Here's a childrens boo for ya:
There was a kid who asked too many questions. One day he asked his mom, "how come daddy is bringing home young girls?" Mommy didn't know daddy was a cheater and decided to confront him. "How could you?" she said. "Who the Fuck told you?" He screamed. "Little Billy told me you bring home young girls while I am working."
Daddy became enraged and beat mommy to a pulp. When he found me, oh boy, was he pissed. He told me I was fucking worthless and then chopped off my head.
Mommy screamed and he told that bitch to shut-it and then chopped off her head too.
THE END
Would it of been better if I had mention the kid shit himself and the mommy violently threw up while rubbing her clitoris and then the daddy shoved a bat wrapped in barbed wire up his sons ass and then into the woman's snatch. Blood was everywhere and he pissed on both of them <----muchosucko version
Mako, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that. But there was no dog involved, and they weren't showing off to the circus boss. Practicing at home, maybe?
^lucy pinder is her name. one of my favorites from uk. huge natural boobs that make you wanna curl up in her lap and have a suckle at that sweet sweet teet.
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hmmmm....witch half to start with?
neither
^homosexual
Yes, I would start with the 'witch' half.
The top half can't get away, but then the bottom half can't talk. They both have their advantages.
lol...good job nixon!!
the top half can bite
I'll take the top LOL
I sat "Fake". =)
sat=say =(
pat said sat
meant it to be say
don't worry it's okay
^not bad. Have you ever tried writting childrens books?
Here's a childrens boo for ya:
There was a kid who asked too many questions. One day he asked his mom, "how come daddy is bringing home young girls?" Mommy didn't know daddy was a cheater and decided to confront him. "How could you?" she said. "Who the Fuck told you?" He screamed. "Little Billy told me you bring home young girls while I am working."
Daddy became enraged and beat mommy to a pulp. When he found me, oh boy, was he pissed. He told me I was fucking worthless and then chopped off my head.
Mommy screamed and he told that bitch to shut-it and then chopped off her head too.
THE END
Boooooo!
Would it of been better if I had mention the kid shit himself and the mommy violently threw up while rubbing her clitoris and then the daddy shoved a bat wrapped in barbed wire up his sons ass and then into the woman's snatch. Blood was everywhere and he pissed on both of them <----muchosucko version
and then you wonder why people dislike you?.....
I'd buy that book, but only if it had illustrations.
Sounded like it was turning into the drumrave version of the aristocrats.
You incredibly desperate bag of shit...
Mako, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that. But there was no dog involved, and they weren't showing off to the circus boss. Practicing at home, maybe?
I thought of that too after I wrote it. I need to find a way to get paid for my creativity
you have none.
Maybe you can get paid to sit on things.
I might pay some money to shit upon your creativity.
The lower half would make the best serving tray and parties and/or small get togethers.
The top half is still available for birthdays, weddings, and bah mitzvah's.
She must work for David Copperfield.
damn she's hot.
^lucy pinder is her name. one of my favorites from uk. huge natural boobs that make you wanna curl up in her lap and have a suckle at that sweet sweet teet.
I'd be grabbing both parts under my arms, it's like "damn, I got two girls now!"
Well atleast if you didnt want to hear her jabber jaw.....you just lock the top part outside!!
What do you think socks are for, BCW?
I'd hit it. Both.
what do you expect from a blond?