Maybe the quality isn't great, but the accents make up for it. Lads in Ireland dig a hole under the railway and one gets in it while the train goes over. Very funny.
Now there's a problem with Pikeys, or Gypsies, you can't really understand much of whats being said, it's not Irish, it's not English, it's just, well, it's just Pikey.
In my last job a colleague was asked to post some info to a client. The first line of the address was "The Gables" only she thought he said "The Gay Balls". I think TiredGuy made the same mistake.
I was thinking he was going to get up and get hit by another train, maybe on a different set of tracks...kind of like the limey kid that jumped a car only to get run over by a van, which might have been posted here.
@gta, the problem is this once usâWHITE PEOPLEâ!! get started you can never get us to shut up, so if i were you id shut it right now you infested sorry excuse for a cum bubble. or shall I say super sonic crab infested cum stain.
An Englishman blighted by scurvy
Whose sexual tastes were quite pervy
Went looking for limes
Found a tranny sublime
And turned his whole world topsy-turvy.
A crazy young Hoodie called James.
Invented the kick-ass of games.
He lighted the rim,
of his grandmothers quim.
and he wanked as she pissed out the flames.
There was a young girl from Penzance,
she boarded the bus in a trance.
The passengers fucked her,
likewise the conductor,
and the driver shot off in his pants
There once was a man from Bejing
Who invented a jackoff machine
He put his prick in it
Done a thousand beats a minute
And turned his poor balls to cream
There once was a website called MS
Where all your perversions you confess.
It attracted all types,
the straights and the dykes
So I guess that was some kind of success.
Thats definitely a Pikey Irish accent, just like the fucker who nicked a tank full of diesel from my van claiming just to need a pint or 'point o daysul'
Comments to Mikey the Pikey
I didn't understand a single word they said.
Turn the loudspeakers on...
if you have one
so I'm guessing their from south Africa, and this is a failed suicide attempt or something.
utter crap, and they're from ireland
...and they're having a laugh.
"are they 'avin a laugh?" --Extras
stupid fuckin niggers
Way to derail a train, set of cunts, they should be shot.
Less chance of that now the British have pulled out.
What language is that? Gaylick?
no its Gaylick Cockney....
It's spelled "Gaelic." As opposed to "Gaylick," which is spoken mainly in San Francisco.
"Gaylick"....That's fucking hilarious.
they're speakin english
Now there's a problem with Pikeys, or Gypsies, you can't really understand much of whats being said, it's not Irish, it's not English, it's just, well, it's just Pikey.
Yep, thats what the movie says....
True story...
In my last job a colleague was asked to post some info to a client. The first line of the address was "The Gables" only she thought he said "The Gay Balls". I think TiredGuy made the same mistake.
Ok, 1rish1. That's enough quoting movies for you.
"You fooking madman mikey"!
That about sums it up.
its a wonder he didn't rob the wheels off the train as it went past
That was pretty fookin crazy.
If your going to go to so much trouble, why not get a decent camera?
i wonder how long it took them to dig that hole
I was thinking he was going to get up and get hit by another train, maybe on a different set of tracks...kind of like the limey kid that jumped a car only to get run over by a van, which might have been posted here.
i'm going there in december, can't wait lol.
*sigh*...white people...need I say more?..lol
@gta, the problem is this once usâWHITE PEOPLEâ!! get started you can never get us to shut up, so if i were you id shut it right now you infested sorry excuse for a cum bubble. or shall I say super sonic crab infested cum stain.
Oh danm i'm sorryâââââ
That was pretty lame. hahaha
Don't they have Transport Police in Ireland ?
Pretty much the only affordable rental property left in Limerick.
There once a lad with no brain
Who laid down under a train
The train went past
He shit his pants
But said the whiskey was to blame.
Doesn't the 4th line have to rhyme with the 3rd?
"He filled his pants fast."
An Englishman blighted by scurvy
Whose sexual tastes were quite pervy
Went looking for limes
Found a tranny sublime
And turned his whole world topsy-turvy.
A crazy young Hoodie called James.
Invented the kick-ass of games.
He lighted the rim,
of his grandmothers quim.
and he wanked as she pissed out the flames.
There was a young girl from Penzance,
she boarded the bus in a trance.
The passengers fucked her,
likewise the conductor,
and the driver shot off in his pants
There once was a man from Bejing
Who invented a jackoff machine
He put his prick in it
Done a thousand beats a minute
And turned his poor balls to cream
There once was a man named Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
But instead of coming, he wen
There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who once had a funny feeling
She laid on her back
tickled her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling
There once was a website called MS
Where all your perversions you confess.
It attracted all types,
the straights and the dykes
So I guess that was some kind of success.
you like dags?
sure i like dags... but i like caravans better.
hehe..."Proper fucked?"
Periwinkle blue!
i dont know what all the fuss is they seem like nice fellas
Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless their trying to say something without talking
It's for me ma
Protection? From who? Ze Germans?
Well why didnt you "bust a cap in his ass" Tommy?
I fackin hate Pikeys
Thats definitely a Pikey Irish accent, just like the fucker who nicked a tank full of diesel from my van claiming just to need a pint or 'point o daysul'
was he selling gennys by any chance
They sound almost exactly like some Canadians from Newfoundland.... newfies. seriously
these irishmen don't speak the language, they chew on it and spit it out -.-
I wanna try now!!
oh the madness
if i said the word "Tosser" would it fit in this situation?
im no good with your over the pond sayings!
wtf is a pikey?