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Morph vs. Bug

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Morph vs. Bug

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Comments to Morph vs. Bug

  • possum
    possum 2009-05-04T04:28:08Z says:

    just watched the 1st minute or so...had to stop and comment:
    this dude be funny!
    :)

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-05-04T05:18:00Z says:

      A true "lol" post.

    • Yobe
      Yobe 2009-05-04T05:34:11Z says:

      "I would rather a nigga come up in here with a gun" lmao!

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T05:49:31Z says:

      damn i'm nervous!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T06:58:34Z says:

      lol? are you serious? is this laughable? are you laughing out loud? this guy's just pathetic. "lol" is for 4chan girls.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T06:59:22Z says:

      sorry, i had a prob with someone about lol earlier, but yeah, this guy's pathetic

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2009-05-04T07:34:05Z says:

      lmaoo thats the infamous Chi-city. He has a bunch of youtubes hes pretty damn funny.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-05-05T04:50:54Z says:

      He Kilt that motha fucka alright.
      Ive got the latest news flash-this fucker isnt funny not no bit

  • EdgarPoe
    EdgarPoe 2009-05-04T04:30:44Z says:

    This is gold.

  • possum
    possum 2009-05-04T04:30:56Z says:

    "Got That MoFo!"
    hahahaha

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T04:34:17Z says:

      "suburban life is stressful, man!"

    • georgeorg
      georgeorg 2009-05-04T05:03:48Z says:

      It's about screamin' 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' bug. Yo.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-04T06:38:17Z says:

      3:43 is the best little scream EVER!

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2009-05-04T10:26:47Z says:

      No, it's another war cry. A post-war cry, if you will. Perhaps a victory cry.

  • HillaryTaint
    HillaryTaint 2009-05-04T04:35:44Z says:

    ...and work.

  • deadsy
    deadsy 2009-05-04T04:39:04Z says:

    'i can't hold tha camera.. n kill this nigga at the same time.' ahh shit this is hilarious

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-05-04T05:17:47Z says:

      the tension is ridiculous

  • StrainsHardOnTheCan
    StrainsHardOnTheCan 2009-05-04T04:42:57Z says:

    It's a leaf footed bug

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2009-05-04T11:50:26Z says:

      sure its not a JLB?(japanese longhorn beetle)

  • Super6mix
    Super6mix 2009-05-04T05:01:48Z says:

    This shit is Fuuunay!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T07:00:45Z says:

      this guy is a swamp runner

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-05-04T05:26:35Z says:

    Oh, the humanity. Will this "torture" ever stop?

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-05-04T05:26:46Z says:

    that was fuckin great

  • admin
    admin 2009-05-04T05:37:22Z says:

    These fuckers are always coming into my apartment during late fall. I, however, prefer a ghetto flame thrower made from Lysol and a lighter to kill them.

    The first time I saw one my reaction was pretty much the same thing.

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-05-04T06:23:02Z says:

      I do that, too. Works great on spiders, ants, beetles, and the neighbor's cat.

    • admin
      admin 2009-05-04T06:53:05Z says:

      Freshens while you kill.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T08:37:39Z says:

      hey admin nice to see you. i've heard of you but always thought you were a myth.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T08:39:13Z says:

      ^(sung in key and to the tune of lego silence of the lambs)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-04T11:14:09Z says:

      zeke...just stfu with your thoughts and opinions. admin shows up here often enough, noob.
      Get back to your American-English talk.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T18:29:52Z says:

      nice to see you too cruel

  • possum
    possum 2009-05-04T05:47:19Z says:

    as a white man, who hates bugs in general....
    hahahahahaha

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-04T05:51:56Z says:

      how can people hate bugs ;/ i don't get it....

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T05:55:34Z says:

      ^true clive barker fan...

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T05:58:10Z says:

      i like bugs, yak
      i do
      as long as they have less than eight legs...

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-04T05:59:26Z says:

      when i was a kid i used to capture the largest bugs and make them kill eachother.... once one of them won i would break its legs all off and let ants kill it.
      although those ants i would capture... put them in a jar and let my mom blow a bunch of smoke into the jar to watch them suffocate ;/
      *future serial killer*

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-04T06:00:46Z says:

      at our place in the fall there was actually a cicada that i caught... now that thing was massive... like probably an inch or 2 wide and probably 3 inches long.. i shoulda kept it as a pet ;/

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2009-05-04T06:07:29Z says:

      you didn't catch it... it came in on my dad's back... so technically he caught it

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T06:08:11Z says:

      when i was a kid, we used to make all of our dogs 'sit still' for the weekly "Tick Search"
      we'd tear the little ticks in half
      and the "big fat boys" got tossed into the "grape juice jar"

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T06:11:06Z says:

      and then, eventually... we would fry the contents of said jar
      (usually on a slow night in June)

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T06:11:54Z says:

      and it sounded like popcorn...

    • admin
      admin 2009-05-04T06:16:40Z says:

      When I was a kid I would just pull the legs off grasshoppers to see their bad legs kick cause I thought it was cool. But now... I hate bugs, I swear at them, and then they get ghetto flame thrower.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-04T06:30:51Z says:

      not to derail MS or anything...
      but, Admin?
      why did you use Hank's avy, back in the day?

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-04T06:34:50Z says:

      he was testing avatar upload problems

    • admin
      admin 2009-05-04T06:53:33Z says:

      I picked his cause it's something I could see Hank Chinaski actually posing for.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T07:29:48Z says:

      i caught a frog and had it in a mason jar and planned on keeping it as a pet. then the neighborhood bully punched me in the gut and threw the jar in the air--now that we're tellin childhood stories

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-04T07:30:45Z says:

      i was never really the aggressor

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-04T14:30:59Z says:

      2 or 3 years ago here in TN they thought there was gonna be a cicada orgy like in the bible with the locust. They thought they had over bread and there were gonna be sooo many of them you couldn't leave your house. Nothing happened, thanks Liberal media.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-04T15:04:39Z says:

      we would get grasshoppers to cling to the sticks of bottle rockets right below the fuse and light those little fuckers up. most of the time they would stay holding on and it would burn everything and only the exoskeleton would be left still holding onto the stick.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-04T20:12:37Z says:

      only bugs I truly hate and enjoy killing any chance I get are mosquitoes. In Puerto Rico, I had welts the size of small plates. They would rest on the hanging wet laundry, you could see 50 or more flying around when you walked by sometimes. I cried myself to sleep often.

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2009-05-05T01:30:41Z says:

      3^...over bread...not correcting, just laughing.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-05-04T06:18:40Z says:

    FAKE:

    if this was morph hed sound like a white boy.


    P.S. its a stink bug. i used to go out after it rained as a kid and caught all kinds of bugs. i love bugs. i used to keep pet wolf spiders theyd live in my tree and every day id feed them ants that were on my walk way.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-05-04T20:07:08Z says:

      But he had the hand of a black man.

  • dik
    dik 2009-05-04T11:08:33Z says:

    hilarious

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2009-05-04T11:23:37Z says:

    In TN, I had to squish a Brown Recluse with some paper towel...and I didn't make good contact with my first strike...and the mothafocka dropped to the carpet and started running around. Now...that shit WAS scary. This nigga don't know scary.

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2009-05-04T11:41:01Z says:

      Again with the Tn, Oi Vay!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-04T12:27:39Z says:

      It's my catchphrase.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-04T14:05:50Z says:

      You didn't have to squish it, jar, piece of paper, outside, let go.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-04T14:33:16Z says:

      No he had to, brown recluses have balls like a drunk redneck, if they see you, they will bite you and damn near kill you.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-05-04T14:57:07Z says:

      When my brother lived in GA, his house was full of them but it was never a problem. The clue is in the name 'recluse', they'd rather keep out of the way. don't bother them and they won't bother you.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-04T15:07:51Z says:

      they are not deadly in that if you get bit then you die, but the bites can rot out skin and make nasty, painful infections and scars

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-05T18:41:47Z says:

      The Recluse had to go...it was fucking huge for a start, and was in MY territory - it wasn't being much of a recluse walking down the wall behind my head as I tried to get high.

  • Lafayette
    Lafayette 2009-05-04T20:07:41Z says:

    That went straight into my favorites.

  • Dev
    Dev 2009-05-05T02:04:35Z says:

    Put a cup over it, slide a piece of paper under the cup trapping it. Take it outside. Done... that was way too much work... but hilarious!

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posted May 04, 2009

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