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yummy (skulk would have said)
Looks like there's hardly anywhere for a gonorrhea germ to implant itself.
lol I was thinking the same thing
At least I am getting laid.
I'm sorry for your misfortune.
still does not rhyme :(
Bitch
oh yeth
Lisp?
catch on quicker?
Thanks HurrIcanEAJW, but I actually enjoy having it. It brings a new meaning to dirty kinky sex when I fuck the girls since I don't use condoms.
and a small cock
at least he's used it nooge
Mmmmmm creamy.
Yes, it oozes like that all the time.
Hahahaha! Naked possum in the related.
I'm seeing 'elchris paradise'. that was a funny picture that ... and true
Ahh, this brings back memories.
Do you know who you caught it from and how long you had it for?
looks like sperm
that's what she said
It is pus discharge but the girls mistake it for sperm. Lucky me.
...but they don't mistake that zit it's leaking from as a cock. Plus, you seem to have crabs too. Way to infect yourself, Sir STD.
It is not a zit. It is pus from having Gonorrhea oozing out of my cock all the time. No Crabs though. Thank you.
That's a clit, right?
yes , ive got a bigger one if you want to see it
^ love connection
cue the benny hill music
but who would be doing the chasing ?
Not you, you're too fat.
How wonderful, good for you buddy.
Thank you.
HuganicTalk about a huge mouth
HAY GUYZLook what I can do!
Tape DickBefore we had CDs all we had to shove up out dicks were tapes.
Light saberdick
Penis Cookie SlutYou know this dirty girl wishes that was real ;)
Quick_draw21 Meets The Ladies... And they laugh at the size of his cock... that can't feel good huh Quick_...
Since you're all pros at that topictell me if it's fake :)
Cutting of the cockWhich sensation would be more over-powering at that moment???
another fetishMore about the ´The "Perfect" Penis´ guy?
Art for art's sakei have no description for this, how about chocolate lips ?
Bichofelix, He-She-It!Because of the abrupt mood changes, Bichofelix must be both a woman & man.
The Fabled Male YamMmmmmm sweet potatoe fries.
Pin Cushionpppooooookkkkkkeeeeee
DickHeadUmm its a Skull
Ramstein fucking ruleswhen i first saw this i couldn't stop laughing.......pretty unexpecting
cock mutilationnot sure why anyone would want to cut pieces of their penis off :(
Comments to My cock
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yummy (skulk would have said)
Looks like there's hardly anywhere for a gonorrhea germ to implant itself.
lol I was thinking the same thing
At least I am getting laid.
I'm sorry for your misfortune.
still does not rhyme :(
Bitch
oh yeth
Lisp?
catch on quicker?
Thanks HurrIcanEAJW, but I actually enjoy having it. It brings a new meaning to dirty kinky sex when I fuck the girls since I don't use condoms.
and a small cock
at least he's used it
nooge
Mmmmmm creamy.
Yes, it oozes like that all the time.
Hahahaha! Naked possum in the related.
I'm seeing 'elchris paradise'. that was a funny picture that ... and true
Ahh, this brings back memories.
Do you know who you caught it from and how long you had it for?
looks like sperm
that's what she said
It is pus discharge but the girls mistake it for sperm. Lucky me.
...but they don't mistake that zit it's leaking from as a cock.
Plus, you seem to have crabs too. Way to infect yourself, Sir STD.
It is not a zit. It is pus from having Gonorrhea oozing out of my cock all the time. No Crabs though. Thank you.
That's a clit, right?
yes , ive got a bigger one if you want to see it
^ love connection
cue the benny hill music
but who would be doing the chasing ?
Not you, you're too fat.
How wonderful, good for you buddy.
Thank you.