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My girlfriend

Some people have been submitting pics of their wifes and girlfriends lately, so I thought I'd do the same. Isn't she pretty?

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Comments to My girlfriend

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-11-24T05:09:50Z says:

    I hope, for your sake, that this is a joke.

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-11-24T05:24:06Z says:

      I was thinking the same.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-24T05:57:56Z says:

      Why would I joke about such beauty.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-11-24T06:08:40Z says:

      You have the eye for it.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T08:23:04Z says:

      Beauty is clearly in the eye of the beerholder.

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2008-11-24T09:16:46Z says:

      hey i posted a pic of my boyfriend. ...assholes

    • jacq
      jacq 2008-11-24T10:29:48Z says:

      That is the real Mucha Sucka LOL

    • RabidPenguin
      RabidPenguin 2008-11-24T13:57:05Z says:

      OMG!!! I love ICP.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T14:11:35Z says:

      Then you are a worthless bitch.
      Have a nice day.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T15:07:07Z says:

      a lot of people think penguins are birds

    • gregchimp1441
      gregchimp1441 2008-11-24T15:10:10Z says:

      FUCK PENGUINS... this is a level imo

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T15:37:37Z says:

      shut up

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-11-24T18:21:30Z says:

      if i ever met rabid penguin in life i would vomit in his face

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-11-24T23:20:37Z says:

      i knew it was a joke as soon as i saw the mugshot... but then whn i clicked i saw that it was that desperate loser urkelbot that submited.... im calling real

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-11-24T23:24:14Z says:

      Urkelbot obviously hasn't has his eyes tested in a loooooong time.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2008-11-25T00:21:06Z says:

      man urkel, she's fucking hot!! do we get nude photos too??!!

    • RabidPenguin
      RabidPenguin 2008-11-26T14:18:11Z says:

      So I love ICP and everyone hates me? I love this place :D

  • SwissFandango
    SwissFandango 2008-11-24T05:10:48Z says:

    shes pretty if she lost half her weight in two years

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-11-24T07:44:23Z says:

      not even...

    • leftysurprise
      leftysurprise 2008-11-24T11:06:37Z says:

      absolutely not.

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2008-11-24T22:23:42Z says:

      She's a Juggalard.

  • Asaclark
    Asaclark 2008-11-24T05:12:25Z says:

    this reminds me of this time that i poured hot bacon grease in my eyes.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-11-24T05:50:18Z says:

      It was kerosene for me.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-11-24T06:57:45Z says:

      Romantic music plays. Asaclark and smerf's eyes meet. They kiss.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-11-24T07:32:36Z says:

      Hey, leave me out of your homosexual fantasies.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-11-24T07:40:19Z says:

      Wow, calling you two a homosexual fantasy is like calling Rosanne and Rosie O' Donelle a heterosexual fantasy.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-11-25T00:37:04Z says:

      And yet, you're still thinking about us having sex. How's the closet treating you?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-11-25T02:15:28Z says:

      Dude, that has nothing to do with fantasies, and everything to do with you guys acting blatantly gay.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-11-25T02:22:20Z says:

      smerf is a closet homo, hes always accusing other people of fantasizing about him then IMing them if they are interested.

  • edible-corpse
    edible-corpse 2008-11-24T05:20:54Z says:

    bitch you freaky alright

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2008-11-24T10:35:44Z says:

      Still sporting the celebrity homosexual chocolate fantasy avatar? Was Bush, too feminine for you?

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-11-24T05:27:55Z says:

    smug looking bitch. I just want to punch her in her fucking fat face..

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-24T05:44:39Z says:

      You know that you want some of that.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-11-25T04:25:24Z says:

      You ever heard of a tarbaby? I'm fairly certain that if you punched her the lard would suck you in. Best just to steer clear of this one.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-11-24T05:28:40Z says:

    "freakie"? it should rather say "greasy"!

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-11-24T05:30:31Z says:

    Four days before Halloween and she has to go back to the store to buy more candy.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-11-24T05:39:37Z says:

      *Honk Honk*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T06:54:35Z says:

      Who let that goose in here?

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2008-11-24T10:36:59Z says:

      Looks like 'for days after' as well~

  • iranian
    iranian 2008-11-24T05:31:04Z says:

    does she beat you up?
    cause she looks like that kind of person,

  • iranian
    iranian 2008-11-24T05:45:24Z says:

    fake!
    photo shopped

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-11-24T05:53:15Z says:

      You can't photoshop fat n' ugly.

      I would like to see her tits though.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-24T05:55:50Z says:

      Her tits are amazing.

    • Asaclark
      Asaclark 2008-11-24T05:57:35Z says:

      I am drooling thinking about you thinking about her.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-24T06:39:57Z says:

      The only thing amazing about this bitch's tits is that they lactate gravy.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T06:53:47Z says:

      I'd butter her muffin, then.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-24T15:10:24Z says:

      1rish1 will lick your butter off afterwards

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T15:17:11Z says:

      ^Gay

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T17:13:29Z says:

      fries, can't help but fantasize about me.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-24T19:00:51Z says:

      as if

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-11-24T06:10:11Z says:

    Did she learn how to put make up on from Bozo the Clown?

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-11-24T07:07:55Z says:

      No, she ate him.

  • Asaclark
    Asaclark 2008-11-24T06:13:08Z says:

    HOMEY DONT PLAY THAT GAME.

    • GwiLo
      GwiLo 2008-11-24T13:27:07Z says:

      homey dont play that...

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-11-25T06:16:20Z says:

      "..that game" priceless

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-11-24T06:22:31Z says:

    i never fucked a juggalo

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-11-24T09:35:47Z says:

      You never fucked anything.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-11-25T05:06:22Z says:

      havent you ever wondered about your dog's limp?

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-11-24T06:33:27Z says:

    well, if fat clowns turn you on. hey, my gf's chubby, but wearing that? blech!

  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T06:39:39Z says:

    Wow, that looks exactly like one of my friends from High School...Only Anna was shorter.

    Way to score. *gags*

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-11-24T06:59:26Z says:

      Did this "friend" only appear when you were in front of a mirror?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T08:56:41Z says:

      *takes it like a bitch*

      *isn't sober enough to think of a good come back*

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T09:24:03Z says:

      We'll wait. So, when you're trashed you take it like a bitch?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T09:35:07Z says:

      Only when it's really good weed...

      speaking of weed...i need more....

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T09:42:42Z says:

      I've got some $25 a gram shit coming tomorrow. Got some decent outdoor tonight.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T09:48:32Z says:

      See the great part about being a fun and pretty girl like myself, I don't pay for my weed.

      ^.^
      My friend gave me some Pink Butterfly and apart from the rather strong taste it leaves in my mouth...It is by far some of the best weed ever...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T09:57:29Z says:

      I don't what the shit is that I'm getting, but you can smell it right through two plastic bags. Pretty sure it's Canadian.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T09:59:17Z says:

      Sooo...feel like company?

      ^.^

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T10:08:39Z says:

      Always lol. You weren't the one that just drove past my house blaring dirty white boy by foreigner, were ya? lol

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T10:10:18Z says:

      Hahaa, I was wondering if it was loud enough for you...

      Check your damn Myspace Grandpa.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T10:11:37Z says:

      You are a fucking vapid whore.

      Go choke to death on some gang bang cum guzzling.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T10:13:35Z says:

      Love you too Hank.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T10:23:06Z says:

      You misspelled loathe.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T10:27:43Z says:

      Aw, you must have some major daddy issues...
      I'm sorry.
      Would a hug make it better?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T10:31:25Z says:

      Hank's probably not much of a hugger.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T10:36:05Z says:

      Yeah, I bet your right.
      Perhaps if I was to let him touch my tragus piercing?

      Fuck...I'm gonna pass out...

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2008-11-24T10:39:58Z says:

      MoobMan he is tho~

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T10:57:00Z says:

      Why would hating an irritating bitch indicate "daddy issues", whatever that might entale?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2008-11-24T11:00:18Z says:

      Why wouldn't it?

      Really though...I'm just gonna go die now...night

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T11:18:15Z says:

      Nice reasoning there, moron.

      Why wouldn't it? Yes, indeed. Maybe because there isn't any connection between disliking your inane whoreishness and my father.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T11:18:55Z says:

      you don't pay for your weed huh? let me tell you skank you most certainly are paying for it

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T11:21:59Z says:

      heh, you guys crack me up.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-24T11:23:51Z says:

      bragging online about doing drugs, saying you have to pass out, batantly saying you're "pretty"? you sound like an insecure teenager to me

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T11:42:14Z says:

      I know, right? How lame. What a kid.

      Anyways, last night I was over at my girlfriend's house saying the same thing. She always hooks me up with free booze and weed just to keep me happy, because I'm so handsome and fun to have around.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T11:43:14Z says:

      Oh shit, I am wasted. I think I'm gonna pass out from all this free weed.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-24T11:47:21Z says:

      And then it's time to pay the piper hank

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-24T11:47:49Z says:

      anyway, i thought she was an insecure teenager.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T11:51:17Z says:

      i want to eat her liver

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T11:51:24Z says:

      Aren't they the best kind though?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T13:15:19Z says:

      Oh man, I'm so hung over from when it went clubbin' last night and drank like a dozen (gay drink name here) and then we got kicked out of that club so we went to this other club and drank even more.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T13:15:51Z says:

      I get into all the best clubs because of my hot body.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T13:16:23Z says:

      Does everyone here like me yet or should I continue the story?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T13:17:36Z says:

      I snorted coke off the toilet seat and let some guy fuck me in the ass! It was awesome!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T13:29:45Z says:

      Sounds like you had a pretty busy weekend, Wanko.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T13:36:17Z says:

      weekend? that was this morning

    • smokemypole
      smokemypole 2008-11-24T13:49:33Z says:

      Apart from Hank's relentless fury, it cracks me up how when girls post stuff, people try to 'e-hit' on them... Wtf

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-24T13:58:34Z says:

      By all means, continue the story, Wanko

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T13:59:42Z says:

      Some people get 'e-pussy'. Lol....Some people just stay at 'e-home' and 'e-masturbate'. What do you do, have 'e-butt sex' with your 'e-homo friends'?

      Rotflmfaotguagttstbsfbigtmfatfw.
      (Roll on the floor laughing my fucking ass off then get up and go to the store to buy some food because I got the muchies from all this free weed.)

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-24T13:59:54Z says:

      Hank's "relentless fury" is funny to me and often times, spot on

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T14:16:59Z says:

      I've gotten e-pussy before.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T14:17:27Z says:

      Hey, jamiee, do you have a web cam?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T14:26:46Z says:

      Who hasn't gotten e-pussy?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-24T14:36:25Z says:

      yes, I have a web cam, dik's looking at me right now

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-24T14:37:02Z says:

      Well, actually he's watching tv, but I'm looking at him

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T14:42:18Z says:

      Morph is all about the e-furry.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T14:54:53Z says:

      I didn't know you had a cam. We can turn our cams on and get naked. Don't tell dik though he might get jealous.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-11-24T16:10:50Z says:

      MuchoDruggo.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T01:04:59Z says:

      My connection just dried up.

      (*_*;)

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-11-25T01:50:03Z says:

      typical truck-driver weekend

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-25T02:36:59Z says:

      Elchris' "typical truck-driver weekend" is him blowing dudes in a truck stop bathroom.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-25T02:44:50Z says:

      getting caught with the meat in his mouth...

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-25T02:53:18Z says:

      Don't get me stuck on the Dead Boys again. You had me listening to them for a month straight last time.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-25T03:05:32Z says:

      funny you should that. "Y.L.& S." is still in heavy rotation here too...make it stop

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-25T03:05:54Z says:

      *mention

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-11-24T07:12:45Z says:

    Is she an Insane Clown Posse groupie?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-24T10:07:51Z says:

      That was quite the stab in the dark there. What makes you say that?

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-11-24T08:30:56Z says:

    even if i would be the ugliest man in the world i would find that attractive, i would work and buy hookers.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-11-24T08:31:35Z says:

      wouldnt

    • panmaru
      panmaru 2008-11-24T08:35:13Z says:

      haha freudian slip, you really would pork her.LMAO

    • PIantshit
      PIantshit 2008-11-24T09:24:20Z says:

      i know.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-24T09:26:09Z says:

      Yeah, but hookers would be so much easier.

  • panmaru
    panmaru 2008-11-24T08:34:32Z says:

    Do you know what fat chicks an mopeds have in common? they are both fun to ride until your friends find out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T09:18:00Z says:

      Did you just make that one up? Because, I have never, ever heard that joke before and, WOW!, it was hilarious.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-11-24T09:37:21Z says:

      Your sarcasim is showing hanky.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-24T10:33:04Z says:

      Cheeky is gonna be pissed that panmaru has stolen his joke

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2008-11-24T10:40:47Z says:

      Little bit of hanky-panky

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-24T11:49:13Z says:

      I ride a scooter ya bastard.

      But then i've also fucked my share of fat chicks.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-24T13:42:15Z says:

      me too

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-24T22:38:04Z says:

      Rides a scooter! Haaahahahahahaha!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-25T04:05:27Z says:

      I was thinking of getting a scooter.

      Aprilia Habana, specifically.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-25T18:15:05Z says:

      That sounds more like a cigar than a scooter.


      Still, scooter...Haahahahaha!

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-11-24T08:49:39Z says:

    i like her shoes

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-24T13:42:52Z says:

      the whole ensemble is ok apart from the stupid clown face

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-25T00:51:54Z says:

      In what possible way is any of that "ensemble" ok?

  • thecraze
    thecraze 2008-11-24T13:21:43Z says:

    I hope she doesn't smoke, because she's so fat she could start a grease fire.

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-11-24T13:34:16Z says:

    Well, at least chances are good that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch... *Shudders*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T15:35:25Z says:

      Suck the what? Chrome, you say? Off a trailer hitch? Did I hear you correctly?

      That, sir, is an absurd thing to propose! It absolutely impossible.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-11-25T00:30:51Z says:

      Fat chicks give the best head. FACT.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-25T02:03:33Z says:

      nope, FL...that would be "over 65, with removable teeth" give the the best head

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-11-25T14:36:42Z says:

      But if she was fat... Holy shit man!

  • zMONSTERz
    zMONSTERz 2008-11-24T14:44:21Z says:

    you would need to rub her in flour to find the wet spot

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T14:59:55Z says:

      Hahahahahahahahaha. *tears in eyes* Woooo hoooo, that is a good one!!!!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T15:04:37Z says:

      That is a good one. Did you make that up?

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T15:09:16Z says:

      boom headshot

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T15:09:40Z says:

      what an e-dick

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T15:12:32Z says:

      just kidding around new guy...haha..hey listen welcome to muchosucko. we're a pretty friendly, jovial bunch here..so by all means keep those jokes coming because we've never heard them here...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T15:18:34Z says:

      Haha

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-24T15:24:21Z says:

      oh shit that avatar...hahaha

    • zMONSTERz
      zMONSTERz 2008-11-24T20:17:38Z says:

      ok heres the shit guys been visiting here for about a year now just enjoyed the comments you fuck bags make, thought it was time i made some myself.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-24T21:33:57Z says:

      The difference is that ours are funny, witty or intelligent. Yours aren't.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T23:33:11Z says:

      Mine are only half-witty.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-11-25T00:39:54Z says:

      That's because you're a half-wit, hank.

      zmonsterz, lurk time counts for shit.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T01:14:48Z says:

      I smell fresh fish.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-11-25T02:29:29Z says:

      i wonder what smerf can smell, those gigantic moobs increase his sense of smell.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T02:38:20Z says:

      Way to steal a lame joke from Hank and make it even lamer.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-11-25T02:47:26Z says:

      oh im sorry, because i smell fresh fish was so fucking awesome.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-25T02:52:17Z says:

      Bootface, you're embarrassingly dumb.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T03:59:25Z says:

      Good news, zMonsterz: someone just dropped the soap. I'll get to you later.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T04:27:37Z says:

      So, Bootface. You gonna pick up the soap, or what?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-25T04:52:35Z says:

      Good job, Smooby, you actually can make a joke, as long as someone sets a real easy one up for you.

      Here's your gold star. Don't eat it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-25T04:54:03Z says:

      He didn't steal any lame joke from me. My jokes are 100% lame-free.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-25T05:01:51Z says:

      Not entiiiiiiirely true...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T06:00:26Z says:

      Dude, the moobs thing is so old dik could kill a man with it.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-25T06:26:30Z says:

      Fresh fish should have little or no odor at all, Malone. And I have to admit, the moobs thing is getting a little old.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2008-11-25T06:29:31Z says:

      It's the fear that you actually smell. It's a pheromonal thing.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-25T08:46:29Z says:

      Whether the moobs thing is old or new is irrelevant to my purposes.

  • TropouT
    TropouT 2008-11-24T19:07:24Z says:

    she def has front-butt

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-11-25T23:05:08Z says:

    Interesting. I thought the American Buffalo was making a comeback, but I can see that nothing will breed with this female.

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-11-26T08:35:03Z says:

    Is this really a picture of a picture?

urkelbot
posted November 24, 2008

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