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Comments to My club is better than your club
Send these strippers to the party.
I would but they won't leave my house.
His sisters have separation issues.
If I had sisters, and they looked like this, I would be the one with separation issues, and I would not let them leave my house.
they r rubing there dick's together
they don't have any titties.
They have plenty.... at least there not fake.
Courtney Love? No thanks, keep that shit.
Looks a bit like her, yeah.
I see Marilyn Manson. Which doesn't do it for me.
Oh, you fucker, Gottlos. I was just teasing one out over that picture when I read your 'contribution'. I hope you fucking choke. ;)
Hahaha anything I can do to ruin someone's fun. But in all seriousness, you couldn't find anything better to fap to?
i dont goto clubs, and well my bar is better than your club because you dont hang out at my bar.
damn, Wilford Brimley burn
maybe cuz he's not ghey
lol borracho!
I knew, before I even clicked that this was a Royga submission. Is it that obvious to the rest of you, too?
not really. if they were wearing latex with all kinds of metal shit in their face it would be obvious.
look a little closer coup, there is metal in one of their faces.
Like that's supposed to be hard core...around here our strippers get naked and wave the coochie in your face!!!
Yeah, what's with all the clothes?
Dude, the fishnets with the pink see through panties is pretty hot though.
Dude, I go home with, "snail trails" on my glasses.
Dude, I'm all down for strippers showing "pink" but they gotta start out with some clothing on that why they call the strippers
Dude,they don't like being called "strippers" around here.
They're "dancers".
Dude, my bad, I forgot. I'll try to take into consideration the feelings of the half naked whore trying to fleece me of all my money in the future.
Remember, if you call them "dancers" you get a lot further in the Champagne Room.
So, if strippers = exotic dancer, hamburger = Salisbury steak, and used = pre-owned (fucking car companies)...
Can I get a pre-owned exotic dancer to show me her fur-salisbury steak?
Gotta dollar?
...actually, I don't think I do. Let me check...
Yes. In fact, I have one dollar in my wallet.
*grinds*
Er... Aren't you a dude?
not if you don't want him to..
smerf I dont know if you made that up or if its old or what but that was brilliant!
The build up was funny but the "Can I get a pre-owned exotic dancer to show me her fur-salisbury steak?" was just beautiful!!
Kudos!
I agree with Oranje , smerf excellent
smerf I'll be your private dancer if you'd like.
I'm not a preowned dancer I'm actually new at this.
Post your pic!
I am a fucking e-pimp. w00t!
Yeah, I made that up. Not on the spot, but it stemmed from someone asking "Who do they think they're kidding, calling hamburger 'salisbury steak?'" in a book.
And yes, you may be my private dancer, pending a picture submission.
I did it has'nt been posted yet.
but you may not like it because I'm red headed. And it seems like red heads are'nt that sexy.
Oh quite the contrary, my dear ginger. They have potential, in my opinion, for being the sexiest of them all.
that sucks for your kid, smerf..
100% sure to be a redhead ;)
Sure it's easy for a couple of bitches to hang out in your club Ryoga, but they don't really have to worry about getting their cock's flogged now do they??..
Thats not cool! Girls with small boobies remind me of boys
So what do guys with big boobs remind you of?
fat chicks...duh. They're pretty much the same thing
I'll give you that. Neither can really be considered human.
Thanks....blondie up there needs at least a nice c cup
Her hands kind of scare me.
no doubt smerf,thet look like vampire hands or something
because of the dark nailpolish, her fingers look pointy.
do you have another funny for me to kill?
Nah, it's not the nail polish that worries me, it's the back of her hand that does.
do you fear her backhand-slap?
Ryoga, once again, we see no proof that you actually have anything to do with this.
Just wait and see if Deja uploads the next batch
haha you're right, smerf..
I wonder what my club is?
The-He-Man-Woman-Haters club?
i'm not supposed to talk about my club
1st rule of dik's club; don't talk about dik's club.
2nd rule of dik's club; DON'T talk about dik's club.
Classy tat there babe.
that one is pretty bad, but most of the time tattoos on girls are HOT
I have a tat on my right shoulder, it's a pic of a mouse shrugging, saying nobody's perfect, instead of car my mom let me get a tat for my 16th b-day.
I am really starting to look forward to seeing Leelas photo.
couple of flat chested skanks
i'd not be able to refuse.
thats a cool tat atleast...
Two crack whore strippers? How the fuck is that considered a good club? Id walk out of there pretty quick...unless they did double Jack & coke for £2, dives like that usually do.
Probably more like £10 and you won't find out until you've ordered it.
(and noticed two rather large gentlemen closing in)
Biggest arse rape I ever received was £16 for a double Vodka & Redbull...I quote myself "we should throw a grenade in this place". That bar was a dive which played smack head music to a bunch of cunts in Stone-Island.
Boom, I once payed $16 for a Long Island at a club in Long Beach. And to quote myself...." Well, could you at least take the nails out of the dildo before you fuck me?" Needless to say, I didn't get any more service from the barmaid.
Image being me, $16 is literally half what I paid. Still fucking cheeky bastards charging so much for a pissing drink!
yikes... most i ever paid for a drink was 10bucks...... and that was after the 20$ door fee.... i felt so ripped off i demaned the shooter girl give me all her glowsticks ;/
hehe, most i've payed was 8 euros for a white russian.. a friend of mine was desperate to make me try one, so i ordered two.. fucking tasted like normal baileys!! what a rip-off.. fucking 16 euros for crap.
Aren't white russians the ladies who stand in Amsterdams famous windows Vic?
what club is this? you live in the bay area right?
Bondage A Go Go!