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claude made some "mucho trading cards" and submitted them, and no offense claude, but they were shit and not worth posting. so i made a couple for you instead.

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Comments to MuchoCards

  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    Do people still play magic the gathering ?i got like a hole box of random cards from the first series

    2008-01-27T05:08:47Z
    • Mypenis
      Donovan says:

      I have a shitload but I haven't touched them in years...

      2008-01-27T05:13:50Z
    • Disabled_sex_1_

      Speaking of touching.... . . . .

      2008-01-27T08:46:24Z
    • 16x16

      ^ masturbating -golf claps-

      2008-01-27T10:30:59Z
    • Smith1_75x75
      TheCOB says:

      Sure dude. Send 'em my way. I'll pay for shipping! Serious!

      2008-01-27T13:28:28Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      i will not give them away i will wait ten years until they are worth something.

      2008-01-27T16:14:39Z
    • R_lee_ermy

      Like a dollar?

      2008-01-27T17:38:17Z
    • Newclaude

      Thanks a lot, deja. I guess I'll throw the other 15 away...

      2008-01-27T18:07:16Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      there was just no consistency... different sized images with some bad photoshopping and a name written on them. make them a little more uniform in some way, and instead of submitting them individually, group them together, i'll post them

      2008-01-27T19:39:58Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      sounds like a plan.
      you better make mine good, claude!

      2008-01-27T21:29:53Z
    • 16x16
      amishmafia says:

      I sold my 2000+ cards in a gas station parking lot out of my friends trunk to a black guy.

      Netted me enough for new speakers and a soundcard.

      2008-01-28T01:35:27Z
    • Newclaude

      ^I don't think so, Vic. She sort of zapped the fun out of the whole drill...

      2008-01-28T02:09:00Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I don't even want to know what mine would say....

      2008-01-28T06:21:14Z
    • Bukowski1

      Just scroll down, noob.

      2008-01-28T07:07:06Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      "faptastic moobs"

      2008-01-28T09:42:52Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      I visited the swedish magicplayer site and guess what??....my cards is worth a lot i have a card called black lotus and its worth over 600$ !!!!!!! maybe even more because the quality is excellent because all my cards have been in plastic protection pockets since i bought them. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA I owned you bitches im going to sell my useless magic cards to geeks and get more money then i bought them for bhhahahahahahahahahahhahahahha!!!

      2008-01-28T14:52:27Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2m8Z1TfXM
      find this video, i got most of the cards and i bet my old friends got the cards i miss for the series, damn im going to buy a printer and copy my black lotus and sell them fore 25% price off =D.

      2008-01-28T14:57:39Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2m8Z1TfXM
      find this video, i got most of the cards and i bet my old friends got the cards i miss for the series, damn im going to buy a printer and copy my black lotus and sell them fore 25% price off =D.

      2008-01-28T14:57:40Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      yak: you unix server is great to make double comments. 5/5 kudos.

      2008-01-28T15:07:55Z
  • 48x48
    Tiamat says:

    That's shocking... With the size limit, I've always thought DejaVu's avatar was some kind of dark-skinned shaman with face paint and a turban...

    2008-01-27T05:14:41Z
    • Andy

      lol

      2008-01-27T05:21:21Z
    • 16x16

      Caught me by surprise too, thought it was a Picasso or something.

      2008-01-27T05:33:57Z
    • 16x16
      Tiamat says:

      Even now, the lower size picture still looks like a goat-sacrificing voodoo guy to me. For some reason, the avatar's picture looks much darker.

      2008-01-27T05:39:55Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      I knew which picture she used but still, I have to admit that whenever I read her posts & looked at her avatar the picture in my head automatically became a black man with white face paint....go figure.

      2008-01-27T05:47:50Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      dejavu is a cheeky coward that thinks people respect her for what she is , people just dont tell her she is idiot because they are afraid of getting banned. Idiot , you havent even post my picture you are lame not my picture. I wish women would have continued getting oppressed so i would told you master to punch you for bad behaviour.

      2008-01-27T05:50:30Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      you think sweet talking me like that is going to get your lame ass picture of your fucking foot posted?

      2008-01-27T05:55:02Z
    • Andy

      Have not got laid for a while Planty ?

      2008-01-27T05:57:53Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      Dejavu: i dont care about the picture anymore....you think your women trixs works on me?

      2008-01-27T06:09:15Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I bet Deja could kick Plantshits ass.

      2008-01-27T06:10:15Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      I remember when Deja shut down iranian's shitty picture too....

      2008-01-27T06:25:45Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      yeah, cause people wanted to see a picture of a headless body and 12 feet of floor? right up there in lameness with plantshit's foot he wants to show you all as 'him'

      2008-01-27T06:26:57Z
    • Peekaboo
      UponErebus says:

      i still prefer yaks old avatar, of the stab marathon

      2008-01-27T06:38:19Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      Did the foot have a Mucho tag?

      2008-01-27T07:50:41Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      yes i had tag it.

      2008-01-27T16:15:21Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i still don't want to see your foot.

      2008-01-27T17:32:04Z
    • Made_in_england

      Unless it's the last bit poking out of a bear's mouth.

      2008-01-27T18:43:12Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      plantshit you seem to have forgotten even what the picture had on it..... your foot was on a piece of paper that said "plantshit"

      2008-01-27T20:00:08Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      isnt that proof enough?

      2008-01-27T20:15:53Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      well fuck off anyway i throw the cellhpone camera away , no one appreciate my work anyway. Waste of time .

      2008-01-27T20:19:24Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      but are you gonna keep the cellphone itself?

      2008-01-27T21:31:08Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Only a member of the stack would do that.

      2008-01-27T21:44:47Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      ofcourse, what was i thinking..

      2008-01-27T22:34:45Z
    • Avatar
      Catch-22 says:

      I threw away the camera, the organizer and the alarm clock of my cellphone.

      2008-01-27T22:36:18Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      the hole phone, i cant call i dont have that microship.

      2008-01-28T02:22:01Z
    • Bukowski1

      You don't have any friends to call.

      2008-01-28T07:08:10Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      thats not true, sure i havent no one to hang out with anymore because my last friend living here moved out but we are still friends, we just dont live on the same place and hang out so often anymore.

      2008-01-28T15:01:00Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I a "microship" a very small boat?

      2008-01-28T18:46:28Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      duh!

      2008-01-28T23:20:26Z
  • Strange_faces

    I'd say the casting cost is abit too high on both, should both be free.

    2008-01-27T05:23:30Z
  • Face

    So WTF's up with this censored mucho shit? The finger wasn't censored before.

    2008-01-27T05:29:13Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      because we were going to have a safe for work and not safe for work thing going on that the logo would change depending on if you had the mature filter on or off. we scrapped that idea and just haven't gotten around to redesigning the header to fit the uncensored logo again

      2008-01-27T05:58:33Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      < Keeping it real. ^ Sell out.

      :p

      2008-01-27T06:03:59Z
    • 16x16
      georgeorg says:

      You're letting Hilary win. That's worse than letting the terrorists win.

      2008-01-27T06:48:01Z
    • 16x16
      ohh_fuck says:

      nothing on this site should be censored, thats what ebaums is for. The disclaimer on the top of the page should be a good enough filter, if not then click on the little fuckin X. Im glad you scrapped the idea deja

      2008-01-27T08:28:39Z
    • Face

      What ever happened to that one vid on here of a jap girl swimming in a tub of diarrhea. Seen a long time ago on muchosucko but can't seem to find it. Can someone post the link?

      2008-01-27T09:34:26Z
    • Bukowski1

      It plays every Saturday night at your ma's house.

      2008-01-27T14:26:53Z
    • Face

      Well, next time you're over there make me a copy or give me the link

      =)

      2008-01-27T16:16:42Z
    • Bukowski1

      I'll just shit on you to simulate the real thing.

      2008-01-27T16:36:52Z
    • Face

      Ok but me first!

      2008-01-28T04:40:39Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      yeah, shit on him first^

      2008-01-28T09:43:57Z
  • 48x48
    Tiamat says:

    Why is there a "DejaVu" in the bottom left of both of them?

    2008-01-27T05:33:24Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      that's where the artists name goes for the image... and i figured since i made the cards, i got to be the artist :P

      2008-01-27T05:53:02Z
  • 48x48

    A. Ouch claudeballz and B. Funny stuff, more cards need to be made. Smerf's moob attack, etc.

    2008-01-27T05:34:56Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      Ryoga's gayness.

      2008-01-27T07:52:45Z
    • 16x16

      "Ryoga automatically turns all damage points from any Strap-on dominas opponent has in play and turns them into parkour tricks."

      2008-01-27T20:15:25Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Work in the kilt, somehow.

      2008-01-28T06:21:02Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    So, the banhammer destroys users randomly, huh?

    2008-01-27T05:40:52Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      watch it big man...although you probably get a pass or two.

      2008-01-27T05:48:43Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      I sold my pass for Mucho Credits. I'm still looking for places that take Mucho Credits.

      2008-01-27T07:53:50Z
    • Disabled_sex_1_

      What is this, "pass", we speak of?

      2008-01-27T09:02:19Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      I thought you said "gas" and I crapped my pants...

      2008-01-27T09:52:29Z
  • 87

    Nice eyes, Deja!

    2008-01-27T05:46:43Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Never forget! Deja has great blowjob eyes!

      2008-01-27T06:05:11Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I will remember that.

      2008-01-27T06:11:03Z
    • 87

      Who is that in your avatar Deja? *Garth voice* She makes me feel kinda funny.

      2008-01-27T07:39:26Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      it's gloria swanson..

      2008-01-27T07:45:00Z
    • 87

      Too bad she's dead.

      2008-01-27T07:57:03Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      sometimes i call my penis gloria

      2008-01-27T10:55:43Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      What do you call Swanson? Stan?

      2008-01-27T11:23:10Z
  • Uber_icon
    Asphalt says:

    My card is so rare and valuable that no one is sure it exists

    2008-01-27T06:26:49Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I have it but I spilled beer on it.

      2008-01-27T06:28:12Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      AssFat, people would use your card like a beer mat/table leg even-out-erer.

      2008-01-27T06:56:39Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Whats that oranje? Trying to communicate? haw thats so precious. Your kindergarten teacher ought to give you a sticker on your next coloring assignment, even though you have a tough time keeping inside the lines...

      2008-01-27T07:59:03Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      I'm pretty confident that your fantasy is to become a kindergarten teacher. You and your draw of sweets for your 'special little boys'.

      2008-01-27T14:40:39Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Well then you ought to undermine your confidence a bit...

      2008-01-27T21:53:43Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      It's called a "shim", Oranje. Not a "even-out-erer"

      2008-01-28T06:20:39Z
  • 48x48
    Popolac says:

    How about we create a series of Mucho cards and have a tournament.

    Or perhaps a competition for "best mucho card"? these 2 are already pretty frackin' sweet.

    2008-01-27T07:11:46Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      That's kinda weird dude. Can you go play dungeons and dragons and stay off the computer for a while. Your kinda freaking me out.

      2008-01-27T17:30:25Z
  • Castmegas
    wobbyball says:

    So thats what is takes me to join. A dozen beers and a Magic the Gathering reference. Now if only you can make it into Atog form.

    2008-01-27T07:23:21Z
    • 16x16

      No so leave.You will never fit in.

      2008-01-27T07:32:52Z
  • 48x48

    I'd like to see some of these with some old time favorites.

    2008-01-27T08:02:03Z
  • Slagtime
    slagtime says:

    Very well done Deja! I used to make custom cards for some friends, but no where near as nice as this!

    2008-01-27T08:05:34Z
    • 16x16
      PookNasty says:

      Dude, Deja doesn't have a Dick so stop trying to suck it.

      2008-01-27T17:31:34Z
  • Disabled_sex_1_

    I vote that these should be made for all Muchoians.

    2008-01-27T08:54:59Z
  • Made_in_england

    I still say it was in the vag!

    2008-01-27T12:17:28Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      You are still right!

      2008-01-27T12:20:51Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      *coughs*ass*coughs*

      2008-01-27T12:26:41Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *coughs*pussy*coughs*

      2008-01-27T14:58:42Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      ASS! Now fuck off, God has spoken.

      2008-01-27T15:12:30Z
    • Made_in_england

      3 - 1? Cheeky, you're outta here, bye!

      2008-01-27T15:14:57Z
    • Made_in_england

      Fucking interposter! I didn't hear any God, so it's STILL vag.

      Now *you* fuck off!

      2008-01-27T15:16:57Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      ASS!

      2008-01-27T15:25:25Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Vagina

      2008-01-27T15:47:49Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      vajayjay

      2008-01-27T16:10:24Z
    • Lepprntava

      Vaggy goodness
      You just wish it was in the ass so there would be more people like you.

      2008-01-27T16:26:20Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Only gay people think it was in the vag.

      2008-01-27T16:29:11Z
    • Made_in_england

      Wanting *it* in the ass is faaaaar more gay!

      2008-01-27T16:46:21Z
    • Lepprntava

      Owned

      2008-01-27T16:52:32Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Depends on whose ass. If referring to a females fudge hole, then no.

      2008-01-27T16:55:30Z
    • 16x16

      I'd like to think it was the ass but I know in my heart that it was really the vag....*weeps uncontrollably*

      2008-01-27T20:17:56Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      TRAITOR!

      2008-01-27T20:49:38Z
    • Made_in_england

      Shut up, Coventry boy!!!1!

      2008-01-27T20:54:05Z
    • Made_in_england

      vag, btw.

      2008-01-27T20:54:29Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Ass btw

      2008-01-27T21:06:48Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      no, vag, btw!

      2008-01-27T21:32:02Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I think you'll find it was ass.

      2008-01-27T21:46:28Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      pussy

      2008-01-27T21:51:30Z
    • Made_in_england

      Definitely vag.

      2008-01-28T00:48:01Z
    • Lepprntava

      I titled it Octopussy for a reason you bastards!

      2008-01-28T01:47:05Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      because of the bond reference and it sounds better than octoass. it was still in the ass though

      2008-01-28T02:37:01Z
    • Lepprntava

      Like hell.
      Would you rather have an octopus in your cooter, or ass?
      Thought so.

      2008-01-28T04:34:29Z
    • Bukowski1

      It was in the booty hole.

      2008-01-28T07:10:09Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      no, it was in the punani.

      2008-01-28T09:45:43Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Ass

      2008-01-28T17:47:05Z
    • Made_in_england

      vag.

      2008-01-28T18:32:20Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      ass

      2008-01-28T18:34:22Z
    • Made_in_england

      VAG!!!!1!

      2008-01-28T18:41:28Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      ass

      2008-01-28T18:46:57Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      ass - end of story/discussion/thread :P

      2008-01-28T18:50:11Z
    • Made_in_england

      Spoilsport.

      2008-01-28T18:54:54Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Uh, oh.

      2008-01-28T18:59:31Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Team ass win.

      2008-01-28T19:03:17Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      vaginers

      2008-01-28T19:15:29Z
    • Made_in_england

      Compromise?

      Front bum.

      2008-01-28T19:29:21Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Nope

      2008-01-28T19:45:26Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      definitely in the giner.

      2008-01-28T23:21:48Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      ass

      2008-01-28T23:40:39Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      va-gi-na.

      2008-01-28T23:50:45Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      cunt.

      2008-01-29T02:53:34Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      poon-tang

      2008-01-29T03:03:10Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      twat

      2008-01-29T03:31:58Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      gaping love wound

      2008-01-29T03:37:55Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      (_0_)

      2008-01-29T20:00:25Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      arse, gary glitter, ass, bunghole, anus, back door, cadbury alley, back passage etc etc

      2008-01-29T20:02:32Z
    • Lepprntava

      The holiest of holies

      2008-02-03T19:34:46Z
  • Bukowski1

    What's my card say?

    2008-01-27T14:28:26Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Loves to slow dance. Will make fun of your username. Will chastise you for making racial jokes.

      2008-01-27T15:03:07Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      Hank can argue like no other.
      -anyone up for the challenge can expect to spend the whole day on mucho, trying to outsmart him in a namecalling contest.

      2008-01-27T15:06:47Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      (at which no one will win..)

      2008-01-27T15:07:20Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      All young boys in the game must spend time in his dungeon.

      2008-01-27T15:13:51Z
    • Bukowski1

      Lol @ 1rish!

      2008-01-27T15:16:39Z
    • Bukowski1

      What about 'Most Hated on Mucho'?

      2008-01-27T15:22:55Z
    • Bukowski1

      What's Vic's card say?

      2008-01-27T15:23:23Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      yeah what does my card say?

      2008-01-27T15:26:06Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Mild mannered but capable of being a smart arse.

      2008-01-27T15:27:08Z
    • Bukowski1

      Smokes pot legally. Plays too many video games. Wears diaper colored glasses.

      2008-01-27T15:47:24Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Loves to ride bicycles.

      2008-01-27T15:52:43Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Wears clogs whilst window shopping in central Amsterdam

      2008-01-27T16:06:11Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you forgot the tulips and dykes.

      2008-01-27T16:12:38Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      what color are diapers, hank?

      2008-01-27T16:12:56Z