These fuckers are always coming into my apartment during late fall. I, however, prefer a ghetto flame thrower made from Lysol and a lighter to kill them.
The first time I saw one my reaction was pretty much the same thing.
when i was a kid i used to capture the largest bugs and make them kill eachother.... once one of them won i would break its legs all off and let ants kill it.
although those ants i would capture... put them in a jar and let my mom blow a bunch of smoke into the jar to watch them suffocate ;/
*future serial killer*
at our place in the fall there was actually a cicada that i caught... now that thing was massive... like probably an inch or 2 wide and probably 3 inches long.. i shoulda kept it as a pet ;/
when i was a kid, we used to make all of our dogs 'sit still' for the weekly "Tick Search"
we'd tear the little ticks in half
and the "big fat boys" got tossed into the "grape juice jar"
When I was a kid I would just pull the legs off grasshoppers to see their bad legs kick cause I thought it was cool. But now... I hate bugs, I swear at them, and then they get ghetto flame thrower.
i caught a frog and had it in a mason jar and planned on keeping it as a pet. then the neighborhood bully punched me in the gut and threw the jar in the air--now that we're tellin childhood stories
2 or 3 years ago here in TN they thought there was gonna be a cicada orgy like in the bible with the locust. They thought they had over bread and there were gonna be sooo many of them you couldn't leave your house. Nothing happened, thanks Liberal media.
we would get grasshoppers to cling to the sticks of bottle rockets right below the fuse and light those little fuckers up. most of the time they would stay holding on and it would burn everything and only the exoskeleton would be left still holding onto the stick.
only bugs I truly hate and enjoy killing any chance I get are mosquitoes. In Puerto Rico, I had welts the size of small plates. They would rest on the hanging wet laundry, you could see 50 or more flying around when you walked by sometimes. I cried myself to sleep often.
P.S. its a stink bug. i used to go out after it rained as a kid and caught all kinds of bugs. i love bugs. i used to keep pet wolf spiders theyd live in my tree and every day id feed them ants that were on my walk way.
In TN, I had to squish a Brown Recluse with some paper towel...and I didn't make good contact with my first strike...and the mothafocka dropped to the carpet and started running around. Now...that shit WAS scary. This nigga don't know scary.
When my brother lived in GA, his house was full of them but it was never a problem. The clue is in the name 'recluse', they'd rather keep out of the way. don't bother them and they won't bother you.
The Recluse had to go...it was fucking huge for a start, and was in MY territory - it wasn't being much of a recluse walking down the wall behind my head as I tried to get high.
Comments to Morph vs. Bug
just watched the 1st minute or so...had to stop and comment:
this dude be funny!
:)
A true "lol" post.
"I would rather a nigga come up in here with a gun" lmao!
damn i'm nervous!
lol? are you serious? is this laughable? are you laughing out loud? this guy's just pathetic. "lol" is for 4chan girls.
sorry, i had a prob with someone about lol earlier, but yeah, this guy's pathetic
lmaoo thats the infamous Chi-city. He has a bunch of youtubes hes pretty damn funny.
He Kilt that motha fucka alright.
Ive got the latest news flash-this fucker isnt funny not no bit
This is gold.
"Got That MoFo!"
hahahaha
"suburban life is stressful, man!"
It's about screamin' 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' bug. Yo.
3:43 is the best little scream EVER!
No, it's another war cry. A post-war cry, if you will. Perhaps a victory cry.
...and work.
'i can't hold tha camera.. n kill this nigga at the same time.' ahh shit this is hilarious
the tension is ridiculous
It's a leaf footed bug
sure its not a JLB?(japanese longhorn beetle)
This shit is Fuuunay!
this guy is a swamp runner
Oh, the humanity. Will this "torture" ever stop?
that was fuckin great
These fuckers are always coming into my apartment during late fall. I, however, prefer a ghetto flame thrower made from Lysol and a lighter to kill them.
The first time I saw one my reaction was pretty much the same thing.
I do that, too. Works great on spiders, ants, beetles, and the neighbor's cat.
Freshens while you kill.
hey admin nice to see you. i've heard of you but always thought you were a myth.
^(sung in key and to the tune of lego silence of the lambs)
zeke...just stfu with your thoughts and opinions. admin shows up here often enough, noob.
Get back to your American-English talk.
nice to see you too cruel
as a white man, who hates bugs in general....
hahahahahaha
how can people hate bugs ;/ i don't get it....
^true clive barker fan...
i like bugs, yak
i do
as long as they have less than eight legs...
when i was a kid i used to capture the largest bugs and make them kill eachother.... once one of them won i would break its legs all off and let ants kill it.
although those ants i would capture... put them in a jar and let my mom blow a bunch of smoke into the jar to watch them suffocate ;/
*future serial killer*
at our place in the fall there was actually a cicada that i caught... now that thing was massive... like probably an inch or 2 wide and probably 3 inches long.. i shoulda kept it as a pet ;/
you didn't catch it... it came in on my dad's back... so technically he caught it
when i was a kid, we used to make all of our dogs 'sit still' for the weekly "Tick Search"
we'd tear the little ticks in half
and the "big fat boys" got tossed into the "grape juice jar"
and then, eventually... we would fry the contents of said jar
(usually on a slow night in June)
and it sounded like popcorn...
When I was a kid I would just pull the legs off grasshoppers to see their bad legs kick cause I thought it was cool. But now... I hate bugs, I swear at them, and then they get ghetto flame thrower.
not to derail MS or anything...
but, Admin?
why did you use Hank's avy, back in the day?
he was testing avatar upload problems
I picked his cause it's something I could see Hank Chinaski actually posing for.
i caught a frog and had it in a mason jar and planned on keeping it as a pet. then the neighborhood bully punched me in the gut and threw the jar in the air--now that we're tellin childhood stories
i was never really the aggressor
2 or 3 years ago here in TN they thought there was gonna be a cicada orgy like in the bible with the locust. They thought they had over bread and there were gonna be sooo many of them you couldn't leave your house. Nothing happened, thanks Liberal media.
we would get grasshoppers to cling to the sticks of bottle rockets right below the fuse and light those little fuckers up. most of the time they would stay holding on and it would burn everything and only the exoskeleton would be left still holding onto the stick.
only bugs I truly hate and enjoy killing any chance I get are mosquitoes. In Puerto Rico, I had welts the size of small plates. They would rest on the hanging wet laundry, you could see 50 or more flying around when you walked by sometimes. I cried myself to sleep often.
3^...over bread...not correcting, just laughing.
FAKE:
if this was morph hed sound like a white boy.
P.S. its a stink bug. i used to go out after it rained as a kid and caught all kinds of bugs. i love bugs. i used to keep pet wolf spiders theyd live in my tree and every day id feed them ants that were on my walk way.
But he had the hand of a black man.
hilarious
In TN, I had to squish a Brown Recluse with some paper towel...and I didn't make good contact with my first strike...and the mothafocka dropped to the carpet and started running around. Now...that shit WAS scary. This nigga don't know scary.
Again with the Tn, Oi Vay!
It's my catchphrase.
You didn't have to squish it, jar, piece of paper, outside, let go.
No he had to, brown recluses have balls like a drunk redneck, if they see you, they will bite you and damn near kill you.
When my brother lived in GA, his house was full of them but it was never a problem. The clue is in the name 'recluse', they'd rather keep out of the way. don't bother them and they won't bother you.
they are not deadly in that if you get bit then you die, but the bites can rot out skin and make nasty, painful infections and scars
The Recluse had to go...it was fucking huge for a start, and was in MY territory - it wasn't being much of a recluse walking down the wall behind my head as I tried to get high.
That went straight into my favorites.
Put a cup over it, slide a piece of paper under the cup trapping it. Take it outside. Done... that was way too much work... but hilarious!