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Monster fish eats a duck

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Comments to Monster fish eats a duck

  • MetalFace
    MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:06:54Z says:

    holy psych-out batman

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2009-02-02T05:07:07Z says:

    weak.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-02-03T02:29:29Z says:

      totally, I didn't even flinch

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2009-02-03T02:49:32Z says:

      I expected that, but the question now is. Why did Yak approve it?

  • JerkStore
    JerkStore 2009-02-02T05:10:59Z says:

    Haha... that's funny, cause this a great example of why Paul McCartney RULES.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:19:29Z says:

      noticed that too...
      blackbird singin in the dead of night

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T06:20:32Z says:

      a great song

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T15:10:11Z says:

      Yeah, I love that song.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T15:16:52Z says:

      Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly
      All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise

      Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes and learn to see
      All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free

      Black-bird fly
      Black-bird fly, into the light of a dark black night

      Black-bird fly
      Black-bird fly, into the light of a dark black night

      Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly
      All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise
      You were only waiting for this moment to arise
      You were only waiting for this moment to arise

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T15:35:27Z says:

      It's amazing to me how just 4 or 5 lines and a few variants and repetitions thereof can become a great song. Strong imagery and a quick, sad melody. It's sweet.

      Only a few lines. I can write a few great lines sometimes. I could write a song as good as this, I think. It's possible.


      Dik, if you think there is a difference between the process that produced this song and that which produces rap writing, you are wrong.

      Writing is all good. I've been bitten by the bug a little bit these days.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T16:01:31Z says:

      Feel free to lock yourself away for a while whilst you jot down a few of your ideas.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T16:02:48Z says:

      Ya know, 3 or 4 days could possibly yield some beautiful work.

      Imagine what you'd produce if you went away & did it for a year.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T16:30:13Z says:

      Haha, why are you worried about it, OranjeBum?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T16:31:31Z says:

      It seems you've traded places with me for the job of boring arguments boss. Good luck with that, fag.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:34:43Z says:

      You owe me Hank, admit it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T16:35:02Z says:

      Your 'raps' top the league of boring, Hanky.

      They are an offence to my computer screen.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:37:15Z says:

      Any of your posted pics make me think the same think OJ...particularly that 'one' pic...you know the one.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:37:30Z says:

      *thing

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T16:45:43Z says:

      Oh here comes the Deputy...

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T16:47:11Z says:

      hank ...as far as writing words go there is no difference...musically on the other hand there is

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:50:41Z says:

      *'STFU faggot'*

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:06:06Z says:

      You guys are all gay.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:22:53Z says:

      You'd like that to be the case, huh?

    • itsthematt
      itsthematt 2009-02-03T04:31:35Z says:

      I hate... 1irish1

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-03T05:07:46Z says:

      hey evevybody... just fer fun look up matt's last ten comments
      i laffed

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-03T05:13:18Z says:

      Yeah, he has a thing for me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-03T05:15:50Z says:

      I wasn't talking music, Dik, I was and have been only talking about writing, which you have been dissing regularly, but if you want to go there...Rap is a musical art form every bit as valid as any other and your incredible bias against it makes you look foolish and ignorant, in my opinion.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-03T16:32:59Z says:

      it just comes off as silly to me..i suppose i am a little biased against rap...i've heard a lot and have rarely been impressed. every butthole thinks that because they can rhyme a few words they are an artist...they're most often not

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T03:01:30Z says:

      I define an artist as someone who practices an art. Since rap is a musical art form, anyone who practices rap is an artist, by my definition. Talent is irrelevant. Whether or not they are good is another matter entirely.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-04T03:34:25Z says:

      I'm an artist.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T03:40:44Z says:

      What's your medium?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-04T03:55:06Z says:

      poo, puke and pus on beer bottle labels.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-04T04:07:53Z says:

      You saw my drawing I submitted here and I practice martial arts.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T04:32:35Z says:

      I'm brilliant at reading people, that is why I seldom lose at poker. I can do it pretty well over the net too, only wind the regulars who I converse with though.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T04:42:53Z says:

      I dropped out of psychology early during my A-Levels & that is the biggest mistake of my life. Since then, I have read many books on the subject & am fascinated by it. I wouldn't normally do this, it is kind of like showing my hand, but forer the sake of making a point, I'll show you.

      Hank, you have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker, and do not accept others statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T04:44:04Z says:

      do me now oranje!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T04:55:10Z says:

      Like I said, it is showing my hand. It allows me to easily retaliate when people piss me off. Besides, if I'm honest, I couldn't do it to you anyway, Poss.

      I have had as many civil conversations on here with Hank as I have arguments over the years. Plus, he has posted mini 'blog' like comments numerous times. I simply haven't had the opportunity to get to know you as well.

      I may do it again in the future, but no promises(Probably when I'm drunk).

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T04:58:33Z says:

      Sounds a horoscope reading. Wait, no this is the personality description for people born in the year of the monkey. I read it last week on a chinese restaurant place mat.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T04:59:14Z says:

      *like

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:02:21Z says:

      Are you from the year of the monkey? If so, that may be true.

      Would need a bigger sample though.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T05:04:22Z says:

      i realize now, much to my chagrin, that my early comment might have sounded a little gay...let me rephrase: "Analyze me, oj!"

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:04:26Z says:

      Forer first attempt, you have to admit, that is pretty accurate.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T05:05:51Z says:

      Right. A combination of vague statements that could apply to most people and specific points about myself that I've made or that could be easily inferred.

      Colour me unimpressed.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:13:02Z says:

      Well, I couldn't exactly tell you things like you password or pin numbers, that is just silly. But forer a personality assessment, that's accurate.

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T05:17:49Z says:

      Reading Oranjeboom,
      .
      1. Self-centered. His needs are paramount.
      .
      2. No remorse for mistakes or misdeeds.
      .
      3.Twists conversation to his gain at other’s expense. If trapped, keeps talking, changes the subject or gets angry.
      .
      4.Tremendous need to control situations, conversations, others.
      .
      5.Conversation controller. Must have the first and last word.
      .
      6.Likes annoying others. Likes to create chaos and disrupt for no reason.

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T05:22:41Z says:

      7.Grandiose. Convinced he knows more than others and is correct in all he does.
      .
      8.Lacks ability to see how he comes across to others. Defensive when confronted with his behavior. Never his fault.
      .
      9.Kind only if he's getting from you what he wants.
      .
      10.He has to be right. He has to win. He has to look good.He announces, not discusses. He tells, not asks.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:34:20Z says:

      I'm basically like a living God.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:34:43Z says:

      In all seriousness, NATAS, that was pretty good.

      :)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:38:04Z says:

      Should I just change my name to Machiavelli?

      I believe many would agree it to be quite befitting.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T05:43:13Z says:

      damn those dark satanic mills...

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T05:43:23Z says:

      :)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:48:19Z says:

      Oranjavelli...?

      Machiaboom...?

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T05:50:39Z says:

      Machiaboom.

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T05:52:20Z says:

      I dont suppose my "Reading Oranjeboom" comments are worthy of you telling me the,
      .
      Secret?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:53:46Z says:

      "He has to look good.He announces, not discusses. He tells, not asks."

      That's the best.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:55:15Z says:

      I've heard "you're always right" from my friends more times than I can remember.

      I don't care, 'cause it is true!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T05:58:21Z says:

      What secret?

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T05:59:33Z says:

      how's the endorphin rush treating you oj?
      aka - "s'good, to be understood"

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T06:00:44Z says:

      this
      .
      .
      one?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:00:56Z says:

      Oh, you mean the .space between the lines?

      ^you'll figure it out.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:01:45Z says:

      When you do though, keep it quiet. We don't want that other noob figuring it out.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T06:02:59Z says:

      secret? oh fuck...he's just after the Templar code!

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T06:08:16Z says:

      Are you still on MySpace Oranje?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:11:59Z says:

      Nope

      Made a joke one at uni but forgot about it till someone brought it up. No idea what the password was. I think it was made with a temp email address too 'cause my usual one was used for my flatmates to make a band one (they already had myspaces on their email)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:16:03Z says:

      Actually, email chod56@gmail.com

      That is a crappy email addy my friends use to sign upto shit we dont want goin to out main account.

      Hurry up & don't bother emailing it in the future without telling me on here, I don't check it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T06:18:02Z says:

      How would you know if the personality assessment of me is accurate or not, Oranj? Despite the vague bits that could be anyone, there are some major flaws.

      Anyways, it's baloney. The people that want to believe you can "read" them will forget the mistakes. This is how psychics and other paranormal frauds trick people.

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T06:19:06Z says:

      Sent Oranje, the sub is MUCHO

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-04T06:25:32Z says:

      Machiavelli, give me a fucking break.

      You have a grossly overinflated self-image. Here's my read on you.

      1. Decent intelligence.
      2. Decent education.
      3. Lacking experience and wisdom.
      4. Lacking sense of humor.
      5. Overall, not very interesting.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:26:15Z says:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer

      I dropped you a few hints in my comments, but it seems you didn't need them. I'm impressed that you saw through it all, most people fall for that shit. Congrats, seriously.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:40:09Z says:

      Hank, you're just grump. That was a joke.

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-04T06:42:13Z says:

      Thank's

      Oranje

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T06:50:18Z says:

      I LOVE BENNY HILL

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:52:04Z says:

      1. Decent intelligence.
      2. Decent education.
      3. Lacking experience and wisdom. - Since I'm 23 you have a point about experience. Wisdom is basically pragmatism, intuition & understanding, so I'm going to disagree with you there.
      4. Lacking sense of humor. - Far too often I have a joke with you & you just get pissy with me.
      5. Overall, not very interesting. - Meh, if that's your opinion, so be it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-04T06:59:28Z says:

      The idea of wisdom having any type of correlation to age is a fallacy, one which I do actually expect you to profess, Hank.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T05:14:10Z says:

    You guys wanna see the River Don Monster!

  • nonavatarnoobgod
    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-02T05:14:28Z says:

    Motherfucker!!

  • lordFarquad
    lordFarquad 2009-02-02T05:23:25Z says:

    word, scared the shit out of me

    • AnalxCunt
      AnalxCunt 2009-02-02T08:05:00Z says:

      ya I changed my pants after watching this

    • cuntpuncher
      cuntpuncher 2009-02-02T14:24:38Z says:

      You fapped to this?

    • Make-it-Bacon
      Make-it-Bacon 2009-02-03T20:19:29Z says:

      I did.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-02-02T05:42:04Z says:

    It might have scared me, but the video engine is broken again >=/...all I got was audio

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-02T05:43:32Z says:

      I bet that was entertaining in itself. I'm gonna shut my eyes and play it again.

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-02T05:45:05Z says:

      I assumed wrong. It sucked.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T05:52:05Z says:

      Me too claude.. ruined my surprise. prob woulda got me otherwise.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:59:08Z says:

      just move the cursor back to the beginning, thats what usually works for me

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-02-02T16:08:35Z says:

      Replay it and youll get it second time.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-02T17:49:31Z says:

      I don't get why, if YouTube can do this, why MS can't.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-02-03T03:24:15Z says:

      cause MS dosent like cats.

  • TheSexFuhrer
    TheSexFuhrer 2009-02-02T05:51:50Z says:

    Looks nothing like Sir Paul.

    • einehund
      einehund 2009-02-02T10:03:33Z says:

      Jon Lennon maybe?

  • rking5996
    rking5996 2009-02-02T06:25:22Z says:

    hes at it again, trying to scare us:)

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T05:54:50Z says:

      two days late, but anyway:
      rking? thank you for at least turning off your caps-lock key...

      ...baby-steps, dude :)

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-02-02T07:18:15Z says:

    tch.


    didnt even flinch.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T14:30:34Z says:

      Me either, but I'm so hung over I don't think anything could startle me right now because I just don't care.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T15:13:57Z says:

      Take a couple tylenol.

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-02-02T16:09:37Z says:

      Take a vallium before you got to sleep and you'll feel great.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T16:48:43Z says:

      definitely would have scared me if i hadn't been staring blankly at the tv

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:51:59Z says:

      When are you chasing me off the site again vag?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T18:50:18Z says:

      just watch newfag

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T19:18:25Z says:

      Oh, let me guess. You're gona go cry to yak and deja, and get me permabanned...simultaneously making you the biggest bitch in this site's history, and also destroying the validity of Mucho's 'freedom to speak' law?
      You really are a fucking mistake.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:32:15Z says:

      Since when did Mucho have a 'freedom to speak' law?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T19:40:46Z says:

      Speak freely, speak one's mind...whatever. Quit being cute Rish, you're turning me on.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:44:00Z says:

      My point is that we can't speak freely. Mucho is like walking on eggshells when yak and Deja are in a mood.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:47:12Z says:

      Not that I have a problem with that or anything.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T19:49:34Z says:

      because yak and i are so tight he'll ban someone for me..hahaha fucking noobs

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T19:55:22Z says:

      Walking on eggshells... LMAO.

      You can get away with saying pretty much anything, unless you say it to them.... Which, why not? It is their site, and if they want to be exclusive, then by all means. Make up for lost time. (not that I have a problem with that or anything)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T19:56:10Z says:

      Well, I don't see any other connotation that one could attribute to your 'threat'. Shit, even Hank pisses me off more than you ever could.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T19:57:08Z says:

      when i said i would chase you right of the site cruel you fucking pussy..i meant by myself..like i have done with your kind before...just watch

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T19:57:20Z says:

      *off

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T19:59:11Z says:

      i'll be here and people will say "you remember that cruel guy who rapped like a fucking idiot?"...and other people will say ..no

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:02:55Z says:

      Well then...I'm really gonna enjoy seeing your efforts to do that. I mean, that's a pretty funny suggestion. Do you realise how pathetic you sound right now? Get fucking real, man. Jesus.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:04:01Z says:

      just watch..newboy..you'll be gone soon

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:06:19Z says:

      if nothing i say upsets you why do you follow me around all over the site...even "rapping" about me? that's rhetorical

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:09:22Z says:

      I like pissing you off...just as you can't bear someone around here who realises you're a total pathetic cunt-scab.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T20:16:27Z says:

      dik... if everyone adhered to your style, and listened to you... this site would be pretty lame.. the threads anyway.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:24:48Z says:

      Is this site yours dik? You definitely seem to think so.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:27:11Z says:

      I have a sneaky suspicion that dik is really yak.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:27:39Z says:

      I'm gonna laugh when dik chases you away.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:28:19Z says:

      cruel i usually skip your comments..it's you following me around..jerkstore i have no idea what you mean by style..if i see an idiot i call him an idiot...if i see a nice person i call them that...i don't care what anyone thinks of me except the people i care about...so suck it you two fucking bitches

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:31:12Z says:

      You're just a bitter, insulting, old cunt. I've never seen you be nice to ANYONE here (other than yak, deja, and Hank) or call ANYONE anything positive. Pathetic. Just coz you're crying into your beer that you're not with jamiee at the moment, you've gotta lash out your dirty nails at anyone who sees the real you.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:33:29Z says:

      haha

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:33:34Z says:

      He's nice to me. I think I'm one of the people he cares about.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:34:40Z says:

      anyone who knows me ..even here would say i'm the nicest happiest guy ...you sound upset you bucket of fuck...are you?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T20:37:16Z says:

      I get on well with dik.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:39:10Z says:

      If dik really was yak, he'd be dead if deja and jamiee got together.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:39:26Z says:

      I'm upset about many things...that state of the global economy, some of the shit things that happen to innocent people in the world, Bill Gates, official corruption, police abuse of power...that kinda thing. You? Not so much.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:40:35Z says:

      if i was yak i'd ban every one of you sonsofbitches

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:42:56Z says:

      I also think jamiee may be Deja.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:43:20Z says:

      If you were yak, I'd let you!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:43:21Z says:

      I couldn't really care less if 99% of members on this site come out with lit lighters swaying gently in the air...declaring how cool you are. I know the real you, and it's actually pretty sad. I have no intention of leaving Mucho. I come here to unwind, and let off a bit of steam...like about 80% or more of the people here.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:43:33Z says:

      Just kidding, buddy.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:44:20Z says:

      I pretend to get on with dik, just to keep on the right side of jamiee.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:45:33Z says:

      hahaha...only you know the real me?? jesusfuck are you melting down already?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:47:17Z says:

      i have to go shopping in a minute try to wait till i get back before you slit your wrists tonsilcock

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:47:56Z says:

      CruelHoMo < dik

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T20:52:58Z says:

      Haha.. You guys always make me laugh though.. whether I'm having a shitty day or not.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:54:06Z says:

      i'm glad you're having a shitty day

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T20:56:50Z says:

      glad that in turn helps your day... reciprocation is what that's called... hehe

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:57:14Z says:

      I'm not gonna 'wait for you' you bloody quasi-megalomaniacal imbecile. But, if I'm around later, and you are too...I'd be only too happy to engage in any form of discourse you would like.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T20:58:43Z says:

      ...also, I fail to see where I said 'only I' know the real you. I'm sure many see it...but you're so call and all, they would never dream of saying it, oh mighty dikins. You're a funny guy.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T20:59:07Z says:

      dik.. I posted some BBC Office for you the other day btw... It's far from mucho-material... so I doubt it gets posted though..

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:59:14Z says:

      Why don't you quit using your big school words. Maybe if you use normal people words I'd know what you were talking about.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:59:26Z says:

      you'll do whatever i say cuntshit

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T21:01:59Z says:

      at least slit your wrists in the tub so your slutty mother doesn't have to clean up your blood along with your kraft dinner mess you inconsiderate tranny

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T21:04:07Z says:

      actually i posted some american office shit yesterday

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T21:05:44Z says:

      now i really have to go shopping so..try to be nice to each other till i get back

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T21:05:51Z says:

      just kidding

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T21:06:20Z says:

      Cruel just got served. dik served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that dik make the rules at Mucho, that dik run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2009-02-02T21:40:17Z says:

      dik and i get along pretty well but that's because i seldom comment and when i do what i say makes sense. that and the fact that we take turns making the trip to the beer store

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T21:48:24Z says:

      That was really very funny, you furry honey-bunny,
      Would you let me rub your tummy,
      WHILST I'm licking-out your mummy?
      Hey! Not too close Mr Chocolate Nose,
      I don't want your tongue on MY hairy crack,
      Just coz others like that, Jack.
      Oh well. What the hell - have a lick, does it smell?
      I hope it does, lap it cous',
      This is clearly your profession, and your principal direction,
      I'm diggin your affection for the Canuckian in question,
      Just don't you use it all right urp,
      Coz I'm wantin a really big, fat slurp,
      Of your submissive way-of-life,
      With you around, who needs a wife?
      So go ahead and wipe it off - you really lookin kinda rough,
      And as much as we'd all love a lil pet called Rish,
      You be stinkin up this joint with fish.
      Dopey, brown-nosed, faggot fuckhead!

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T22:56:19Z says:

      you wonder why you're coming off looking like a dick?...you're rapping man..this isn't facebook or myspace or wherever the fuck you teenage jackoffers hang out...now get your shine box

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T23:08:35Z says:

      Yeah, get your shine box.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T23:39:37Z says:

      Okay, man. *Gets shine box. Removes dik's blond/gray wig/weave, and polishes the big cue-ball on his shoulders.
      Now Rish, could you please shine my balls...with your mouth.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T23:44:13Z says:

      running out of steam girly?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T23:47:08Z says:

      There you are. Hello.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T23:51:15Z says:

      Running outta steam?
      Maybe in a dream...that you longingly and lovingly had,
      With me all lubed-up,
      And you...lingerie-clad.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T23:53:59Z says:

      You mustn't get confused dik (I know it happens at your age). Rish loves your cock, and wants to please you...
      I just wanna tease you,
      Bleed you,
      Hangin upside down,
      In a shower...way downtown,
      Lookin like a nearly-was,
      Running down my drain, because,
      You never had it from the start,
      You just a motherfuckin old-aged fart.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T23:55:00Z says:

      wow, y'all's poetry is so in depth... almost better than vogon poetry

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T23:59:39Z says:

      Hey, noob? Fuck off.
      Dik? Helloooo...dikkypoos? Why are you sending in your new nooby-lovetoy to try and mess up my flow, nigga?

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T00:02:20Z says:

      dik's poems are just as good as your's, cruel.. in that they are not at all good

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T00:33:52Z says:

      dik/CruelHM says:
      Ode to a piece of lint I found in my pocket one mid-summer morning....

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-02-03T01:06:45Z says:

      wtf is going on here? dik is a funny man because he is blind to the fact that his little arms look like slimjims

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T01:12:10Z says:

      and mikebeez comes through with the crucial mikebeez ftw!

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-03T01:40:18Z says:

      I like dik
      no matter what he says
      coolhomo can't flow
      cause he's to busy crying like a little bitch.

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-03T01:42:17Z says:

      Who wants to step up to that rhyme flow right there?^ Nobody. World's greatest MC. Can't fuck with my rhymes.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-02-03T02:50:10Z says:

      you know none of that rhymed right?

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T03:06:22Z says:

      i thought it had interesting rhythmic devices

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-03T04:51:37Z says:

      Right on MetalFace! True hip-hop! xzekiel-it ain't gotta rhyme, my flow is tight without it! Word up.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-03T05:38:24Z says:

      Let's see what you got, NoobDog
      Open up and swallow my log
      Feeling froggy go hump a peg leg
      Stick your dick in a knot hole
      a rot hole, a why not? hole
      Flea-bitten asshole sniffer
      Whiffle ball chaser, ball kisser
      Peanut butter nut licker, flea flicker
      I'm gaining strength
      You getting sicker and sicker
      I'll sick Dik on ya
      He'll stick on ya, pick on ya,
      kick ya around, send you to the pound
      Put ya down, down, down

  • nahog99
    nahog99 2009-02-02T07:19:49Z says:

    hmm that prolly would've scared me if not for two things.. the buffering number just started counting down for some reason so the vid never played. and two im REAlly drunk... so ya

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-02-02T07:43:03Z says:

    fag. might as well been a rick roll vid.

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2009-02-02T08:28:38Z says:

    So there's no big fish then?

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-02-02T16:10:22Z says:

      I'ts in your wifes draws.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2009-02-03T10:31:28Z says:

      ha!
      I don't have a wife.
      Neither do you I bet.
      Fatty boom batty Frank.

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-02-03T14:46:31Z says:

      I had a wife, but they have yet to find her body.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-04T05:07:27Z says:

      i have her body, but...never mind, it's almost midnight EST

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-02-04T14:42:24Z says:

      No, can't be possible I made jerky out of her. I fed the rest to the hogs.

  • RonT
    RonT 2009-02-02T10:10:04Z says:

    scream was out of sync

  • Gazoo
    Gazoo 2009-02-02T12:18:24Z says:

    God I fucking hate that shit, oh wow, I jumped at something jumping out and screaming at me, Holy fuck you sure got me. I hope you get ass raped.

  • Theck4
    Theck4 2009-02-02T18:19:40Z says:

    Did anyone else see that coming a FUCKING MILE AWAY?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T18:46:42Z says:

      Knew what it was as soon as it started playing.

      I even squinted whilst I watched it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:13:31Z says:

      Only faggots use the word "whilst".

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T19:21:47Z says:

      Only closet queers with limited vocabularies have a problem with the word 'whilst'.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T19:23:33Z says:

      Ha ha you just used it!

      FAGGOT!!!!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T19:25:40Z says:

      Erm... that was aimed at 'rish, btw.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:30:54Z says:

      My vocabulary is much more extensive than yours.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T19:37:23Z says:

      Only real men you use the word whilst.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:42:14Z says:

      real gay men

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T19:42:34Z says:

      'Whilst' is a very commonly-used word in the UK Rish. I know that's not the case in US. In fact, whenever I've heard Americans use it, they pronounce it 'willst' for some reason.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T19:44:37Z says:

      Vocabulary - the mark of a man. Sounds like a new fragrance, hmmm.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T19:49:05Z says:

      "very commonly-used word in the UK" hence gay.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T19:50:21Z says:

      Told ya the comedown was gonna be a bitch 1rish!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:28:08Z says:

      WTF are you talking about?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T20:32:09Z says:

      Whilst is common in England & you speak English, 1rish1, not American.

      "Only faggots use the word 'whilst'" - "My vocabulary is much more extensive than yours."

      Doubtful.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:34:49Z says:

      Way extensiver than yours.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:37:47Z says:

      i only say whilst if i want to sound like a real douche

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:40:10Z says:

      We own English, so ours is the extensivest.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:41:52Z says:

      You fuckers would be speaking German if it wasn't for us.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:47:45Z says:

      Ve vould NOT!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T21:02:58Z says:

      Es war ziemlich unwahrscheinlich, dass...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T21:07:33Z says:

      ...wir würden Deutsches sprechen.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T21:16:11Z says:

      Er würde nicht verstehen.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-02-02T23:02:31Z says:

      Huch? Ein pangermanisches Erwachen?^^

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T23:25:55Z says:

      Pangermanisches?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-02-02T23:49:10Z says:

      pangermanisch = pan-germanic
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Germanism

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T00:03:32Z says:

      Achtung! Achtung! Ich bin ein auslander.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-03T00:13:54Z says:

      Ah, c'est bon!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-02-03T00:17:03Z says:

      La vie est absurde, mais il ne faut pas se résigner, il faut se revolter!^^

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T00:22:53Z says:

      Vraimant? Ici, en Angleterre? Je ne pense que pas, mon ami. Pas de nos jours.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-03T00:26:45Z says:

      ¿Cuál es éste? ¿International de Mucho?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T00:37:00Z says:

      Hai, so desu.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T00:37:26Z says:

      (I don't have Japanese characters) Romaji will have to do.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T00:37:57Z says:

      My, 'It was rather improbable, that...

      ...we would speak German', in German, was ironically amusing.

      You bastards have just milked it dry!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T00:42:18Z says:

      Hey OJ.
      Fuck, watched GSP's total demolition of BJ. Damn, GSP is here to stay...and still has a good 10+ years left in him.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T00:42:41Z says:

      Arschlöcher!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T00:48:46Z says:

      You would have watch it 8 hours ago, if you filled out the damn form!

      & I know, his performance was nothing short of amazing. Total domination throughout.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T00:49:51Z says:

      I bet Irish wants to have sex with GSP.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-03T00:54:28Z says:

      Bastard, huh?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-03T00:54:45Z says:

      Yorkshire sheep shagger!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-03T00:58:37Z says:

      we dont shag sheep in South Yorkshire

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-03T00:59:54Z says:

      Too fast for ya?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-03T01:01:03Z says:

      Or have you moved on to dairy stock?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-03T01:04:31Z says:

      Nothing wrong with a good heffer

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:05:57Z says:

      This is kinda sad OJ. Did you hear that the fight is being investigated by the NSAC, due to allegations from the Penn camp that GSP's cornerman rubbed vaseline on his back, chest and shoulders?
      Damn, that's serious shit when you have a guy like Penn who relies heavily on his BJJ. A shame. And if you watch...it looks like that did happen too. Apparently, Matt Serra's camp has accused GSP of it before. You heard of this?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:08:30Z says:

      I'm gonna have to look into this some more...coz, shit, GSP was slipping out of all Penn's guards effortlessly. Did vaseline play a part in that?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T01:10:04Z says:

      Nah, I hadn't heard anything about that.

      Whilst reading your comment though, I must have said 'fuck' about 15 times!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T01:10:52Z says:

      Gonna have to watch it again, now.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:16:32Z says:

      This could seriously harm GSP's hard work. I would absolutely HATE to think he would willingly be involved in anything like that...he really comes across as such a nice guy - really genuine.
      BTW...I got tired of waiting for the slow-ass 1.3+gig download, and just watched the fight online instead...kinda small...but I got the point.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:19:03Z says:

      I think it is supposed to happen between rounds 1 and 2...right after he rubs some on GSP's face.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-03T01:27:24Z says:

      Oh.. just to interpost.. Thank you to Romeo2000 for changing his avatar to the much more "mucho appropriate" unicorn/rainbow combo.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T01:31:50Z says:

      I just checked it again.

      His corner man had a tiny, barely visible spot of vaseline on the back of his hand. He dabbed his fingertips on it to apply it to GSPs face. He then massages his temples and goes slightly into his hairline, which must have rubbed it off his fingers.

      He then pushed down on GSPs shoulders & pushes on the middle of GSPs chest and massages between his shoulder blades, as GSP does to himself all the time. You can see him do it before the fight starts.

      I find the allegation of cheating ridiculous. There couldn't have been barely any vaseline on the guys fingers as he rubbed between his shoulder blades & pushed on his chest.

      The sweat would have had FAR more effect that any residual vaseline that may have been on his hands.

      This is just an excuse from the BJ camp. He mouthed off too much & is clutching at straws.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:34:22Z says:

      Let's hope so, because it IS being investigated by the Commission apparently, and Dana White says it's now out of his hands. :(

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:44:09Z says:

      :)
      Forget what I said OJ. Apparently, the NSAC were made aware of it DURING the fight, and GSP was even wiped down between the other rounds because of it. But Penn's posse have issued a formal complaint...but it seems it's not gonna stick, and therefore no NC could be declared. Phew!
      Obviously, it was just a combination of a lot of sweat...and superior skills that enabled GSP to make Penn look like he was GSP's kid brother trying to fight his big brother.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T01:52:35Z says:

      BJ looked like a journeyman whilst he was getting pounded in the face by GSP.

      He talked so much shit befor ethe fight, he is just trying to save face. It really is shameful, he lost & needs to deal with it. He is good at 155lb & should stay there. He will never be able to come close to a split decision again, like in the first fight.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T01:57:41Z says:

      I wouldn't have even said he looked like a journeyman, really.
      You said 'whilst'. That's gay apparently...but I can't tell you how many 'intelligent' Americans I've met that say things like 'heighth'...I am NOT kidding.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-03T02:00:22Z says:

      Thats hilarious.. I say heighth all the time.. that's so not a word...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T02:07:10Z says:

      No, it really isn't. My wife said it all the time. I think it's more a southern thing, but she had no damn excuse coming from Ohio!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T03:13:51Z says:

      What the fuck does heighth mean?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T03:14:39Z says:

      Like height?

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-03T03:16:02Z says:

      Yeah.. like for ex:
      what would ya say the heighth of that roof is??

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T04:29:38Z says:

      So since we use the words width, breadth & length, you guys thought you'd just go ahead an slap a 'h' on the end of height?

      Butchering the bloody language!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-03T04:34:30Z says:

      Whilst is probably the gayest thing ever. Thw word whilst is gayer than elchris.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-03T04:34:39Z says:

      Oh, yeah, I went there.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-03T04:35:00Z says:

      ^^That just happened.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T04:54:25Z says:

      haha

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-03T05:02:02Z says:

      Exxxxactly Oranje... in the south, it is proper, even for educated ass people to talk as such.. Not even kidding. Cruel could tell ya, he lived in Tennessee for 6 years or something...

  • Lafayette
    Lafayette 2009-02-02T20:26:54Z says:

    I really wanted to see a duck get eaten by a fish, someone should try to find a video of that or if anyone on MS has a really big pet fish you should feed it a duck and then the post the video.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:41:11Z says:

      You'll have to settle for a mouse.

      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/fish_vs_mouse-39826

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T20:50:17Z says:

      don't we have a video of a pelican eating a bird here?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-02T20:53:20Z says:

      There's a miil-pond near where I live that used to be home to a huge pike that could pull ducks under and drown them for munchies.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T20:56:07Z says:

      They had to drain the lake at The White House once because there were huge catfish in it that were eating all the ducks.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-02-02T20:57:41Z says:

      That was pretty cool. A duck would be better but I suppose it'll do for now.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-02-02T20:59:21Z says:

      So we just need someone to film one of these occurances.

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2009-02-02T21:05:39Z says:

    This is SO FUCKIN' OLD!!!

  • RigorMortis
    RigorMortis 2009-02-03T02:21:43Z says:

    Nice duck..

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