If that was me,
I would be tonguing her ass Dice style, and burning my initials into her ass cheek with a cigarette, meanwhile the she-beast in the red tablecloth would be licking cheap wine off my balls while the other guys gang banged her sloppy fuck hole.
The baby would be dressed as a dust mop and forced to clean the mess off the floor.
Comments to more cool parents...
the baby's wondering why it has a pacifier when uncle gets desert.
How's that fucker not uncomfortable in that situation?
which fucker?
Any fucker to be honest.
possum is holding the kid.
sloan at far left
If that was me,
I would be tonguing her ass Dice style, and burning my initials into her ass cheek with a cigarette, meanwhile the she-beast in the red tablecloth would be licking cheap wine off my balls while the other guys gang banged her sloppy fuck hole.
The baby would be dressed as a dust mop and forced to clean the mess off the floor.
& there you have it
^^lol at Dust Mop Baby
+1 team dust mop baby
don't we have to register new teams 24 hours prior to the event?
You cannot create teams on the fly, yak. You know this.
team dust mop baby should get an exception though...i mean - come ON..
No, I wanted to call a team pissmop the other day, but I had restraint.
^wet blanket
DMB DMB DMB DMB
hahahahaha
I just had a submission inspiration.
Gimmie a sec I gotta check Jap inventions
Annnnd done...
+2 team DMB
if its the japanese dust mop baby its already on here
Because infants haven't ever seen a pair of breasts, nor do they have any experience or knowledge in sucking on a pair.
I dislike you and your smarmy posts. Have fun in the shark tank.
Hahahaha!
pinjas is an infant.
Fact!
How weird would it be to be holding your kid and watching a stripper and get a boner?
i think it fits right in with having your mother at your bachelor party
Batchelor party? This is a regular Sunday evening at my place.
Like you'd care if she was someones daughter.
I'd feel better with the stripper there. At least then my boner would be socially acceptable.
Getting a boner whilst just holding the kid is quite awkward, huh.
^...steve?