And the fucking idiot above me was right about me making a joke about his goofy ass comment.But was wrong about me not getting sarcasm.
And the fucking idiot above me also molests retarded children.
Goddamnit you're mom was legal! I told her I'd take her to a pizza party if she gave me some ass and you're sorry ass being born was her mistake not mine.I gave her a wire hanger and wished her luck after that I think she tried her best but we all know how that went.Now I'm sittimg here commenting to my retarded offspring
Fugs I'm sorry to tell you this but itdoesn't matter how much you try to contact me I'll still never claim you as mine.
learn how to type it all in one post, or at least use the reply. And if you think that's cool, and not gay as michael jackson, then you sir, are as gay as the fag in the picture.
What the fuck are you talking about. Everyone on here makes fun of me. I can't make a comment about how this guy looks? If he didn't look like such a douche bag maybe I wouldn't of made the same comment, maybe I would of said how the dog reminds me of Alltimelow except the dog will refuse to lick the peanut butter off that guys cock
Drumwave, the only reason that you're safe from my dog is that her jaws would seize up on all of that lard on that thing you call a body. You, good sir, are attack proof.
Doeranger, the classic look of Dobermans is with floppy, full ears. People who clip dogs' ears for the sake of fashion should have their dicks clipped.
Whatever you want to call it, it's still wrong. I can understand the tail cropping with some breeds to prevent injury, but cutting bits of their ears off to suit YOUR taste just marks you out as a cunt.
The look I favor for dogs requires amputating one fore leg completely and breaking the tail and setting it at a 90 degree angle pointing the opposite direction of the missing limb.
The dog can't move around as well, but, boy, does it look cool.
Ok, so its cruel to cut their ears? Is it cruel your penis was choped and circumsized? I would'nt know, at least I got all of my penis you fuckin pussies.
And HankChinaski, that is actually by far the most funny thing I have ever seen you type on this site. Congratulation, you recieve
+1 Fuckin Point. *claps*
Personally, I'm against circumcision. If I ever have a son I won't let him be circumsized. As for my daughter, on the other hand, I was thinking about taking her to Africa and letting some old hal-drunk witch doctor cut off her labia with an old piece of broken glass and then sew her cootchie shut with a piece of zebra hide and an acacia thorn.
If you wash your cock everyday you are plenty hygenic. Men evolved with foreskins. They couldn't possibly be unhealthy. That's the way men are supposed to be. Also, I've heard sex is supposed to better for uncircumsized men.
It's unnatural, unnecessary mutilation. Why would anyone be for it? Because they are circumsized themselves, so it seems normal to them. But, no, it is not normal.
unnatural unnecessary mutilation? so are your pirate earings, or any piercing, whatever you name it. you sensitive fags pull everything out of proportion, chillout homos
Babies don't get to choose whether or not they want to be circumcised. If an adult wanted to get it done, I really couldn't care less. Also, yes, earrings are also unnatural and unnecessary, but people don't go around saying having pierced ears is more hygenic/safer/better than not having them. Also, I think there is a significant difference of degree between putting a hole in your ear or having your foreskin removed. Not quite on the same level, it seems to me.
well , the only diference here is that one of them can prevent you from a great amount of problems and deseases, and actually be good for you. earrings and that shit is just unsiognificant. but you go ahead and make an anti circumsition parade or whatever, you always get hung up on retarded unsignificant shit. makes you kinda lame
ive read a long time ago, that some study claimed its less likely to get infected with hiv or some other std being circumzied. something about the mucus in the penis not being able to absorb the virus or something. who gives a shit, im done talking about this
Don't say anything about politics, please.
I'm trapped in my own hometown thanks to the DNC.
All the fucking nuts came out of the woodworks to make life in Denver a living hell.
Youve obviously never taken a college-level Logic course. So long as you make one untrue statement, the following is automatically true. Ultimately crazy people try to follow logic
assphat...you really bore me....you and your "capitalize this and logic that...and im smarter than you.....ok...here you go.... Oh mighty Asphalt....you be the smarter of us.... there you go...you happy now
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.....good lord...
Trust me, a juggler never gets insulted with ball jokes.
Every time I contact juggle in public, everyone always either brings up Labyrinth, or how good I am with balls. Well fuck you very much.
Comments to My Dog
cool
...haircut
...was that a compliment?
what do you think?
I think you are a dick.
hehe. Hank, if you want to play anal games i suggest you give 1rish a call 'cos i've got work to do
jimi, you keep bringing me up in your comments as if you and I somehow have any interaction here. Are you just trying to get some attention?
Because fist is the only interaction whores like you need.
I just think he's a dick.
Why can't everyone on here be as easy to get along with as us?
The hell you are 1rish you're a prick.
And the fucking idiot above me fails to grasp sarcasm...
(and the fucking idiot below me will make a joke about the fucking idiot writing this comment)
And the fucking idiot above me was right about me making a joke about his goofy ass comment.But was wrong about me not getting sarcasm.
And the fucking idiot above me also molests retarded children.
And the fucking idiot above me is a molested retard child.
The fucking idiot above me is the product of a molested retarded child.
Hi dad!
lol...
Goddamnit you're mom was legal! I told her I'd take her to a pizza party if she gave me some ass and you're sorry ass being born was her mistake not mine.I gave her a wire hanger and wished her luck after that I think she tried her best but we all know how that went.Now I'm sittimg here commenting to my retarded offspring
Fugs I'm sorry to tell you this but itdoesn't matter how much you try to contact me I'll still never claim you as mine.
In public at least!
for real
learn how to type it all in one post, or at least use the reply. And if you think that's cool, and not gay as michael jackson, then you sir, are as gay as the fag in the picture.
Nice compound insult, but michael jackson isn't gay..."he made thriller, man...thriller."
michael jackson is a kiddie diddler!
He is both. A kiddie thriller
umm, yeah, he's a pedophile... a GAY pedophile!!!
hypoluvzaherpesman hardy har har
^Best name-flame I've seen in a while. Haha..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
which one's the dog? They both look like bitches to me
oh snaps...coming from drumrave, thats pretty bad
Drumrave's such a little bitch, he probably just waits around for any chance to make fun of someone else so no one on here makes fun of HIM.
What the fuck are you talking about. Everyone on here makes fun of me. I can't make a comment about how this guy looks? If he didn't look like such a douche bag maybe I wouldn't of made the same comment, maybe I would of said how the dog reminds me of Alltimelow except the dog will refuse to lick the peanut butter off that guys cock
Drumwave, the only reason that you're safe from my dog is that her jaws would seize up on all of that lard on that thing you call a body. You, good sir, are attack proof.
my dogs would kill yours
drumrave wins.
This coming from you? Not impressed at all. Try again.
Oh but i do win, since you just said yourself your dog can't do shit to me, so i'll just eat it and be on my way
Yeah, you do win. Elpiss doesn't.
stan would rape this animal
if that's you ..did you get her ears clipped? wtf?
Which one?
boom
Zing
headshot
wtf just happened?
texas toast!
Because I like the classic look of Dobermans, Dik. Plain and simple.
Natural is better.
I agree Hank.
Yeah, I like natural girls too. But big fake titties are nice also.
You suck.
it's cruel to cut their ears
i'd like to cut the ears of the guy that decided they look better mutilated
Yeah, that and the tail thing is cruel, in my opinion.
Doeranger, the classic look of Dobermans is with floppy, full ears. People who clip dogs' ears for the sake of fashion should have their dicks clipped.
No, that's the natural look dumbass. The cropped and docked look is as old as the breed.
The natural look is not the natural appearance? you stupid boy. Maybe you would have been better served getting surgery for those pubes on your head
Jesus titty fucking Christ you're a dumbass also??!! It's a damn comparison of natural and classical. Two differnt fucking things!
^ different
Whatever you want to call it, it's still wrong. I can understand the tail cropping with some breeds to prevent injury, but cutting bits of their ears off to suit YOUR taste just marks you out as a cunt.
The look I favor for dogs requires amputating one fore leg completely and breaking the tail and setting it at a 90 degree angle pointing the opposite direction of the missing limb.
The dog can't move around as well, but, boy, does it look cool.
Ok, so its cruel to cut their ears? Is it cruel your penis was choped and circumsized? I would'nt know, at least I got all of my penis you fuckin pussies.
And HankChinaski, that is actually by far the most funny thing I have ever seen you type on this site. Congratulation, you recieve
+1 Fuckin Point. *claps*
Personally, I'm against circumcision. If I ever have a son I won't let him be circumsized. As for my daughter, on the other hand, I was thinking about taking her to Africa and letting some old hal-drunk witch doctor cut off her labia with an old piece of broken glass and then sew her cootchie shut with a piece of zebra hide and an acacia thorn.
circumsicion can help you prevent many unpleasent visits to the urologist as a grown man, and its more higenic why would you be against that?
If you wash your cock everyday you are plenty hygenic. Men evolved with foreskins. They couldn't possibly be unhealthy. That's the way men are supposed to be. Also, I've heard sex is supposed to better for uncircumsized men.
It's unnatural, unnecessary mutilation. Why would anyone be for it? Because they are circumsized themselves, so it seems normal to them. But, no, it is not normal.
Elpiss, honest question, which do you prefer sucking more circumsized or uncircumsized?
hank is exactly right..seems obvious to anyone who isn't a goddamned idiot
unnatural unnecessary mutilation? so are your pirate earings, or any piercing, whatever you name it. you sensitive fags pull everything out of proportion, chillout homos
Babies don't get to choose whether or not they want to be circumcised. If an adult wanted to get it done, I really couldn't care less. Also, yes, earrings are also unnatural and unnecessary, but people don't go around saying having pierced ears is more hygenic/safer/better than not having them. Also, I think there is a significant difference of degree between putting a hole in your ear or having your foreskin removed. Not quite on the same level, it seems to me.
well , the only diference here is that one of them can prevent you from a great amount of problems and deseases, and actually be good for you. earrings and that shit is just unsiognificant. but you go ahead and make an anti circumsition parade or whatever, you always get hung up on retarded unsignificant shit. makes you kinda lame
It prevents diseases, does it? First I've heard.
ive read a long time ago, that some study claimed its less likely to get infected with hiv or some other std being circumzied. something about the mucus in the penis not being able to absorb the virus or something. who gives a shit, im done talking about this
Good.
And if you give up sucking cock for the crack rock, you too, can lower your rate of getting AIDS.
its very unlikely to get aids from oral sex. a grown up man should know this now a days, your an ignorant hank.
elpiss is a penis expert. I'm shocked.
^^proves that the gaylord of mucho has never eaten a pussy
It's "unlikely" to get AIDS from oral sex, so ElPiss doesn't mind sucking the cocks of guys with AIDS.
Pretty risky, Piss. You better be careful.
hahaha
For a pair of cocksuckers , 1rish1 and Hanky claim to know little about the male genitalia
Sorry, Professor Cocksucker.
And, in this evenings' 'No MS Sign means Fake' report....
and that's jim with the noob report
And dik with the long haired canadian report
Now here's Rob Fukazaki with the sports.
DNJr, thanks for that political report
Don't say anything about politics, please.
I'm trapped in my own hometown thanks to the DNC.
All the fucking nuts came out of the woodworks to make life in Denver a living hell.
Do I really have to prove that I'm some douchebag with a dog?
you have proven your a douchebag....we just fell sorry for the dog :P
True, true.
You felt sorry for the dog so you want it to hold an MS sign? Your logic is just awesome.
is there really any logic on ms??? no
Youve obviously never taken a college-level Logic course. So long as you make one untrue statement, the following is automatically true. Ultimately crazy people try to follow logic
assphat...you really bore me....you and your "capitalize this and logic that...and im smarter than you.....ok...here you go.... Oh mighty Asphalt....you be the smarter of us.... there you go...you happy now
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.....good lord...
Anyone is smarter that you.
Yes, but Irish, you are pretty close.
Hank, you know by now that I am way smarter than that douche. I know you gotta play it up here but you don't fool me, buddy.
Way smarter than nil is?... What exactly?
WTF are you talking about Assfeltch?
I was just murmuring to myself... I do it every so often
me too.its shameful to have anything in common with a loser like you
heh heh heh... that makes me laugh... heartily even... but AT you, not WITH you
What a faggy haircut.
I think he's trying to impress the ladies boys with that haircut
which lady?
My dog would eat your face off. Not a threat, just a fact.
They say that the dog resembles the owner, well DOERanger's dogs ears resemble his haircut. What's so hard to see about that?
What the fuck are you talking about?
cute couple
I think it's obvious here who is the pitcher and who is the catcher.
^Fail.
yep, you're the catcher and you're dad's the pitcher
I'm the manager. Get your granny out of the bullpen. I need some "relief". She throws a hell of a spit ball.
Well, that wasn't too bad. Now she has runners on the corners of her mouth.
She needs to dust off her mound.
AmazingFail
ball four im walking?
No, you're riding the pine.
DikNix is the ball boy. He loves balls.
Trust me, a juggler never gets insulted with ball jokes.
Every time I contact juggle in public, everyone always either brings up Labyrinth, or how good I am with balls. Well fuck you very much.
i like your balls
He juggles my balls with his tongue.
Ahahahaha, get bent Hankbot
"OUT!"
Well at least Hank has enough common sense to know when he fails, unlike a lot of people here.
My sense of failure is very common.
Nice seeing a dog with a nose so long, when he drinks out of the toilet, he clogs it, too.
my dog is still the champ in the mucho cute department..
Your mom must have smoked way too much crack when she was pregnant with you. My dog is way cuter than yours.
excuse me cakeeaters my dog is clearly the cutest
No way. My dog is way cuter than any of your flea bitten mutts.
I shit upon all of your dogs.
Especially since I spent today with food poisoning. LOTS of shitting.
Too much sushi?
My Molly still has the look of a puppy, she's way more cuter than even any of you!
my dog will charm you to death with his personality...then rip your jugular out with whats left of his teeth
My dog would puke on all of y'alls shoes while you were sleeping.
I just pictured Dik's dog ripping out someone's jugular and it made me think of the white rabbit in Holy Grail. Awesome.
Venus rules you all with an iron paw
Hide the peanutbutter!
haha, yeah, and the antifreeze!
^fail.
screw that...hide the hair gel!!
Dobe's are great dogs. Good with family and good with intruders.
Before I had bought her, I had never seen a fawn colored. But there she is. I'm a little biased, but I think she's beautiful.
man, you're girlfriend's got a dog face
That was a good one. Gotta admit it.
That's one fucking ugly dog!
...and the pooch on the right isn't much better.
bam
Boxers on the back of the sofa? Looks like doggy just had a peanut butter snack.
Thats a shirt. Nice try though.