i knew it was a joke as soon as i saw the mugshot... but then whn i clicked i saw that it was that desperate loser urkelbot that submited.... im calling real
Anyways, last night I was over at my girlfriend's house saying the same thing. She always hooks me up with free booze and weed just to keep me happy, because I'm so handsome and fun to have around.
Oh man, I'm so hung over from when it went clubbin' last night and drank like a dozen (gay drink name here) and then we got kicked out of that club so we went to this other club and drank even more.
Some people get 'e-pussy'. Lol....Some people just stay at 'e-home' and 'e-masturbate'. What do you do, have 'e-butt sex' with your 'e-homo friends'?
Rotflmfaotguagttstbsfbigtmfatfw.
(Roll on the floor laughing my fucking ass off then get up and go to the store to buy some food because I got the muchies from all this free weed.)
just kidding around new guy...haha..hey listen welcome to muchosucko. we're a pretty friendly, jovial bunch here..so by all means keep those jokes coming because we've never heard them here...
Comments to My girlfriend
I hope, for your sake, that this is a joke.
I was thinking the same.
Why would I joke about such beauty.
You have the eye for it.
Beauty is clearly in the eye of the beerholder.
hey i posted a pic of my boyfriend. ...assholes
That is the real Mucha Sucka LOL
OMG!!! I love ICP.
Then you are a worthless bitch.
Have a nice day.
a lot of people think penguins are birds
FUCK PENGUINS... this is a level imo
shut up
if i ever met rabid penguin in life i would vomit in his face
i knew it was a joke as soon as i saw the mugshot... but then whn i clicked i saw that it was that desperate loser urkelbot that submited.... im calling real
Urkelbot obviously hasn't has his eyes tested in a loooooong time.
man urkel, she's fucking hot!! do we get nude photos too??!!
So I love ICP and everyone hates me? I love this place :D
shes pretty if she lost half her weight in two years
not even...
absolutely not.
She's a Juggalard.
this reminds me of this time that i poured hot bacon grease in my eyes.
It was kerosene for me.
Romantic music plays. Asaclark and smerf's eyes meet. They kiss.
Hey, leave me out of your homosexual fantasies.
Wow, calling you two a homosexual fantasy is like calling Rosanne and Rosie O' Donelle a heterosexual fantasy.
And yet, you're still thinking about us having sex. How's the closet treating you?
Dude, that has nothing to do with fantasies, and everything to do with you guys acting blatantly gay.
smerf is a closet homo, hes always accusing other people of fantasizing about him then IMing them if they are interested.
bitch you freaky alright
Still sporting the celebrity homosexual chocolate fantasy avatar? Was Bush, too feminine for you?
smug looking bitch. I just want to punch her in her fucking fat face..
You know that you want some of that.
You ever heard of a tarbaby? I'm fairly certain that if you punched her the lard would suck you in. Best just to steer clear of this one.
"freakie"? it should rather say "greasy"!
lol
Four days before Halloween and she has to go back to the store to buy more candy.
*Honk Honk*
Who let that goose in here?
Looks like 'for days after' as well~
does she beat you up?
cause she looks like that kind of person,
fake!
photo shopped
You can't photoshop fat n' ugly.
I would like to see her tits though.
Her tits are amazing.
I am drooling thinking about you thinking about her.
The only thing amazing about this bitch's tits is that they lactate gravy.
I'd butter her muffin, then.
1rish1 will lick your butter off afterwards
^Gay
fries, can't help but fantasize about me.
as if
Did she learn how to put make up on from Bozo the Clown?
No, she ate him.
HOMEY DONT PLAY THAT GAME.
homey dont play that...
"..that game" priceless
i never fucked a juggalo
You never fucked anything.
havent you ever wondered about your dog's limp?
well, if fat clowns turn you on. hey, my gf's chubby, but wearing that? blech!
a bit too honest??
Wow, that looks exactly like one of my friends from High School...Only Anna was shorter.
Way to score. *gags*
Did this "friend" only appear when you were in front of a mirror?
*takes it like a bitch*
*isn't sober enough to think of a good come back*
We'll wait. So, when you're trashed you take it like a bitch?
Only when it's really good weed...
speaking of weed...i need more....
I've got some $25 a gram shit coming tomorrow. Got some decent outdoor tonight.
See the great part about being a fun and pretty girl like myself, I don't pay for my weed.
^.^
My friend gave me some Pink Butterfly and apart from the rather strong taste it leaves in my mouth...It is by far some of the best weed ever...
I don't what the shit is that I'm getting, but you can smell it right through two plastic bags. Pretty sure it's Canadian.
Sooo...feel like company?
^.^
Always lol. You weren't the one that just drove past my house blaring dirty white boy by foreigner, were ya? lol
Hahaa, I was wondering if it was loud enough for you...
Check your damn Myspace Grandpa.
You are a fucking vapid whore.
Go choke to death on some gang bang cum guzzling.
Love you too Hank.
You misspelled loathe.
Aw, you must have some major daddy issues...
I'm sorry.
Would a hug make it better?
Hank's probably not much of a hugger.
Yeah, I bet your right.
Perhaps if I was to let him touch my tragus piercing?
Fuck...I'm gonna pass out...
MoobMan he is tho~
Why would hating an irritating bitch indicate "daddy issues", whatever that might entale?
Why wouldn't it?
Really though...I'm just gonna go die now...night
Nice reasoning there, moron.
Why wouldn't it? Yes, indeed. Maybe because there isn't any connection between disliking your inane whoreishness and my father.
you don't pay for your weed huh? let me tell you skank you most certainly are paying for it
heh, you guys crack me up.
bragging online about doing drugs, saying you have to pass out, batantly saying you're "pretty"? you sound like an insecure teenager to me
I know, right? How lame. What a kid.
Anyways, last night I was over at my girlfriend's house saying the same thing. She always hooks me up with free booze and weed just to keep me happy, because I'm so handsome and fun to have around.
Oh shit, I am wasted. I think I'm gonna pass out from all this free weed.
And then it's time to pay the piper hank
anyway, i thought she was an insecure teenager.
i want to eat her liver
Aren't they the best kind though?
Oh man, I'm so hung over from when it went clubbin' last night and drank like a dozen (gay drink name here) and then we got kicked out of that club so we went to this other club and drank even more.
I get into all the best clubs because of my hot body.
Does everyone here like me yet or should I continue the story?
I snorted coke off the toilet seat and let some guy fuck me in the ass! It was awesome!
Sounds like you had a pretty busy weekend, Wanko.
weekend? that was this morning
Apart from Hank's relentless fury, it cracks me up how when girls post stuff, people try to 'e-hit' on them... Wtf
By all means, continue the story, Wanko
Some people get 'e-pussy'. Lol....Some people just stay at 'e-home' and 'e-masturbate'. What do you do, have 'e-butt sex' with your 'e-homo friends'?
Rotflmfaotguagttstbsfbigtmfatfw.
(Roll on the floor laughing my fucking ass off then get up and go to the store to buy some food because I got the muchies from all this free weed.)
Hank's "relentless fury" is funny to me and often times, spot on
I've gotten e-pussy before.
Hey, jamiee, do you have a web cam?
Who hasn't gotten e-pussy?
yes, I have a web cam, dik's looking at me right now
Well, actually he's watching tv, but I'm looking at him
Morph is all about the e-furry.
I didn't know you had a cam. We can turn our cams on and get naked. Don't tell dik though he might get jealous.
MuchoDruggo.
My connection just dried up.
(*_*;)
typical truck-driver weekend
Elchris' "typical truck-driver weekend" is him blowing dudes in a truck stop bathroom.
getting caught with the meat in his mouth...
Don't get me stuck on the Dead Boys again. You had me listening to them for a month straight last time.
funny you should that. "Y.L.& S." is still in heavy rotation here too...make it stop
*mention
Is she an Insane Clown Posse groupie?
That was quite the stab in the dark there. What makes you say that?
even if i would be the ugliest man in the world i would find that attractive, i would work and buy hookers.
wouldnt
haha freudian slip, you really would pork her.LMAO
i know.
Yeah, but hookers would be so much easier.
Do you know what fat chicks an mopeds have in common? they are both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Did you just make that one up? Because, I have never, ever heard that joke before and, WOW!, it was hilarious.
Your sarcasim is showing hanky.
Cheeky is gonna be pissed that panmaru has stolen his joke
Little bit of hanky-panky
I ride a scooter ya bastard.
But then i've also fucked my share of fat chicks.
me too
Rides a scooter! Haaahahahahahaha!
I was thinking of getting a scooter.
Aprilia Habana, specifically.
That sounds more like a cigar than a scooter.
Still, scooter...Haahahahaha!
i like her shoes
the whole ensemble is ok apart from the stupid clown face
In what possible way is any of that "ensemble" ok?
I hope she doesn't smoke, because she's so fat she could start a grease fire.
Well, at least chances are good that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch... *Shudders*
Suck the what? Chrome, you say? Off a trailer hitch? Did I hear you correctly?
That, sir, is an absurd thing to propose! It absolutely impossible.
Fat chicks give the best head. FACT.
nope, FL...that would be "over 65, with removable teeth" give the the best head
But if she was fat... Holy shit man!
you would need to rub her in flour to find the wet spot
Hahahahahahahahaha. *tears in eyes* Woooo hoooo, that is a good one!!!!
That is a good one. Did you make that up?
boom headshot
what an e-dick
just kidding around new guy...haha..hey listen welcome to muchosucko. we're a pretty friendly, jovial bunch here..so by all means keep those jokes coming because we've never heard them here...
Haha
oh shit that avatar...hahaha
ok heres the shit guys been visiting here for about a year now just enjoyed the comments you fuck bags make, thought it was time i made some myself.
The difference is that ours are funny, witty or intelligent. Yours aren't.
Mine are only half-witty.
That's because you're a half-wit, hank.
zmonsterz, lurk time counts for shit.
I smell fresh fish.
i wonder what smerf can smell, those gigantic moobs increase his sense of smell.
Way to steal a lame joke from Hank and make it even lamer.
oh im sorry, because i smell fresh fish was so fucking awesome.
Bootface, you're embarrassingly dumb.
Good news, zMonsterz: someone just dropped the soap. I'll get to you later.
So, Bootface. You gonna pick up the soap, or what?
Good job, Smooby, you actually can make a joke, as long as someone sets a real easy one up for you.
Here's your gold star. Don't eat it.
He didn't steal any lame joke from me. My jokes are 100% lame-free.
Not entiiiiiiirely true...
Dude, the moobs thing is so old dik could kill a man with it.
Fresh fish should have little or no odor at all, Malone. And I have to admit, the moobs thing is getting a little old.
It's the fear that you actually smell. It's a pheromonal thing.
Whether the moobs thing is old or new is irrelevant to my purposes.
she def has front-butt
Interesting. I thought the American Buffalo was making a comeback, but I can see that nothing will breed with this female.
Is this really a picture of a picture?