Well, maybe for old chronic masturbators like a lot of you guys(I'm a healthy jerker), there is something wrong with the mall. Also how did you guys get so twisted? I've seen some weird shit on this site...
those mints are labeled wrong. the only thing i saw boosted on the package was the nipples.
plus, if you read the fine print, you'll see you'll only gain 1.5 oz from the whole container. A C sized breast weighs half a pound. thats one pound for a whole rack. A good looking woman is about 125 lbs. that means that four fifths of a percent of a womans body weight is pure adluterated tit. 1.5 oz is ten percent of a pound. there are four increments of bra sizes, meaning each breast would have to gain 1.5 oz (the mass of the whole container) to go up just one bra size. if the weight from the mint is distributed evenly throughout the body, you would have to eat seven pounds of it to gain one bra size. to gain two bra sizes (cause who wants to go up just one) you would have to spend 600 dollars plus tax and eat 14 pound of mints.
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wow, ya know, we can drive to our local mall, go into some retarded frat-boy haven like Spencers, and see this anyday ourselves. Why post it?
cause living in ireland makes us not able to go to a spencers to see this?
Well Ammonia, not all of us hang around at the mall either.
lmao iforget who she was making fun of, but not to long ago ammonia made fun of someone for saying they hung out at a mall. lol talk about hypocrites.
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Well, maybe for old chronic masturbators like a lot of you guys(I'm a healthy jerker), there is something wrong with the mall. Also how did you guys get so twisted? I've seen some weird shit on this site...
do they work then ?
stop typing in your bullshit opinions ammonia33, your gonna give yourself pimples
^and a limp noodle
^^^:):):):):):):):):):
breast fresheners!?
^competition eh?
wioneo - The mall isn't very interesting once you're legal drinking age. :P
phoenix, its no competition. fabreeze will always be more original and witty than you.
Biziagh take your head out your vagina just for once dude I'm talking about him in competition with the breast fresheners u fucking ass hat.
hey hey hey... when it comes to a breast competition.. we are ALL winners!
ILL TAKE MY HEAD OUT OF MY VAGINA WHEN IT STOPS SMELLING SO GOOD.
those mints are labeled wrong. the only thing i saw boosted on the package was the nipples.
plus, if you read the fine print, you'll see you'll only gain 1.5 oz from the whole container. A C sized breast weighs half a pound. thats one pound for a whole rack. A good looking woman is about 125 lbs. that means that four fifths of a percent of a womans body weight is pure adluterated tit. 1.5 oz is ten percent of a pound. there are four increments of bra sizes, meaning each breast would have to gain 1.5 oz (the mass of the whole container) to go up just one bra size. if the weight from the mint is distributed evenly throughout the body, you would have to eat seven pounds of it to gain one bra size. to gain two bra sizes (cause who wants to go up just one) you would have to spend 600 dollars plus tax and eat 14 pound of mints.
I'd go with the silicon ladies