If it makes you feel better, I used to own a 1976 Olds Cutlass, but after owning it for 12 years, the damn thing rusted apart! The only reason I posted this was after hearing Deja Vu mention she owns one and I'd rather own a Gallardo, but I don't have the $130,000....
A friend of mine just inherited a '58 Vette weve been working on. Makes me wonder about the guy who thought hunter orange would be a cool color for the interior..
My brother told me that yes, it's an elder driver sticker, but in some auto shows in the US, it's common to see that sticker, so I guess it's kinda cool in US autoshows...
hey retard assfuck up top...they became cool when gas stated to cost 4.75.....also i guess your rents are paying for your wheels so you must be the coolest fuck of all.
Yeah, I hear europe has the shittiest gas prices. Smerf, it's 4.77 for Plus in Orange County and thats the cheapest place i've found :/. Has anyone here forgotten to take the nozzle out of their car and driven off? I just got a free gas nozzle :D
uh espada you've never been in a yaris OBVIOUSLY....
in deja's people who come into it (in the back) always comment on how much room there is even though it doesn't seem like it from the outside
A gay man can still 'roid himself out and be all super buff, but he still takes it in the pooper. In other words, no matter what your brother does to that car, it's still a damned Yaris.
Look, I don't love this car, but damn, I give my brother kudos for fixing up a compact car, and let's face it, this is the new trend in show cars, thanks to $4/gallon gas.
if its a SHOW car that means you dont drive it right? so gas should not play a role. Face it wario, this is your brothers way of coming out of the closet.
coming out of the closet? Hardly, it's his way of saying he couldn't afford anything higher priced as new, he wanted a new corolla, but couldn't afford. It's about economics, nothing more...
uh, *normal* people drive show cars... they just take care of them to show them... they are generally proud of their car and the work they have put into it, and so thats why they do it. besides you can't really find a non hybrid car at the moment that has better milage for the price of the yaris...
you seem to be mistaking someone who is smart for someone gay...
btw wario you should like get him some neon ground effects for a present, some nice blue neon lights would look actually pretty cool on a yaris (since they are so pod like)
On another note, ^that's why I'm glad I'm American. It's a nationality that can be any ethnicity. Those "Pakis" are most likely citizens of England, but they'll never be ENGLISH.
true, i wouldnt have a problem with them if they showed a bit of respect for the country that they were born in and looked after them, But they couldn't give a fuck about England.
I'm of Scottish decent, yes. But if you'd paid attention at all, you would know that I'm an American.
And yes, I know it's the British spelling. It just doesn't make any sense, which is why we don't spell it with a u in America. For that matter, I thought you were American too?
just fyi morph, where we are in canada its about 5$ (usd or cdn) per gallon, and thats fairly cheap compared to some places in canada.. don't even try looking at europe because you'll shit yourself :P
The trend seems to be that ugly cars become more attractive as the price of gas goes up, kind of like ugly chicks get more attractive as the consumption of beer goes up.
T o give a quick example on the fucking high price of fuel..Last year the company i work for was paying £145,000 a month on fuel this year we are over £350,000 on fuel,with no increase in mileage or vehicles...and the goverment is making more and more fucking profit everytime we fill up..fuck it gets on my titties!!
I drive 120 miles a day. Spend 130$ a week on gas. I have to drive a truck. I could get a smaller truck but this one is paid for. Also we can cross the border into mexico and pay 2.20 a gallon. Its 3.89 here is corpus
Alyon you are forgetting that there has always been heavy tax on fuel here in the UK , its not solely down to labour, although i think they were the ones to come up with the idea of putting VAT on it. which is basically taxing a tax , now that makes labour the biggest set of cunts ever.
Bikes are stupid. I've just paid a shitload of cash for a new bike that I keep falling off. I've NEVER fallen off my car. I think I'd rather pay high gas prices than high medical costs...
hey wario the car is great why pay 80 bucks to fill a tank up for a week why not pay 40.......the people that dont get this simple math are tards or are living of the rents tit.
yeah i like stuff on my cars to be stock.....but when it came to getting a new car i wanted it to be safe get the best mpg and hold the most shit....the 4 door yaris the honda fit and the matrix....all had the best shit going on until gas doesnt cost 5 bucks anymore im rolling like a jap.....its funny because you can now buy a picup for less than a tiny honda now......why pay as much for gas in a month than a car payment.
A wheel would be a largish round metal part that the tire attaches to. Rims are a subset of wheels, in that they have cut out sections for weight, performance or (usually) cosmetic purposes.
Rims may also refer to cosmetic pieces that attach to the wheel, though these are technically called "wheel covers"
Comments to My brother's car
i may be out of the loop but when did these kind of cars become cool?
They haven't
Never
ok. just wonderin. cuz i saw a station wagon the other day and now this bull shit. i dont drive a bad ass car but i know what one looks like.
wario your brothers car is gay! and your even more gay for loving it so damn much to make a collage of it.
If it makes you feel better, I used to own a 1976 Olds Cutlass, but after owning it for 12 years, the damn thing rusted apart! The only reason I posted this was after hearing Deja Vu mention she owns one and I'd rather own a Gallardo, but I don't have the $130,000....
A friend of mine just inherited a '58 Vette weve been working on. Makes me wonder about the guy who thought hunter orange would be a cool color for the interior..
it doesnt make me feel any better wario. try harder
I'm not quite sure why you have that orange/yellow sticker on the front. Are you aware of what it means?
i bet you and your brother get all kinds of pussy when your riding in that motherfucker
Hank, I don't know what the yellow sticker means. Brown.Beast, I have my own car, I don't ride in my brother's...
hell yeah. thats means he can take me. more pussy for us
that*
The sticker is used in Japan. Eldery drivers (70 years? and over) have to put them on their cars.
There are also stickers of a diff. color that 1st year drivers have to put on their cars.
We need to start doing that in the U.S.
The question is, why is it on Wario's brother's car?
My brother told me that yes, it's an elder driver sticker, but in some auto shows in the US, it's common to see that sticker, so I guess it's kinda cool in US autoshows...
Is that sticker the equivalent of a teardrop tattoo?
hey retard assfuck up top...they became cool when gas stated to cost 4.75.....also i guess your rents are paying for your wheels so you must be the coolest fuck of all.
Yeah!...This how my posse rolls!
Where the fuck do you live that gas is 4.75?
Godzilla is cool.
chicago it closer to 5 i think a place by me has it for like 4.90
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yaris is in the top 10 for customer satisfaction... with like 97% of customers being satisfied.
won car of the year in europe last year, honda jazz came second... so not much competition.
Fuck, I live in southern Cali and gas is about 4.50
Hahaaaaa..cali....
Anyways.
It's $4.93 up here in Northern Cali
So.....As much as we want to make fun of him...we must face the fact that he's got the extra cash. Bitch.
Sucks for you guys, $3.83 in Jersey
sub-compact cars like this can't fit anyone over 5'9"... which i guess makes sense since it's built for asian people.
one word..........ricer
I don't know about a ricer. There is no ridiculous fin or body kit... it also isnt an eye blistering yellow.
Come to spain, petrol is 1.3 euros / litre. - someone else do the math.
Um, that isn't so great.
1.3 euros is $2.06
And it takes 3.78 liters to make a gallon.
So pretty much that's $6.18 a gallon.
Fail much?
Yeah, I hear europe has the shittiest gas prices. Smerf, it's 4.77 for Plus in Orange County and thats the cheapest place i've found :/. Has anyone here forgotten to take the nozzle out of their car and driven off? I just got a free gas nozzle :D
Quit bitching about the price of gas. Ride a bicycle if you can't deal with it. Snow is cold, the sun burns and gas is 4-bucks plus. Cope.
Ok on the car, but did we really need the faggy collage?
It was easier to do this since there are alot of small touches done on the car. My brother's a big JDM nut.
After all the *ahem* well-spent money, It's still just a Yaris, now isn't it?
thats a pretty riced out yaris ;P
he should give it a custom paint job tho, since thats one of the stock colors right?
cool phillipino rocket
Toyota death trap (only fits people under 5'9").
It's surprisingly roomy inside. I thought my brother was crazy for buying this car, but me (5'9" 350 lbs) can get in and belt in no prob.
uh espada you've never been in a yaris OBVIOUSLY....
in deja's people who come into it (in the back) always comment on how much room there is even though it doesn't seem like it from the outside
yak and i have 2 friends that are 6'2" and THEY comment on how much room there is in my car... head and leg room
I have a 2006 yaris...which is smaller, I fit quite nicely inside it, and I am 6'1"....fuck all boot space though
I'm close to 6'5" and even I can sit comfortably in one.
Do the US models have that cool mile deep digital dash tha looks like it starts at the front of the car?
so Deja....HOW much room does the car really have...huh...you know...you and yak in the back??? :)
the one i've seen has that crazy dash fugs
the yaris dash reminds me of the old Astro Wars game from the 80's
i'm 8'6" and hairy and even i can fit in one if i rip off the roof and tear out the front seats
lol^
haha, I'll have to keep an eye out for sasquatch, rolling in his ride...
you'll have a job on there , they are very elusive creatures
A gay man can still 'roid himself out and be all super buff, but he still takes it in the pooper. In other words, no matter what your brother does to that car, it's still a damned Yaris.
It still gets 40mpg.
touche
Why not the Corrola S or some kind of Scion? Yaris=new Tercel
yaris = death!/gay
Look, I don't love this car, but damn, I give my brother kudos for fixing up a compact car, and let's face it, this is the new trend in show cars, thanks to $4/gallon gas.
if its a SHOW car that means you dont drive it right? so gas should not play a role. Face it wario, this is your brothers way of coming out of the closet.
coming out of the closet? Hardly, it's his way of saying he couldn't afford anything higher priced as new, he wanted a new corolla, but couldn't afford. It's about economics, nothing more...
uh, *normal* people drive show cars... they just take care of them to show them... they are generally proud of their car and the work they have put into it, and so thats why they do it. besides you can't really find a non hybrid car at the moment that has better milage for the price of the yaris...
you seem to be mistaking someone who is smart for someone gay...
btw wario you should like get him some neon ground effects for a present, some nice blue neon lights would look actually pretty cool on a yaris (since they are so pod like)
It's not really that new a trend with show cars, that category has existed for quite some time.
my diesel yaris is better in terms of mileage, i can do better mpg than a prius on combined cycle....
sorry, Yak, he hates neon ground effects, but I admit, it would probably look cool.
who gives a fuck
i hate the colour.
I hate that you spelled color with a u
and i thought you were scottish...
(it's the british spelling)
isn't scotland part of Britain?
It's part of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
so yes
Sure, it is. What's your point?
Britain also refers to the island containing Scotland, Wales, and England, if I'm not mistaken.
fuck knows i'm just glad i'm English....very few of us left in the uk, more fucking paki's and polish than any other nationality
Ya need to balance those Pakis and Polish with some Peruvians.
On another note, ^that's why I'm glad I'm American. It's a nationality that can be any ethnicity. Those "Pakis" are most likely citizens of England, but they'll never be ENGLISH.
true, i wouldnt have a problem with them if they showed a bit of respect for the country that they were born in and looked after them, But they couldn't give a fuck about England.
Why do you suppose that is?
I'm of Scottish decent, yes. But if you'd paid attention at all, you would know that I'm an American.
And yes, I know it's the British spelling. It just doesn't make any sense, which is why we don't spell it with a u in America. For that matter, I thought you were American too?
BzaWack. hasn't been called that for nearly a hundred years now. ireland has it's own head of state and govm't now
southern ireland does, northern ireland has devolved parliament no? Same as scotland?
Except for the face that it's NORTHERN IRELAND, which is still part of the UK
smerf, its pretty common spelling in canada
(although both spellings of it are completely correct in america as well)
ALUMINIUM
so long as it gets good gas milage ill drive almost anything.
shit man 430 a gallon is hurting my pockets
just fyi morph, where we are in canada its about 5$ (usd or cdn) per gallon, and thats fairly cheap compared to some places in canada.. don't even try looking at europe because you'll shit yourself :P
(3.79L to 1gallon btw) and right now its (at the lowest here) 1.32$/L
as of last week average price of a gallon of gas in USD:
Belgium 9.02
France 8.80
Germany 8.88
Italy 8.96
Nehterlands 9.90
UK 8.79
USA 4.31
I am paying 172 yen per liter.
so about 6usd/gallon
give or take a little
The trend seems to be that ugly cars become more attractive as the price of gas goes up, kind of like ugly chicks get more attractive as the consumption of beer goes up.
i spend £70+ on diesel a month...here in the good old UK....and i live near london so its 40% more expensive per litre...now that hurts my pockets
I'm rolling in at roughly $600/mo to keep mine going. It takes about $180 to fill it.
About 45$ to fill it and about 250 - 300$ a month.
T o give a quick example on the fucking high price of fuel..Last year the company i work for was paying £145,000 a month on fuel this year we are over £350,000 on fuel,with no increase in mileage or vehicles...and the goverment is making more and more fucking profit everytime we fill up..fuck it gets on my titties!!
Between $50 and $100 a month, depending on how much driving I do.
I drive 120 miles a day. Spend 130$ a week on gas. I have to drive a truck. I could get a smaller truck but this one is paid for. Also we can cross the border into mexico and pay 2.20 a gallon. Its 3.89 here is corpus
It's about $3.72 a gallon where I live, it's always cheaper here then 50 miles away or farther, for some reason.
i hear it's 19 cents a gallon in arabian countries
all quit your bitching , its all going to run out one day soon and there where you going to be ?
60% of the uk price is tax though... bastard labour.
Riding my bike, duh
Alyon you are forgetting that there has always been heavy tax on fuel here in the UK , its not solely down to labour, although i think they were the ones to come up with the idea of putting VAT on it. which is basically taxing a tax , now that makes labour the biggest set of cunts ever.
Nothing wrong with a decent bike.
Having said that, I've just spent $1100 on rebuilding my bike, and I've just found another $2200 of bits that I'd like...
Bikes are stupid. I've just paid a shitload of cash for a new bike that I keep falling off. I've NEVER fallen off my car. I think I'd rather pay high gas prices than high medical costs...
I believe some little wheels are available to help me.
hey wario the car is great why pay 80 bucks to fill a tank up for a week why not pay 40.......the people that dont get this simple math are tards or are living of the rents tit.
Yeah, but why not pay 60 a week and drive something that doesnt look like 20 ICP types might climb out and run around it in a circle?
yeah i like stuff on my cars to be stock.....but when it came to getting a new car i wanted it to be safe get the best mpg and hold the most shit....the 4 door yaris the honda fit and the matrix....all had the best shit going on until gas doesnt cost 5 bucks anymore im rolling like a jap.....its funny because you can now buy a picup for less than a tiny honda now......why pay as much for gas in a month than a car payment.
Borracho, change your fucking avatar back. I can't tell that is you.
PS: Hi.
yeah, we miss the Oatmeal guy.
This photo should have a 'mature' rating... it's a cunt of a car
i like the rims, still would look 10 times better on a black paintjob.
You mean wheels? What the fuck is a rim? Stupid kids.
A wheel would be a largish round metal part that the tire attaches to. Rims are a subset of wheels, in that they have cut out sections for weight, performance or (usually) cosmetic purposes.
Rims may also refer to cosmetic pieces that attach to the wheel, though these are technically called "wheel covers"
damn idiot, just because you put stickers on it does NOT mean you can call it modifications.
well, it is modified from its original styling...
it's got rims, lo-profile tires, different badges and logos, alot of little stuff, no real engine work... yet...
Pretty pimped out door stop if ya ask me
I got one of those once...in a happy meal.
Fag. Car.