Motorcycling in the woods and hit my foot hit a fallen tree at about 50 mph. A few stitches in the end of the toe where it impacted and it tore the toenail off
I did similar to my right littlest tow. Actually, just bent the entire nail up back to where it grows out of your skin. I cut half the now-detatched nail off and a week later while on the toilet I reached down and pulled the last half off. No nail! Now I have this mini stubby new nail growing out. My youngest daughter thought it was pretty gross, and she likes gross stuff (Watches the fake autopsies on NCIS and CSI with no squirms), go figure.
And when I sliced open my right index finger lengthwise over the biggest joint the doctor-in-training I got at the clinic place took some of those long q-tips, dipped them in hydrogen peroxide, and stuck them UNDER the skin and dug around for at least 10 minutes. Did I mention he was a new doctor-in-training? Not kidding. I experienced what is generally called a "gray out"; that is where you get tunnel vision and everything kinda fades to a light gray color, but you don't pass out. Fucker. Gave me some vicadin though.
And when I sliced open my right index finger lengthwise over the biggest joint the doctor-in-training I got at the clinic place took some of those long q-tips, dipped them in hydrogen peroxide, and stuck them UNDER the skin and dug around for at least 10 minutes. Did I mention he was a new doctor-in-training? Not kidding. I experienced what is generally called a "gray out"; that is where you get tunnel vision and everything kinda fades to a light gray color, but you don't pass out. Fucker. Gave me some vicadin though.
God damn, this reminds me of the time I stubbed my toe so hard on my bed, that I lost my baby toe nail. HOly shit that bled for like a half hour. Never had such an excruciating pain in my life. This wound fucking sucks AAAASS!
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you wish..
get over it bicho, why do you even keep trying?
wow you have nice clean looking toenails for a guy lol
oh my G your avatar turns me on..It makes me not post first any more..
bichofelix you are a full blown idiot. never a goddam reasonable thing to say. first. first. first. you r a dum dum. go eat poo u fuckin jackass
before u even think about responding fuck the hell off!
douche
hehe toe pubes
you're not a real man, if you don't have toe pubes..
thats what bichofelix's dad said when he was born
Toe pubes? Fuck that, I've got hobbit feet.
do you also look like you're wearing pants when youre naked ;)?
I did similar to my right littlest tow. Actually, just bent the entire nail up back to where it grows out of your skin. I cut half the now-detatched nail off and a week later while on the toilet I reached down and pulled the last half off. No nail! Now I have this mini stubby new nail growing out. My youngest daughter thought it was pretty gross, and she likes gross stuff (Watches the fake autopsies on NCIS and CSI with no squirms), go figure.
I bet she loves 24 as well, huh?
Actually she is now my middle daughter as we have 5 month old boy/girl twins. Hard to keep track of all these damn people in my house now.
Have some more kids. The world's not overpopulated or anything.
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And when I sliced open my right index finger lengthwise over the biggest joint the doctor-in-training I got at the clinic place took some of those long q-tips, dipped them in hydrogen peroxide, and stuck them UNDER the skin and dug around for at least 10 minutes. Did I mention he was a new doctor-in-training? Not kidding. I experienced what is generally called a "gray out"; that is where you get tunnel vision and everything kinda fades to a light gray color, but you don't pass out. Fucker. Gave me some vicadin though.
don't worry house, you will be alright.
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And when I sliced open my right index finger lengthwise over the biggest joint the doctor-in-training I got at the clinic place took some of those long q-tips, dipped them in hydrogen peroxide, and stuck them UNDER the skin and dug around for at least 10 minutes. Did I mention he was a new doctor-in-training? Not kidding. I experienced what is generally called a "gray out"; that is where you get tunnel vision and everything kinda fades to a light gray color, but you don't pass out. Fucker. Gave me some vicadin though.
Tell us more. We're dying to know.
don't double post!
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Actually she is now my middle daughter as we have 5 month old boy/girl twins. Hard to keep track of all these damn people in my house now.
Wow. You suck at the intraweb.
NN, keep it simple, bro.
Stay off the internets!
"What the fuck is the internet?"
They have the internet on computers now?
'computers'?
'Have'?
"They"?
"on"?
"?"?
this is pussy
That is toe.
If you think this is a pussy, you've got a major shock ahead of you when you first get laid.
lol
i always have wonder what is behind the toe nail ,thanks dude. =)
shut up, sometimes this mother fucker has no idea about the english language then other times he is fine. what gives pantslit?
maybe simpler sentences?
God damn, this reminds me of the time I stubbed my toe so hard on my bed, that I lost my baby toe nail. HOly shit that bled for like a half hour. Never had such an excruciating pain in my life. This wound fucking sucks AAAASS!
excruciating -- lol
What the fuck? Were you wearing sandals when this happened? Fucking eww, man.
no, I was wearing motorcycle boots, it just hit so hard that it impacted through the boot
Yamaha Fizzy's rule !!
where is smerf to keep this non reply buttoning under control?!? it's utter anarchy in here!!
smerf has called in sick. i already handled it, dont worry.