Typical. That was the most shameless attempt at tryiny to 'sound Mucho' I have ever seen. Now, get back to your mutual masturbation sessions with Fugs.
Of course. Which is why I am always cracking dead baby jokes, or laughing at horrific crime scene pictues, or making disturbed submissions. Nice try dikless. I'm just me here. I'm a mouthy cunt in person too.
Typical. Get back to sitting on my dick. Perhaps we can 'straighten you out' after all.
One more thing Typical. I know you're a female (I use the term loosely)...but not all hammers have claw ends sweetheart, okay?
The busting through my ribs with the claw-end thing was a shameless attempt at sounding Mucho, and you know it. Your gender had nothing to do with it.
Oh, is that what we are doing? Try not to be as idiotic as everyone else here. Getting along with someone does not equal sucking their cock. That is just stupid.
Cruel, it was a joke. I actually make way worse jokes in real life, and avoid doing so on here because of fucktarded posts after said jokes saying "stop trying to sound mucho..."
Don't call OJ a grown-up please.
Actually, I like Typical. And, you're aight sometimes Rish. Fuck you though OJ, you dirty bleeding bitch. My intelligence frightens you...and all the Wiki quoting in the world has proved fruitless in your daily endeavours to make me look as stupid as you.
Bald bastard.
I suck up to no-one here. Just tellin it like it is. I see no wit or hilarity in OJ. Just an insecure bitch who wants everyone to think he's happy and successful...when he's the direct opposite.
At least you make me laugh once every 100 or so comments, LuckyCharms.
Since you're begging me...
You're actually one of the few people here I honestly don't enjoy insulting. You're an open book. I'll give it you in basic terms (please note I won't require the assistance of Wiki or any other online/offline media).
You try wayyy to hard to 'win' any and every argument...going to the length of quoting from Wiki at any and every opportunity.
This leads me to logically conclude you have an overly-onerous desire to prove to people you're right.
This desire no doubt stems from having an overbearing father who has never accepted you in your life (you'll tell me I'm wrong, of course, and that you and your father get on great and drink Oranjeboom together often).
You seem like a middle child to me. Probably have siblings who are more agreeable, charismatic (not hard), and successful in life (and love) than you. Hence, they are shown more 'love' than you.
Embittered and emboldened by that lack of acceptance...you seek it here...and try ever-so-hard to impose your ideas on others. Some say you're being opinionated (even I say it)...but the truth is - you're insecure, and desperate for acceptance. (Incidentally, I don't want acceptance...I want people to acknowledge how fucking funny, witty, articulate, and masterful with wordplay I am (not quite the same thing)).
Since you find it acceptable to pounce on info I have offered here freely (and without fear)...I will return the favour to you...
Your dyslexia preordained that you spent many years going under the radar at school. You acted out in classes and got into inevitable confrontations...as your condition continued to be overlooked.
You left school with average grades. After coming to grips with your disability you vowed to prove to yourself (and others) you could succeed and stick out amongst the crowd...for the right reasons this time...
You worked as hard as your little mind would permit throughout your college years - probably took 'A' levels in politics, economics, business studies...and 'general studies'.
After gaining average to fair grades...you attend an equally average to fair university...and graduate with a fairly average 2:1 - not a strong one.
Your disability drives you...your insecurities prohibit you - from being anything other than distinctly unmemorable and mediocre.
I feel pretty sorry for you. You come from quite a large family...and you've always been overlooked. Always the gay bridesmaid...never the bride. Never able to capture the attention of any woman worth a spit. Never have you experienced love.
Now tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm unemployed, have a whore for a girlfriend, spent time in jail, have an ex-wife in America...and that I'm TEN years older than you again (retard btw). Most of those things would be true. And most of those things I freely revealed here. Why? I don't give a fuck. I'm a 32 year-old man. Shit happens. Life meanders in often-unforeseeable directions. But, I wouldn't change who I am, or the experiences I've had in life, for anything.
I chose to let a career as a barrister go (back in 2001)...because I met a woman I loved. We married in 2003. It didn't work out (for many reasons)...but that's life. Try having some life there OJ...it's not a spectator sport.
And...I'm not trying to win an argument...but merely responding to a request OJ made to appraise him. I'm sure I'm totally wrong...since he's manifestly such a handsome, intelligent, charismatic, successful, desirable young man.
It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb...than halfway up one you don't. We all have to go for our dreams - this life is no dress rehearsal.
hahahaha
You sure are at the bottom of the ladder, you fucking homo hobo.
You're really clutching at straws now, huh? It was a long time ago...but I seem to recall pointing out that the game you refer to was pretty lame.
Damn. I REALLY got to you, huh?
"I wish I was smart enough to think of a good one, but I'm not. Maybe one person could post a letter of the alphabet, and the next person adds another letter until a word is formed. Only problem would be multiple people posting simultaneously or shortly after one another. Perhaps teams of 10 or more could be agreed upon and nobody posts a letter until it's their designated turn."
Yes...thanks for reminding me OJ. I actually used a link of yours for once. I was being facetious. Did that go over your head?
Any other very old posts from years ago, from a site I was banned from that you'd care to bring up?
I'm enjoying this.
Lmfao!!
Keep going OJ. You're doing really, really well.
I was being FACETIOUS with those comments. I used to deliberately argue with people there, and wind them up...which is why I got banned pretty quick.
But that personal statement is for real...
You've already declared yourself a victim, poor boy...by trying to dredge up quotes from a site I was banned from years ago...
Hahaha! Post away, lil dyslexic slaphead...I'd love to read some of my insane old shit from years ago. I used to have a lot of fun on that site...until they banned me.
Obviously that retard must have been AMAZING (in the flesh)...because...you fucked it. And, you were so proud of it...you posted the pic of you molesting it...after plying her/its drinks with a combo of Rohypnol and Ecstasy...since even a retard wouldn't sleep with an ugly cunt like you!
:-)
I guess you don't understand what was meant by 'recently', and took it to mean 'tonight'. I'm not the only person to have pointed out your lil gay habit...recently.
To quote CruelHM's post on another board
"i don't understand it. i like it, but i don't understand it. like gay sex, i LIKE it, but...i just don't get it. it's gay, you know? but i like how it feels."
Shit, boy. You are fucking cracking me up tonight! Haha! My little analysis of you REALLY struck a nerve, huh? Love it!
Face it...you're an ugly cunt...and a waste of jizz.
Shall I go find some quotes from Sci-fi to help you out? I will. I'm kind like that.
You lying bastard sloan. I pretty much ALWAYS use correct punctuation and capitalisation!
I'm having so much fun tonight.
Yes, OJ my lil dyslexic princess...shall we play Scrabble? I'll spell out 'suck my cock' and you'll do it...as usual.
Yes...I thought so. My analysis of you really worked. Wooo-hooo. Lil Leona is bleedin his lil bitch ass all over this site tonight. Fucking dyslexic little cunt.
You know what? I haven't truly insulted you at all here...but I'm sick of your fucking opinionated, ugly face trying to be smart and throwing shit at me that I freely shared with people here.
You go around insulting some of the coolest, smartest people on this site. And why? You're an insecure, repugnant little afterbirth...who will spend his life holding the babies of others...since nobody would want to produce children who are destined to have dyslexia and receding hairlines by the time they hit puberty.
:)
Edgy? That's a positive appraisal in the creative world...so thank you.
I'm drinking - is that causing the confusion? (Yes I can type effectively AND drink).
Btw...close your legs, bitch. Your dirty cunt is bleeding again.
My 'essay' surely was the source for your motivation in 'pulling out all the stops' to try to 'pwn' me tonight. You've failed...miserably.
See...law teaches logic. I have NEVER seen you more determined or motivated to try to pwn someone as you've been tonight...after what I said to you.
Therefore...logically...my analysis was brilliant. It really upset you. I'm sorry, dude. Truly.
"I never said I hated it. Hate is the exact opposite emotion to love...therefore an extremely powerful one. I just think it's *****. Clay was bored when he thought it up, I'm sure.
I think I'd rather play a game of 'whack-a-rat' if you know what I mean?! There would be a lot of material for that here (allegedly)."
(I will find some better ones OJ, I promise. If we work together...we can get some really awesome ones)
Yes, yes OJ. We get it. YOU have a life and stuff...and are a very charming, successful slaphead.
See you tomorrow...I'll find some more of my Sci-Fi posts for you.
;-)
Not only has that little emotional bitch 0_Cunt been LOLing himself a lot, (Seriously, what is with laughing at your own jokes to make them appear funnier?) he has also picked up from Irish the ridiculous and stupid habit of typing Pwn3d! after every other remark.
Yeah...OJ really didn't like my accurate analysis of him. He pulled out all the stops...fo sho. At least you got to see my beautiful face, huh? Would you like to sit on that face? Yes...yes you would. If you were lucky...I might let you.
Yes, that's me dikipoos. I'd love for you to have me as your avatar - what an honor. *Clutches his photo-glossied pic of dik, jamiee, and Stan even closer to his chest*
Yes, OJ. The 'pulling out all the stops' part refers to you going to the actual length of trawling a site I haven't frequented in years for material.
I already told you I can post some doozies here for you. Those forums were good times. :)
whatever you said i'm not reading it...no wonder your girlfriend keeps dumping you you fucking bum..she's tired of supporting your lazy ass...lawyer? hahahaha
I have never said here that I AM a lawyer (see my OJ analysis above). I GAVE UP a career in law to move to the US and marry a woman I loved. Now I am back in the UK I have chosen to not re-embark on that career path. Too expensive to finish the training, and I don't especially want to defend criminals in court...and the other branches of law are too competitive to get in to - particularly when you're 32 and have spent years in America 'out of the game'.
Anything else?
You should have a read dik, he acts like a big tough guy on here, but on there we was a right soft cunt. Playing connective word games & talking about how he loves Absolutely Fabulous (A TV show for queers btw) & how he had a shitty mother.
In all fairness, Cruel, you were far more likeable as you real self, on the Sci Fi forum. This Mucho act you put on is quite pitiful. In reality you're a loser with no prospects, yet try and portray yourself as happy & confident.
Oh, keep 'em coming OJ. You're doing great! Shit.
I freely share lots of info here. Why? I'm not a lil retard-fucking weakling like you.
That forum was for all ages...so I couldn't exactly say everything I wanted to say...and how I wanted to say it...but I was still a right cunt there too.
Did I mention I got banned for my cuntish flaming there?
Yes, that's correct OJ. I gave up my BVC (barrister training) to start a new life in US. It's too expensive to start it again now (and I am too old).
Anything else?
What amazes me is just how TERRIBLE you guys are at pwning. I've given you every damn weapon you need for the job...and STILL you all just go around cumming in one another's faces like friendly cock-firing inbreds.
Once again, just because you deny the pwnage doesn't mean it didn't happen. Just like how if you deny that you were Jamal's bitch in prison, it doesn't make it less real.
If I was wealthy this would be about the time I start getting drunk and trying to arrange a face-2-face mucho brawl that anyone could attend to kick the piss out of fellow members. And of course I would tape it and submit it.
Y'all try to pwn me,
De-thrown me,
Al Capone me,
But you can't, see?
I hand the loaded gun,
Give you every chance for merry fun,
You sticky-stacking every pun,
And I'm still not on the run.
When you gonna learn?
Why can't you all discern,
Even with a pile of WMDs,
You're no more than a mound o' mikebeez?
Cut from the same cloth,
Acting out like Tim Roth,
Jumpin back and forth through threads,
Thoroughly bustin your own heads.
Up against the wall,
Never on the ball,
Trot on to the forums of Sci-Fi,
Pick the best...you gotta at least TRY.
Workin for the man,
Doin all you can,
Never gettin a righteous kill,
Pop a pill for every ill.
It must hang heavy on your light-headed souls,
That a guy like me can fast-pay all ya tolls,
That you care to raise in my direction,
You make me feel some deep affection.
For your withered hands,
For your Custer stands,
For your sense of domination,
Limp-dicked tries at masturbation.
Congratulate yourselves,
Fill some other shelves,
With your books of years gone-by,
Full of pages where you try.
You gotta get it right,
You NEED to win this fight,
It means so much you combine your forces,
Come on dik - don't abuse those horses.
Hoarse in yer throat,
Blabbin like a goat,
Goading me with every comment,
Wonderin why your ass says 'for rent'.
Get your bag o' tools,
Come hack away - you fools,
You couldn't pwn a value meal,
From KFC...even if you steal.
:)
OJ. Here's an awesome thread I started...where I apologise for being a total cunt on the Sci-Fi forums (Dec 14, 2006).
"Some of you here may have run into me recently, and I have deservedly been given the title of an online troll! LOL. I deserved it. Let's just say some things have happened to me in life recently that have made me realise what an ****ole I can be. The way I flame online is not entirely different to the way I have treated a lot of very good people in my 'real' life...and I may have to pay an extremely heavy price...it's fair to say I really didn't like myself until very, very recently. And now, I may just hate myself forever for the things I have done. But, for the first time in a long time...I can say I like the person I am right now...just sucks that it takes someone like me a massive, terrible, life-changing event to wake them up. I hope it's not too late.
So, to all those I have offended, I am truly sorry. And I hope I haven't genuinely scared away any new posters with my actions. I have a tendency to really disregard others' feeling online, as I see people as just nicks or avatars, and don't acknowledge there is a real person behind it.
I can't say I will be completely uncontroversial in the future (should I continue to visit this forum), but I will certainly be less insulting and hurtful.
I will help you find some more later...I have to go meet my whore of a woman right now. Fuck...a bum like me doesn't deserve love.
:)
Haha! Suck it, weaklings. You can't say shit to me...bunch of cocksucking shemales!
You're pwned on a daily basis & your insults are about as effective as Jade Goody's immune system.
You were saying how much you liked Irish earlier in the thread, & now you're saying that he gets his opinion from me/dik. You're a flip flopping failure, always on the back foot & are in dire need of an upgrade for your insult generator.
Loser. You're at the very bottom of the Mucho pile.
Hey Onanistic Jerkoff. Do you ever get tired of being an untruthful piece of shit? I never said 'how much I like' 1rish1. I said he's 'aight sometimes' and makes me laugh about once every 100 comments. Hardly the same thing. Don't try to bend facts like you bend your younger brother at lights out.
Also...why don't you quit making the Jade Goody references you dimwit...virtually NOBODY here knows who the fuck she is...so it's a total waste of time...much like your visits to the barbers.
Also...keep on making fun of a young woman who is dying of cancer and I'm sure karma will be paying you a nice visit. Karma already took your head follicles, charisma, bollocks, looks, wit, and anal virginity.
Comments to mucho member game 2
Kent smokes? Coke? Absinthe? Women's swimsuit? Cruel. Easy.
Exactamundo
exactlyodo quasimodo
The pink toy gives it away.
That looks more like chartreuse or lime koolaid...absinthe becomes cloudy once louched.
Awww. You guys touched my heart with that.
It looks more like Listerine mouthwash.
I'll touch your heart with a hammer through the ribcage.....
The claw end....
Get off my thread!
Typical. That was the most shameless attempt at tryiny to 'sound Mucho' I have ever seen. Now, get back to your mutual masturbation sessions with Fugs.
That is SO what I was trying to do, because I always try to sound SO mucho. You know me so well.
I like how any off-color/violent/disgusting/quasi-sexual comment posted by a chick is her "trying to sound mucho." :)
there is nobody that tries to sound more mucho than cruel capone
Of course. Which is why I am always cracking dead baby jokes, or laughing at horrific crime scene pictues, or making disturbed submissions. Nice try dikless. I'm just me here. I'm a mouthy cunt in person too.
Typical. Get back to sitting on my dick. Perhaps we can 'straighten you out' after all.
One more thing Typical. I know you're a female (I use the term loosely)...but not all hammers have claw ends sweetheart, okay?
The busting through my ribs with the claw-end thing was a shameless attempt at sounding Mucho, and you know it. Your gender had nothing to do with it.
whatever you're babbling shut the fuck up ruben
Anyone want to buy a dead baby? I'll give you half off.
My penis has a claw end.
^ Sounding very Mucho.
^ Authentic Muchoer
sometimes i hook spikes to my penis so when i rape babies it makes them bleed them eventually kills them
^harder core mucho member
I made a shrine to Mucho out of dead babies. Then I raped a unicorn. I have well over 25,000 comments and a huge penis.
^Has mucho street cred
i raped the cuteness sloth
Does this mean you didn't like my Auschwitz rap then, Hank?
:)
I told you it was pretty good, didn't I? Not as good as my raps, but a big improvement on your usual stuff.
Glad to see you and dik are sucking eachother again. I was concerned that dik was gonna run himself off the site, with all his crying fits.
Oh, is that what we are doing? Try not to be as idiotic as everyone else here. Getting along with someone does not equal sucking their cock. That is just stupid.
^i bet that was something negative directed at me because cruel is jealous
haha i was right ..the hurricane's heart is broken...hank belongs to me
hank you wanna go private ..hit me up on my myspace
LOL! ^
Actually, doesn't Myspace have an IM feature? You can fuck eachother there.
Joking aside. I'm glad you two fags have 'made up'.
Oh shit. What a fail by me!
Cruel, it was a joke. I actually make way worse jokes in real life, and avoid doing so on here because of fucktarded posts after said jokes saying "stop trying to sound mucho..."
Guess I'll just have to shut my mouth from now on and get on your dick right?
You should be used to it.
Damn it, Typical, you fucking interposter, shut the fuck up! No one cares what you have to say.
Don't worry, Typical. You couldn't try to 'act Mucho' any more than Cruel does if you, ya know, tried...
Sorry 1rish?
true that
He's just a welfare case out to impress with his thesaurus.
You just did it again, you worthless cunt. Shut the fuck up!
Your anger with me makes me warm inside.
You don't make me angry. Your inane chatter when the grown ups are trying to talk is just a bit irritating.
Don't call OJ a grown-up please.
Actually, I like Typical. And, you're aight sometimes Rish. Fuck you though OJ, you dirty bleeding bitch. My intelligence frightens you...and all the Wiki quoting in the world has proved fruitless in your daily endeavours to make me look as stupid as you.
Bald bastard.
Don't try sucking up to me now.
Yeah, 'cause I have to try & make you look stupid.
I have to try and make Jade Goody look like a thick bald bint too.
^uh oh, trying to 'sound Mucho'!
I suck up to no-one here. Just tellin it like it is. I see no wit or hilarity in OJ. Just an insecure bitch who wants everyone to think he's happy and successful...when he's the direct opposite.
At least you make me laugh once every 100 or so comments, LuckyCharms.
I'm curious, what exactly makes you think im really insecure, unhappy & unsuccessful.
You're the one with the on/off relationship with a hooker & you're the one who can't get a job at lidl...
Go on, explain.
This should be amusing, so don't shy away, Bronson, elaborate...
Since you're begging me...
You're actually one of the few people here I honestly don't enjoy insulting. You're an open book. I'll give it you in basic terms (please note I won't require the assistance of Wiki or any other online/offline media).
zzzzzz...
So...no evidence/reasons?
Just more from your random insult generator, I see.
Irish said it best, "zzzzzz".
You try wayyy to hard to 'win' any and every argument...going to the length of quoting from Wiki at any and every opportunity.
This leads me to logically conclude you have an overly-onerous desire to prove to people you're right.
This desire no doubt stems from having an overbearing father who has never accepted you in your life (you'll tell me I'm wrong, of course, and that you and your father get on great and drink Oranjeboom together often).
You seem like a middle child to me. Probably have siblings who are more agreeable, charismatic (not hard), and successful in life (and love) than you. Hence, they are shown more 'love' than you.
Embittered and emboldened by that lack of acceptance...you seek it here...and try ever-so-hard to impose your ideas on others. Some say you're being opinionated (even I say it)...but the truth is - you're insecure, and desperate for acceptance. (Incidentally, I don't want acceptance...I want people to acknowledge how fucking funny, witty, articulate, and masterful with wordplay I am (not quite the same thing)).
Since you find it acceptable to pounce on info I have offered here freely (and without fear)...I will return the favour to you...
Your dyslexia preordained that you spent many years going under the radar at school. You acted out in classes and got into inevitable confrontations...as your condition continued to be overlooked.
You left school with average grades. After coming to grips with your disability you vowed to prove to yourself (and others) you could succeed and stick out amongst the crowd...for the right reasons this time...
You worked as hard as your little mind would permit throughout your college years - probably took 'A' levels in politics, economics, business studies...and 'general studies'.
After gaining average to fair grades...you attend an equally average to fair university...and graduate with a fairly average 2:1 - not a strong one.
Your disability drives you...your insecurities prohibit you - from being anything other than distinctly unmemorable and mediocre.
I feel pretty sorry for you. You come from quite a large family...and you've always been overlooked. Always the gay bridesmaid...never the bride. Never able to capture the attention of any woman worth a spit. Never have you experienced love.
Now tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm unemployed, have a whore for a girlfriend, spent time in jail, have an ex-wife in America...and that I'm TEN years older than you again (retard btw). Most of those things would be true. And most of those things I freely revealed here. Why? I don't give a fuck. I'm a 32 year-old man. Shit happens. Life meanders in often-unforeseeable directions. But, I wouldn't change who I am, or the experiences I've had in life, for anything.
I chose to let a career as a barrister go (back in 2001)...because I met a woman I loved. We married in 2003. It didn't work out (for many reasons)...but that's life. Try having some life there OJ...it's not a spectator sport.
Whatever the fuck that says, I like how you say he tries to hard to win every argument then you right a novel to win the argument.
*write
*too
http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showuser=2941997
^Cruel
lol @ PUSSY.
Cruel, that'll be +1 fail.
And...I'm not trying to win an argument...but merely responding to a request OJ made to appraise him. I'm sure I'm totally wrong...since he's manifestly such a handsome, intelligent, charismatic, successful, desirable young man.
hahaha
I'd go through it point by point, telling you just how wrong you really are, but you'd just insist on being right.
You're such an idiot, & that lengthy toss proved it.
Were you projecting again?
Laughing at ANYTHING that lifenoob Pissyfingers has to say really is clutching at any straw...and is a +infinity fail. Dude. Really?
'...but you'd just insist on being right.'
Were you projecting again, OJ?
hahaha
I just checked it in word; 497 words!
You're pathetic man, seriously, get a life. lol
If that's actually your pic cruel....you look exactly like this speed head I know.
haha Typical. Yes, that's me.
...and I have done speed in my time...
BTW...that speed head you know must be a good-looking sonofabitch.
Well I guess I can't say EXACTLY...because you don't look spun out in that picture.
Just don't finger yourself to my pic okay. I know I'm handsome and all.
Cruel, do you wanna play that game where we all add a letter until we make a word?
http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showtopic=2270737&st=40
You fucking loser.
Personal statement:
It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb...than halfway up one you don't. We all have to go for our dreams - this life is no dress rehearsal.
hahahaha
You sure are at the bottom of the ladder, you fucking homo hobo.
You're really clutching at straws now, huh? It was a long time ago...but I seem to recall pointing out that the game you refer to was pretty lame.
Damn. I REALLY got to you, huh?
You're being pwn3d here once again Cruel.
Gonna try denying it again too?
CruelHM says on queer SciFi forum:
"I wish I was smart enough to think of a good one, but I'm not. Maybe one person could post a letter of the alphabet, and the next person adds another letter until a word is formed. Only problem would be multiple people posting simultaneously or shortly after one another. Perhaps teams of 10 or more could be agreed upon and nobody posts a letter until it's their designated turn."
You're such a big tough guy.
Yes...thanks for reminding me OJ. I actually used a link of yours for once. I was being facetious. Did that go over your head?
Any other very old posts from years ago, from a site I was banned from that you'd care to bring up?
I'm enjoying this.
Lmfao!!
Keep going OJ. You're doing really, really well.
I was being FACETIOUS with those comments. I used to deliberately argue with people there, and wind them up...which is why I got banned pretty quick.
But that personal statement is for real...
"I'm enjoying this." lol me too!
Yeah, there sure will be more. I'm reading through some now, & im fucking pissing myself.
You chose to start shit with me on here so when I can be arsed, I'm gonna post some quotes here for the regs to laugh at too.
You fucking loser...
Way to re-write a comment & post it again, you fucking geek.
You've already declared yourself a victim, poor boy...by trying to dredge up quotes from a site I was banned from years ago...
Hahaha! Post away, lil dyslexic slaphead...I'd love to read some of my insane old shit from years ago. I used to have a lot of fun on that site...until they banned me.
Btw...congrats on adding 'lol' to virtually every post recently. It makes you look like an even greater sucker-of-cocks.
:)
He called me a 'geek'. :(
Rather handsome geek, huh. I still have all my own hair too.
You want to say how they banned you, just one more time?
Maybe that will somehow divert us from your overtly queer nature.
Mr Sci Fi Forums
That retard in the pic I posted was more handsome that you, square head.
"Btw...congrats on adding 'lol' to virtually every post recently."
...3 comments in this ENTIRE thread.
Way to fail (aaagain), Cruel.
Obviously that retard must have been AMAZING (in the flesh)...because...you fucked it. And, you were so proud of it...you posted the pic of you molesting it...after plying her/its drinks with a combo of Rohypnol and Ecstasy...since even a retard wouldn't sleep with an ugly cunt like you!
:-)
hahahaha gawd damn
I guess you don't understand what was meant by 'recently', and took it to mean 'tonight'. I'm not the only person to have pointed out your lil gay habit...recently.
Cruel, do you want to stop this arguing and play word games?
I bet you do, faggot.
To quote CruelHM's post on another board
"i don't understand it. i like it, but i don't understand it. like gay sex, i LIKE it, but...i just don't get it. it's gay, you know? but i like how it feels."
Shit, boy. You are fucking cracking me up tonight! Haha! My little analysis of you REALLY struck a nerve, huh? Love it!
Face it...you're an ugly cunt...and a waste of jizz.
Shall I go find some quotes from Sci-fi to help you out? I will. I'm kind like that.
You lying bastard sloan. I pretty much ALWAYS use correct punctuation and capitalisation!
I'm having so much fun tonight.
Yes, OJ my lil dyslexic princess...shall we play Scrabble? I'll spell out 'suck my cock' and you'll do it...as usual.
You're getting pwn3d like a cheap hooker right now.
If you wanna fall back onto the "my essay hit a nerve" line, go ahead. You're getting pwn3d nonetheless.
As for the "recently" defence. If I only said it 3 times in the whole thread, how can I possibly be doing it on "virtually every post" anywhere?
You're failing a whole lot tonight, loser.
Did I mention I was banned from Sci-Fi forums?
Dyslexic....as an insult?
hahaha
Fail, again.
What you on now? You're racking those fails up RECENTLY.
Yes...I thought so. My analysis of you really worked. Wooo-hooo. Lil Leona is bleedin his lil bitch ass all over this site tonight. Fucking dyslexic little cunt.
You know what? I haven't truly insulted you at all here...but I'm sick of your fucking opinionated, ugly face trying to be smart and throwing shit at me that I freely shared with people here.
You go around insulting some of the coolest, smartest people on this site. And why? You're an insecure, repugnant little afterbirth...who will spend his life holding the babies of others...since nobody would want to produce children who are destined to have dyslexia and receding hairlines by the time they hit puberty.
:)
You seem edgy, cruel.
Is something wrong?
Split from my wife...as an insult?
Touche 'Alphabet Man'.
Edgy? That's a positive appraisal in the creative world...so thank you.
I'm drinking - is that causing the confusion? (Yes I can type effectively AND drink).
Btw...close your legs, bitch. Your dirty cunt is bleeding again.
Cruel: *PANICPANICPANIC* *I know, Ill just start saying my essay is the cause of my current humiliating outing, that is sure to work*
..or not.
LOL!
and again...LOL!
^That is recently.
I admit, I was lying. But I got some lulz and an extra post so it all win.
Jesus Christ. What a reason for sterilisation you truly are OJ.
My 'essay' surely was the source for your motivation in 'pulling out all the stops' to try to 'pwn' me tonight. You've failed...miserably.
See...law teaches logic. I have NEVER seen you more determined or motivated to try to pwn someone as you've been tonight...after what I said to you.
Therefore...logically...my analysis was brilliant. It really upset you. I'm sorry, dude. Truly.
No, I'm not sorry. I think it's great!
(-:
For the record, the only people who I give shit to on here are & you and Hank.*
That is only because you're both like the worlds smallest support group for one another & I find it laughable.
*Irish doesn't count, we do fight, but it's just banter between us.
That reminds me...let me go find some of my old Sci-Fi posts for you...
I'm going to bed 'cause, unlike you, some of us are employable & I have to see some cunt in leeds about their financial shit.
I'll be back to laugh at you tomorrow, Mr Fail.
CruelHM says on Sci-Fi forum:
"I never said I hated it. Hate is the exact opposite emotion to love...therefore an extremely powerful one. I just think it's *****. Clay was bored when he thought it up, I'm sure.
I think I'd rather play a game of 'whack-a-rat' if you know what I mean?! There would be a lot of material for that here (allegedly)."
(I will find some better ones OJ, I promise. If we work together...we can get some really awesome ones)
Yes, yes OJ. We get it. YOU have a life and stuff...and are a very charming, successful slaphead.
See you tomorrow...I'll find some more of my Sci-Fi posts for you.
;-)
Not only has that little emotional bitch 0_Cunt been LOLing himself a lot, (Seriously, what is with laughing at your own jokes to make them appear funnier?) he has also picked up from Irish the ridiculous and stupid habit of typing Pwn3d! after every other remark.
What a fucking annoying little biiiiatch!
I got it from him.
Personally, I find the word quite dumb.
Don't lie Sluttish1.
That was a bit uncalled for.
Don't try sucking up to me now.
Hmmm, it's like a case of AIDS between two homos, who got it from who?
Not to imply you are a homo, Irish.
But, you are gay, right?
Most....Entertaining....Thread....Ever!
not really though....but you know....top 5 or something.
Ure so easily pleased, bitch. Now...sit back on my cock...with your ass.
Yeah...OJ really didn't like my accurate analysis of him. He pulled out all the stops...fo sho. At least you got to see my beautiful face, huh? Would you like to sit on that face? Yes...yes you would. If you were lucky...I might let you.
"He pulled out all the stops"
I googled 'CruelHM'. No wonder you can't get a job if that is your idea of 'pulling out all the stops', you inept little loser.
"my accurate analysis of him"
hahahaha
+1 fail for you
he doesn't have a job?? haha he said he was a lawyer
hahaha is that him???
hahahaha the sci-fi fomum?...now that's funny..maybe i'll make him my avatar
*forum
Fucking hell dik. If you're gonna jump on a bandwagon, at least get your shit straight first.
Yes, that's me dikipoos. I'd love for you to have me as your avatar - what an honor. *Clutches his photo-glossied pic of dik, jamiee, and Stan even closer to his chest*
Yes, OJ. The 'pulling out all the stops' part refers to you going to the actual length of trawling a site I haven't frequented in years for material.
I already told you I can post some doozies here for you. Those forums were good times. :)
whatever you said i'm not reading it...no wonder your girlfriend keeps dumping you you fucking bum..she's tired of supporting your lazy ass...lawyer? hahahaha
I have never said here that I AM a lawyer (see my OJ analysis above). I GAVE UP a career in law to move to the US and marry a woman I loved. Now I am back in the UK I have chosen to not re-embark on that career path. Too expensive to finish the training, and I don't especially want to defend criminals in court...and the other branches of law are too competitive to get in to - particularly when you're 32 and have spent years in America 'out of the game'.
Anything else?
shut up you spammy fucking bum ..get off the internet and go get a fucking job
Btw dik...are you STILL too dumb to realise that this socalhotboi/armyboi combo is just some random fuckhead fucking with you, you old retard.
You should have a read dik, he acts like a big tough guy on here, but on there we was a right soft cunt. Playing connective word games & talking about how he loves Absolutely Fabulous (A TV show for queers btw) & how he had a shitty mother.
In all fairness, Cruel, you were far more likeable as you real self, on the Sci Fi forum. This Mucho act you put on is quite pitiful. In reality you're a loser with no prospects, yet try and portray yourself as happy & confident.
Epic fail, cruel...epic.
Dry your eyes, Cruel. They're only words.
hahaha..i will have a look later..got to go soon
maybe he should have learned a trade in the joint..hahaha
"I GAVE UP a career in law"
"Too expensive to finish the training"
You can't give up a career you don't yet have, dumbass. You failed to make it before you even left for the US.
You haven't achieved anything, ever, loser.
Oh, keep 'em coming OJ. You're doing great! Shit.
I freely share lots of info here. Why? I'm not a lil retard-fucking weakling like you.
That forum was for all ages...so I couldn't exactly say everything I wanted to say...and how I wanted to say it...but I was still a right cunt there too.
Did I mention I got banned for my cuntish flaming there?
hahahahaha
Yes, that's correct OJ. I gave up my BVC (barrister training) to start a new life in US. It's too expensive to start it again now (and I am too old).
Anything else?
you don't have a job...you spend more time on the internet than i do..you are a lazy fucking bum...get off your lazy welfare sucking ass
Ooooh, you got banned? That makes you cool.
i gave up a career as an astronaut
I've got 14614 Mucho comments so suck on that.
I gave up a career in medicine. The training was way to expensive.
Haha Rish. Wearing a nurse's outfit and sucking men's cocks doesn't count as a career in medicine.
give it up Matlock..you've just been pwned again
Perry Mason
dik. You obviously are a total retard...since you spend soooo much time on the internet...and still get your PC fucked with viruses. Noob much?
tell it to the judge johnnie cochrane
What amazes me is just how TERRIBLE you guys are at pwning. I've given you every damn weapon you need for the job...and STILL you all just go around cumming in one another's faces like friendly cock-firing inbreds.
You say that every time you get pwned.
Once again, just because you deny the pwnage doesn't mean it didn't happen. Just like how if you deny that you were Jamal's bitch in prison, it doesn't make it less real.
maybe he can get a job denying the obvious like say..a lawyer
whamola
Once again...just because you three dumbigos claim I've been pwned...it doesn't make it so...
If I was wealthy this would be about the time I start getting drunk and trying to arrange a face-2-face mucho brawl that anyone could attend to kick the piss out of fellow members. And of course I would tape it and submit it.
Y'all try to pwn me,
De-thrown me,
Al Capone me,
But you can't, see?
I hand the loaded gun,
Give you every chance for merry fun,
You sticky-stacking every pun,
And I'm still not on the run.
When you gonna learn?
Why can't you all discern,
Even with a pile of WMDs,
You're no more than a mound o' mikebeez?
Cut from the same cloth,
Acting out like Tim Roth,
Jumpin back and forth through threads,
Thoroughly bustin your own heads.
Up against the wall,
Never on the ball,
Trot on to the forums of Sci-Fi,
Pick the best...you gotta at least TRY.
Workin for the man,
Doin all you can,
Never gettin a righteous kill,
Pop a pill for every ill.
It must hang heavy on your light-headed souls,
That a guy like me can fast-pay all ya tolls,
That you care to raise in my direction,
You make me feel some deep affection.
For your withered hands,
For your Custer stands,
For your sense of domination,
Limp-dicked tries at masturbation.
Congratulate yourselves,
Fill some other shelves,
With your books of years gone-by,
Full of pages where you try.
You gotta get it right,
You NEED to win this fight,
It means so much you combine your forces,
Come on dik - don't abuse those horses.
Hoarse in yer throat,
Blabbin like a goat,
Goading me with every comment,
Wonderin why your ass says 'for rent'.
Get your bag o' tools,
Come hack away - you fools,
You couldn't pwn a value meal,
From KFC...even if you steal.
:)
OJ. Here's an awesome thread I started...where I apologise for being a total cunt on the Sci-Fi forums (Dec 14, 2006).
"Some of you here may have run into me recently, and I have deservedly been given the title of an online troll! LOL. I deserved it. Let's just say some things have happened to me in life recently that have made me realise what an ****ole I can be. The way I flame online is not entirely different to the way I have treated a lot of very good people in my 'real' life...and I may have to pay an extremely heavy price...it's fair to say I really didn't like myself until very, very recently. And now, I may just hate myself forever for the things I have done. But, for the first time in a long time...I can say I like the person I am right now...just sucks that it takes someone like me a massive, terrible, life-changing event to wake them up. I hope it's not too late.
So, to all those I have offended, I am truly sorry. And I hope I haven't genuinely scared away any new posters with my actions. I have a tendency to really disregard others' feeling online, as I see people as just nicks or avatars, and don't acknowledge there is a real person behind it.
I can't say I will be completely uncontroversial in the future (should I continue to visit this forum), but I will certainly be less insulting and hurtful.
Sorry guys.
Skizm...I still think you are awesome dude!"
I will help you find some more later...I have to go meet my whore of a woman right now. Fuck...a bum like me doesn't deserve love.
:)
Haha! Suck it, weaklings. You can't say shit to me...bunch of cocksucking shemales!
You are pathetic.
Stfu bitch. When I want your opinion I will ask dik or OJ for it.
Bend over.
He's right, you're pathetic.
You're pwned on a daily basis & your insults are about as effective as Jade Goody's immune system.
You were saying how much you liked Irish earlier in the thread, & now you're saying that he gets his opinion from me/dik. You're a flip flopping failure, always on the back foot & are in dire need of an upgrade for your insult generator.
Loser. You're at the very bottom of the Mucho pile.
unbelievable
Hey Onanistic Jerkoff. Do you ever get tired of being an untruthful piece of shit? I never said 'how much I like' 1rish1. I said he's 'aight sometimes' and makes me laugh about once every 100 comments. Hardly the same thing. Don't try to bend facts like you bend your younger brother at lights out.
Also...why don't you quit making the Jade Goody references you dimwit...virtually NOBODY here knows who the fuck she is...so it's a total waste of time...much like your visits to the barbers.
Also...keep on making fun of a young woman who is dying of cancer and I'm sure karma will be paying you a nice visit. Karma already took your head follicles, charisma, bollocks, looks, wit, and anal virginity.
unbelievable
congrats. You spelt it correctly twice. Now fuck off, you scrawny old cunt.
give it up man..go back to scifi town or whatever the fuck it is..you're looking like a fool
Okay dik. Thanks for helping me out there. I'm leaving now.
Just kidding. Fuck you dik. Your dog is a bigger homo than you...and jamiee still gives him more tail.
I wish I could get on this guy's level for a couple days...
i'm afraid to ask, jerks...
but - wtf?
I'm saying, I want to post up in a bathtub for a couple days, with bunch of coke and absinthe, and cigarettes.
gotcha - carry on
The guys at total peace, not a care in the world. I wish I could kick back like that.
what about the striped shirt though?
That shit is pimp. Guys in Saskatoon wearing that shit pull down some serious pussy.
*note to self: never try to be as cool as saskatoonian ever again*
I have 2 more Mucho member game pics coming which are alot more specific so stay tuned.
*runs back under fugs' patio*
Yeah, but it's Saskatoon pussy. By international law, that's worth just under half a Madrid pussy, or .23 New York pussies.
what is the racket/flashlight for?
You've never done it?
"a wink is as good as a nod
to a blind man"
nope never done it...
Shadow puppets.
for when the sun goes down. imagine I am legend on a low budget
Looks like Hunter S. Tompson's night in.
Was thinking the same thing
All he needs is a toaster thrown in.
back in the days
...you used to look at people like this and think "Jackpot"?
those some fat lines
Licking your lips are you pisshead?
preparing a line
prep a big one
The paparazzi need to leave Joaquin Phoenix alone!
I read in the news today he's a rapper now.
Do a search for a video of him on the Letterman show. Fucking waster - he isn't capable of rap.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/11/joaquin-phoenixs-bizarre_n_166229.html
I think he is acting & in the future, the joke will be on the people who fell for it.
Remember that when it all comes out. I'm always right, ask Cruel.
Don't leave 'our' thread, you dirty bitch.
*Slaps Leona on her lil ass and leads her back to the fun*
Sorry man, there is just no way of switching off my being right.
You misspelt my 'I'm gay - please fuck my ass nicely' lights...on the back of my white wifebeater.
I submitted that vid but yak didn't post it.