ya know i read the title and say the thumbnail but i thought there was no way that monkey was going to masturbate then i watched the video and sure enough he did...some more shocking next time please
Yeah you sit around imaging how much your life wouln't suck if you hadn't knocked up some annoying chick who is only going to get worse while you spend the next 15 to 35 years with some brat in the fucking house and your annoying bitch wanting another one.
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Starrsky is so turned on right now.
no you mean hare...I don't like animal stuff
It's a liberal!
It works for me.
Gay^
^Really wants to know.
ya know i read the title and say the thumbnail but i thought there was no way that monkey was going to masturbate then i watched the video and sure enough he did...some more shocking next time please
Super Gay^
amazing - they behave so human
Yes.
so wheres the cumshot?
psh i wont even dignify this with a fap if theres not moneyshot.
narsty.
Been there ha, when your girlfriend is lying beside you an you'd rather have a wank, i knew it was time to dump her ass.
hahahaha....thats the fucking truth.
If you losers ever get married, you'll change your tune.
hank and youve been married.... a week?
The charge hasn't even cleared on his mastercard.
hah
The time doesn't matter. It would be the same if you were really comitted to a girl.
Yeah you sit around imaging how much your life wouln't suck if you hadn't knocked up some annoying chick who is only going to get worse while you spend the next 15 to 35 years with some brat in the fucking house and your annoying bitch wanting another one.
I say that but I'm still thinking I'll get married to my girlfriend some day. Someone please shoot some sense into me.
Does .45 ACP sound like sense?
commitment sounds like a disease you get when you get old, lazy and complacent....no thanks. i dont cheat but once im bored im gone.
Commited to marrage
Commited to asslyum
????????
needs more cowbell.
It needs more plot. I just can't get into these modern dirty movies. Where's the character development?
Just ask your dad to say a bit more next time.
Its a fucking baboon
Looks more like a mandrill, really.