I do believe a unconscious vote was taken and due to the overwhelming amount of NO votes, I've decided posting a photo of my bare breast would only aggravate the masses.
Thankfully I'm not in a position where the thoughts/feelings/existence of people who could be angered by the lack of pictures of your tits is something that might bother me.
Exactly, Freshie, this has nothing to do with my lack of popularity. Lucidity's just playing you guys at me because I called her out for being a cocktease. I'm sure she tries to get guys into fights in bars too.
But I know a lot of guys like getting cockteased, so I'll leave you all to it.
Tricky Dick is right. It's in the Mucho-Commandments.
Thou shalt bare thy breasts for all to see. Sad this is Yak or Deja never specified if "thy" is male or female, so we have people like Drumrave posting tit pics as well. Sad times.
That's the legal age where I'm from, Sparky! And how the fuck do I know where she's from and how old she is? I'm not the one sniffing after this cooze, after all.
Better get after her, I think she's ready to crack!
Whoops. No bitchslap for Malone. It looks like cockteasing doesn't work well enough to get someone who can work their brain to fight your battles for you.
No, that's the way it's supposed to be. It's symbolic, because no one want's to hear what she has to say and the only thing she's good for is her body.
alright... challenge for any wanting to take it on... i think mucho doesn't have any cousin it porn. i'm sure there must be a video out there somewhere. go find it!
Comments to Mucho Kombat Matchups
>.<
Someone's got to much time on their hands.
Yeah so do something with your free time and blow me.
Sure thing.
$5 please.
Holy shit! I'm all over that action!
Sorry Trout but it's a special offer to douche bags only.
*Seriously contemplates whether or not $5 is worth it*
So, that means I get it for free?
:)
Of course it's not worth it.
Only the best things in life are freeeeeeee
You're a clever little whore aren't you? I'll pass. I don't like the ones who can figure out how to escape.
I'll take two please.
^.^
Tits. Now!
I do believe a unconscious vote was taken and due to the overwhelming amount of NO votes, I've decided posting a photo of my bare breast would only aggravate the masses.
I didn't say you had to post it here.
GimmieAFreshie@showmeyourfuckingtitsnow.com
Awwwww....
Lack of boobs makes me a sad, sad Muchoer...
So go look at Typicals.
She doesn't have any.
Been there, fapped to that...
That's the thing. We've seen Typicals. Now we want to see yours.
How much more clearer do we need to be?
Write it on your cocks and make a great big photoshopped photo of them all.
And if that's to much to ask then to bad.
So I post my dick and then you post your tits? *GETS TO SNAPPIN*
Yeeeeeeeeah..... Probably not.....
Don't forget the Mucho sign....
Best impression of a man on muchosucko that I've ever seeen.
I don't know what you guys are getting so worked up about. She's a man.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Dear Muchoiniess,
I am now a man and do not have tits in which I could take photos of and post.
This goes into effect as of 10:00pm November 24th, 2008.
Thank you.
What about the photos you promised me?
Uh oH! The posse is going to know that lucidity's lack of making with the tits is all my fault! Whatever shall I do?
I might become... *GASP* ...unpopular.
Nixon, darling...
Give me a way to send them to you...
Ever think of that?
Thankfully I'm not in a position where the thoughts/feelings/existence of people who could be angered by the lack of pictures of your tits is something that might bother me.
Send pics to my myspace.
Shut the fuck up Ballsack. This is about the girl and getting her to post her tits. Not your popularity or lack of.
lucidity, you have to post them here. It's in the rules or something.
Malone...Shush.
Your digging yourself into a hole.
Be quiet before someone bitch slaps you.
It only takes one pair of tits that someone who may be a guy or girl may or may not have to make everyone here lose their minds.
Exactly, Freshie, this has nothing to do with my lack of popularity. Lucidity's just playing you guys at me because I called her out for being a cocktease. I'm sure she tries to get guys into fights in bars too.
But I know a lot of guys like getting cockteased, so I'll leave you all to it.
Good luck with her!
Ok, I'll post photos but don't count on Deja to do the final posting.
Tricky Dick is right. It's in the Mucho-Commandments.
Thou shalt bare thy breasts for all to see. Sad this is Yak or Deja never specified if "thy" is male or female, so we have people like Drumrave posting tit pics as well. Sad times.
I don't think I'm that hot...um yeah...
Also I'm not old enough to go into bars so I really wouldn't know.
Yeah supposedly she's 18. I bet she get's guys in bar fights ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time Ballsack.....dumb motherfucker.
*rolls her eyes*
That's the legal age where I'm from, Sparky! And how the fuck do I know where she's from and how old she is? I'm not the one sniffing after this cooze, after all.
Better get after her, I think she's ready to crack!
Don't encourage that addle-brained whore, dumbass. You need to see some tits? I heard there were a few pics floating around the intrawebs.
Yay for Hank.
*rings boxing bell*
I was talking to Freshie, stupid.
Duh...
MAN PANTS
This is too classic for words. Its like a Mike Tyson cage match with Parkinson's patients.
Michael J. Fox as Special Guest Referee?
So, back to the original topic. I am a douche bag and I have 5 bucks. I'm down for a ginger blowjob.
Whoops. No bitchslap for Malone. It looks like cockteasing doesn't work well enough to get someone who can work their brain to fight your battles for you.
^.^
It's been like 2 hours. I'm still waiting for the breastesis sweetheart.
You wait your turn, I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.
Holy shit I just found out I know someone on Mucho by proxy. (*_*)
Wow, I really didn't need to read any of that. I could have been.....playing Deus Ex, I'm gonna go do that.
you want a freaking cookie or something
I like cookies.
Me too.
GIMMIE
Yeah, that ShannyBanany chick is "sisters" with a girl who's the actual sister of a kid I grew up next door to.
Don't worry I still wanna see yer bewbs.
Um wow alright then.
My place or yours?
Still totally on the phone...
Who's got MSN?
I wanna talk...ish...
MSN? Who the fack uses MSN? YIM > MSN.
I do. My address is: Gofuckyourselfyoustupidskank@MSN.com
Hit me up, just to chat.
Ouch.
Ugh Mucho needs a delete button...
hey I tried to and all I got was this lousy message about "this username does not exist"
I really wanted to chat with you 1rish, you're a neat person
I know. It isn't thast hard to get in touch with me. Just go through Hank.
I am the gatekeeper.
None shall pass.
*SIGH* Okay, fine..."I have no quarrel with you, brave sir knight."
hello hank, I Vince Clortho Keymaster Of Gozer. I've been looking for you
Oh, come right in then. Have a seat on the couch. Irish will be right out as soon as he's done freshening up a bit.
Iirsh can never be fresh. In any way.
"I am now a man and do not have tits in which I could take photos of and post." TRANSLATION
Keep giving me attention, I have boobs, I'm a whore and I may post a pic to get more attention.
Where did Smerf say that?
hahaha
At least he got the "may post" right.
*salute*
shut up teenage slut
you skank..do your parents know you're hanging around here? i bet they don't
Ha, do your children?
Come on dik, get used to me...I'm not going anywhere...
I promise I get less slutty and annoying as time goes by, in fact I bet within a month you'll forget I even exist...not that I do now anyways...
"I'm not going anywhere"
famous last words
If you'd just shut up now, we could forget you sooner ;)
Ya, rish, I seem to remember that tenacious monster, vicsin using those exact words quite a few times
Who was that other annoying bitch that said she wasn't going anywhere?
Where did she go anyways?
who the fuck you talking to dik? it's like they don't even exist or something
I think I said it once.
Gimme some Brain.
Nothing you say matters, Whopper.
On your knees wankChink its paddling time, you segaMegaWHOPPER.
Go blow your whopper you stupid Scottish skirt wearing bitch.
MMMbop tick a ta gimme some friendCore mind brain NEVERhadPUSSYnearHIShands, hows that throwing arm holding up anyway sad sacks?
If I could understand that sentence I would shoot myself in the head.
I love this place.
Hahahaha @ Pussyhands.
"I'm not going anywhere." - Oakland Raiders batshit owner Al Davis. They play that shit on promo loops all day on KNBR 680. Fucking hilarious.
For some reason, I picture BlackTEE as having a french accent.
Haha! Hank's a little girl!
I used that avatar for like 3 weeks, but Noobson's Ghost couldn't switch it with my regular one. Oh well.
You complain when I leave you out, you complain when I put you in. I can't win.
I'd love to be included in one of these sometime...
Just use my proper avatar. I mentioned this last time, as well. Is it too much to ask?
Kinda.
troutpotato, you won't be included because although your name is familiar you still make no waves.
Plus it's probably difficult to find pics of a troutpotato.
I can't help that I'm not as big of an asshole as the rest of you.
There are several members in there who make no waves.
The only time I make waves if when I slap my mom's thigh.
1rish1 makes waves at the roman baths. Drum does too, only for a different reason.
Drum farts in the pool and then cries and runs off if anyone threatens to tell his mom.
Boom is jealous because while I am known as the guy with charm and wit, he is known as the faggy English guy only one step above fries.
Whammy
Self-whammying isn't cool.
If by "charm and wit" you mean 'gay' then yeah, that is exactly what you're known as.
smerf does not look like that.... it is not gay enough
Smerf's gayness cannot be captured in an image.
Smerf looks pretty badass in this one.
You are gay too.
:(
Nixon No matchups for you?
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/49990
ahhhhh..... i see....
I'm going to pwn cheeky
haha I'm up against that goofy 70's shark that talks like Curly from the 3 Stooges!
Jabberjaw
BRING IT ON, BITCH! NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK!
lol
I m clearly the most awesomest
He should've used Sho-Nuff.
Hah or obama.
You're gonna lose, you're out of your element.
-Morph- is goin' down.
Like his sister.
Nixon, you fuck. TJ Hooker? Could you get any gayer with that?
TJ Hooker was his own name... and he only took orders from men.
I thought it was time to explore the 'other side of the captain'. At least it's not a pink uniform.
TJ Hooker was good.
Heather Locklear made for one hot lady cop.
Ok, I agree with Mako, but the TJ Hooker is an offense to the Federation.
Aww. I know my avatar is new, but I can't believe I didn't make the list :(
who are you?
?
Someone who has been a member of Mucho for over a year and not submitted anything.
Didn't make the cut, what a fucking shocker!
Looks like OhSnap already lost...
No, that's the way it's supposed to be. It's symbolic, because no one want's to hear what she has to say and the only thing she's good for is her body.
Works for me...
haha..your all dead, ive killed you all
no only you have died, we are all still living
where am i you asshole?
Fucking a goat somewhere, most likely.
Getting sodomized by your dad.
your in canada like a little bitch posing as a middle eastern asswipe
Bang!
Zap!
and
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
Flawless Victory
Headshotality.
Fatality
Reply fail...no excuse.
Why am I not on this?
We don't do faggy building jumping and running up walls in mucho kombat
Ryoga = Guy who parkours and fights in a fight club on his spare time.
Drumrave = Fat bastard who talked shit and instead got his personal info posted on Mucho and bitched up on the spot.
I'd say Ryoga could've been in Mucho Kombat.
Haha, but no Ryogay cannot be in Mucho Kombat.
We filled our black man quota to keep the PC brigade happy, he's not required.
The gay quota was filled as well with Archman.
Apathy filled the fucking a fat bitch quota.
i want to see a drumrave parkore video
That's a funny idea BDH, I think I may work on making that
I filled it really good.
Thats just nasty.
*Pukes
*Scoops up the puke and mails it to Dik.
+1 Team Puke
Suck on it Archman.
Am I Michael Fl;atly or what?
More like Michael Flatulance.
definitely very gay
You guys only consider me gay because I awaken latent desires in you.
That and I have a sweet ass.
Very apt, in my opinion.
^gay
Whatever, Flatly!
Who is the tent?
i think he's referring to my recent camping experience...pretty funny to me
I pitch a tent just about everyday.
ok so dik is the hairty bastard. and jaimee is the tent
well, I was IN the tent hiding from the drunk, redneck asshole at the campfire
That's funny, dik; the rival should be a pic of that huge dummy instead of a tent
I pitched a tent this morning. A big one. Could sleep at least 6 people.
Bravo.
well it's 1,2,3,4 what are we fighting for, as for me i don't give a damn my next stop is
vietnam
lol nice..
*Golf clap* Very nice work, Nix.
Now I would like to quote Dolph Lundgren from the greatest, and most real-life movie ever made; Rocky IV:
"You will loose".
I must break you...
lol
Orangeboom, that's classic
I was laughed.
*dissapointed sigh* Im not in the match ups. :(
Very nice choice of characters there Nixon, made me chuckle a with most em 'em. P.S.
Hank is about to meet his doom!*
*That is Hank, right?
I will crush you.
alright... challenge for any wanting to take it on... i think mucho doesn't have any cousin it porn. i'm sure there must be a video out there somewhere. go find it!
Sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean.
dik could submit a home movie. Would that count?
Sorry, Dej, all I've got is a clip of Thing diddling Wednesday =(
*begins flipping thru dad's old LP collection again*
I'll be in the next one: Mucho Kombat II Anal-hilation
i cant beleive i missed the cut AGAIN
I can't believe you thought you would be included
i know why i was excluded....
i'd kill all your asses!!
thats why you'll find me on "mortal kombat: tour the universe." idiots...