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So Spiderman gets a hard-on from her? Good News guys, it turns out I'm Spiderman!
Come on, you have to work "my spidey sense is tingling" into that comment somehow or it's worthless.
I'm trying to think of something witty and sexual to say right now, but my brain is mostly shut down.
Sexwit!
Silver Surfer is a tranny? Didn't see that one.
It's a pretty good movie. Shitty acting though, fucking Fred Savage.
Fred Savage? Holy shit I though he was lost in somewhere in the 70's.
no, it is Mrs. Silver Surfer
Can't bend metal very easily...
So if you have sex with her does she turn your dick green?
Who cares?!
Dont you mean Silver Sable
Dont you mean sucking a Dom's dildo?
let me polish that for you..
Hmm, spit shine?
You can see the bits of parsley betwix your teeth as ur flossing.
No one else thinking "Goldfinger"?
Not goldfinger, but I'm thinking silvermember.
I want that as an emblem for my car. Only I want it Life-size sitting reverse on my hood.
Well going by the other silver surfer screen shot this one's much better.
ay'd use that fer a Figurehead on me ship anytime.
Terminator?
Silver Surfer PornWell, if Silver Surfer was a girl that is...
Silver Surpriseseems that the silver surfer is quite virile.
Comments to Mrs Silver Surfer
So Spiderman gets a hard-on from her? Good News guys, it turns out I'm Spiderman!
Come on, you have to work "my spidey sense is tingling" into that comment somehow or it's worthless.
I'm trying to think of something witty and sexual to say right now, but my brain is mostly shut down.
Sexwit!
Silver Surfer is a tranny? Didn't see that one.
It's a pretty good movie. Shitty acting though, fucking Fred Savage.
Fred Savage? Holy shit I though he was lost in somewhere in the 70's.
no, it is Mrs. Silver Surfer
Can't bend metal very easily...
So if you have sex with her does she turn your dick green?
Who cares?!
Dont you mean Silver Sable
Dont you mean sucking a Dom's dildo?
let me polish that for you..
Hmm, spit shine?
You can see the bits of parsley betwix your teeth as ur flossing.
No one else thinking "Goldfinger"?
Not goldfinger, but I'm thinking silvermember.
I want that as an emblem for my car. Only I want it Life-size sitting reverse on my hood.
Well going by the other silver surfer screen shot this one's much better.
ay'd use that fer a Figurehead on me ship anytime.
Terminator?