Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free
Black-bird fly
Black-bird fly, into the light of a dark black night
Black-bird fly
Black-bird fly, into the light of a dark black night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
It's amazing to me how just 4 or 5 lines and a few variants and repetitions thereof can become a great song. Strong imagery and a quick, sad melody. It's sweet.
Only a few lines. I can write a few great lines sometimes. I could write a song as good as this, I think. It's possible.
Dik, if you think there is a difference between the process that produced this song and that which produces rap writing, you are wrong.
Writing is all good. I've been bitten by the bug a little bit these days.
I wasn't talking music, Dik, I was and have been only talking about writing, which you have been dissing regularly, but if you want to go there...Rap is a musical art form every bit as valid as any other and your incredible bias against it makes you look foolish and ignorant, in my opinion.
it just comes off as silly to me..i suppose i am a little biased against rap...i've heard a lot and have rarely been impressed. every butthole thinks that because they can rhyme a few words they are an artist...they're most often not
I define an artist as someone who practices an art. Since rap is a musical art form, anyone who practices rap is an artist, by my definition. Talent is irrelevant. Whether or not they are good is another matter entirely.
I'm brilliant at reading people, that is why I seldom lose at poker. I can do it pretty well over the net too, only wind the regulars who I converse with though.
I dropped out of psychology early during my A-Levels & that is the biggest mistake of my life. Since then, I have read many books on the subject & am fascinated by it. I wouldn't normally do this, it is kind of like showing my hand, but forer the sake of making a point, I'll show you.
Hank, you have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker, and do not accept others statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.
Like I said, it is showing my hand. It allows me to easily retaliate when people piss me off. Besides, if I'm honest, I couldn't do it to you anyway, Poss.
I have had as many civil conversations on here with Hank as I have arguments over the years. Plus, he has posted mini 'blog' like comments numerous times. I simply haven't had the opportunity to get to know you as well.
I may do it again in the future, but no promises(Probably when I'm drunk).
Sounds a horoscope reading. Wait, no this is the personality description for people born in the year of the monkey. I read it last week on a chinese restaurant place mat.
Right. A combination of vague statements that could apply to most people and specific points about myself that I've made or that could be easily inferred.
Reading Oranjeboom,
.
1. Self-centered. His needs are paramount.
.
2. No remorse for mistakes or misdeeds.
.
3.Twists conversation to his gain at otherâs expense. If trapped, keeps talking, changes the subject or gets angry.
.
4.Tremendous need to control situations, conversations, others.
.
5.Conversation controller. Must have the first and last word.
.
6.Likes annoying others. Likes to create chaos and disrupt for no reason.
7.Grandiose. Convinced he knows more than others and is correct in all he does.
.
8.Lacks ability to see how he comes across to others. Defensive when confronted with his behavior. Never his fault.
.
9.Kind only if he's getting from you what he wants.
.
10.He has to be right. He has to win. He has to look good.He announces, not discusses. He tells, not asks.
Made a joke one at uni but forgot about it till someone brought it up. No idea what the password was. I think it was made with a temp email address too 'cause my usual one was used for my flatmates to make a band one (they already had myspaces on their email)
How would you know if the personality assessment of me is accurate or not, Oranj? Despite the vague bits that could be anyone, there are some major flaws.
Anyways, it's baloney. The people that want to believe you can "read" them will forget the mistakes. This is how psychics and other paranormal frauds trick people.
I dropped you a few hints in my comments, but it seems you didn't need them. I'm impressed that you saw through it all, most people fall for that shit. Congrats, seriously.
1. Decent intelligence.
2. Decent education.
3. Lacking experience and wisdom. - Since I'm 23 you have a point about experience. Wisdom is basically pragmatism, intuition & understanding, so I'm going to disagree with you there.
4. Lacking sense of humor. - Far too often I have a joke with you & you just get pissy with me.
5. Overall, not very interesting. - Meh, if that's your opinion, so be it.
Oh, let me guess. You're gona go cry to yak and deja, and get me permabanned...simultaneously making you the biggest bitch in this site's history, and also destroying the validity of Mucho's 'freedom to speak' law?
You really are a fucking mistake.
You can get away with saying pretty much anything, unless you say it to them.... Which, why not? It is their site, and if they want to be exclusive, then by all means. Make up for lost time. (not that I have a problem with that or anything)
Well then...I'm really gonna enjoy seeing your efforts to do that. I mean, that's a pretty funny suggestion. Do you realise how pathetic you sound right now? Get fucking real, man. Jesus.
cruel i usually skip your comments..it's you following me around..jerkstore i have no idea what you mean by style..if i see an idiot i call him an idiot...if i see a nice person i call them that...i don't care what anyone thinks of me except the people i care about...so suck it you two fucking bitches
You're just a bitter, insulting, old cunt. I've never seen you be nice to ANYONE here (other than yak, deja, and Hank) or call ANYONE anything positive. Pathetic. Just coz you're crying into your beer that you're not with jamiee at the moment, you've gotta lash out your dirty nails at anyone who sees the real you.
I'm upset about many things...that state of the global economy, some of the shit things that happen to innocent people in the world, Bill Gates, official corruption, police abuse of power...that kinda thing. You? Not so much.
I couldn't really care less if 99% of members on this site come out with lit lighters swaying gently in the air...declaring how cool you are. I know the real you, and it's actually pretty sad. I have no intention of leaving Mucho. I come here to unwind, and let off a bit of steam...like about 80% or more of the people here.
I'm not gonna 'wait for you' you bloody quasi-megalomaniacal imbecile. But, if I'm around later, and you are too...I'd be only too happy to engage in any form of discourse you would like.
...also, I fail to see where I said 'only I' know the real you. I'm sure many see it...but you're so call and all, they would never dream of saying it, oh mighty dikins. You're a funny guy.
at least slit your wrists in the tub so your slutty mother doesn't have to clean up your blood along with your kraft dinner mess you inconsiderate tranny
Cruel just got served. dik served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that dik make the rules at Mucho, that dik run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!
dik and i get along pretty well but that's because i seldom comment and when i do what i say makes sense. that and the fact that we take turns making the trip to the beer store
That was really very funny, you furry honey-bunny,
Would you let me rub your tummy,
WHILST I'm licking-out your mummy?
Hey! Not too close Mr Chocolate Nose,
I don't want your tongue on MY hairy crack,
Just coz others like that, Jack.
Oh well. What the hell - have a lick, does it smell?
I hope it does, lap it cous',
This is clearly your profession, and your principal direction,
I'm diggin your affection for the Canuckian in question,
Just don't you use it all right urp,
Coz I'm wantin a really big, fat slurp,
Of your submissive way-of-life,
With you around, who needs a wife?
So go ahead and wipe it off - you really lookin kinda rough,
And as much as we'd all love a lil pet called Rish,
You be stinkin up this joint with fish.
Dopey, brown-nosed, faggot fuckhead!
you wonder why you're coming off looking like a dick?...you're rapping man..this isn't facebook or myspace or wherever the fuck you teenage jackoffers hang out...now get your shine box
Okay, man. *Gets shine box. Removes dik's blond/gray wig/weave, and polishes the big cue-ball on his shoulders.
Now Rish, could you please shine my balls...with your mouth.
You mustn't get confused dik (I know it happens at your age). Rish loves your cock, and wants to please you...
I just wanna tease you,
Bleed you,
Hangin upside down,
In a shower...way downtown,
Lookin like a nearly-was,
Running down my drain, because,
You never had it from the start,
You just a motherfuckin old-aged fart.
Let's see what you got, NoobDog
Open up and swallow my log
Feeling froggy go hump a peg leg
Stick your dick in a knot hole
a rot hole, a why not? hole
Flea-bitten asshole sniffer
Whiffle ball chaser, ball kisser
Peanut butter nut licker, flea flicker
I'm gaining strength
You getting sicker and sicker
I'll sick Dik on ya
He'll stick on ya, pick on ya,
kick ya around, send you to the pound
Put ya down, down, down
hmm that prolly would've scared me if not for two things.. the buffering number just started counting down for some reason so the vid never played. and two im REAlly drunk... so ya
'Whilst' is a very commonly-used word in the UK Rish. I know that's not the case in US. In fact, whenever I've heard Americans use it, they pronounce it 'willst' for some reason.
This is kinda sad OJ. Did you hear that the fight is being investigated by the NSAC, due to allegations from the Penn camp that GSP's cornerman rubbed vaseline on his back, chest and shoulders?
Damn, that's serious shit when you have a guy like Penn who relies heavily on his BJJ. A shame. And if you watch...it looks like that did happen too. Apparently, Matt Serra's camp has accused GSP of it before. You heard of this?
This could seriously harm GSP's hard work. I would absolutely HATE to think he would willingly be involved in anything like that...he really comes across as such a nice guy - really genuine.
BTW...I got tired of waiting for the slow-ass 1.3+gig download, and just watched the fight online instead...kinda small...but I got the point.
His corner man had a tiny, barely visible spot of vaseline on the back of his hand. He dabbed his fingertips on it to apply it to GSPs face. He then massages his temples and goes slightly into his hairline, which must have rubbed it off his fingers.
He then pushed down on GSPs shoulders & pushes on the middle of GSPs chest and massages between his shoulder blades, as GSP does to himself all the time. You can see him do it before the fight starts.
I find the allegation of cheating ridiculous. There couldn't have been barely any vaseline on the guys fingers as he rubbed between his shoulder blades & pushed on his chest.
The sweat would have had FAR more effect that any residual vaseline that may have been on his hands.
This is just an excuse from the BJ camp. He mouthed off too much & is clutching at straws.
:)
Forget what I said OJ. Apparently, the NSAC were made aware of it DURING the fight, and GSP was even wiped down between the other rounds because of it. But Penn's posse have issued a formal complaint...but it seems it's not gonna stick, and therefore no NC could be declared. Phew!
Obviously, it was just a combination of a lot of sweat...and superior skills that enabled GSP to make Penn look like he was GSP's kid brother trying to fight his big brother.
BJ looked like a journeyman whilst he was getting pounded in the face by GSP.
He talked so much shit befor ethe fight, he is just trying to save face. It really is shameful, he lost & needs to deal with it. He is good at 155lb & should stay there. He will never be able to come close to a split decision again, like in the first fight.
I wouldn't have even said he looked like a journeyman, really.
You said 'whilst'. That's gay apparently...but I can't tell you how many 'intelligent' Americans I've met that say things like 'heighth'...I am NOT kidding.
Exxxxactly Oranje... in the south, it is proper, even for educated ass people to talk as such.. Not even kidding. Cruel could tell ya, he lived in Tennessee for 6 years or something...
I really wanted to see a duck get eaten by a fish, someone should try to find a video of that or if anyone on MS has a really big pet fish you should feed it a duck and then the post the video.
Comments to Monster fish eats a duck
holy psych-out batman
weak.
totally, I didn't even flinch
I expected that, but the question now is. Why did Yak approve it?
Haha... that's funny, cause this a great example of why Paul McCartney RULES.
noticed that too...
blackbird singin in the dead of night
a great song
Yeah, I love that song.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free
Black-bird fly
Black-bird fly, into the light of a dark black night
Black-bird fly
Black-bird fly, into the light of a dark black night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
It's amazing to me how just 4 or 5 lines and a few variants and repetitions thereof can become a great song. Strong imagery and a quick, sad melody. It's sweet.
Only a few lines. I can write a few great lines sometimes. I could write a song as good as this, I think. It's possible.
Dik, if you think there is a difference between the process that produced this song and that which produces rap writing, you are wrong.
Writing is all good. I've been bitten by the bug a little bit these days.
Feel free to lock yourself away for a while whilst you jot down a few of your ideas.
Ya know, 3 or 4 days could possibly yield some beautiful work.
Imagine what you'd produce if you went away & did it for a year.
Haha, why are you worried about it, OranjeBum?
It seems you've traded places with me for the job of boring arguments boss. Good luck with that, fag.
You owe me Hank, admit it.
Your 'raps' top the league of boring, Hanky.
They are an offence to my computer screen.
Any of your posted pics make me think the same think OJ...particularly that 'one' pic...you know the one.
*thing
Oh here comes the Deputy...
hank ...as far as writing words go there is no difference...musically on the other hand there is
*'STFU faggot'*
You guys are all gay.
You'd like that to be the case, huh?
I hate... 1irish1
hey evevybody... just fer fun look up matt's last ten comments
i laffed
Yeah, he has a thing for me.
I wasn't talking music, Dik, I was and have been only talking about writing, which you have been dissing regularly, but if you want to go there...Rap is a musical art form every bit as valid as any other and your incredible bias against it makes you look foolish and ignorant, in my opinion.
it just comes off as silly to me..i suppose i am a little biased against rap...i've heard a lot and have rarely been impressed. every butthole thinks that because they can rhyme a few words they are an artist...they're most often not
I define an artist as someone who practices an art. Since rap is a musical art form, anyone who practices rap is an artist, by my definition. Talent is irrelevant. Whether or not they are good is another matter entirely.
I'm an artist.
What's your medium?
poo, puke and pus on beer bottle labels.
You saw my drawing I submitted here and I practice martial arts.
I'm brilliant at reading people, that is why I seldom lose at poker. I can do it pretty well over the net too, only wind the regulars who I converse with though.
I dropped out of psychology early during my A-Levels & that is the biggest mistake of my life. Since then, I have read many books on the subject & am fascinated by it. I wouldn't normally do this, it is kind of like showing my hand, but forer the sake of making a point, I'll show you.
Hank, you have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker, and do not accept others statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.
do me now oranje!
Like I said, it is showing my hand. It allows me to easily retaliate when people piss me off. Besides, if I'm honest, I couldn't do it to you anyway, Poss.
I have had as many civil conversations on here with Hank as I have arguments over the years. Plus, he has posted mini 'blog' like comments numerous times. I simply haven't had the opportunity to get to know you as well.
I may do it again in the future, but no promises(Probably when I'm drunk).
Sounds a horoscope reading. Wait, no this is the personality description for people born in the year of the monkey. I read it last week on a chinese restaurant place mat.
*like
Are you from the year of the monkey? If so, that may be true.
Would need a bigger sample though.
i realize now, much to my chagrin, that my early comment might have sounded a little gay...let me rephrase: "Analyze me, oj!"
Forer first attempt, you have to admit, that is pretty accurate.
Right. A combination of vague statements that could apply to most people and specific points about myself that I've made or that could be easily inferred.
Colour me unimpressed.
Well, I couldn't exactly tell you things like you password or pin numbers, that is just silly. But forer a personality assessment, that's accurate.
Reading Oranjeboom,
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1. Self-centered. His needs are paramount.
.
2. No remorse for mistakes or misdeeds.
.
3.Twists conversation to his gain at otherâs expense. If trapped, keeps talking, changes the subject or gets angry.
.
4.Tremendous need to control situations, conversations, others.
.
5.Conversation controller. Must have the first and last word.
.
6.Likes annoying others. Likes to create chaos and disrupt for no reason.
7.Grandiose. Convinced he knows more than others and is correct in all he does.
.
8.Lacks ability to see how he comes across to others. Defensive when confronted with his behavior. Never his fault.
.
9.Kind only if he's getting from you what he wants.
.
10.He has to be right. He has to win. He has to look good.He announces, not discusses. He tells, not asks.
I'm basically like a living God.
In all seriousness, NATAS, that was pretty good.
:)
Should I just change my name to Machiavelli?
I believe many would agree it to be quite befitting.
damn those dark satanic mills...
:)
Oranjavelli...?
Machiaboom...?
Machiaboom.
I dont suppose my "Reading Oranjeboom" comments are worthy of you telling me the,
.
Secret?
"He has to look good.He announces, not discusses. He tells, not asks."
That's the best.
I've heard "you're always right" from my friends more times than I can remember.
I don't care, 'cause it is true!
What secret?
how's the endorphin rush treating you oj?
aka - "s'good, to be understood"
this
.
.
one?
Oh, you mean the .space between the lines?
^you'll figure it out.
When you do though, keep it quiet. We don't want that other noob figuring it out.
secret? oh fuck...he's just after the Templar code!
Are you still on MySpace Oranje?
Nope
Made a joke one at uni but forgot about it till someone brought it up. No idea what the password was. I think it was made with a temp email address too 'cause my usual one was used for my flatmates to make a band one (they already had myspaces on their email)
Actually, email chod56@gmail.com
That is a crappy email addy my friends use to sign upto shit we dont want goin to out main account.
Hurry up & don't bother emailing it in the future without telling me on here, I don't check it.
How would you know if the personality assessment of me is accurate or not, Oranj? Despite the vague bits that could be anyone, there are some major flaws.
Anyways, it's baloney. The people that want to believe you can "read" them will forget the mistakes. This is how psychics and other paranormal frauds trick people.
Sent Oranje, the sub is MUCHO
Machiavelli, give me a fucking break.
You have a grossly overinflated self-image. Here's my read on you.
1. Decent intelligence.
2. Decent education.
3. Lacking experience and wisdom.
4. Lacking sense of humor.
5. Overall, not very interesting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer
I dropped you a few hints in my comments, but it seems you didn't need them. I'm impressed that you saw through it all, most people fall for that shit. Congrats, seriously.
Hank, you're just grump. That was a joke.
Thank's
Oranje
I LOVE BENNY HILL
1. Decent intelligence.
2. Decent education.
3. Lacking experience and wisdom. - Since I'm 23 you have a point about experience. Wisdom is basically pragmatism, intuition & understanding, so I'm going to disagree with you there.
4. Lacking sense of humor. - Far too often I have a joke with you & you just get pissy with me.
5. Overall, not very interesting. - Meh, if that's your opinion, so be it.
The idea of wisdom having any type of correlation to age is a fallacy, one which I do actually expect you to profess, Hank.
You guys wanna see the River Don Monster!
Fries went swimming?
Ha
Motherfucker!!
word, scared the shit out of me
ya I changed my pants after watching this
You fapped to this?
I did.
It might have scared me, but the video engine is broken again >=/...all I got was audio
I bet that was entertaining in itself. I'm gonna shut my eyes and play it again.
I assumed wrong. It sucked.
Me too claude.. ruined my surprise. prob woulda got me otherwise.
just move the cursor back to the beginning, thats what usually works for me
Replay it and youll get it second time.
I don't get why, if YouTube can do this, why MS can't.
cause MS dosent like cats.
Looks nothing like Sir Paul.
Jon Lennon maybe?
hes at it again, trying to scare us:)
two days late, but anyway:
rking? thank you for at least turning off your caps-lock key...
...baby-steps, dude :)
tch.
didnt even flinch.
Me either, but I'm so hung over I don't think anything could startle me right now because I just don't care.
Take a couple tylenol.
Take a vallium before you got to sleep and you'll feel great.
definitely would have scared me if i hadn't been staring blankly at the tv
When are you chasing me off the site again vag?
just watch newfag
Oh, let me guess. You're gona go cry to yak and deja, and get me permabanned...simultaneously making you the biggest bitch in this site's history, and also destroying the validity of Mucho's 'freedom to speak' law?
You really are a fucking mistake.
Since when did Mucho have a 'freedom to speak' law?
Speak freely, speak one's mind...whatever. Quit being cute Rish, you're turning me on.
My point is that we can't speak freely. Mucho is like walking on eggshells when yak and Deja are in a mood.
Not that I have a problem with that or anything.
because yak and i are so tight he'll ban someone for me..hahaha fucking noobs
Walking on eggshells... LMAO.
You can get away with saying pretty much anything, unless you say it to them.... Which, why not? It is their site, and if they want to be exclusive, then by all means. Make up for lost time. (not that I have a problem with that or anything)
Well, I don't see any other connotation that one could attribute to your 'threat'. Shit, even Hank pisses me off more than you ever could.
when i said i would chase you right of the site cruel you fucking pussy..i meant by myself..like i have done with your kind before...just watch
*off
i'll be here and people will say "you remember that cruel guy who rapped like a fucking idiot?"...and other people will say ..no
Well then...I'm really gonna enjoy seeing your efforts to do that. I mean, that's a pretty funny suggestion. Do you realise how pathetic you sound right now? Get fucking real, man. Jesus.
just watch..newboy..you'll be gone soon
if nothing i say upsets you why do you follow me around all over the site...even "rapping" about me? that's rhetorical
I like pissing you off...just as you can't bear someone around here who realises you're a total pathetic cunt-scab.
dik... if everyone adhered to your style, and listened to you... this site would be pretty lame.. the threads anyway.
Is this site yours dik? You definitely seem to think so.
I have a sneaky suspicion that dik is really yak.
I'm gonna laugh when dik chases you away.
cruel i usually skip your comments..it's you following me around..jerkstore i have no idea what you mean by style..if i see an idiot i call him an idiot...if i see a nice person i call them that...i don't care what anyone thinks of me except the people i care about...so suck it you two fucking bitches
You're just a bitter, insulting, old cunt. I've never seen you be nice to ANYONE here (other than yak, deja, and Hank) or call ANYONE anything positive. Pathetic. Just coz you're crying into your beer that you're not with jamiee at the moment, you've gotta lash out your dirty nails at anyone who sees the real you.
haha
He's nice to me. I think I'm one of the people he cares about.
anyone who knows me ..even here would say i'm the nicest happiest guy ...you sound upset you bucket of fuck...are you?
I get on well with dik.
If dik really was yak, he'd be dead if deja and jamiee got together.
I'm upset about many things...that state of the global economy, some of the shit things that happen to innocent people in the world, Bill Gates, official corruption, police abuse of power...that kinda thing. You? Not so much.
if i was yak i'd ban every one of you sonsofbitches
I also think jamiee may be Deja.
If you were yak, I'd let you!
I couldn't really care less if 99% of members on this site come out with lit lighters swaying gently in the air...declaring how cool you are. I know the real you, and it's actually pretty sad. I have no intention of leaving Mucho. I come here to unwind, and let off a bit of steam...like about 80% or more of the people here.
Just kidding, buddy.
I pretend to get on with dik, just to keep on the right side of jamiee.
hahaha...only you know the real me?? jesusfuck are you melting down already?
i have to go shopping in a minute try to wait till i get back before you slit your wrists tonsilcock
CruelHoMo < dik
Haha.. You guys always make me laugh though.. whether I'm having a shitty day or not.
i'm glad you're having a shitty day
glad that in turn helps your day... reciprocation is what that's called... hehe
I'm not gonna 'wait for you' you bloody quasi-megalomaniacal imbecile. But, if I'm around later, and you are too...I'd be only too happy to engage in any form of discourse you would like.
...also, I fail to see where I said 'only I' know the real you. I'm sure many see it...but you're so call and all, they would never dream of saying it, oh mighty dikins. You're a funny guy.
dik.. I posted some BBC Office for you the other day btw... It's far from mucho-material... so I doubt it gets posted though..
Why don't you quit using your big school words. Maybe if you use normal people words I'd know what you were talking about.
you'll do whatever i say cuntshit
at least slit your wrists in the tub so your slutty mother doesn't have to clean up your blood along with your kraft dinner mess you inconsiderate tranny
actually i posted some american office shit yesterday
now i really have to go shopping so..try to be nice to each other till i get back
just kidding
Cruel just got served. dik served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that dik make the rules at Mucho, that dik run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!
dik and i get along pretty well but that's because i seldom comment and when i do what i say makes sense. that and the fact that we take turns making the trip to the beer store
That was really very funny, you furry honey-bunny,
Would you let me rub your tummy,
WHILST I'm licking-out your mummy?
Hey! Not too close Mr Chocolate Nose,
I don't want your tongue on MY hairy crack,
Just coz others like that, Jack.
Oh well. What the hell - have a lick, does it smell?
I hope it does, lap it cous',
This is clearly your profession, and your principal direction,
I'm diggin your affection for the Canuckian in question,
Just don't you use it all right urp,
Coz I'm wantin a really big, fat slurp,
Of your submissive way-of-life,
With you around, who needs a wife?
So go ahead and wipe it off - you really lookin kinda rough,
And as much as we'd all love a lil pet called Rish,
You be stinkin up this joint with fish.
Dopey, brown-nosed, faggot fuckhead!
you wonder why you're coming off looking like a dick?...you're rapping man..this isn't facebook or myspace or wherever the fuck you teenage jackoffers hang out...now get your shine box
Yeah, get your shine box.
Okay, man. *Gets shine box. Removes dik's blond/gray wig/weave, and polishes the big cue-ball on his shoulders.
Now Rish, could you please shine my balls...with your mouth.
running out of steam girly?
There you are. Hello.
Running outta steam?
Maybe in a dream...that you longingly and lovingly had,
With me all lubed-up,
And you...lingerie-clad.
You mustn't get confused dik (I know it happens at your age). Rish loves your cock, and wants to please you...
I just wanna tease you,
Bleed you,
Hangin upside down,
In a shower...way downtown,
Lookin like a nearly-was,
Running down my drain, because,
You never had it from the start,
You just a motherfuckin old-aged fart.
wow, y'all's poetry is so in depth... almost better than vogon poetry
Hey, noob? Fuck off.
Dik? Helloooo...dikkypoos? Why are you sending in your new nooby-lovetoy to try and mess up my flow, nigga?
dik's poems are just as good as your's, cruel.. in that they are not at all good
dik/CruelHM says:
Ode to a piece of lint I found in my pocket one mid-summer morning....
wtf is going on here? dik is a funny man because he is blind to the fact that his little arms look like slimjims
and mikebeez comes through with the crucial mikebeez ftw!
I like dik
no matter what he says
coolhomo can't flow
cause he's to busy crying like a little bitch.
Who wants to step up to that rhyme flow right there?^ Nobody. World's greatest MC. Can't fuck with my rhymes.
you know none of that rhymed right?
i thought it had interesting rhythmic devices
Right on MetalFace! True hip-hop! xzekiel-it ain't gotta rhyme, my flow is tight without it! Word up.
Let's see what you got, NoobDog
Open up and swallow my log
Feeling froggy go hump a peg leg
Stick your dick in a knot hole
a rot hole, a why not? hole
Flea-bitten asshole sniffer
Whiffle ball chaser, ball kisser
Peanut butter nut licker, flea flicker
I'm gaining strength
You getting sicker and sicker
I'll sick Dik on ya
He'll stick on ya, pick on ya,
kick ya around, send you to the pound
Put ya down, down, down
hmm that prolly would've scared me if not for two things.. the buffering number just started counting down for some reason so the vid never played. and two im REAlly drunk... so ya
fag. might as well been a rick roll vid.
So there's no big fish then?
I'ts in your wifes draws.
ha!
I don't have a wife.
Neither do you I bet.
Fatty boom batty Frank.
I had a wife, but they have yet to find her body.
i have her body, but...never mind, it's almost midnight EST
No, can't be possible I made jerky out of her. I fed the rest to the hogs.
scream was out of sync
God I fucking hate that shit, oh wow, I jumped at something jumping out and screaming at me, Holy fuck you sure got me. I hope you get ass raped.
Did anyone else see that coming a FUCKING MILE AWAY?
Knew what it was as soon as it started playing.
I even squinted whilst I watched it.
Only faggots use the word "whilst".
Only closet queers with limited vocabularies have a problem with the word 'whilst'.
Ha ha you just used it!
FAGGOT!!!!!
Erm... that was aimed at 'rish, btw.
My vocabulary is much more extensive than yours.
Only real men you use the word whilst.
real gay men
'Whilst' is a very commonly-used word in the UK Rish. I know that's not the case in US. In fact, whenever I've heard Americans use it, they pronounce it 'willst' for some reason.
Vocabulary - the mark of a man. Sounds like a new fragrance, hmmm.
"very commonly-used word in the UK" hence gay.
Told ya the comedown was gonna be a bitch 1rish!
WTF are you talking about?
Whilst is common in England & you speak English, 1rish1, not American.
"Only faggots use the word 'whilst'" - "My vocabulary is much more extensive than yours."
Doubtful.
Way extensiver than yours.
i only say whilst if i want to sound like a real douche
We own English, so ours is the extensivest.
You fuckers would be speaking German if it wasn't for us.
Ve vould NOT!
Es war ziemlich unwahrscheinlich, dass...
...wir würden Deutsches sprechen.
Er würde nicht verstehen.
Huch? Ein pangermanisches Erwachen?^^
Pangermanisches?
pangermanisch = pan-germanic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Germanism
Achtung! Achtung! Ich bin ein auslander.
Ah, c'est bon!
La vie est absurde, mais il ne faut pas se résigner, il faut se revolter!^^
Vraimant? Ici, en Angleterre? Je ne pense que pas, mon ami. Pas de nos jours.
¿Cuál es éste? ¿International de Mucho?
Hai, so desu.
(I don't have Japanese characters) Romaji will have to do.
My, 'It was rather improbable, that...
...we would speak German', in German, was ironically amusing.
You bastards have just milked it dry!
Hey OJ.
Fuck, watched GSP's total demolition of BJ. Damn, GSP is here to stay...and still has a good 10+ years left in him.
Arschlöcher!
You would have watch it 8 hours ago, if you filled out the damn form!
& I know, his performance was nothing short of amazing. Total domination throughout.
I bet Irish wants to have sex with GSP.
Bastard, huh?
Yorkshire sheep shagger!
we dont shag sheep in South Yorkshire
Too fast for ya?
Or have you moved on to dairy stock?
Nothing wrong with a good heffer
This is kinda sad OJ. Did you hear that the fight is being investigated by the NSAC, due to allegations from the Penn camp that GSP's cornerman rubbed vaseline on his back, chest and shoulders?
Damn, that's serious shit when you have a guy like Penn who relies heavily on his BJJ. A shame. And if you watch...it looks like that did happen too. Apparently, Matt Serra's camp has accused GSP of it before. You heard of this?
I'm gonna have to look into this some more...coz, shit, GSP was slipping out of all Penn's guards effortlessly. Did vaseline play a part in that?
Nah, I hadn't heard anything about that.
Whilst reading your comment though, I must have said 'fuck' about 15 times!
Gonna have to watch it again, now.
This could seriously harm GSP's hard work. I would absolutely HATE to think he would willingly be involved in anything like that...he really comes across as such a nice guy - really genuine.
BTW...I got tired of waiting for the slow-ass 1.3+gig download, and just watched the fight online instead...kinda small...but I got the point.
I think it is supposed to happen between rounds 1 and 2...right after he rubs some on GSP's face.
Oh.. just to interpost.. Thank you to Romeo2000 for changing his avatar to the much more "mucho appropriate" unicorn/rainbow combo.
I just checked it again.
His corner man had a tiny, barely visible spot of vaseline on the back of his hand. He dabbed his fingertips on it to apply it to GSPs face. He then massages his temples and goes slightly into his hairline, which must have rubbed it off his fingers.
He then pushed down on GSPs shoulders & pushes on the middle of GSPs chest and massages between his shoulder blades, as GSP does to himself all the time. You can see him do it before the fight starts.
I find the allegation of cheating ridiculous. There couldn't have been barely any vaseline on the guys fingers as he rubbed between his shoulder blades & pushed on his chest.
The sweat would have had FAR more effect that any residual vaseline that may have been on his hands.
This is just an excuse from the BJ camp. He mouthed off too much & is clutching at straws.
Let's hope so, because it IS being investigated by the Commission apparently, and Dana White says it's now out of his hands. :(
:)
Forget what I said OJ. Apparently, the NSAC were made aware of it DURING the fight, and GSP was even wiped down between the other rounds because of it. But Penn's posse have issued a formal complaint...but it seems it's not gonna stick, and therefore no NC could be declared. Phew!
Obviously, it was just a combination of a lot of sweat...and superior skills that enabled GSP to make Penn look like he was GSP's kid brother trying to fight his big brother.
BJ looked like a journeyman whilst he was getting pounded in the face by GSP.
He talked so much shit befor ethe fight, he is just trying to save face. It really is shameful, he lost & needs to deal with it. He is good at 155lb & should stay there. He will never be able to come close to a split decision again, like in the first fight.
I wouldn't have even said he looked like a journeyman, really.
You said 'whilst'. That's gay apparently...but I can't tell you how many 'intelligent' Americans I've met that say things like 'heighth'...I am NOT kidding.
Thats hilarious.. I say heighth all the time.. that's so not a word...
No, it really isn't. My wife said it all the time. I think it's more a southern thing, but she had no damn excuse coming from Ohio!
What the fuck does heighth mean?
Like height?
Yeah.. like for ex:
what would ya say the heighth of that roof is??
So since we use the words width, breadth & length, you guys thought you'd just go ahead an slap a 'h' on the end of height?
Butchering the bloody language!
Whilst is probably the gayest thing ever. Thw word whilst is gayer than elchris.
Oh, yeah, I went there.
^^That just happened.
haha
Exxxxactly Oranje... in the south, it is proper, even for educated ass people to talk as such.. Not even kidding. Cruel could tell ya, he lived in Tennessee for 6 years or something...
I really wanted to see a duck get eaten by a fish, someone should try to find a video of that or if anyone on MS has a really big pet fish you should feed it a duck and then the post the video.
You'll have to settle for a mouse.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/fish_vs_mouse-39826
don't we have a video of a pelican eating a bird here?
There's a miil-pond near where I live that used to be home to a huge pike that could pull ducks under and drown them for munchies.
They had to drain the lake at The White House once because there were huge catfish in it that were eating all the ducks.
That was pretty cool. A duck would be better but I suppose it'll do for now.
So we just need someone to film one of these occurances.
This is SO FUCKIN' OLD!!!
Nice duck..