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Tristan's mom taught her all she needed to know...with a mothers love, a greased up ferret, and a gigolo named Tyrone, an Ultimate Guide is born.
Hahaah "Tristan". What a faggy name.
Stick it in. Move. Be careful. If she shits she dies. End of Story.
If it's big wet shit it's like they're cumming.
This Mother's Day I got flipped off by some kid who looked exactly like Joe Pesci. Damn kids.
The kid must have had progeria.
My mom was in prison a lot, so we always got her cigarettes. Not that she smoked them, but she said they helped. My mom really hates natives.
What's that all about?
Connect the dots: Canadian prisons are full of natives and native gangs are the force to be reckoned with -> in prisons, cigarettes are currency -> mom didn't like eating pussy so, therefore, the cigarettes helped.
Onslaught, why were you looking this up?
Your mom wanted it for mothers day.
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Comments to Mothers day
Tristan's mom taught her all she needed to know...with a mothers love, a greased up ferret, and a gigolo named Tyrone, an Ultimate Guide is born.
Hahaah "Tristan". What a faggy name.
Stick it in. Move. Be careful. If she shits she dies. End of Story.
If it's big wet shit it's like they're cumming.
This Mother's Day I got flipped off by some kid who looked exactly like Joe Pesci. Damn kids.
The kid must have had progeria.
My mom was in prison a lot, so we always got her cigarettes. Not that she smoked them, but she said they helped. My mom really hates natives.
What's that all about?
Connect the dots: Canadian prisons are full of natives and native gangs are the force to be reckoned with -> in prisons, cigarettes are currency -> mom didn't like eating pussy so, therefore, the cigarettes helped.
Onslaught, why were you looking this up?
Your mom wanted it for mothers day.