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My camel toe tatNot the kind of toe you want to suck on, unless your a kinky freak
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Comments to My camel toe tat
Thats kinda cool, but Deja was right you do have a freakishly large big toe. Deja is super young too.
He got so excited from the new tat that he spooged on himself...
What does Deja's age have to do with anything?
Irish, how the hell do you know how old Deja is? I came across 'WHOIS' today & tried mucho, to no avail. yak & Deja are tricky buggers, its impossible to dig up info/dirt(mainly dirt) on them.
Everybody that's cool knows how old Deja is.
Oh, she didn't tell you?
I want to say she's 30 or 31. Or maybe that's Yak, I can't remember
Its vaseline, he took the picture right after he finished, before he cleaned it up.
I don't remember how old she is. I just remember thinking "damn that sure is young" when I heard.
im 32
And that's the end of that.
Yeah, not quite PenisFisher. We were talking about Deja, not Yak. Maybe you should shut your cock hole until you know what's going on around here.
Yeah!
Come on you guys, Yak and Deja are immortal, remember the discussion from the 10th dimension video?
Yeah, I remember that I was here Yak turned 30, but I couldn't remember what year it was.
What dimension were we in back then, smerf?
minus 2.
Dimension your mom.
Oranje, you weren't looking hard enough. I've found stuff on yak easily enough, (name, addy, phone and stuff) but Deja's proving a little more difficult.
^Professional stalker.
^^Nothing better to do with his life :(
And don't ask cuz I aint tellin'.
...wow, that actually was pretty easy. O_o
It's actually a bit worrying how easy it is to find people. I recently bought a new guitar off ebay and by the time they called me with their address, I'd already found them and plotted a route to get there, just from their ebay name.
Yalking of routes it's about time I plotted one to the pub, it's beer o'clock!
Yalking?? Ah well...
Wow smerf, how witty.
Clever.
...in a Steve-O, kinda way...
Haha..no. Reminds me of the old story where a guy gets a rooster tattooed on his thigh so he can win the "I bet ya 20 bucks my cock is down to my knees." bet, or however that shit goes.
By 'story' you meant 'time', & by 'guy' you meant 'I'. Its ok, window licker, I've got your back. Although I would have bet more than $20 if I was you...just wasn't worth it.
How much did you bet to grow the minge on your chin?
My dad has a tattoo of a rooster with a noose on his calf...
so his cock hangs down by his leg?
Damn Oranje, that was just dumb, and by 'dumb' I mean really dumb.
...yeah I know...
What happened, Boom? We used to be the recipients of your humor. Now it's just anger.
Orange used to be funny? huh, Mucho never ceases to amaze...
Yes, the last few months Oranje has turned into a real wanker.
i thought he was joking an i just didn't get it..
You and Vic just don't seem able to tell. You guys thought Antshit was joking for the looooooongest time, but who was right. Me, that's who.
If you have any questions, Dik, just ask me. I'll tell you who is serious or not.
i never said you were right about plantshit
Yes, you did, liar. And you know I am, so what are you talking about?
hey hank stupid idiot. you ready for some discussion your old worthless skelett.
Time to turn over a new leaf?
Asphalt can go fuck himself though, all hes doing is following Hank, like a little sheep.
He doesn't follow me. We rarely comment to each other at all. Somepeople seem to think 'not flaming' = 'following'.
I never knew he existed until he started moaning about me. Its funny how he started doing that after you did, Hank.
Hes playing catch up.
Maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like you. And maybe he came up with that opinion all on his own.
Seems very possible to me.
Funny, also, "he started doing that after you did, Hank".
I started in with you after you change. Don't blame your change of personality on me or any one here. You used to be alright, then 3 or 4 months you became a dick. It's not me, or Assfelch. It's you.
*changed
*ago
I really need to start proofreading my shit before I submit it.
OK OK, I cant be arsed with this shit, it makes mucho boring.
Ill stop making fun of America etc, but im not kissing anyones arse & if they/ you act like a dick with me then Ill be a dick too.
That's exactly the point. YOU act like a dick, then when people take offence, it's THEY that are the dicks. Who ever asked to kiss ass? It's called 'getting along'.
getting along? on mucho? that's blasphemy! :P
I don't have anything against you, Orangemoob.
Btw, I'm the local expert on Getting Along. Everybody loves me here, right you guys? Right? Guys? Hey people, I am much loved here, right?...?
The only people I didn't get along with on here are you and that useless penis, Assfat. You can't put all this shit on me.
The anger that smerf mentioned hasn't been aimed at anyone else.
Anyway, its only because we both have strong belief in our own opinions, which clashed. Lets just have a nice little dentente, & all will/should be well.
Far away in the distance, a dog barks.
*Detente - Very applicable to this situation, so shouldn't be spelt wrong.
Only me and Asshat, yeah right. You've stepped in with anti-American blah, blah, blah and plenty of people argued with you.
I don't even have strong pro-American beliefs or anything. Your opinion was just so one-sided in those cases, it irritated me.
America is the best and he knows it now.
The problem with English English is that there are too many faggy French words.
OK, I said a lot of anti-American stuff, but I have mentioned on numerous occasions that I have no 'real' problem with America.
Some notable Americans on here include:
smerf
DickNixonJr
Morph
Godzilla
Wario
1rish
JamesTKirk
Non of whom do I have, nor have had a problem with. But since it bothers you that much, I promise, I wont say anything again*.
*Unless its a really obvious joke, like what you'd see on the Daily Show etc - That stuff is perfectly acceptable. Nothing wrong with a little satire.
Yeaaaaaaah, its unfortunate that it happens to be French, but it does apply..pretty well, I think.
Me being American isn't really an issue. Like I said, I'm not much of a patriot.
You sure you want to include Irish in that list?
Hes good at padding out the numbers!
I am notable.
*buzzer*
hank is a turd
Oranjeboom, being an American, there are a lot of things with America, I'll admit, but it's the only country I've ever lived in, so I take the bad with the good as well as the... well, mediocre...
*lot of things wrong with America
If anyone's curious, I've noticed America seems to be the land of idiots, but I can't compare with other countries, since I've never been there. I only have a handful of friends from both Missouri and California, and I sometimes wonder about them.... sometimes...
BUSH!
You know how the States are heading into a recession, right...?
they are already there boom
gas prices high,ppl loosin there homes,fuckin iraq
we've hit recession, baby, we're looking at depression.
It's gotten so bad, about houses, I saw an ad by one of the Realty groups, begging people to buy homes, because it's supposed to be such a good investment... yeah, right, if you can afford it...
Bush... he's the tip of the idiot iceberg.
wario how much for a big 3 bdrm house there?curious
You know what really hurts about this situation.
The people who caused the problems. The hedge fund managers, equity brokers who gambled so much, driven by greed are the same people who are gaining from the situation.
Now that there is so little confidence in the banking & investment system. Governments are having to bail out the SUPER rich, using your tax dollars.
Liek you said about the property market. Amongst other areas, it is right that if you have the money, buying now (or soon) will lead to enormous returns. Funny how the only people who can invest like that are the people who caused the problem..and by doing nothing illegal, just stupid.
Simple formula really:
Cause the market to crash then buy it all up.
GOD ITS FUCKING IRRITATING.
I blame the Jews
i agree whole heartedly boom
Bloody yanks!
3 bedroom house? Hmm, it varies, most new ones are overdone trailer homes, probably around $50K-$100K, a nice home (3-5 bedrooms) can range from 100K-300K, again widely varies from little town to little town around. US average is about $250K, I think...
Since I've never bought a house, nor lived in a house we were paying for since 1982, I could be somewhat off, but I think the $250K estimate is pretty close.
why does a guy have a tattoo representing a "camel toe" :(
because sometimes you do stupid shit to get a laugh.
"stupid shit" Yep, that sums up your tattoo.
P.S. I hope we're not making you feel bad about your tattoo. Im sure it would have been nice to read a few positive comments but, ya know...
Dude, trust me I know its stupid. It was $50 and on my toe so I said fuck it.
didn't it like... really hurt? i can't imagine it would be comfortable to get your toes or fingers tattooed
$50 are you fucking serious?
Kind of like what your dad said as he was handing your mom/hooker the $50 for services rendered...
It hurt like a bitch, and I guess $50 means more to you then it does to me. I spent that much at the bar tonight and nothing to show for it.
I spend 50 at the bar like nothing but, that tat isn't a $50 one.
irish, most tattoo artists charge a min for anything, so its not a waste of their time and for their supplies for cleaning ink etc, i don't know really ANY tattoo artist that does something for less then that.....
most tattoo places have a minimum price regardless of the size of the tattoo, and the larger the tattoo, the longer it takes, the higher the price goes
exactly the case.
I figured there was a minimum for autoclave and shit. I've never spent less than $200 for one so I have never dealt with minimum charges.
usually around $100 an hour, unless you go to the guy a lot, then they will usually cut you a break. Its good business practice. Like when your a local at a bar and the bartender buys you a drink/shot every so often.
yeah tht tat places i went to charged a minimum flat rate per area of the body. then it went up depending on what you wanted THEN by size.. THEN by hour it takes to do it.
so yeah the sleeve im getting will cost about 2k btu il get ti in installments over like 4 months i think but itll be cheaper cause im designing it myself.
You could just get a needle and a little bottle of indigo and do it yourself like the jail birds do
1rish1, how much did the clover on your neck cost?
2 cartons of smokes and one turn with Big Al in the prison shower.
haha I would have done that tattoo for you for free. $50 is a little much for that
Didn't cost me a damn thing.
Hank, why are you so insistant on involving me in your gay prison fantasies?
You're the con, not me.
So? You are still the one thinking about me in sexual situations in prison.
How many stitches did it take to sew up your booty hole?
No entries into my asshole, Hank. Sorry to disappoint. You on the other hand wouldn't need stitches due to the regular stretchings your asshole gets.
i got a bear on my shoulder and it cost $350.00 the old lady got a tat that was about the same size on her back and it cost $150.00 so either she's doing the artist or i'm getting ripped off. although i will admit there is a lot more detail in mine and i just printed a picture off the net and took it down to be transfered so he had to work a little more than usual
tattoos aren't based on size generally.. unless you are just selecting generic type tattoos... like of course your girlfriend or whatever picking a back tattoo of something generic (probably from one of their books) is going to be cheaper then them having to actually do something they've never done before.
(they are based on how much work the tattoo artist thinks its going to take to make) incase what i said didn't draw that obvious conclusion :P
Hey, I don't see any proof this is you.
Only a dumbass like Terrapin would do something like this and actually submit it, so I think this deserves a pass.....
I got it over a year ago, but after I saw that dumb tie tattoo, I thought I would post my dumb tattoo..the best part was explaining to my mom what it meant.
I give you credit for creativity, but yak is right, it would be better on a girl
Chicks already have a toe!
yes but then they could say want to see my camel toe? and show that... you see how it works? you however say that and well... noone laughs :(
ppl will laugh at yours though, yak. The goblin, or whatever the fuck that thing was.
Get summat manly, like a tribal pattern; bottom of the back. :p
butterfly penises on my stomach huh?
based on what mine is going to look like i think people will be more like "holy shit that is awesome"
it was worth by the amount of people that laugh or think its funny.
*shrug* its your body, and i mean its super small and out of the way so why not
people just have to wait til mid-june to be able to go "holy shit that is awesome" now
I still think Deja should get a Mama Fratelli portrait done, as a large back piece. If she wont, what about you?
I have a great joke for Yak's last comment but, I'm afraid of the Banhammer.
funny story, i actually have a chunk doing the truffle shuffle on my side
hopefully i'll have an amazing back piece done by a borneo headhunter the same weekend yak gets his done
lol @ yaks tattoo - POST A PIC!
'borneo headhunter'?
You really sure you want a dude who works in recruitment tattooing you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU&feature=related
The Truffle Shuffle (in case anyone was wondering) I had forgotten how young they were in that
haha :P
who i want doing mine: http://borneoheadhunter.com/
who's doing yak's: http://www.tommyleetattoo.com/
Id like a rendition of The Last Judgement in the Sistine Chapel. Im not religious, but I really like that painting as a depiction of good Vs bad, mainly the parts where they are fighting over the bodies. Wouldn't be cheap though, from elbow to shoulder.
The extras have the cast doing the commentary, and chunk doesn't look like chuck..he's tall and skinny.
on the dvd that is
Yeah, I had an appointment with a King Lich from the third level of Hades coming over this afternoon to tat my back with a pointy whalebone tied to a stick, but he got caught up in traffic..... fucking rush hour.
Who's chuck..*chunk
i don't actually have chunk doing the truffle shuffle, although that would be awesome ;/
as far as who is doing mine we aren't sure yet, but thats who i'm talking to at the moment to hopefully get done it, cuz his horror/monster tattoos are awesome.
http://tinyurl.com/yuec5y is a link to his myspace pictures for tattoos he has done
That BorneoBoneShuffler looks a bit of a poof.
I cant believe I just fell for your chunk tattoo lie. That can be your April Fools for the day. I just checked 'em both out, & the guy doin Deja's looks cool as fuck.
actually, yaks wins!
yeah, but can tommy lee shrink people's heads? i think not...
haha
A buddy of mine from undergrad is planning on going to Tahiti and getting a tattoo the traditional way there.
Head shrinking actually isn't that hard to do... provided that you have sodium water (& thinned out bleach, if you want the skull), a head, and you know how to sow and flay skin...
... and sand... sand is important...
when i was 12 i tattooed a small happy face on my arm exactly like the tattoos on ozzy osbournes knees...i was a big sabbath fan.. i almost got it covered up one day while i was getting another tattoo...but i decided it was still pretty funny
maybe 13
That's pretty bad ass.
I know a paraplegic who practices tattooing on his own useless legs. Seriously, you should see some of the shit on hes done; got better though.
Oh & he also did a a couple on the knees of a past-raver who is new a primary school teacher.
I'm sure you've done a couple on the knees, as well.
Yeah, I have no idea what that means..?
Are you implying that ive had sex with knees?
How many have you done "on the knees"?
tattoos?
Cocks.
ha I knew what you meant
Ok, sorry. Let's detante.
;p
That might be code for something
whatever it is, i wanna be a part of it!!