If this were Match game, I'd go with "Dingy Doris was so dingy..."
Audience: "How dingy was she?"
"Dingy Doris was so dingy, she performed her archery exercises in a bowling alley!"
i just finished off a fifth of rye straight and i don't even have a buzz on yet, so i'm off to the beer store need anything dik? i still owe you a case of black ice but if you want anything different yell out
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"I'm going to kill plantshit"
No, you're not.
"Jamiee's Revenge"
Sorry sweetie, irish made me.
Then I made him wash my truck.
what, or who am I shooting?
Apparently a bow and arrow. Are you even looking at the pictures anymore?
Haha, ya
Clever Irish.
thats how i roll.
i usually stick with the .357 mag, personally.. you get more pin-action
Sure you do.
HA!!!
looks like there's more Potential Energy in her body-briefer than there is in the bow
i have quite a few old "Life" magazines from the 30's and 40's (thanks again dad)...the ads alone are fucking priceless...might have to submit a few
I can't wait.
i'm on the edge of my seat
<- on tenterhooks
Although I do expect a few of these adds would be amusing. Such as:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/14638.JPG
http://elane.stanford.edu/images/exhibits/tobacco/marlboro/mommyyousureenjoybabyseries5L.jpg
http://truepropaganda.com/EWRT1A_fall06/images/baby.gif
If this were Match game, I'd go with "Dingy Doris was so dingy..."
Audience: "How dingy was she?"
"Dingy Doris was so dingy, she performed her archery exercises in a bowling alley!"
And you would be a hit, no doubt.
"Welcome to Sherwood Forest"
Oh, I get it, because Robbin Hood has from there and he was an archer, right?
he was a hero
Would he have tried to steal from batman?
yes
Archiebowling?
???
That would be a combination of the words 'archery' & 'bowling', Irish.
Bowlery?
Darts
Darts is a noble sport.
The sport of Kings
Francine found the "Rambo method" highly effective in picking up that pesky seven-ten split.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's up with her right tit?
our right or her's? ..cause they both lookin a little iffy
He clearly says "her" tit. Are you a fucking retard?
Her right, our left.
@ that angle of elevation she'll just hit the scoreboard and not the pins
She isn't aiming at the pins. Look further back in the pic. She is shooting at a target.
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hehehe
Please, fuck off with that.
It is amazing how the comment count has become a source of vanity for you.
I would just like to point out that I said something like this would happen when they added the feature.
12443, by the way.
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bragging about comment counts is for pussies (21935)
So why are you joining in with this senseless comment counting, Irish?
I'm not. (12445)
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fuck the lot of you (+1)
I could spam Mucho like Hank has, numerous times. That would put me ahead of you in the comment count. What would then prove?
I should just post 'Irish is Hanks poodle' 20000 times.
I'm gonna send you back to your momma boy, You need to quit crying and toughin up!
I'll post "Oranje is as gay as a Bichon Frise." 20000 times.
Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, waaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Waahhhhhhhhhhah ahhahahwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
Got enough tissue in your purse, girlie?
He really is a whiney bitch.
so, how is everyone today?
dik, I would just like to apologize for saying that Stan is anywhere near as gay as Oranje. That was uncalled for.
It only proves to whose more full of shit. By the way, when did the comment count begin?
When you started commenting, I would presume.
@ fries, have you never heard of gravity, you silly man?
i dont think gravity would pull an arrow down that far just over the length of a bowling alley
With the correct draw weight for the disatnce it would.
*distance, even.
Due to the absence of proper guns over here, Fugs would like to try archery.
Anyone got a fine English Longbow going cheap?
Ive got a pint of Strongbow
That's no good, cider gives me a headache.
Cider is for faggots.
You clearly haven't had a pint of scrumpy. That stuff is fecking lethal
Right now I'm drinking a 9% Imperial Stout.
Right now I'm drinking Bowmore. A cracking Islay malt.
*hic*
I'm also looking forward to what promises to be an absolute booze sozzled weekend by the sea.
*hic*
Ive just finished a can of Skol Super 9% and i reckon i can take on the whole world
*crickets chirping*
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/_quot_mom_quot_-51733
or at least that's when people first noticed the comment count.
i just finished off a fifth of rye straight and i don't even have a buzz on yet, so i'm off to the beer store need anything dik? i still owe you a case of black ice but if you want anything different yell out