I never realized how much I hate HAMS (canadians) until you two..I see now that jamie is fat and dik is skinny (like as in pussy skinny and desperste fuck me Im fat)So in that respect they are a good couple.Fat and skinny or the latter good looking and ugly.
whunu, do you have a blog?
i, for one, am getting a little tired of these self-righteous muchoers, the ones who diss you w/o even trying to hear your side of the story...i've only been here a year, so maybe i'm not quite as brainwashed as the rest of these jerks...
...give me a link, and i'll try to hook up with you...
...the Truth has to come out someday, doesnt it?
you lyin ass triscuit motha fucka... you dropped 100 bucks in my commisary, you know good god damned well were ive been....
naw, ive been workin.... really
Now there's a chick that looks like she likes it up the ass! Good thing too 'cause that's got to be the longest fucking bird I've seen flipped in my life!
steve, you're as moronic as they come! I was going to quit, but I'll stick around for awhile, since some of the members like me here. As for "fat farm", that's my life to deal with, not yours...
You're just an internet pussy Phelsu. If you could just be a human once in a while, you could have a drink with one of us(except 1rish1)once in a while.
Fuck. I'm right back to square one on my feelings of certain Muchoers.
smerf...could your fucking face get any bigger? And then there's the Rocky Dennis chin.
dik. You look like a totally retarded, inbred American. The sooner you move stateside the better, eh? Jesus. No wonder you try to 'pwn' me all the time, you fucking ugly motherfucker.
jamiee. I bet you were hot once upon a time. Before the years and life disappointments took their toll. Now, you'll 'happily' settle for the humanitarian 'nice guy' dik. Talk about care in the community.
dikless. Honestly...lose that fucking pathetic 80s mouldy-looking, green, beard/stache combo....then there's the Chernobylised finger. Fuck.
Seriously...dik...what's wrong with you, you ugly tub of dirty buttholes?
well there's no way i'm reading all that..but cruel..i just flew to california for a vacation..i hung out on the beach ..drove through the mountains and went to see a great concert in hollywood...you don't even have a job....suck it bitch..my life pwns your life by a goddamned kilometre
Seriously dik. You're old, you're ugly, and you need to 'rehotness' your betrothed. She's supposed to look like that SEVERAL YEARS into a marriage...not before it's started.
Haha! The ole 'right up in front of the camera' justification.. There's a clear 2 feet in distance from his chin to his bottom lip. That's just not right.
Who the fuck leaves a slice of lime in their Corona anyway?
Push slice inside bottle, hold thumb over top, tilt bottle upside down, tilt back, slowly release thumb, enjoy the pretty pleasant taste.
don't know if your eyes are broken or what, but that looks like a full bottle... so you can extrapolate from that quite easily with a little common sense that the beer has not been touched yet..
I don't need to justify anything to your sorry, cynical yappity yap ass. I was there. Smerf's head is not abnormally large, and to boot, he's a really nice person, which is something you are very unlikely to achieve in your life.
...end of discussion, I won't read your response because I know it will be full of baseless insults that for some unknown reason, must make you feel like a real big man.
Don't let him get to you guys. Fuck him(Hank?)or maybe someone like him who hates people that have lives. I'm jealous that I couldn't be there. Cause I really want to fuck smerf. Love, toolman
cruel:I agree,as I see it Dik is a fucking lowlife,he claims in this segment to travle to cal and this and that stating his life is better then yours...however we all know he is a fucking bum mabey making 15 to 30 a year.He is lucky to leave his back yard!!
Jamiee. I wonder if you and your shrunken dildo of a 'man' ever get tired of projecting yourselves as 'nice', or 'cool', and as arbiters of right and wrong? Give it a fucking rest. Seriously, it's older than dik's oldest pube, and more nauseating than his breath.
Everyone knows the score here at Mucho. Don't try to fucking bash me for doing to others as they do to me also. You don't hear me bitchin about it.
Sanctimonious, hypocritical nonsense.
(Btw...I live in one of the nicest parts of England, and am surrounded by beautiful beaches in every direction - it's awesome for the 12 days a year we get sunshine).
I will try to be smarter, I dont want to lose my toekn dead guy spot.....shitsock? does that mean I shit in my sock then wack myself in the face? Clever.
Big deal they met with smerf head and I do mean smerf head (his head is so fucking out of praportion)ooo 3 people met in real life off line...like this does not happen...EVERYDAY AT LETS BUMP UGLYS
Comments to Muchoers meeting
fake - only dik's giving the sign...
You all need to come to Pittsburgh, we have some great championship partys going on around here.
SERIOUSLY?
REPLY?
that's really what they look like?
haha!
dik's a genuine retard. I think that's pretty manifest.
Is this an Air Supply concert?
hahaha, no man, Flock of Seagulls
jamiee looks like you were having a blast
I know, I was
Yeah, good show
i was glad you showed up smerf..you seem like a nice guy ..even though i hate americans
if it really was Flock (original guitarist?)...i am so jealous and envious that...
*poops*
*
it was the tragically hip..the pride of canada
tragically hip is also good
(although their hair < Flock)
Where's this at, and why's everybody sitting down at a concert?
Was the venue the VFW or the Elks?
Hahaha, because they're old.
ha@rish
troubador in hollywood
i'm an international guy
I can't say I've ever actually heard Flock of Seagulls.
And thanks, dik. You look like less of a dirty hippy in real life.
I went to a black metal show at the Troubador a couple months ago. Cool venue except for the thousands of fags hanging around area.
Wow, thats a really cool story. You should tell it at parties.
when we went it was just canadians everywhere
Same thing, eh?
Ha ha ha ha! Flock Of Seagulls...
And I raaaaaaaannnn, I ran so far awaaaaaaayyyyyy. That's them right?
You've got a nice voice Pussy.
I never realized how much I hate HAMS (canadians) until you two..I see now that jamie is fat and dik is skinny (like as in pussy skinny and desperste fuck me Im fat)So in that respect they are a good couple.Fat and skinny or the latter good looking and ugly.
Hi whunu. How are you today?
whunu, do you have a blog?
i, for one, am getting a little tired of these self-righteous muchoers, the ones who diss you w/o even trying to hear your side of the story...i've only been here a year, so maybe i'm not quite as brainwashed as the rest of these jerks...
...give me a link, and i'll try to hook up with you...
...the Truth has to come out someday, doesnt it?
Fuck whunu and the my little pony he rode in on
okay you're not gonna say hi to me?
then FUCK YOU WHUNU
Possum:Yea right I would trust you
it was just sex
I'd have a three way with y'all.
You and smerf, I mean.
Video or it didn't happen.
OH my god dik, you look fabulous, did you lose weight?.
*fap*
i could go without seeing the video, thanks though
I can;'t
Little do they know I got there early and set up cameras
judging by that goofy smile, I believe you
judging by the goofy smile he looks like a ass.
smerf, you do honestly look like you're catching up to me. Lay off the fast food.
the guy behind jaimee looks a lot like skulk
...How do you know this?
they had a similar meeting...
less clothes, more ky
^I don't care who you are, that was funny.
also slippery!
i hope dik is the girl
jamie looks like she just smoked a joint like 20 minutes before this
ahem...no comment
Nice Canadian tuxedo
haha i was just about post the same thing. that chick looks hiiiiiigh!
haha, high on love
haha
*love for reefer
Puff puff pass, motherfuckers
im in this pic too... im jamiees seat...
dik's touching my ass... he paid me
and yes bitch.... early release
Tyrone, what's up you racist fuck? Where the hell have you been? I didn't think for more than a minute that you got locked-up.
you lyin ass triscuit motha fucka... you dropped 100 bucks in my commisary, you know good god damned well were ive been....
naw, ive been workin.... really
hi ty
Tyrone, you've been missed!
hahaha...It was only $50 you ungrateful asshole.
Good you have been working though. What kind of job?
You make a very comfy seat
im doing security until i go back the police department...
(insert obvious racist remark)
I figured you'd get the racist remark from someone before that...Good for you though.
More like until the cops come and arrest your ass, haha!
Okay, obligatory racist joke out of the way.
BBBT, Now that you are back, I'll have to make another shooting video again.
bucket list:
someday somehow an actual Mucho Convention
I wish.
im gonna punch most of you in the eyes
1rish1 says:
I'm going to take it in the ass by most of you.
JamesTKirk says:
I'll be manning the gloryhole.
Bicho:
HEY! Fuck you capitano! That is my JOB!
lol, muchogloryhole
scary
You guys make me laugh in my time of dispair.
Good
I'd pay for that kind of spectacle
Now there's a chick that looks like she likes it up the ass! Good thing too 'cause that's got to be the longest fucking bird I've seen flipped in my life!
hahaha
that's funny
you know what they say about big hands..
Ha ha, the other hand missing, that grin on her face...I'm proud of you man..
i haven't washed it yet
It smells of victory
it smells a lot more like butt
smerf butt.
lol
LOL
hi whunu
X: as you false name claims you are not worth x
means a lot coming from you whunu
Cool picture, Smerf, that was such a fun night!
Definitely a meeting of the minds here
At one point I said to myself,"I'm sitting here with 2 guys from mucho sucko...WTF am I doing?!!!"
i was thinking the exact same thing
That is a bit disturbing.
It's an age old practice called 'slumming'.
@jaimee...did tha cops ever show up?
uh...no, although you'd have to expect police activity with certain members of this site...dik and smerf appear to be fairly law abiding though
*grins at jamiee from underneath rish's trailer*
*taint
I could have livened it up.
Hey Toolman, do you know any stupid funny jokes that I can text to dik? He's having a crap night at work
Tell him he isn't old.
Haha, good one; think he'll know it's a joke?
How could he not?
Tell him dik jr looks good naked.
that works for me
hey rish - fyi - there's a fella named irish317 logged on right now...joined up a coupla weeks ago i think - just thought you might want to know
Holy shit! Are you fucking kidding me!?
sic em
Poor Stan, he never had a chance once they adopted Smerf.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/dik_jamie_and_stan-43093/tag/dik
smerf was a rescue
stan's still alive... he's gotta be 50 in human years by now
56
I'm planning on meeting Dragoness in person next spring. Anyone care if I submit a photo?
Are you gonna have a three way with your teenage girlfrind?
only an asshole would hook up with a chick from the internet
nah lol I am trying to hook up with a woman more my age, that other girl wants to stay friends and I'd rather do that
I'm sure you'd rather do that.
Yeah, we all want women our own age , you have to let the younger ones go :(
To catch a predator almost had another one....
i thought you were going to fat farm eachother and throw caution to the wind wario, and didn't you quit ms?
steve, you're as moronic as they come! I was going to quit, but I'll stick around for awhile, since some of the members like me here. As for "fat farm", that's my life to deal with, not yours...
haha, go eat a twinkie
Wario I want a nude of her.
uh, ain't gonna happen. She doesn't post nudes, even for me. ;P
she doesn't post nudes, because you are a middle aged chud.
dragoness has a wonderful overbite
(sez tha dentist's kid)
mmmmm
Good to know the Mucho community is stronger than fucking steel. I guess.
the gay part of it
You're just an internet pussy Phelsu. If you could just be a human once in a while, you could have a drink with one of us(except 1rish1)once in a while.
I'm not here to be human.
why except 1rish1 ?
btw I dont give a fuck on you for 4 years now.
Ten bucks for the first Muchoer to correctly guess the band patches on the back of Dik's jean jacket.
Dokken, Ratt, W.A.S.P., and Jackyl.
great white
styx
Bay City Rollers
Mud
The Osmonds
Gary Glitter
kc & the sunshine band
Gap Band
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Kool and the Gang
The Guess Who
Celine Dion
Nickelback
Neil Young
and for when he ventures outside Canadian musicians...
ABBA and The Monkees.
The Village People?
Hanson?
Nelson?
Rick Astley?
The Jonas Brothers?
Miley Cyrus?
Anvil
The Nelson Twins
Stryper
David Cassidy
How could I forget Stryper?
Britney Spears?
Suzi Quatro
Andy Gibb
Culture Club
Kazagoogoo
Milli Vanilli
Ace of Base
Vanilla Ice
Run DMC
I thought is was just a picture of Boy George.
BOC
Extreme
Pet Shop Boys
Do ya'll want to know what's really on there?
If it's furrows from your grasping finger nails, then no.
lol @ roland
However if it says SKOOL SUKS!! in black magic marker, then yes.
no please i can't stand it anymore
i was wondering who the first asshole would be
Your about as fat as i thought you would be
Man thats a big head!
he looks more like a troll than a smerf
Fuck. I'm right back to square one on my feelings of certain Muchoers.
smerf...could your fucking face get any bigger? And then there's the Rocky Dennis chin.
dik. You look like a totally retarded, inbred American. The sooner you move stateside the better, eh? Jesus. No wonder you try to 'pwn' me all the time, you fucking ugly motherfucker.
jamiee. I bet you were hot once upon a time. Before the years and life disappointments took their toll. Now, you'll 'happily' settle for the humanitarian 'nice guy' dik. Talk about care in the community.
dikless. Honestly...lose that fucking pathetic 80s mouldy-looking, green, beard/stache combo....then there's the Chernobylised finger. Fuck.
Seriously...dik...what's wrong with you, you ugly tub of dirty buttholes?
....and cue the flame war
let it all out...
in b4 shitstorm
well there's no way i'm reading all that..but cruel..i just flew to california for a vacation..i hung out on the beach ..drove through the mountains and went to see a great concert in hollywood...you don't even have a job....suck it bitch..my life pwns your life by a goddamned kilometre
...then you look in the mirror and
*whoosh*
the theory goes flying out the window.
Slackjawed motherfucker.
Total retard in the headlights look.
Quit letting jamiee eat all the Hard Rock Cafe burgers...and have a bit or two yourself, ya fucking limp-dicked stick insect.
To be a little fair though...you do have a guy sitting next to you with a head that looks like it's more suited to Mount Rushmore.
Seriously dik. You're old, you're ugly, and you need to 'rehotness' your betrothed. She's supposed to look like that SEVERAL YEARS into a marriage...not before it's started.
Kilometer? We call that a "pussy mile" down here.
So I guess it's your turn Cruel?
smerf does have an abnormally large face.
His head is normal size, he's just right up in front of the camera
Haha... smerf, you ARE getting fat man...
Dik & Jamiee.... Corona is for pussies! I don't give a shit how cool the Jimmy Buffet concert was.
Smerf's face is reaching Delia proportions. Sorry man.
Haha! The ole 'right up in front of the camera' justification.. There's a clear 2 feet in distance from his chin to his bottom lip. That's just not right.
Who the fuck leaves a slice of lime in their Corona anyway?
Push slice inside bottle, hold thumb over top, tilt bottle upside down, tilt back, slowly release thumb, enjoy the pretty pleasant taste.
don't know if your eyes are broken or what, but that looks like a full bottle... so you can extrapolate from that quite easily with a little common sense that the beer has not been touched yet..
I don't need to justify anything to your sorry, cynical yappity yap ass. I was there. Smerf's head is not abnormally large, and to boot, he's a really nice person, which is something you are very unlikely to achieve in your life.
...end of discussion, I won't read your response because I know it will be full of baseless insults that for some unknown reason, must make you feel like a real big man.
Yeah, his eyes must be broken.
Pwned. <-
On that note...bed. My brain is clearly dead right now.
CruelHM says:
I love penis. My turds come out penis shaped.
cruel sez:
"i freeze my penis shaped turds and fellate them"
Cruel, you might as well change your Cocksucker...kinda shows everyone who you are from the start!
Don't let him get to you guys. Fuck him(Hank?)or maybe someone like him who hates people that have lives. I'm jealous that I couldn't be there. Cause I really want to fuck smerf. Love, toolman
yup, that there's a hot ginger
cruel:I agree,as I see it Dik is a fucking lowlife,he claims in this segment to travle to cal and this and that stating his life is better then yours...however we all know he is a fucking bum mabey making 15 to 30 a year.He is lucky to leave his back yard!!
And by backyard I mean Jamies un-mowed pussy hair and or ass as the case may be.
hey whunu, how ya been?
Jamiee. I wonder if you and your shrunken dildo of a 'man' ever get tired of projecting yourselves as 'nice', or 'cool', and as arbiters of right and wrong? Give it a fucking rest. Seriously, it's older than dik's oldest pube, and more nauseating than his breath.
Everyone knows the score here at Mucho. Don't try to fucking bash me for doing to others as they do to me also. You don't hear me bitchin about it.
Sanctimonious, hypocritical nonsense.
(Btw...I live in one of the nicest parts of England, and am surrounded by beautiful beaches in every direction - it's awesome for the 12 days a year we get sunshine).
X: quit fucking your arse
done and done
god as ugly and as ginger a faggot he is, smerf cant stop submitting his faggot ass for abuse. nice chins you ginger nigger.
The country of China has less chins.
WOW, is that an original joke? I've never heard that joke before, where do you come up with this awesome material?
I'm glad he specified he was referring to China the country, or I woulda been all confused and shit.
At least he has more balls than the rest of you!
Yeah but they're all in his mouth.
Dik looks like whispering Bob Harris
Wow, I never actually knew any Muchoers would meet up with eachother, this is cool.
Also, dibs on smerf.
I think Smerfs head is getting bigger
freckled pinata nigger
ok
That wasn't a shot at you Smerf...just my observation...
you suck at this
you suck at like...
*life, I give up...have at it steve!
i dont even have to try
no shit, I derailed badly!
you suck at like...
WOW, I guess I do too...
Geezus.... I vote we get a smarter token Dead guy on here... Bob Weir would bitch slap the shit outta you.
*terrapin shitsocks self in the face*
I will try to be smarter, I dont want to lose my toekn dead guy spot.....shitsock? does that mean I shit in my sock then wack myself in the face? Clever.
bob weir wouldnt hurt a fly
Alright.... but shape up Terrapin... muchoing on mushrooms is not always the best idea...
Hey, Im safe at home...theres no safer place top do it...except for Disney World!!!
holy fuck look at that finger , ive seen trees with less twists and knots in them.
I KNOW
Did you reply to that with a tear in your eye jamiee?
hahaha, ya, you know, I like my pleasure mixed with pain
Yea like a ten inch nigger dick in your ass.
sup
smerf you have a big head
Snerf needs a shave, the scruffy bastard!
And dik needs to eat more.
And jamiee....
yes?
*nervously shuffles feet
You look pretty in this picture jamiee.
thank you, captain
Awww...
It's considered bad luck to shave during finals.
Not that I shave very often anyway.
why are you going to barry manilow concerts during finals?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUboGE0p6M
It was The Tragically Hip, at the Troubadour in Hollywood
no, it was barry m at the copacabana
*Grrrr*
regardless - you look hot, teach
I'm guessing Fugs had to stop for a... uh.. breath. Yeah, a breath. Before complimenting you on your legs.
He fainted
that's a great song jamie
is this for real?
Nope.
I'm glad someone is having a good time in life right now.
Although, I did have a heart wrenching last second good time Friday night. Go Pens
How is your wife?
Feelin stronger everyday. Thanks for asking.
i used to ask you but you always ignored me
see?
:) aww smerf you should come hang out with me! We could go hiking up on the mountain here :)
smerf's mine now ..go find another
:( but smerf was the reason i joined mucho in the first place
Nice pic
Jaimee,Dik&Shrek
and Shrek..hahaha.
Yeah...Shrek was a nice touch...but HairyVagstinks is a cunt.
This whole thread is a farce...persons are excited about a hillbilly and a fat whoe...
then why the fuck you keep coming back here?
Big deal they met with smerf head and I do mean smerf head (his head is so fucking out of praportion)ooo 3 people met in real life off line...like this does not happen...EVERYDAY AT LETS BUMP UGLYS
.com...sorry
Jesus whunu Reply for fucks sake
C'mon dik and jamie sucks smurfs little cock,...This all a waste of dik and jamie and smurf.....time!