorite was "ill fuck you til you love me faggot"
I saw him coked out of his mind for about a month when he lived in the square in AZ.
i actually feel sorry for mike tyson ryoga..the guy is practically retarded for one thing..then his gift of arsekicking is taken advantage of by every dirty fucker out there..including and maybe even especially that robin givens skank..
I agree, I honestly believe hes a victim. Much like today's teen celebs and the Brittany Spears and Paris Hiltons of the the world.
Fucking hell. Give me a few million notes and I'll be a victim of society. C'mon, I hope you're being facetious. Mike Tyson, to some degree, perhaps but you can't seriously pop Tyson into the league of the Hiltons et al.
one of his punches to the face is equivalent to taking a sledge hammer to the face
Ummmm, no.
yes it is go look it up, i've already done the research so I know
^only true in isolated Nepalese villages
Whats wrong with the music?
not enough of it
needs more cowbell...
he could have been one of the greatest pucnhers of all time.. but he just didnt care enough to work hard to makeand keep himself in prime condition.
Yep, he was a mean motherfucker when he burst onto the scene, but I think a combination of Don King, prison and his fame fucked him up psychologically. I remember watching the Lennox Lewis fight, and it just didn't look like Tyson in the ring at all.
Jesus Christ. Tyson didn't 'look like Tyson' a fucking loooong time before that. I have no sympathy for the stupid cunt. He had it all, and threw it away.
That was the first time I'd seen him in the ring up against a decent boxer since his first spell in prison though, everybody else was a nobody or I just wasn't interested.
Buster Douglas was the start of his down fall
It's a shame. In his prime and before all the shit, he truly seemed indestructible in the ring. I have no patience for super-rich people saying they are having a hard time in life, and all that bollocks. I remember seeing Victoria Beckham on the front of a magazine recently with the title 'Why I'm finally happy.' What? The millions and millions, and perfect lifestyle couldn't put a smile on your miserable face. Fucking cunts.
Money can't buy you happiness.
It could buy you some dental work, though, Crusty, you miserable English cunt.
He should have got into mma. Then he would have money now and not living back in the projects. Spent all his money on tigers and fat white bitches.
Nope, he was really good on attack and once someone put him on retreat he couldn't hang. If you go straight at someone charging like he did in MMA you get taken down. Traditional boxers have a tough time acclimating to ground work as do wrestlers to stand up. He has spent so much time on his boxing game that it is where he needed to be. I don't think he could have been a decent MMA fighter.
like kimbo
not to mention there really wasn't any fucking money in mma until very recently......
Fuck off yak you lying cunt. The money has been there for a long time...if you're Dana White. Plus, promotions and stuff are still where MMA 'stars' make their loot.
actually in his younger days irish, tyson was pretty hard to hit..moved around fast and sneaky, bobbing and weaving..and he could take a punch...what i think killed his career besides don king and total insanity..was his first loss..i don't think he was ever the same..
did he ever fight Mr.T or are they the same guy... im still unclear.
Mr T drives a Van.
Mike Tyson now lives in a van
down by the river
Didn't he had like millions of dollars then some years ago he was homeless and begging for money?
He wasnt a begger. They managed to get by. But he went through alot. dad abandoned the faimily when he was 2. Mom died when he was 16 and Tyson was turned over to Cus D'Amato who became not just his trainer but the dad he never had and legal guardian. When D'Amato died Tyson was never the same.
Get fucked. Who are you, his fucking ghost writer?
Nope its called research kinda like your wingspan theory above. Kinda funny SBD is saying the same queer shit about your reasearch which makes you even more of dumbass then him.
Well, what I stated above is not a 'theory' - it is a fact, and how reash is measured in boxing and MMA bouts. Sorry, did you think that a 74" reach meant that a guy has 6' 2" long arms that drag along the ground as he walks? Jesus you guys are thicker than Oprah's thighs.
fuck you stephen. your avatar doesnt scare me.
I dont care how big you make your back muscles, your arms are made of bone and connected to bone. nothing is going to make your arms stretch out more. the measurement is probably longer because it has to go over muscles that bulged out farther than before. thats why they measure form fist to armpit somtimes. its more accurate. I dont care wht your think you know about boxing or mma. you are still a pussy. fucking poser, wanna be badass, yappy, no good cunt. go put in some applications to be a seretary because typing is about the only thing I think you know anything about.
That about sums it up.
You don't measure reach by running a tape across the shoulders for that reason, but I think you're right in that you can't increase it by exercise. Some people (like me, height 70" reach 75") are just built differently, and there's not a lot we can do about it.
You can increase the distance that your punch travels by practicing the proper technique, but I don't think you are gonna make your arms longer by any workout. Your arms are connected to your shoulders and thats it, no matter how much you broaden your back.
There is no workout that will make your reach physically longer.
im to fucking high to reaad all the bullshuit , he was a millionaire then become a loser without even spend all the money on drugs and girls. WHtat an fucktard. goodnight im going to the ibg ciyty
What a bunch of tards!!! Hahaha. Even YOU 1rish1...Mr 'I train regularly but don't know how reach is measured, or how it can be increased'. I thought you're supposed to know about this shit?
This is just too easy to laugh at. Mr Fugs here reckons he has 75" long ARMS. Hellooooo there Mr Tickle.
SBD you are a total know-nothing-and-never-will lump of internal coagulated ejaculate. Probably a nigger too right? LMFAO. Sooooo, reach is measured from fist to armpit is it? Ummm, no. You fucking useless bucket of monkey corpse tissue. Reach is measured 'wingspan-style' as I already told you earlier. A boxer's/MMA fighter's reach is assessed by measuring from the tip of middle finger of one hand to the middle finger of the other, with the person standing with arms stretched 'crucifix' fashion. Yes, it's kinda weird, but yes that is how it is done.
A guy of 5' 10" (Fugs for example) with a 75"/6' 3" ARM would constantly have bloody knuckles and forearms...being as how they would scrape along the ground as they walked.
Accordingly...increasing the mass and elasticity of one's pectorals, deltoids, latissimus dorsi (amonst other muscle groups) can indeed increase this measurement CONSIDERABLY. I never mentioned one time that one can increase the length of one's ARMS...only one's REACH...according to how it is measured.
Nowwww, SBD - go back into your bedroom where daddy is waiting with a hot cup of coca, and an even hotter two-piece bikini. Enjoy!
And Fugs...good luck with your arms that are 5 inches longer than your full-body height.
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
what drugs have you had
...Fucking Cruella.. do you think we have time to be reading so goddamned much? Who comes to MS with that much to say.. put a cork in it. Fool.
I come with that much to say, you little fly. And anyone who comes here regularly clearly has wayyyyy too much time on their hands. Why are you even talking you fucking nobody.
If yak put a cap on post limit then all your little skanky-bitch whining would mean something. I fail to see anywhere a warning on post limits. If you don't like what I have to say or want to read it...jog the fuck on and keep on 'a scrolling. Worthless lil cretin.
^Didn't read that...
Too long.. :(
think chm wants to...umm..unzip his little fly, and...ahh..fuck a skanky bitch while jogging?
What I said was true, cruel, my 'wingspan' is indeed 75". How cool is that?
That halloween gibbon costume fits me perfectly.
I am Hell Gibbon!
Wingspan is not 'arm length' you spastic.
Wingspan is reach, you dumb dicky.
Plus, I just got through a kebab that contained marinaded chicken, chicken tikka, lamb, lamb shish, donner meat. garlic sauce, and chili sauce, all wrapped up in a 14" naan bread!
And I'm fucked!
Clearly you are fucked - alcoholically only of course...since you are being even more retarded than normal. A 75" wingspan is unremarkable...a 75" ARM is...fucking read properly you ignorant fuck.
cruel say: wanna fuck some 75-yr-old retard with my arm
Damnit fugs.. now I have to go down to Jerusalem's and get one of those....
i hear old henry the eighth had some sort of contraption that could lengthen damn near every bone in the body
Reach is fingertip to fingertip, you utter twat! Are you so stupid as to think that reach is the length of a single arm? I know you annoy folk on here, but I at least, was willing to give you some credit for intelligence. Obviously the credit crunch is reaching further than I thought.
Read my posts you moronic cunt, instead of misreading shit. I KNOW what I am talking about...and I KNOW reach is measured from MIDDLE fingertip to the other middle fingertip...going across the chest with arms extended crucific style. I wrote that fucking hours ago you cunt. YOU are the one seeming to imply he has 75" ARMS...whic would be utter nonsense. And, that SBD cunt just made it all the worse by suggesting reach is measured from one's fist to one's armpit! 75" from fist to armpit huh?
I rather clearly stated that my REACH was 75", not once, anywhere did I say my arms were that long, so what the fuck are you going on about?
Fuck me! You've got 75" arms?
Wow. ;)
I wouldn't fuck you - even if I DID have 75" arms.
And you cxan shut the fuck up too, Mr. Para-Lympic.
*can
Pass out and don't wake up already ^
What's up? Realized that you're wrong have you?
Captain Ego let you down, has he?
Not wrong at all...read these threads again SOBER...and you'll see the error of your ways. Reet dim norther cunt ye. But right now I just want you to pass out...like you need to. If you didn't wake up...that would be the bonus...but they'd reet miss ye at ta mill they wud....an ne mistake lad. 'ovis mo fo.
You're completely wrong you fucking moose knuckle, you said that I claimed to have 75" arms when I clearly stated reach. Arms - four letters beginning with A, reach - five letters beginning with R. How much more wrong can you be? I'm off to bed right now, sorry to let you down, Captain, but I will be waking up again tomorrow.
A 72" reach doesn't mean you have six foot arms. It means you have 3 foot arms.
OMG...this is getting really stupid now. Where the fuck did I say that? I said some people here seemed to be implying that reach and arm length were one and the same - which of course they are not. And a 72" reach would not mean you had 3 foot arms dumbass - that is not how it's measured. You don't halve the figure and say that's two arms of 36 inches. FFS. Go look it up before you make another dumb remark. I gotta crash now. Fucking sweet Jesus.
MrFugsmucker says:
Some people (like me, height 70" reach 75") are just built differently,"
It appears he said 'reach'. Whether sober or otherwise, he'll read the word 'reach' when he inevitably wakes up again.
cruel, you said at the top that punch power is affected by reach. how is giving a false measurement going to affect anything? how is that going to make a jab reach farther? it dont, it just looks better on paper. plus, I have seen them measure from fist to armpit on HBO plenty of times. you are too fucking harheaded to argue with. I could really care less about this shit.
this cruel faggot really talks alot, must be a chick
or just british
^That's not fair!
Para... weren't you going to bed
sorry para
Oi Possum, don't throw the rest of us Brits in with this mouthy cunt.
The length of a persons wingspan, you put it, would be measured by cumulative lengths of his phalanges, metacarpal, carpals (capitate and lunate), radioulnar complex, humerus, the width of his acromion, the length of his clavicle and the width of his sternum. Any person who holds their arms abducted to 90 degrees with 0 degrees flexion will get the maximum wingspan they can possibly get, regardless of how much muscle they have or how flexible they are.
you did it now,smerf. you threw all those big words at him. hes going to blow his keyboard up replying to that shit so he can try to look smarter than you.
I know.. Imagine how big a asshole he will be when he finally graduates!
SBD - quit making shit up to try to make me look bad, you fucking dirty cuntflap. I never mentioned anywhere on this topic that reach affects punching power - fucking liar. I said that height doesn't.
And smerf, bravo! Arms abducted to 90 degrees with 0 degrees flexion is also commonly known as the crucifix position - quit trying so hard. Since a person's body mass (particularly musculature around the upper torso) would quite manifestly affect this measurement - it logically follows that this measurement (as it is currently taken) can indeed be increased by focussing on certain muscle groups.
If you were to lose say 80s pounds smerf (I recommend it (along with the ginger pubes)) inevitably your mass would be reduced in most body areas - significantly in the torso area. You gonna sit there on your fat, freckly, white and ginger ass and seriously try to tell me your 'crucifixed' measurement would not be affected by this?
A measurement from fist to armpit (as SBD nigger cunt talks of) could not be affected in the same way - I never mentioned exercise being able to lengthen bone ffs! But, SBD's method is not the standard method in either boxing or MMA. So, as of right now, yes, a person can indeed alter their reach measurement. Case dismissed.
Oh and smerf? I'm not surprised your 'upper-middle class' parents wouldn't pay for your college tuition...in much the same way as they wouldn't like to go outside and burn tens of thousands of dollars in a 'let's waste big bucks' family ceremony. I bet you're the only guy on campus who has never gotten laid - even by a drunk college chick. Btw, do your parents reject you for your gingerness, ugliness, stupidity...or all of the above? This is where you say you 'wanted to make it on your own' through college right? What a big guy.
^*ka-booM!* new keyboard time.
if you look at pussyhands post, 3rd post from the top, you said this:
"And since when does height have anything to do with punching power you fucking idiot? It usually has something to do with reach"
did I make that up? there it is
you keep talking about altering your reach with building muscle. like I said before, it only alters the measurement on paper. it doesnt actually make you able to reach farther. you jab will still only go as far as it would before. your arms arent any longer. its just an innacurate measurement. its like measuring a basketball player at the top of the afro and not the skull. just because he grows hair doesnt mean hes any taller.
now shut the fuck up and go have some tea and crumpets. I wish I could extend my reach enough to go through this monitor and break those busy little digits of yours.
You're an imbecile aren't you? I clearly meant height has something to do with REACH...not punching power. You fucking anus. Context dipshit - my precise point was that at 5' 11" Tyson had more explosive punching power than boxers half a foot taller than him. Go back to grade school you epic fail.
learn how to speak then, motherfucker. all those gigantic posts and you still cant make a fucking point. you should specify what "it" means since you were talking about 2 different things. height and punching power.
"height usually has somthing to do with reach" would have been a better way to put it.
Wait, Fugs said he had "donner" meat on his kabob. WTF is a donner?
reindeer meat?
im sure cruelcocksucker will type us up a essay about it. he has a lot of meat going in and out of his mouth.
Well, I've just read through my posts now while I'm sober and I can't find where I've supposedly claimed to have 75" long arms.
Captain Ego, either you need spectacles, or you're so fucked up you need to invent facts to keep your arguments going.
I can't help it if you're a stupid nigger that can't comprehend basic Inglish. Fucking gargantuan failure.
I understand enough of what you put on here to know that you are a total douchebag.
Ok then clever cunt, go find where I said it and paste it down here.
Hehe, basic Inglish, epic fail right there.
.
And rish, a Döner kebab is a Turkish national dish made of meat cooked on a vertical spit and sliced off to order. The meat may be lamb, mutton, beef, goat, or chicken. In the UK it's generally lamb or whatever the kebab shop owner has scraped off their tyres that morning.
I don't need to 'invent facts' thankyou Fugs, and I can quite easily 'keep an argument going' at will. I wasn't totally sober last night either, and may have gotten my posts mixed up, as some people were seeming to suggest that 'reach' is the length of one's arms! You are forgiven ye fooking soft northern shite bag.
But, this SBD loser needs to get off my dick before I shove it down his throat. You are out of your league with anyone here, you fucking moron. Everyone hates me here? Awwww. Great! I have to have at least 8 people simultaneously trying to flame me to even feel a bit warm. SBD = Stupid Black Dicksucker.
keep on typing dipshit. it takes a big post like that to make you feel like you have put me in my place. I made you look like a faggot with 1 sentance.
you couldnt shove anything down my throat. you worry me about as much as a cloudy day. you are just full of shit and a total pussy in real life.
Keep thinking that, you unrivalled waste of space. Oh, and it's 'sentence' you enormous fail. You couldn't make Elton John look like a faggot.
oh, i made a spelling mistake. damn, you got me there. is that the best you can come up with? I just googled "the queen of england" and cruelHM came up in the search. quit being such a homo. some kid may need to search her to do a essay and your queer ass keeps flooding the search results.
im done now. im leaving. by the time i get back this video will be off the first page and I wont care to look what you have to say. dont worry though. i will be there to call you a fucking asswipe again on another video or picture. until then im done giving you attention. you lame ass attention whore. go fuck yourself.
Top stuff nigger. The Google part? Inspired, truly. Looks like a double exit for now then, coz I have to go to the pub with my imaginary girlfriend (she's great conversation). If I'm not comotose later...I will be back, and you can try again. (By the way, use punctuation and capitals sometimes too).
Best line ever by tyson. I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fuckin head or stomp there testicals for you to feel my pain. Because thats the pain I have. HaHa
true story. it a bit late but my buddy owned a porn shop in az. one day mike walks in buys some dildos and gay porn and ask the fag at the counter if he wants to fuck. so mike and the fag cashier fuck. mike has just got homo rage hes like a frat boy but with worse credit.
that reminds me of this one time oprah gave a tranny i knew a handjob in my driveway
also bigfoot
What, Oprah gave bigfoot a handjob, or, did bigfoot gave the tranny a handjob?
dik and Oprah gave elchris a hand job.
Sounds about right, although wouldn't fries be helping him?
He's round the back rimming
So what was bicho doing, then?
lies. got the handjob from oprah, dik insisted on giving a bj
lets just get this right; opra and i were waiting in the driveway for dik to get back from the beer store and she said she had cold hands of course i said that i had a hot cock so she was just warming up her hands: end of story
fact^
Also fact^