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More Myiasis Fun...A built in snack?? Anyone know the nutritional value of a maggot?
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According to that clown on the Discovery Channel, they are loaded with nutritional value. Although, I just think he eats with his camera crew off-camera.
If you are refering to Bear Grylls then shut your fucking mouth. He would beat your ass, and I would laugh.
I watched that guy do naked push ups once. It was close to porn for me!
bear grylls is a pussy irish...les stroud would eat him
Heard that show wasn't exactly as real as it seems. Still cool though.
dik is right, Les Stroud would eat Bear Grylls and wash him down with a cup of maggot stew. He'd then say something like "lots of renewed energy"...
Les Stroud is a fucking pussy. I would bet $1000 on Bear in a steel cage death match.
bear grylls show is fake..les strouds is real
plus bear grylls is english..so you know he's a pussy
I can't arguee with that, but Stroud is Canadian and we all know they are almost as pussy as the English.
Google that video where some dude went to the EXACT same place as bear grylls and they panned over to the left and it was a freakin highway with tons of cars driving along. lol
that video is here somewhere i think
canada invented manliness
in canada in 3rd grade you have to fight a moose...true story
How is Bear simulating certain circumstances any different than the time Les simulated a broken arm during the plane crash episode?
irish you ignorant slut...les stroud goes out for a week, alone ...no camera crew..bear grylls doesnt even sleep outside if its too hard...see the aussie outback episode..it was raining too hard for the pussy to sleep outdoors
I'm just saying they both simulate stuff. So what difference does it make? Either way bear would kick the shit out of Les.
les stroud would build a shelter out of bear grylls
Bear would kill Les and then eat his liver 2 weeks later.
Bear's shelters are always cooler than Les'. I saw one episode where bears added a full bath to his lean-to, with plumbing, using only bamboo and a cactus.
les stroud built a 2 level duplex out a pack of gum and a cigarette lighter
rented the other half out ...made a few bucks whilst he was surviving
Yeah, but he had to borrow the gum and lighter from Bear.
I also saw an episode where Les got lost and they had to call Bear in to rescue him.
You homos watch too much TV.
i agree roland.. those guys watch too much tv
I agree too, those guys are dorks.
les stroud aquired and cured west nile virus in two nights
Bear was attacked by a bichon friese and beat it to death with Les Stroud.
rachel ray would slap them to death with he pancake titties
it's not possible to survive a bichon attack
les stroud trained a wolf to hunt for him while he watched a tv me made out of coconuts and fishing line
I dont rightly recall who it was, but the dude who ate the garter snake is pretty much my hero.
rachel ray? haha
Fact: Les' middle name is ofaman.
haha ofaman? i dont get it
less of a man
let me put it this way...bear grylls drank his own pee in the australian episode....he wasn't even sleeping outside that night..he just loves drinkin pee
k i get it ...fucking irish i even googled that you prick
let me put it this way... les is a big fan of man love... no matter where he happens to be sleeping
Hahaha!
bear grylls:drinks pee
les stroud:drinks water
Bear Grylls: Ate a bichon and wasn't even hungry.
Les Stroud: Sucks balls because he enjoys the taste.
Ray Mears ftw.
Ray Mears? Okefenokee Joe pwns that guy.
ray mears? who the hell is that?
Ray Mears would make eating and drinking implements out of their bones.
Shit, the Brits are awake, I gotta crash.
^Irish is going to sleep with a picture of Bear next to him on his pillow.
les stroud would make a working umbrella out of ray mears...not because it was raining...just to keep his spirits up
his wonderwoman pillow
Ray Mears would laugh at Stroud and Grylls attempts to stay alive. He is master of all.
most dangerous animal in england: hedgehog
I would shit upon all of them from a great height.
That's because you would be cowering up a tree whilst Mr Mears would be busy surviving.
Dik, that would be the badger.
We're so hard over here that we wiped out all dangerous animals in our lands. Therefore we went and conquered continents and started wiping out the dangerous creatures that lived there.
les stroud would figure out a way to purify his own shit..into a kind of tofu
then he'd feed his shit to bear grylls and make him hunt
Ray Mears is the man. I have watched all his stuff on YouTube.
Grylls was a specialist combat survival instructor with the almighty SAS.
...Ray Mears still pwns him though, much less of a penis.
How do you know how big their penis' are, or are you just going by your fantasies?
I have a copy of the SAS Survival Handbook.
Who is going to be the first person to say the SAS is a bunch of fags just to get Oranje going? Oh, wait...
I just figured it went without saying. Bear is the only tough guy to ever come out of England despite being in the SAS.
i figured it was understood without saying that the SAS were a bunch of fags
I just thought it was common knowledge that the SAS are a bunch of flaming homos who dress like women on their time off and walk the streets.
even the salvation army is tougher than the british army
Oh you guuuuys...
I would imagine that the SAS do actually wear dresses far more often than the average Para.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/3_Para_Mortar_Platoon
I think a troop of boy scouts might be a good match for an SAS platoon.
i'm not falling for anymore gay sex links
dik & Stan would be more than a match for the whole of 22 SAS
Numerous winged daggers in Stans stool!
If I were British I would be ashamed of my military, my teeth, and the fact that all my country's women are ugly. In that order.
In fact the only thing worthy of pride out of England is Bear Grylls.
You misspelled Ray Mears.
fuck you
even i'm tougher than bear grylls ..or that other butthole ray charles or whatever
Ray Mears would beat Grylls and Stroud, and the SAS would beat the Seals.
So fuck off!
les stroud can start a fire out of a slice of bologna
What? The Irish and English have always gotten along before.
bear grylls phones les stroud for directions
Stevie Wonder would kick the shit out of Ray Charles
I don't see why Fugs and fries have their panties in a wad. I'm just saying what they already know deep down.
Ray Mears can build a fire under water. He built a shelter out of kelp and live on the ocean floor for three days. He trained sea otters to bring him down breaths of air.
Bear actually just recently said he wanted to defect to the US and thereby making him even more of a badass.
Bear could rip Les Strouds arms off and rub them together to make a fire. If he were so inclined.
les stroud keeps actual fire in his pocket
Les Stroud has shitted firewood. He can piss out wine. Bear Grylls is a homo SAS faggot.
Les Stroud then has to ask ray Mears how to use a phone.
And just for the Euros: Les Stroud turned a MG Rover into a Bentley with a harmonica.
haha dik
Bear Grylls is gonna rescue the people off the island on Lost using only a handkerchief and deer antler.
les stroud made a barbecue out of an electric eel
never heard of this panel beater called Les Stroud
Ray Mears made the batteries for the eel in the first place.
Bear shoots fire balls from his eyes and lightning bolts from his arse.
Now I know you're lying, Jim, nobody could make anything good from a Rover.
les stroud uses his harmonica as a remote control for sharks
Ray Mears made the heavens, the stars, the earth, all the animals, and on the 7th day he had a nice pint or two down pub.
I hear that Ray Mears and Les Stroud are homosexual life partners, and they use Les' harmanica as a gay mating call for making mantrains.
les strouds harmonica is made of mercury
^^Gay
Substitute Ray Mears for Irish and Les Stroud for Vic and you pretty much have their life mapped out there.
I heard that Delta take it up the shitter and that the Seals star in man love shows in San Francisco.
Whammy !!
Anybody that plays the harmonica is a loser.
I heard that too. It must be true...
That is just a fantasy that the SAS has concocted while they have circle jerks in the showers.
I heard that Irish is the head boy for the Rangers. They like him because he takes his false teeth out. True story!
The SAS are so hard they have to line jerk, if they stood in a circle they'd shoot each other.
I also hear that Ray Mears once laughed at Les Stroud's pathetic attempts at lighting a fire. With a match....and dry kindling...and no breeze.
cheeky just wishes he had false teeth to take out before blowing blokes.
He does... oh... hang on... he does?
Anybody who wishes for false teeth is as gay as Top Gun.
I heard that an SAS platoon was once whipped by a newly born litter of kittens.
Thats pretty gay. No where near as gay as Les Stroud, but gay none the less.
I heard that Delta fell in love with some kittens and decided pink should be their new regimental colour.
les stroud lived in a kangaroo pouch fo 72 hours
Les Stroud was buggered by a kangaroo for 72 hours......and he enjoyed it
Well, c'mon, who hasn't done that?
Cheeky = Not an interposter
Stroud=homo
Grylls = manlover
oddly enough survivor man is on right now..
he's building a robot out of eagle bones...true story
hahaha!
Bear Grylls killed the eagles with the elastic from his underwear and a single staple.
hahaha ..no shit in the episode i'm watching ,les stroud's shelter caught fire while he was sleeping hahaha too funny
Bear would never be so careless.
he put out the fire with the afterbirth of a baby caribou he delivered
Ray Mears was standing just out of shot laughing at everything he tried to do. Then he ate the baby Caribou out of spite....and used its bones to construct a 4x4 to drive to the nearest strip joint.
Ray Mears would lightly grill a fish between two dock leafs
While Stroud and Grylls compared daisy chains
Woah fries, too far. What's wrong with making daisy chains?
Awww Hell! Now look what you've made me do!
the diference between grills and stroud is that stroud do things any regular person could do, with some background knowledge of the area witch himself gets. grills does shit that would requier years of training and skill
^les stroud would just ignore this douche
Grylls would tear his arms off and eat them raw.
Mears would slow roast him over a fire with fennel and bayleaves and wash it down with a cup of pine needle tea.
i hope were friends pops
this has got to be close to the longest thread on ms, no?
not even close
Les Stroud is as gay as elpiss.
el crhris is about the only fucking thing neither les or bear would dare eat
I bet that fag Ray Mears would blow him though.
i bet you would like to watch that
Les Stroud once created a boat from his fermented excrement. He then saved Bear Grylls from certain death by uncoiling his own small intestine and used it as a rope.
when les stroud was a boy he built a chess set out of dried badger spleens...and beat Kasparov...true story
les stroud taught me how to love a woman...and how to scold a child
Bear has awakened feelings inside me I never knew I had.
Kirk, death is anything but certain when Bear is around.
Rish, Bear could fuckup insulting Planthsit.
So can you, apparently.
Blow me, I wasn't trying.
bear grylls would blow you...he'd say it was to survive but that's just horseshit
Wow, this must be the longest MS post ever. and on such a boring topic. I never would have guessed it.
Not the longest by far, but pretty funny to read.
Les Stroud was once felled by a weak Plantshit swipe.....true story!
Wonder where the video for this is?
I hope there's not one... It was enough for me without the movement.
Movement makes everything better.
Especially my bowels.
just imagine it in slow motion.
I really hope he's dead, because if he didn't think to spit them out, he's a dumbass.
Sadly thats probably healthier with the maggots than without.
The nasty thumb nail made me gag more than the maggots
They're not that bad, they pop like a soggy rice krispy when you bite them, cream filled too!
There's a story behind this picture. And I bet it involves hookers. Third-world hookers.