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My camel toe tat

My camel toe tat
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Comments to My camel toe tat

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-04-01T04:16:47Z says:

    Thats kinda cool, but Deja was right you do have a freakishly large big toe. Deja is super young too.

    • cutter
      cutter 2008-04-01T04:23:24Z says:

      He got so excited from the new tat that he spooged on himself...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T04:28:23Z says:

      What does Deja's age have to do with anything?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T04:28:36Z says:

      Irish, how the hell do you know how old Deja is? I came across 'WHOIS' today & tried mucho, to no avail. yak & Deja are tricky buggers, its impossible to dig up info/dirt(mainly dirt) on them.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T04:36:44Z says:

      Everybody that's cool knows how old Deja is.

      Oh, she didn't tell you?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-01T04:39:20Z says:

      I want to say she's 30 or 31. Or maybe that's Yak, I can't remember

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T04:41:28Z says:

      Its vaseline, he took the picture right after he finished, before he cleaned it up.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T04:41:57Z says:

      I don't remember how old she is. I just remember thinking "damn that sure is young" when I heard.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T04:56:45Z says:

      im 32

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-04-01T05:36:30Z says:

      And that's the end of that.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T05:43:12Z says:

      Yeah, not quite PenisFisher. We were talking about Deja, not Yak. Maybe you should shut your cock hole until you know what's going on around here.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T05:47:35Z says:

      Yeah!

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-01T05:51:04Z says:

      Come on you guys, Yak and Deja are immortal, remember the discussion from the 10th dimension video?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-01T06:47:09Z says:

      Yeah, I remember that I was here Yak turned 30, but I couldn't remember what year it was.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-01T07:25:21Z says:

      What dimension were we in back then, smerf?

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-01T11:34:03Z says:

      minus 2.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-01T15:55:36Z says:

      Dimension your mom.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T17:33:11Z says:

      Oranje, you weren't looking hard enough. I've found stuff on yak easily enough, (name, addy, phone and stuff) but Deja's proving a little more difficult.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T17:33:52Z says:

      ^Professional stalker.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T17:34:48Z says:

      ^^Nothing better to do with his life :(

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T17:37:26Z says:

      And don't ask cuz I aint tellin'.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-01T18:34:50Z says:

      ...wow, that actually was pretty easy. O_o

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T19:09:21Z says:

      It's actually a bit worrying how easy it is to find people. I recently bought a new guitar off ebay and by the time they called me with their address, I'd already found them and plotted a route to get there, just from their ebay name.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T19:10:55Z says:

      Yalking of routes it's about time I plotted one to the pub, it's beer o'clock!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T19:11:17Z says:

      Yalking?? Ah well...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-02T08:35:24Z says:

      Wow smerf, how witty.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2008-04-01T04:24:02Z says:

    Clever.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T04:31:55Z says:

      ...in a Steve-O, kinda way...

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-04-01T04:31:18Z says:

    Haha..no. Reminds me of the old story where a guy gets a rooster tattooed on his thigh so he can win the "I bet ya 20 bucks my cock is down to my knees." bet, or however that shit goes.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T04:42:46Z says:

      By 'story' you meant 'time', & by 'guy' you meant 'I'. Its ok, window licker, I've got your back. Although I would have bet more than $20 if I was you...just wasn't worth it.

      How much did you bet to grow the minge on your chin?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-04-01T04:43:14Z says:

      My dad has a tattoo of a rooster with a noose on his calf...

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-01T05:41:42Z says:

      so his cock hangs down by his leg?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T05:44:44Z says:

      Damn Oranje, that was just dumb, and by 'dumb' I mean really dumb.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:48:16Z says:

      ...yeah I know...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-01T06:48:05Z says:

      What happened, Boom? We used to be the recipients of your humor. Now it's just anger.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-01T11:26:00Z says:

      Orange used to be funny? huh, Mucho never ceases to amaze...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T14:58:22Z says:

      Yes, the last few months Oranje has turned into a real wanker.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T15:03:40Z says:

      i thought he was joking an i just didn't get it..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T15:10:55Z says:

      You and Vic just don't seem able to tell. You guys thought Antshit was joking for the looooooongest time, but who was right. Me, that's who.

      If you have any questions, Dik, just ask me. I'll tell you who is serious or not.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T15:28:41Z says:

      i never said you were right about plantshit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T15:34:06Z says:

      Yes, you did, liar. And you know I am, so what are you talking about?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-01T15:52:54Z says:

      hey hank stupid idiot. you ready for some discussion your old worthless skelett.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T15:54:06Z says:

      Time to turn over a new leaf?

      Asphalt can go fuck himself though, all hes doing is following Hank, like a little sheep.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:00:12Z says:

      He doesn't follow me. We rarely comment to each other at all. Somepeople seem to think 'not flaming' = 'following'.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:09:29Z says:

      I never knew he existed until he started moaning about me. Its funny how he started doing that after you did, Hank.

      Hes playing catch up.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:20:17Z says:

      Maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like you. And maybe he came up with that opinion all on his own.

      Seems very possible to me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:23:36Z says:

      Funny, also, "he started doing that after you did, Hank".

      I started in with you after you change. Don't blame your change of personality on me or any one here. You used to be alright, then 3 or 4 months you became a dick. It's not me, or Assfelch. It's you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:24:35Z says:

      *changed

      *ago

      I really need to start proofreading my shit before I submit it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:27:42Z says:

      OK OK, I cant be arsed with this shit, it makes mucho boring.

      Ill stop making fun of America etc, but im not kissing anyones arse & if they/ you act like a dick with me then Ill be a dick too.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:31:03Z says:

      That's exactly the point. YOU act like a dick, then when people take offence, it's THEY that are the dicks. Who ever asked to kiss ass? It's called 'getting along'.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T16:35:32Z says:

      getting along? on mucho? that's blasphemy! :P

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T16:38:14Z says:

      I don't have anything against you, Orangemoob.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:38:40Z says:

      Btw, I'm the local expert on Getting Along. Everybody loves me here, right you guys? Right? Guys? Hey people, I am much loved here, right?...?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:39:37Z says:

      The only people I didn't get along with on here are you and that useless penis, Assfat. You can't put all this shit on me.

      The anger that smerf mentioned hasn't been aimed at anyone else.

      Anyway, its only because we both have strong belief in our own opinions, which clashed. Lets just have a nice little dentente, & all will/should be well.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:40:34Z says:

      Far away in the distance, a dog barks.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:41:36Z says:

      *Detente - Very applicable to this situation, so shouldn't be spelt wrong.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:43:04Z says:

      Only me and Asshat, yeah right. You've stepped in with anti-American blah, blah, blah and plenty of people argued with you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:44:24Z says:

      I don't even have strong pro-American beliefs or anything. Your opinion was just so one-sided in those cases, it irritated me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T16:44:55Z says:

      America is the best and he knows it now.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:47:40Z says:

      The problem with English English is that there are too many faggy French words.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:56:18Z says:

      OK, I said a lot of anti-American stuff, but I have mentioned on numerous occasions that I have no 'real' problem with America.

      Some notable Americans on here include:
      smerf
      DickNixonJr
      Morph
      Godzilla
      Wario
      1rish
      JamesTKirk
      Non of whom do I have, nor have had a problem with. But since it bothers you that much, I promise, I wont say anything again*.

      *Unless its a really obvious joke, like what you'd see on the Daily Show etc - That stuff is perfectly acceptable. Nothing wrong with a little satire.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:59:46Z says:

      Yeaaaaaaah, its unfortunate that it happens to be French, but it does apply..pretty well, I think.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T17:05:31Z says:

      Me being American isn't really an issue. Like I said, I'm not much of a patriot.

      You sure you want to include Irish in that list?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T17:11:51Z says:

      Hes good at padding out the numbers!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T17:17:02Z says:

      I am notable.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-01T17:26:40Z says:

      *buzzer*

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-01T17:59:32Z says:

      hank is a turd

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-01T19:30:04Z says:

      Oranjeboom, being an American, there are a lot of things with America, I'll admit, but it's the only country I've ever lived in, so I take the bad with the good as well as the... well, mediocre...

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-01T19:30:27Z says:

      *lot of things wrong with America

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-01T19:36:19Z says:

      If anyone's curious, I've noticed America seems to be the land of idiots, but I can't compare with other countries, since I've never been there. I only have a handful of friends from both Missouri and California, and I sometimes wonder about them.... sometimes...

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-01T19:36:24Z says:

      BUSH!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T20:55:08Z says:

      You know how the States are heading into a recession, right...?

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-01T21:02:30Z says:

      they are already there boom

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-01T21:03:22Z says:

      gas prices high,ppl loosin there homes,fuckin iraq

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-01T21:13:49Z says:

      we've hit recession, baby, we're looking at depression.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-01T21:15:20Z says:

      It's gotten so bad, about houses, I saw an ad by one of the Realty groups, begging people to buy homes, because it's supposed to be such a good investment... yeah, right, if you can afford it...
      Bush... he's the tip of the idiot iceberg.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-01T21:25:50Z says:

      wario how much for a big 3 bdrm house there?curious

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T22:14:21Z says:

      You know what really hurts about this situation.

      The people who caused the problems. The hedge fund managers, equity brokers who gambled so much, driven by greed are the same people who are gaining from the situation.

      Now that there is so little confidence in the banking & investment system. Governments are having to bail out the SUPER rich, using your tax dollars.

      Liek you said about the property market. Amongst other areas, it is right that if you have the money, buying now (or soon) will lead to enormous returns. Funny how the only people who can invest like that are the people who caused the problem..and by doing nothing illegal, just stupid.

      Simple formula really:

      Cause the market to crash then buy it all up.

      GOD ITS FUCKING IRRITATING.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-01T22:23:43Z says:

      I blame the Jews

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-01T23:33:45Z says:

      i agree whole heartedly boom

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-04-02T02:27:43Z says:

      Bloody yanks!

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-02T03:24:10Z says:

      3 bedroom house? Hmm, it varies, most new ones are overdone trailer homes, probably around $50K-$100K, a nice home (3-5 bedrooms) can range from 100K-300K, again widely varies from little town to little town around. US average is about $250K, I think...

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-04-02T03:26:17Z says:

      Since I've never bought a house, nor lived in a house we were paying for since 1982, I could be somewhat off, but I think the $250K estimate is pretty close.

  • yak
    yak 2008-04-01T04:39:32Z says:

    why does a guy have a tattoo representing a "camel toe" :(

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T04:48:57Z says:

      because sometimes you do stupid shit to get a laugh.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:07:40Z says:

      "stupid shit" Yep, that sums up your tattoo.

      P.S. I hope we're not making you feel bad about your tattoo. Im sure it would have been nice to read a few positive comments but, ya know...

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:10:45Z says:

      Dude, trust me I know its stupid. It was $50 and on my toe so I said fuck it.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:12:15Z says:

      didn't it like... really hurt? i can't imagine it would be comfortable to get your toes or fingers tattooed

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T05:13:39Z says:

      $50 are you fucking serious?

    • cutter
      cutter 2008-04-01T05:14:03Z says:

      Kind of like what your dad said as he was handing your mom/hooker the $50 for services rendered...

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:17:27Z says:

      It hurt like a bitch, and I guess $50 means more to you then it does to me. I spent that much at the bar tonight and nothing to show for it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T05:19:33Z says:

      I spend 50 at the bar like nothing but, that tat isn't a $50 one.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:19:50Z says:

      irish, most tattoo artists charge a min for anything, so its not a waste of their time and for their supplies for cleaning ink etc, i don't know really ANY tattoo artist that does something for less then that.....

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T05:20:56Z says:

      most tattoo places have a minimum price regardless of the size of the tattoo, and the larger the tattoo, the longer it takes, the higher the price goes

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:21:58Z says:

      exactly the case.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T05:24:07Z says:

      I figured there was a minimum for autoclave and shit. I've never spent less than $200 for one so I have never dealt with minimum charges.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:28:18Z says:

      usually around $100 an hour, unless you go to the guy a lot, then they will usually cut you a break. Its good business practice. Like when your a local at a bar and the bartender buys you a drink/shot every so often.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-01T07:41:41Z says:

      yeah tht tat places i went to charged a minimum flat rate per area of the body. then it went up depending on what you wanted THEN by size.. THEN by hour it takes to do it.

      so yeah the sleeve im getting will cost about 2k btu il get ti in installments over like 4 months i think but itll be cheaper cause im designing it myself.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-01T11:29:03Z says:

      You could just get a needle and a little bottle of indigo and do it yourself like the jail birds do

    • Krux
      Krux 2008-04-01T12:17:01Z says:

      1rish1, how much did the clover on your neck cost?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T15:01:42Z says:

      2 cartons of smokes and one turn with Big Al in the prison shower.

    • cuntscab
      cuntscab 2008-04-01T15:57:59Z says:

      haha I would have done that tattoo for you for free. $50 is a little much for that

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T16:38:54Z says:

      Didn't cost me a damn thing.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T16:40:02Z says:

      Hank, why are you so insistant on involving me in your gay prison fantasies?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:51:52Z says:

      You're the con, not me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T17:16:46Z says:

      So? You are still the one thinking about me in sexual situations in prison.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T17:29:14Z says:

      How many stitches did it take to sew up your booty hole?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T22:00:41Z says:

      No entries into my asshole, Hank. Sorry to disappoint. You on the other hand wouldn't need stitches due to the regular stretchings your asshole gets.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-04-02T02:06:14Z says:

      i got a bear on my shoulder and it cost $350.00 the old lady got a tat that was about the same size on her back and it cost $150.00 so either she's doing the artist or i'm getting ripped off. although i will admit there is a lot more detail in mine and i just printed a picture off the net and took it down to be transfered so he had to work a little more than usual

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-02T03:58:19Z says:

      tattoos aren't based on size generally.. unless you are just selecting generic type tattoos... like of course your girlfriend or whatever picking a back tattoo of something generic (probably from one of their books) is going to be cheaper then them having to actually do something they've never done before.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-02T03:59:29Z says:

      (they are based on how much work the tattoo artist thinks its going to take to make) incase what i said didn't draw that obvious conclusion :P

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-01T04:40:10Z says:

    Hey, I don't see any proof this is you.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-01T04:54:25Z says:

      Only a dumbass like Terrapin would do something like this and actually submit it, so I think this deserves a pass.....

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T04:59:30Z says:

      I got it over a year ago, but after I saw that dumb tie tattoo, I thought I would post my dumb tattoo..the best part was explaining to my mom what it meant.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-04-01T04:45:49Z says:

    I give you credit for creativity, but yak is right, it would be better on a girl

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T04:47:43Z says:

      Chicks already have a toe!

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T04:58:16Z says:

      yes but then they could say want to see my camel toe? and show that... you see how it works? you however say that and well... noone laughs :(

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:01:12Z says:

      ppl will laugh at yours though, yak. The goblin, or whatever the fuck that thing was.

      Get summat manly, like a tribal pattern; bottom of the back. :p

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:02:55Z says:

      butterfly penises on my stomach huh?

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:03:57Z says:

      based on what mine is going to look like i think people will be more like "holy shit that is awesome"

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:05:43Z says:

      it was worth by the amount of people that laugh or think its funny.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:09:18Z says:

      *shrug* its your body, and i mean its super small and out of the way so why not

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T05:10:35Z says:

      people just have to wait til mid-june to be able to go "holy shit that is awesome" now

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:10:43Z says:

      I still think Deja should get a Mama Fratelli portrait done, as a large back piece. If she wont, what about you?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T05:12:08Z says:

      I have a great joke for Yak's last comment but, I'm afraid of the Banhammer.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:12:49Z says:

      funny story, i actually have a chunk doing the truffle shuffle on my side

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T05:13:08Z says:

      hopefully i'll have an amazing back piece done by a borneo headhunter the same weekend yak gets his done

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:23:18Z says:

      lol @ yaks tattoo - POST A PIC!

      'borneo headhunter'?

      You really sure you want a dude who works in recruitment tattooing you?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T05:29:11Z says:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU&feature=related
      The Truffle Shuffle (in case anyone was wondering) I had forgotten how young they were in that

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T05:30:37Z says:

      haha :P

      who i want doing mine: http://borneoheadhunter.com/

      who's doing yak's: http://www.tommyleetattoo.com/

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:31:03Z says:

      Id like a rendition of The Last Judgement in the Sistine Chapel. Im not religious, but I really like that painting as a depiction of good Vs bad, mainly the parts where they are fighting over the bodies. Wouldn't be cheap though, from elbow to shoulder.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:31:59Z says:

      The extras have the cast doing the commentary, and chunk doesn't look like chuck..he's tall and skinny.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:32:17Z says:

      on the dvd that is

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-01T05:32:48Z says:

      Yeah, I had an appointment with a King Lich from the third level of Hades coming over this afternoon to tat my back with a pointy whalebone tied to a stick, but he got caught up in traffic..... fucking rush hour.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-01T05:34:28Z says:

      Who's chuck..*chunk

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:45:02Z says:

      i don't actually have chunk doing the truffle shuffle, although that would be awesome ;/
      as far as who is doing mine we aren't sure yet, but thats who i'm talking to at the moment to hopefully get done it, cuz his horror/monster tattoos are awesome.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T05:46:17Z says:

      http://tinyurl.com/yuec5y is a link to his myspace pictures for tattoos he has done

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T05:50:35Z says:

      That BorneoBoneShuffler looks a bit of a poof.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T05:55:56Z says:

      I cant believe I just fell for your chunk tattoo lie. That can be your April Fools for the day. I just checked 'em both out, & the guy doin Deja's looks cool as fuck.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T06:00:06Z says:

      actually, yaks wins!

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T06:02:48Z says:

      yeah, but can tommy lee shrink people's heads? i think not...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T06:17:23Z says:

      haha

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-01T06:52:13Z says:

      A buddy of mine from undergrad is planning on going to Tahiti and getting a tattoo the traditional way there.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-01T11:39:50Z says:

      Head shrinking actually isn't that hard to do... provided that you have sodium water (& thinned out bleach, if you want the skull), a head, and you know how to sow and flay skin...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-01T11:56:40Z says:

      ... and sand... sand is important...

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T15:07:31Z says:

      when i was 12 i tattooed a small happy face on my arm exactly like the tattoos on ozzy osbournes knees...i was a big sabbath fan.. i almost got it covered up one day while i was getting another tattoo...but i decided it was still pretty funny

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T15:08:36Z says:

      maybe 13

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T15:13:47Z says:

      That's pretty bad ass.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:00:52Z says:

      I know a paraplegic who practices tattooing on his own useless legs. Seriously, you should see some of the shit on hes done; got better though.

      Oh & he also did a a couple on the knees of a past-raver who is new a primary school teacher.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:08:50Z says:

      I'm sure you've done a couple on the knees, as well.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:18:59Z says:

      Yeah, I have no idea what that means..?

      Are you implying that ive had sex with knees?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:27:39Z says:

      How many have you done "on the knees"?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:40:30Z says:

      tattoos?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T16:53:08Z says:

      Cocks.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T17:02:07Z says:

      ha I knew what you meant

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-01T17:06:30Z says:

      Ok, sorry. Let's detante.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T17:10:11Z says:

      ;p

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-04-01T19:39:15Z says:

      That might be code for something

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-02T21:09:42Z says:

      whatever it is, i wanna be a part of it!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-02T21:11:14Z says:

      btw i think i've seen a program on discovery channel about an american visiting a headhunter tribe in borneo, and he got those flower tattoos on his shoulders done by a headhunter in the traditional way.
      pretty cool.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-02T21:11:31Z says:

      the guy was a humongous loser though..

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-04-01T06:02:59Z says:

    Not sure why, but this reminds me of those Camel cigarette packages.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-01T06:23:54Z says:

      ?

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-01T06:27:18Z says:

      camel... you know.. the brand of cigarette?
      joe camel? :P
      YOU KNOW???
      IS THIS THING ON??

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2008-04-01T07:01:59Z says:

      You can't smoke a toe.

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2008-04-01T07:31:07Z says:

    im not going to read any comments. i hate you.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T10:38:53Z says:

      i'm not reading any either then

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-01T11:40:16Z says:

      i think i'll join you. - Go team illiterate

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-02T02:30:42Z says:

      yea, what a bunch of fags.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-02T21:12:02Z says:

      whoever reads this is a fag!

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-04-01T11:56:46Z says:

    Those look like girl toes

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T12:08:27Z says:

      no they dont

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:05:07Z says:

      They look like Jamiee's toes..which is amusing.

      Freaky toed wench

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T16:06:36Z says:

      'toed' isn't a real word, is it?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T16:22:19Z says:

      what kinda fucked up chick toes do you have jamiee?

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T16:45:58Z says:

      hahaha

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-01T16:47:26Z says:

      how does anyone tell the sex of a toe just from a photo ?

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T16:47:56Z says:

      they're actually pretty much perfect

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T17:03:05Z says:

      fries: Women have longer toe nails & painted!

      ;p

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T17:09:11Z says:

      plus they have chick shoes on

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-04-01T17:09:43Z says:

      Stockings!

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-01T17:16:42Z says:

      longer toe nails? uhm... ew? those talon like toenails are more disgusting than guys toes/feet.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T17:50:21Z says:

      there is nothing on this green earth more disgusting that a man's foot

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T17:59:00Z says:

      Agreed dik, feet are horrible.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-01T17:59:24Z says:

      i wish i never even had feet. i'd be happier with two bloody stumps

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T18:15:03Z says:

      I was glad I had feet when I dropped the transmission from a Jaguar, if my feet hadn't been there it would have landed on the hard concrete and got damaged.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-01T21:06:21Z says:

      i dropped my Escort gearbox on the floor and it never did it any harm. also lets not call it a faggy transmission... its called a gearbox.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-01T22:48:32Z says:

      I have regular girl feet, not really freaky at all.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T23:18:21Z says:

      I believe you about your feet, but feet in general are just wrong.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T23:20:04Z says:

      Fries, gearbox is for manuals, and transmission is for autos. Just to help you along there.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-01T23:22:30Z says:

      Also, in the aforementioned incident, I sacrificed both big toe nails and second right toe nail to save the unit. Now that's dedication to the job!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-01T23:36:46Z says:

      i have a useless ability to distinguish gemale toes and feet form male ones.. and i am picky with a girls feet so most dont pass the test

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-04-01T21:13:35Z says:

    i certainly wouldnt want to suck on that toe whilst its got spunk on it

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posted April 01, 2008

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