When in a queue for a club a friend of mine was asked by some random bird go go round corner & come on her face. On another occasion he was getting a blowjob from another scrubber and a couple of minutes into it she stole his wallet, a while later in town she pointed at him in a takeaway & said "ha I stole your wallet". About a year or so later he failed his second year at university, wanked ALOT, never wased/cut his hair & was taken home by his dad. Shortly after he was taken away by men in white coats and kept in a mental ward with the NHS. He now has a certificate showing he is 'normal' & nolonger insane.
@ about 1:02 she says "please come on my face"....got me reminiscing & thought id share. Youre just jealous you dont have a certificate proving youâre sane.
Well, for those who have no idea what happens outside their country (i.e. Americans) a takeaway is where you go to collect you're cooked Indian or Chinese food. It is specifically these two types of cuisine only.
Well for you cheeky English bastards who can't even tell the difference between the your and you're it means stop making fun of Americans until you can speak the fucking language your retarded countrymen invented.
Funny morph because you know thats not you and even if it is you've got a tiny dick. So you lose either way. Get back to the anime and stop lying to boost your confidence.
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When in a queue for a club a friend of mine was asked by some random bird go go round corner & come on her face. On another occasion he was getting a blowjob from another scrubber and a couple of minutes into it she stole his wallet, a while later in town she pointed at him in a takeaway & said "ha I stole your wallet". About a year or so later he failed his second year at university, wanked ALOT, never wased/cut his hair & was taken home by his dad. Shortly after he was taken away by men in white coats and kept in a mental ward with the NHS. He now has a certificate showing he is 'normal' & nolonger insane.
All true, sounds too bad to be true but it is.
...hes now on job seekers allowence.
Which has exactly what to do with this clip, except for the blowjob?
@ about 1:02 she says "please come on my face"....got me reminiscing & thought id share. Youre just jealous you dont have a certificate proving youâre sane.
...you potential nutter!
but the real question is: was it your friend,or was it you
I've never had a lady ask me to cum on her face, specifically. But yes, I think a certificate proving I'm sane would be a good idea.
i have a certificate from the library..that count?
yea dik the certificate to shut the fuck up
whats a "takeaway"?
is that english shit?
its kind of like pickup?
you go to a chipper and get takeaway when you are drunk... MORON
Well, for those who have no idea what happens outside their country (i.e. Americans) a takeaway is where you go to collect you're cooked Indian or Chinese food. It is specifically these two types of cuisine only.
in ireland it just refers to any place where you can pick up food from... like fast food or pizza or whatever blabla
shut the fuck up yak. my computer got a virus from this shitty site.
yeah, its any food you can buy and take out thats open at night (3amish)
I'm American and knew what takeaway means? Yak, dig deeper bro...
so, takeaway is take-out? Is that correct?
Well for you cheeky English bastards who can't even tell the difference between the your and you're it means stop making fun of Americans until you can speak the fucking language your retarded countrymen invented.
They shouldn't have to ask.
What a great feeling it is when you see a guy in porn w/ a smaller dong than your own.
Yeah...
I see that all the time.
lmao bangbangboogie
I like for the girl to cry when we are having sex. For that is the true way of the jedi.
Small dong in porn really is the best feeling.
little dick, butter face. Floppy tits. Oscar
Floppy tits? You never even get to see her tits!
I sure can see them flopping around in the darkness behind fastsos knees.
She sucks at this.
Well, yes.
he's gotta work on his aim
That coffee table will need a wipe over
No sound = no fun.
Funny morph because you know thats not you and even if it is you've got a tiny dick. So you lose either way. Get back to the anime and stop lying to boost your confidence.
He never said it was him. It says "Missy Giving Head." Nowhere does it say me, or Morph, or anything of the sort.
Morph is black.