Mothers day

Comments to Mothers day

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  Neophyte 2007-05-25T04:27:47Z says:

  Tristan's mom taught her all she needed to know...with a mothers love, a greased up ferret, and a gigolo named Tyrone, an Ultimate Guide is born.

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    El_Wanko 2007-05-25T12:58:39Z says:

    Hahaah "Tristan". What a faggy name.
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  Archman 2007-05-25T04:29:50Z says:

  Stick it in. Move. Be careful. If she shits she dies. End of Story.

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    El_Wanko 2007-05-25T12:58:21Z says:

    If it's big wet shit it's like they're cumming.
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  short 2007-05-25T05:42:23Z says:

  This Mother's Day I got flipped off by some kid who looked exactly like Joe Pesci. Damn kids.

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    TiredGuy 2007-05-25T05:50:34Z says:

    The kid must have had progeria.
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  Balls_Malone 2007-05-25T06:58:40Z says:

  My mom was in prison a lot, so we always got her cigarettes. Not that she smoked them, but she said they helped. My mom really hates natives.

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    HankChinaski 2007-05-25T15:54:42Z says:

    What's that all about?
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    Balls_Malone 2007-05-25T18:04:56Z says:

    Connect the dots: Canadian prisons are full of natives and native gangs are the force to be reckoned with -> in prisons, cigarettes are currency -> mom didn't like eating pussy so, therefore, the cigarettes helped.
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  smerf 2007-05-25T08:20:22Z says:

  Onslaught, why were you looking this up?
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  Onslaught 2007-05-26T00:28:40Z says:

  Your mom wanted it for mothers day.