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Moron Lady vs iPhone...

...to buy out the store with 16 grand, but her great idea blows up in her face.

Moron Lady vs iPhone...

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stupid human tricks,  iphone

Comments to Moron Lady vs iPhone...

  • kat3126
    kat3126 2007-07-02T05:04:31Z says:

    who wants to buy this position for $800

    • KoolKidsKlub
      KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-02T05:20:25Z says:

      That depends...a position in a porn flick with Jessica Alba, eh, might be worth that. P.S...this lady had to feel like the worlds greates douche.

  • BLACKNJOBLESS
    BLACKNJOBLESS 2007-07-02T05:12:00Z says:

    niggers smell

    • KoolKidsKlub
      KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-02T05:18:13Z says:

      agreed...

    • modisoon
      modisoon 2007-07-02T05:19:35Z says:

      But they have rhythym.....and more Kool-Aid related cavities then you can shake a stick at!

    • KoolKidsKlub
      KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-02T07:59:05Z says:

      agreed, by the way you forgot fake jewelry and oversized rims.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-07-02T14:49:32Z says:

      You can't forget pudding pops.

    • KoolKidsKlub
      KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-02T15:40:11Z says:

      ...orange soda...rap music...watermelon...shirts that don't fit.."grills"...A.I.D.s...fried chicken...huge lips and noses...and the most highly featured ethnicity on cops, besides perhaps the odd toothless redneck in a wifebeater.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-03T01:32:46Z says:

      and fat white women

    • vagabundo
      vagabundo 2007-07-03T02:53:34Z says:

      orange sodaaa lmaooo
      did Kel died or something?

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-07-03T12:41:09Z says:

      WOW kool. it sounds like you've had your ass kicked a few times by by one of "them". maybe you should talk to your mother about your slightly tanned older brother. or why you have such an affinity for spears and masks.

    • allNiggersShouldDie
      allNiggersShouldDie 2007-08-03T20:23:53Z says:

      did ya hear about that nigger that died on the freeway?

    • allNiggersShouldDie
      allNiggersShouldDie 2007-08-03T20:25:41Z says:

      Yeah they were drivin bout 150mph and the idiot had an idea to stick his head out the window and his lips beat him to death..........

  • zpyro4035
    zpyro4035 2007-07-02T05:16:45Z says:

    that guy seems like a douche. the woman, a cunt. they go well together

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-07-02T05:19:46Z says:

    If you but an iphone you will die.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-07-02T05:20:08Z says:

      No, there is no typo.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-02T17:10:41Z says:

      Think there is...

  • ALDISSIMO
    ALDISSIMO 2007-07-02T05:21:19Z says:

    I though she was going to buy out the store and then be beaten to a pulp by the mob. sigh* I could only dream.

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-07-02T05:49:10Z says:

    One-per-customer is a pretty standard bit of fine print for things like this, so this bitch really is quite a moron.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-07-02T22:52:08Z says:

      yeah, if she was smart, she would have gotten a wholesale license and gotten them wholesale like all the other suppliers do.

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-07-02T06:07:50Z says:

    well, now
    there ya have it
    greed doesnt pay.
    it's official

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-07-02T06:22:04Z says:

      Halliburton is on line 1. They say you're full of shit.

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-07-02T09:40:56Z says:

      Paris Hilton on line 2...laughing hard...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T13:17:09Z says:

      Me on line three. I say you is a fagg!

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2007-07-02T16:38:51Z says:

      If he's a fag, he can't be getting much with a map like his.

    • RobRob_UK
      RobRob_UK 2007-07-03T08:01:54Z says:

      No greed pays, stupidity doesnt

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-07-02T06:11:02Z says:

    haha dumb fucking bitch thinking she can come late and snub her nose at regular morons who wait in line to buy a useless gadget just cause its new... rich bitch. he should have held out for say... 1500 or so this way he could have bought the phone and had enough to get a life

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-07-02T06:42:13Z says:

    If this bitch has 100,000 dollars to spend on shit like this, she doesn't even need to be buying iphones to rip people off. But this was funny, this bitch got owned! karma's a bitch aint it? thats what she gets for trying to buy those phones just to rip others off. Another funny thing is that they wern't even sold out at stores, so people who sold em at ebay were forced to drop their prices and sell them for like 700..lol

    • tr_willk
      tr_willk 2007-07-02T07:27:32Z says:

      Isn't the phone only $599?

    • Mothh
      Mothh 2007-07-02T07:41:29Z says:

      She should have went to the Apple store, where the limit was 2 per customer. In addition to that, most stores are not sold out right now, so you can still buy one at cost, $635 after tax for the 8GB.

    • KoolKidsKlub
      KoolKidsKlub 2007-07-02T08:02:12Z says:

      I think the cellular phone is pretty damb close to world domination...pretty soon they'll start learning on they're own...hell mine is a two years old and it learns new words and recognizes verbal commands...

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-02T13:34:27Z says:

      mine pisses on the floor and barks at every sound he hears.....wait that's my dog

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-07-02T15:01:20Z says:

      Cell phones are the reason why the honey bees are disappearing. they conduct on the same frequency and if we continue to use our cell phones, the bees will die and none of our plants will be pollinated and we won't have any fresh friuts and that means that I won't ever be reincarnated into a banana when I die and I'll miss out on being shoved up some skanks pussy! NOW QUIT BUYING CELL PHONES!!!

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-02T15:15:18Z says:

      that's the craziest thing i've ever believed

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-07-02T16:19:20Z says:

      Ah the perils of when the media over-hypes a study. First of all the study did not concern itself with cellular phones, it was mixed up with cordless phones as being a possible source of interference. Second the effect in a laboratory setting i.e. controlled was only minor, it disoriented the bee for a moment. Third, and I may not be right about this, this German study consistently cited but misrepresented significantly pre-dates widespread use of mobile phones as we have today.

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-07-02T17:08:16Z says:

      Why didn't somebody jack that fat bitch!?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-07-03T01:51:27Z says:

      CHAIRMAN IS WIKIPEDIA!!!
      *Artificial Intelligence* attracted to muchosucko!

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-07-03T01:58:00Z says:

      I saw a video today of a test they did in portugal or some damn place where they stood two cell phones up facing each other with a raw egg in an egg cup about two inches from the face of each phone, then they connected the phones and left them and after 65 minutes the egg was hard boiled

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-07-03T03:51:24Z says:

      That's fucking amazing...

    • allNiggersShouldDie
      allNiggersShouldDie 2007-07-03T06:56:32Z says:

      FUCK U NUTTER HAHAHA.......

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-07-04T01:38:23Z says:

      I just want to be a banana.

  • Bumfuckio
    Bumfuckio 2007-07-02T09:46:32Z says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA!!!!!!!
    Mark Rules!
    mark-1
    rich cunt-0

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T22:42:00Z says:

      mark has big dog eyes. have you been poppin' some pills, markie-boy?

  • ALDISSIMO
    ALDISSIMO 2007-07-02T10:10:47Z says:

    That Mark guy looks just like Johnathan Brandis. Look him up, He's the kid from that Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-03T08:52:28Z says:

      haha you're right!

    • gutz13
      gutz13 2007-07-04T00:04:44Z says:

      Brandis Lives!!!!

  • Justaddwata
    Justaddwata 2007-07-02T10:11:53Z says:

    Why the fuck would you go to a store if you had $100k to throw away on that crap anyway - call a dealer - more dollars than sense.

  • johnfnwayne
    johnfnwayne 2007-07-02T10:22:55Z says:

    serious package folks! what a fag!

  • DjBlitz
    DjBlitz 2007-07-02T12:03:54Z says:

    F' The I-Phone....I bet your drop your 500 or 600 buck I-Phone once and it'll crap out on you.. I got a $45 cell phone and have dropped it numerous times....and it still works...

    • YouGotCoofed
      YouGotCoofed 2007-07-02T13:43:12Z says:

      I dropped a load on my iPhone and it stills works.

    • FinalMoFo
      FinalMoFo 2007-07-02T15:33:25Z says:

      not everybody is an idiot and drops their phones...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-03T08:52:51Z says:

      everyone drops his phone at least once.

    • allNiggersShouldDie
      allNiggersShouldDie 2007-08-06T07:26:46Z says:

      phone cases u fuckin idiots!!

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-07-02T13:15:16Z says:

    too big of a title, yak?

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-02T13:35:38Z says:

      nothing is "too big" for yak

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T15:07:05Z says:

      unless we're talking about effort.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T15:07:30Z says:

      I'M SORRY IT WAS A JOKE NOOOOOO STOP TOUCHING ME YAK!!!

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-02T15:15:56Z says:

      he won't stop

    • yak
      yak 2007-07-02T15:43:52Z says:

      yeah the title was just a tad too long :P
      it woulda been cut off on the main page

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T22:43:17Z says:

      you could've at least edited the description too, so that i wouldn't look like a fool. think of my image, man!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T22:43:27Z says:

      it's all i got..

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-02T22:43:50Z says:

      i'm affraid the guys won't like me now.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-07-03T01:53:23Z says:

      Too right Vic, youre outta the club motherfucker!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-03T08:53:57Z says:

      please, just give me one more chance, i promise i'll be as cool as possible.

  • HillaryTaint
    HillaryTaint 2007-07-02T15:43:57Z says:

    WHO WANT'S A MUSTACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Nielsen277
      Nielsen277 2007-07-02T16:40:09Z says:

      I DO I DO... I VANT VON!

  • Nielsen277
    Nielsen277 2007-07-02T16:41:29Z says:

    I think she felt sorry for him... The extra 2 hundred (3, if he got a 4 gig) was for a hair cut.

    Nice fucking comb-over dude!

  • bostano
    bostano 2007-07-02T18:03:12Z says:

    Seeing this makes me glad I no longer live in Dallas.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-07-03T00:41:29Z says:

    why didnt she just walk into the store, there is not law about you suppose to stand in lines. THen if someone get angry and kick you , you can sue that son of a bitch.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-07-03T01:54:39Z says:

      You make me feel good about myself.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-07-03T08:55:04Z says:

      he has the same effect on me.

  • ledzeppelin
    ledzeppelin 2007-07-03T07:14:37Z says:

    fuck the iphone piece of shit thats what it is

  • gutz13
    gutz13 2007-07-04T00:07:08Z says:

    They are going to make mindless zombies of everyone!!

  • AryanVegetarian
    AryanVegetarian 2007-07-04T02:57:36Z says:

    Buncha fuckin douchebags in the world, let me tell ya.

    • gutz13
      gutz13 2007-07-04T03:02:58Z says:

      please don't

  • babyballs
    babyballs 2007-07-05T09:05:26Z says:

    what a loser.....what? the kid

Victorious
posted July 02, 2007