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Tristan's mom taught her all she needed to know...with a mothers love, a greased up ferret, and a gigolo named Tyrone, an Ultimate Guide is born.
Hahaah "Tristan". What a faggy name.
Stick it in. Move. Be careful. If she shits she dies. End of Story.
If it's big wet shit it's like they're cumming.
This Mother's Day I got flipped off by some kid who looked exactly like Joe Pesci. Damn kids.
The kid must have had progeria.
My mom was in prison a lot, so we always got her cigarettes. Not that she smoked them, but she said they helped. My mom really hates natives.
What's that all about?
Connect the dots: Canadian prisons are full of natives and native gangs are the force to be reckoned with -> in prisons, cigarettes are currency -> mom didn't like eating pussy so, therefore, the cigarettes helped.
Onslaught, why were you looking this up?
Your mom wanted it for mothers day.
Mucho GirlsClassy
Shower PowerNo more sex related bathroom accidents.
ols lp cover 9for fatpat
wacken #1no party without old men
Billboard of the DayI know some of you still have one.
Isnt it ironicDon't you think?
Stinky SaladOnce you get past the smell, You got it licked!
MyselfI dont give my number to strangers so dont bother ask for it.
fuck the... system?rule #1 of tattoos... make sure it's spelled correctly before they start the ink
Jesus SavesI bet he prayed like hell for salvation...
Fresh MeatUSDA
Something For The Ladies.Let get them bitches back in the kitchen where they belong.
one thing for slapdashSlapdash will you just.....
TeatsI hope got an A.
anal platesomeone really likes it... perhaps pink sock as well
snatch monsterIt will devour him whole
Comments to Mothers day
Tristan's mom taught her all she needed to know...with a mothers love, a greased up ferret, and a gigolo named Tyrone, an Ultimate Guide is born.
Hahaah "Tristan". What a faggy name.
Stick it in. Move. Be careful. If she shits she dies. End of Story.
If it's big wet shit it's like they're cumming.
This Mother's Day I got flipped off by some kid who looked exactly like Joe Pesci. Damn kids.
The kid must have had progeria.
My mom was in prison a lot, so we always got her cigarettes. Not that she smoked them, but she said they helped. My mom really hates natives.
What's that all about?
Connect the dots: Canadian prisons are full of natives and native gangs are the force to be reckoned with -> in prisons, cigarettes are currency -> mom didn't like eating pussy so, therefore, the cigarettes helped.
Onslaught, why were you looking this up?
Your mom wanted it for mothers day.