Mucho Death Counter

Comments to Mucho Death Counter

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  drumrave 2009-01-15T05:01:41Z says:

  notice not one death by weed

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    1rish1 2009-01-15T05:18:38Z says:

    Not a single one by guys named Jeff either.
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    Nixon'sGhost 2009-01-15T05:19:43Z says:

    We can just lump it in with the 'falling down steps.' I know how you stoners loose are your coordination after smoking a lids worth.
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    fourhundredandtwenty 2009-01-15T05:20:08Z says:

    indeed
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    markiemark 2009-01-15T07:16:23Z says:

    I smoke every day and I feel totally fine.
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    JerkStore 2009-01-15T07:18:41Z says:

    I read that herb smoke is healthy in the fact that it helps regenerate cell growth in the lungs....
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    Sociopath 2009-01-15T09:23:58Z says:

    Doesn't help your spermcount, not that you'll need that.
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    HankChinaski 2009-01-15T11:42:51Z says:

    I think that's a myth.
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    yak 2009-01-15T11:50:25Z says:

    lol regenerate cell growth... yeah.. smoke does that... smoke is actually GOOD for your lungs you idiots!
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    El_Wanko 2009-01-15T16:01:37Z says:

    Markie, pole smoking gives you herpes, not lung cancer.
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  GunnerySgtHartman 2009-01-15T05:15:25Z says:

  There must not have been enough room for all the servicemen who are out protecting the rest of the free world!

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    1rish1 2009-01-15T05:17:51Z says:

    They aren't "in the United States", are they?
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    zxcv 2009-01-15T05:25:13Z says:

    I'm pretty sure that's under Homicide.
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    GunnerySgtHartman 2009-01-15T05:27:39Z says:

    You are a worthless piece of shit, Get out of my face!
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    1rish1 2009-01-15T05:38:40Z says:

    hdhdsajh is a worthless piece of shit, no doubt.
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    MetalFace 2009-01-15T06:07:35Z says:

    I think that soldiers are already considered dead according to statistics like this
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    MetalFace 2009-01-15T06:07:47Z says:

    MARINES ARE FOR DYING!!!!
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    nihilus666 2009-01-15T08:44:47Z says:

    No, thats the national guard
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    HankChinaski 2009-01-15T11:43:38Z says:

    No, that's noobs.
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    zxcv 2009-01-16T08:00:00Z says:

    I swear you guys are gay for each other. Don't ask don't tell.
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  yak 2009-01-15T05:27:08Z says:

  bleeding to death from jar breaking inside anus, one

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    JamesTKirk 2009-01-15T05:32:25Z says:

    That fucker probably lived.
    
    It is 2 people that die from surgical instruments left inside bodies that is truly Mucho-worthy.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-01-15T05:51:53Z says:

    I nearly died laughing. I'm really glad I didn't though 'cause if someone just glanced at that statistic they could have got the wrong idea.
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    thebeeches 2009-01-15T06:15:13Z says:

    That would have been HOMOCIDE.
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    El_Wanko 2009-01-15T16:02:35Z says:

    Hahah, good one, homocide.
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    El_Wanko 2009-01-15T16:02:52Z says:

    Glad to see you brought out the fucking gold material today.
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  skulk 2009-01-15T05:27:42Z says:

  i wanna die of aids

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    JamesTKirk 2009-01-15T05:35:27Z says:

    You invented aids.
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    1rish1 2009-01-15T05:39:09Z says:

    He just wants to spread it.
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    nihilus666 2009-01-15T06:04:30Z says:

    its not hard, just takes a really really long time.
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    thebeeches 2009-01-15T06:16:11Z says:

    It's just a matter of time skulk
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    dik 2009-01-16T01:34:15Z says:

    he might not have invented it but he perfected it
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  zxcv 2009-01-15T05:28:43Z says:

  I choose
  E: Death titty suffocation.

  Though with my luck they would probably be smerfs or drumraves titties.

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    zxcv 2009-01-15T05:29:50Z says:

    *Death by
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    Wario7793 2009-01-15T05:35:13Z says:

    You can suffocate in my tits if it makes you feel better...
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    toolman961 2009-01-15T06:24:33Z says:

    I was thinking of suffocation also, but by way of pussy.
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  Wario7793 2009-01-15T05:35:50Z says:

  Yeah, this site would give Faces of Death a run for its money.
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  possum 2009-01-15T05:37:59Z says:

  +1 Team Mako

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    Mako 2009-01-15T07:24:59Z says:

    See? Sharks aren't out to kill anyone. Influenza, on the other hand, wants to turn us into liquid shit.
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  Kojach 2009-01-15T05:52:55Z says:

  hahaha 43 morons throw footballs at bees nests
  
  diving into shallow water takes the cake though
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  BlackTEE 2009-01-15T06:18:09Z says:

  we need that video of the guy diving into the shallow water
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  LucesDarkness 2009-01-15T06:41:40Z says:

  What's that thing in the middle? A gumball machine?

  How many kids will die choking on gumballs?

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    LucesDarkness 2009-01-15T06:42:17Z says:

    Or my balls.
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    Wario7793 2009-01-15T08:24:10Z says:

    haha it's supposed to be a gun, aimed at the viewer.
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    LucesDarkness 2009-01-16T10:13:38Z says:

    Ah! I see it. It's a revolver. That's... really stretching for shock value.
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  HypoLuxaHermesPan 2009-01-15T06:54:59Z says:

  I must say it's a clever design... Looks like a skull.
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  BigDumbHippy 2009-01-15T06:57:57Z says:

  fireworks accident. I just got my pyrotechnic license renewed
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  BigDumbHippy 2009-01-15T06:58:39Z says:

  I just got my pyrotechnic permit renewed, I guess I should be careful
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  Rolandofgilead 2009-01-15T07:21:40Z says:

  They left out the "first" posters..
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  Plantshit 2009-01-15T09:01:53Z says:

  cancer is the best, i should get cancer, can you implant cancer ?
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  Romeo2000 2009-01-15T09:49:33Z says:

  there should be more shark attacks.
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  fries-please 2009-01-15T12:36:22Z says:

  this is like over 12 months old , its 2009 now

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    LucesDarkness 2009-01-16T10:15:09Z says:

    Thank you, Doc Brown.
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  MrFugsmucker 2009-01-15T18:46:11Z says:

  Where's drowning? Don't tell me drowning people has gone out of fashion.
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  Star250 2009-01-15T22:58:29Z says:

  jeez sharks are getting lazy, but good old Heart Disease never fails to pull off the win.

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    Mako 2009-01-16T05:19:19Z says:

    Humans are too crunchy. Trust me.
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  shipman 2009-01-16T01:05:17Z says:

  i didnt see ' morphine injection ' on that graph! that must run into the hundreds!?

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    fries-please 2009-01-16T01:17:45Z says:

    Approx 250
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    fries-please 2009-01-16T01:27:52Z says:

    Hows Fred West ?