I went with Possum here because the picture showed reference to-
His love of music.
His disgust with attention whores.
and his infamous self pic from way back.
There is no internet picture in existence that I could take and list as "Dik" you are far too unique. I had to use an actual photo and even then I couldn't caption it.
social thing smerf..turns out by pure coincidence one of my favourite bands..from right here in kingston just happen to be playing in la the week i visit
so check this out..i'm sitting here at my desk watching tv, right by my back door..the door is open , there's a screen door..stan is chillin keepin watch..then he freaks..i get up look outside and there's 2 fucking guys in my yard..either casing the place for a robbery or taking some kind of a shortcut...motherfuckers
wtf? ammo? I walk in walmart and buy ammo, no card, no questions asked. I hand them money, they give me bullets. no names, background checks, none of that shit, its just ammo, not a fucking gun
Drum, I'll have you know I had to spend a bit of time on the phone with the call center people at TimeWarner this evening. I replaced my cable modem and forgot you had to re-register it so they can 'provision' it. Of course, that screwed with other parts of my network.
I noticed the weather is finally warming here, as well. It was 88 yesterday (record high) with another 90 degree (or 32 degree day depending on where you're at) tomorrow. And FUCK YOU, WHUNU!
I see no reason why you would come here at update time to comment when doing so in week old shit unless you are only doing it so that someone will notice and run to give you attention all while looking like you don't care or don't want attention
am I anywhere close?
Comments to Mucho legends
congratulations absolutely no sense made in any way
Oh, I made a special one for you.
Deja check it out.
let me guess it's some guy with long hair and you added a stupid caption
or did you even bother to think it through that much?
These really are pretty fucking dumb.
it'd be a lot funnier if there was anything relevant to anything in any way..like what the fuck does penis-elvis have to do with possum?
ya i read your description sloan..bit of a stretch
Did you read the description?
go to the back of the site
Nevermind.
haha
There is no internet picture in existence that I could take and list as "Dik" you are far too unique. I had to use an actual photo and even then I couldn't caption it.
i presume then you photoshopped a penis into the pic?
anyway godspeed...i hope it's funny..or i'll kill your dad
No penises gods word.
His dad is a fag.
My parents are dead..
Good. Your dad was a fag and your mother was a stupid whore.
i'm sorry about your parents
Well they did die of AIDS...
just kidding
My mom said you were the best she ever had.
Go to the back of the site...lolololol. You should've saved that one for Morph.
Dik, you cockgobbler! Where's my invitation to your wedding?
we'll be at the troubador in la on june 9th
you live in california right smerf?
Yep.
Fuck, I think I just may show up!
You guys getting married then, or is this just a social thing?
pussyhands is so diyng to be loved. chillout dude, youre embarassing
social thing smerf..turns out by pure coincidence one of my favourite bands..from right here in kingston just happen to be playing in la the week i visit
you really gettin married tho dik?
...
to a woman?!?!
to jaimee?
as soon as i get a prenup..that hussy will never get my tv
we already have marriage licenses..she's a very lucky girl
all joking aside seriously she's a very lucky girl
I'm sure her parents are proud.
i don't blame them
I don't either.
so check this out..i'm sitting here at my desk watching tv, right by my back door..the door is open , there's a screen door..stan is chillin keepin watch..then he freaks..i get up look outside and there's 2 fucking guys in my yard..either casing the place for a robbery or taking some kind of a shortcut...motherfuckers
shoot first, ask questions never
i'd give anything for just a few minutes alone with them...(not for sex you fucking freaks)
Tell them to get off your lawn.
...and dik's body was never found
Yell it and fire a rifle into the air.
Sic Stan on them. They might laugh too hard and die.
spray them with fox urine
i opened up the door and said "you motherfuckers.".then got muddy socks
it would have been fun to have a firearm right then
Canada, fuck yeah!
We'll call you names!
Drive-by sweatering
is sweatering kind of like pantsing?...only gayer?
i actually just opened the door hoping stan would slow them down..apparently screaming drooling balls of rabid fluff are scary
fucking pisses me off man for real.get off my lawn
are they still there?
I have motion sensor flood lights my dogs (a bit larger and scarier than Stan) and a compound bow that I am pretty good with.
I also know how to make land mines out of rat snaps and shotgun shells.
^for the zombie apocolypse
the zombie apocolypse is crucial to be prepared for
of course they're not still there possum..did you think i was just waiting til they decided to leave?
yeth
The land mine thing is pretty fucking cool, if I do say so myself.
so it's warm enough for "screen doors" and "lawns" up there already?
it's still cold and nasty in the dakotas :(
irish - can a felon buy ammo?
just curious
Good evening retard-possum. No.
i'm in florida and it s chilly cause I'm outside with a jacket on
expound on the home made land mines rish
thanks capn
*darn*
tis warm in hicktown, 70 right now and the highs have been reaching the low 90s
I'm smoking a swisher sweet blunt chillin waiting for midnight
hahaha, i just pissed my pants, drum. hahaha, are you going to follow that with a couple Newports?
No, possum, "a felon" can not.
wtf? ammo? I walk in walmart and buy ammo, no card, no questions asked. I hand them money, they give me bullets. no names, background checks, none of that shit, its just ammo, not a fucking gun
I would never expound on how to make a land mine on the internet but if you think about it, it isn't very difficult.
Hint: You have to flip it over.
is it a cow?
haha no james, I don't smoke cigs
I like the cheap shit though cause it's cheap
Drum, I'll have you know I had to spend a bit of time on the phone with the call center people at TimeWarner this evening. I replaced my cable modem and forgot you had to re-register it so they can 'provision' it. Of course, that screwed with other parts of my network.
the land mine thing is a fantastic idea irish..something not too big to blow them apart but big enough i can drag them into my garage ..alive
good day kirk
that sucks but i used to work for comcast but i peaced and work at an electronics and appliance store now
good evening dik. I have 11:49 on the clock....we have 11 minutes, eh?
Drum, you fuck. Why did you quit that wonderful call-center job? I enjoyed the fun I got out of knowing you wored there.
it was low pay and sucked, sorry to ruin your fun
it was low pay and sucked, sorry to ruin your fun
oops didn't mean to double post
See? You ruined my fun twice!
ya kirk..time flies my friend
Ya, amazing. It seems just like yesterday we were counting down the #40.
what do you do at bestbuy, drums?
nope I work a commishened job at another place, but I sell tvs and electronics
james and dik...my condolences, in two minutes
happy birthday kirk..
now let's change the subject
Happy Birthday, dik.
I think Irish is gay, thoughts dik?
geezers!
very gay..thank you james..you are truly one of the best..i hope you have another great year man
You too my friend. All the best to you and the hussy.
thank you man
Legend in what?????How small your DICK is and how stupid you ...I mean she is for wanting your 4 inch dick?
fuck you whunu
I noticed the weather is finally warming here, as well. It was 88 yesterday (record high) with another 90 degree (or 32 degree day depending on where you're at) tomorrow. And FUCK YOU, WHUNU!
of course, this means war
BWAA HAHAHA!!
yo
fucking canuckian bastard!
...
i'll get ya
swear to god
:)
I'm not really go through with the Mucho legends thing, I just wanted to give you a hard time 'cause well, somebody's gotta fucking do it.
sloan said "Hard Time"
hahahahaha
Your welcome..
That'il be 50 bucks plus tip.
can i pay you next Thursday?
cant beleive you remembered that icky 1996 pic sloan,,,
Sure, sure its all good.
Your interpost has made this awkward.
Possum would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Wow...a Popeye reference? Seriously?
MrDowns? My son!
How goes it in TN?
Not so bad, Cruel. A bit rainy
see you in 3 more weeks
The right one hangs alittle lower... You might wanna check that out.
...That's actually normal.
Stops them banging together when you run
*take it in the ass
Only you would have thought about that, Metal.
if i were out somewhere id take a picture withthe guy too.. i mean thats a bucket full of LOL's right there.
Everyone knows the only bucket you're interested in is full of chicken.
haha, a nigger joke.
...says the retrded asshalf...
(retarded)
lawl, irish made a funny and it wasnt about dick, thats different for him.
the one in the black is all scared looking cuz she is engaged to him.
Why don't you just post the videos and shut the fuck up.Your comments are fucking useless.
(Serious Question)
...When the ban hammer strikith you down, I shall pray for your avatar.
No, wait... That was wrong of me. I shall point and laugh at your avatar. There we go.
^HILARIOUS! I heard all this talk of banning and wanted to see how easy it is. and Yak is a tool.
lol... its almost like caine has no fucking clue huh?
damn..i guess this guy doesn't like it here
do you think you are banned y/n?
hint: you can't answer.
Yay YAK!
hahaha
haha
?
man i want the ban button for like 12 hours..i would ban every single one of you fucks
Can you guys call me Caine from now on?
haha hints kick ass.
You sir are a fool. Or very misinformed.
*points and laughs*
Dik you wouldnt ban anyone, your a real softy putting up a miserable old man front.
^ban the fucker!!
You hurt my feelings fries, i thought we were friends.
i'm not miserable
The ban button for 12 hours? I could wreak havoc in 12 minutes.
Eh, if I had the ban button...I'd just off myself.
Bwahhvo!
including your self you fucking lonley single idiot?(refering to DIK...head
^has finally reached Event Horizon
whunu I like you, you don't deserve all the hassle you get.
I see no reason why you would come here at update time to comment when doing so in week old shit unless you are only doing it so that someone will notice and run to give you attention all while looking like you don't care or don't want attention
am I anywhere close?
Just kidding Fuck You
@camy - i pretended to be his buddy once, too...hilarity did then ensue
:)
possum a mucholegend? the guy is a fucking noob
At least no one is going to challenge your 'MuchoFaggot' title.
Just like nobody will challenge your " The fat guy from the UK" title
That could apply to Cheeky too. Although i dispute that i'm fat at all
You and cheeky hash it out, til then your both fat.
...the one in black is my sister-in-law...
oh i see what you did there
i think they're all the same person
That girl's thumb is bigger than his wang.
Its cute that you took time to make this for you man crush .....
^ doesn't get it
^
^ Pointless post, verging on epic failure.