While you're fantasizing, why don't you imagine that anyone gives a shit about a single thing you've ever posted here. And that you're wife isn't cheating on you. Oh wait, you're already doing that.
dude wtf, dead babies arent funny, dead wives, especially dead cheating, backstabbing, lying, peice of cock sucking shit ex wives, might be a lil funny
Yeah I've heard the stories from people at morgue's who always laugh at the noobs who don't know about it. Mostly because they send the new guy in and sometimes a body will sit straight up and scare the shit out of the new guys.
I bet morgue workers and funeral home workers have some of the most fucked up senses of humor next to cops and military personel.
Comments to Mother & Child Burial Prep.
thats very cute
that not very nice to say that dumbass piece of shit that you are. your very mean, if that was your wife you would be crying. you bastard!!!
And if that was your wife I'd be laughing.
yea and then I would put my foot up your asshole bitch!!!!
and then at the same time my fist would be going into your face and knocking you out cold.
If anal play with another man is what helps you through times of grief, that's fine. I'm not into it, however, but I'd be happy to lend you elpiss.
While you're fantasizing, why don't you imagine that anyone gives a shit about a single thing you've ever posted here. And that you're wife isn't cheating on you. Oh wait, you're already doing that.
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them.
rking599, if your going to take shit said on this site seriously, you need to get the fuck out.
whats worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom chewing its way out...
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a fleshlight?
A dead baby is free.
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?
A dead puppy.
What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby?
The dead baby doesn't complain when you stick your cock in it.
whatever u guys are gonna say abt skulk's comment even i have to admit... its kinda cute.
What do you get when you skin a dead baby?
An erection
Who hijacked Claude's Avatar? Wtf, im all confused!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
why did the dead baby look fake ?
because it was made out of latex.
dude wtf, dead babies arent funny, dead wives, especially dead cheating, backstabbing, lying, peice of cock sucking shit ex wives, might be a lil funny
sorry but dead babies are funny
If you don't find dead babies funny, you have some real issues.
um im a father of 2. if you find dead babies funny your the one with issues, dumbass
whats brown and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave
That chick just stands in the corner and watchs...
Excellent observation skills you have there friend.
I can pick up the accent. It's Colombia, I think from the center of the country. Word.
do you at least speak spanish... es lo que pense.
si, de colombia
well... thats how its done. all these retards want their dead people looking pretty.
you retard shut the fuck up!!
Change your fucking avatar asswipe!
Rking's a fag, and I'm sure everyone can agree with me.
Yes, rking is the king of Faggotville.
He really has outfagged himself tonight.
he fags like no other fags in this fagging site.
rking reminds me of whunu right now...
wait for it...
haha yea fuck that guy!
Yeah, fuck you combunu.
yeah and fuck cheese
you can also get this done behind the corner store by my house.
awesome job. What other job out there that you can also fuck while working? hmmm..
yeah if you want mites on your dick
Prostitution?
what happen? mother and child die from baby being born?
Change your fucking avatar asswipe!
Vote here if you want Yak to ban this fucker!
+1
No, rking, they died from being strangled...they wouldn't change their fucking avatar and shut the fuck up.
Hey Rking!
..Fuck you.
Yak I am not a man of many words, Fuk rking and his avatar thieving gay ass off from here.
Send his avatar stealing, flea riddled ass to the pound and have his balls cut off!
rking where are u i am gonna fuck u upside down right now.
Goodbye, Little Betty.
No panties on the mom? Paris Hilton style i see..
not loose enough for paris, maybe Britney
Proving there are people willing to do the jobs us fat white slobs dont want to.
I don't get it. Who wouldn't want a job where you get to play with dead bodies all day?
I used to work at a cemetery and all the morticians were white.
I walked into the freezer (where they prep bodies) and it was nuts, bodies go through rigor mortise and curl up, and that's how they arrive.
Yeah I've heard the stories from people at morgue's who always laugh at the noobs who don't know about it. Mostly because they send the new guy in and sometimes a body will sit straight up and scare the shit out of the new guys.
I bet morgue workers and funeral home workers have some of the most fucked up senses of humor next to cops and military personel.
yeah, i guess you gotta be a little fucked up about it to not let it get to you. cant act so mortified all the time ya know.
Just cut the mom open stuff the baby back in and bury it. 2 for the price of 1?
You can always throw it away and tell the others that its inside.. less work this way, isnt it.
And a free dinner.
He totally took a peek at her whunu when he stripped her.
CHANGE YOUR FUCK-oh...sorry, dude. Whatta ya say we knock back a few and stomp the fuck out of rking?
Fuck you claude balls you ass hole, I have a pretty nifty avatar, i designed it me self. fuck you guys.
smokesapole, what the fuck are you talking about?
Shut the fuck up.