MK 1 and 2 were the fucking awesomest shit in the arcades in their days. They made street fighter and the other competition look like fucking pong in comparison. I remember having the hots for Kitana in MK2, but not Meelena, even though they were meant to be twin sisters and played the same actor.
MK moves were so much easier to execute, too. Remember how in Street Fighter lots of characters had those bullshit moves where you had to hold down+back for a while? I don't have that kind of time, man!
i remember once i went to play the old school mk1 and this little fat kid was hogging it. so i went over and put my quarter in and picked rayden. all these other kids were standing around watching him play and were like wtf. so he picked scorpion and i just kept spamming back back forward over and over. omgwtfpwnd him. all these kids looked at me with jaws to the fooor and one told me "no one ever beat him before" i almost busted up laughing. the little fatty was obviously pissed at me.
Ok, so first he's fondling his nipples and genitals, getting aroused for his big performance...then doing his impression of a retarded "hardcore" moshpit filled with bulldyke girls who look like boys and faggoty boys who look like girls...now he's raving and OHHHH there goes the cap a-flyin!! and....he's going for the colostomy bag and flinging it at the audience! big finish for old man river!!
Better than everyday empty abuse on Muchosucko though, wasn't it? Besides I doubt you were alone. Statistics say that for every person who mentions it, a million experienced it.
this dude actually used to play wow. then he got so into the game, he lost his job and couldnt afford to continue. so when his subscription ran out, he took it to the streets.
when i walked by, i tried not to walk very close so as not to aggro him. i mean i was horde walking through a contested area.
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fifth
Fourth!
Fifth! Am I doing it right?
Fuck's sake, can someone reveal the secret of putting breaks inbetween paragraphs, please?
Put a space on the "blank" line.
blank line?
Here goes
works?
Sweet! Much obliged, smerf.
think i might have found what you are all looking for
yes, fuck i'm good.
.
shit where did it go?
No!
Such power is dangerous in the hands of the untrained!
OHNOOS!!
it doesn't work for me!
psych!!
I want to plsy too
weeeeeeeeeee
I had it, no realy i did... i need help
Goddamn you worthless fucks. Now I need a new trick that everyone will rip off after a few months...
I specially formatted this message so that if you read it, it makes you gay.
Gay, yes. I am a bull-dyke lesbian trapped in a mans body.
Well
damn...
Yeah, it works out pretty well
this is probably the best video i have ever seen in my entire life
you should visit MS more often.
That was fucking funny, beats some chink shitting on some someones head
maybe you're not looking in the right place?
You'd better not fuck with him or he may break a hip.
i know it won't be my hip
kinda the point i was aiming for...
but you're not getting what he added to it.
We all will reach a magical age where interpretive dance becomes masturbation. That kind of joy and liberation must be shared... in public.
I prefer when mimes do that "Stuck in a box" thing instead.
I hate to say it, TiredGuy, but I agree with you on this one.
it ain't easy fighting off those pink elephants
Mortal Kombat may have been one the worst movies/games but the music still rocks
MK 1 and 2 were the fucking awesomest shit in the arcades in their days. They made street fighter and the other competition look like fucking pong in comparison. I remember having the hots for Kitana in MK2, but not Meelena, even though they were meant to be twin sisters and played the same actor.
MK moves were so much easier to execute, too. Remember how in Street Fighter lots of characters had those bullshit moves where you had to hold down+back for a while? I don't have that kind of time, man!
Street fighter was for faggot kids who liked to suck each others cocks.
and what if i liked both?
i remember once i went to play the old school mk1 and this little fat kid was hogging it. so i went over and put my quarter in and picked rayden. all these other kids were standing around watching him play and were like wtf. so he picked scorpion and i just kept spamming back back forward over and over. omgwtfpwnd him. all these kids looked at me with jaws to the fooor and one told me "no one ever beat him before" i almost busted up laughing. the little fatty was obviously pissed at me.
i forgot to mention that doing the finishing move was like the icing on the cake.
Ok, so first he's fondling his nipples and genitals, getting aroused for his big performance...then doing his impression of a retarded "hardcore" moshpit filled with bulldyke girls who look like boys and faggoty boys who look like girls...now he's raving and OHHHH there goes the cap a-flyin!! and....he's going for the colostomy bag and flinging it at the audience! big finish for old man river!!
im surprised being this is mucho sucko that noone like tried a mulan kcik to his face, or better genitals. props for being so.... postured?
Your... soul... is... MINE!
i want this guy to preform at my next birthday/pool party.
i've used him.... he is very good. pricey, but good
The REAL drunken master.
He has cool moves, I like then one when he reachs down to his foot then a overhand claw thing.
He'll beat Fedor.
i act like this at the bank
this is how i pick up chicks.
i've been this drunk before.
Reminds of the drunken dancing bum I saw in Seattle a few years ago.
was this filmed in uglyville, russia?
You mean Uglygrad?
hmm, could be uglystan though..
Uglystovia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uglygrad
i actually believed you for a moment there, chairman!?
Better than everyday empty abuse on Muchosucko though, wasn't it? Besides I doubt you were alone. Statistics say that for every person who mentions it, a million experienced it.
does that mean that 999999 people believed you too?
Exactly.
and 999999 people know know that 999999 people believe you too?
1st know=now
he's performing an oldality using his orangutan technique. notice the aged arm style his using from :30 to :37.
yes, i saw that. from that style called, tieoneshoe, if you watch closely you can see him trying to do that
I've never seen this character before on MK? Is this johnny cage's grandpaw..
boring.. i see crackhead bums do crazy shit too often
grandpa was never the same after he came back from nam.... : (
isn't that the name of the asian place on the corner?
Crack or crystal meth?
this is def my new masturbation song!!
this dude actually used to play wow. then he got so into the game, he lost his job and couldnt afford to continue. so when his subscription ran out, he took it to the streets.
when i walked by, i tried not to walk very close so as not to aggro him. i mean i was horde walking through a contested area.