My new girlfriend

Comments to My new girlfriend

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  dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-05T04:04:26Z says:

  hockeytwatt?

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    freak31872 2009-04-05T04:10:01Z says:

    No ones ever slipped a knot in that.
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    jsloan10 2009-04-05T04:12:42Z says:

    I want to fuck her bellybutton.
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    mamer 2009-04-05T04:14:29Z says:

    so her fetus can suck your cock while you are doing her?
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    Archman 2009-04-05T04:42:50Z says:

    It doesn't work like that.
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    jsloan10 2009-04-05T06:04:40Z says:

    It can with the help of an ice pick!
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    MixerSlut 2009-04-05T06:13:45Z says:

    nice gut...
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    MixerSlut 2009-04-05T06:14:35Z says:

    too late.....
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    abortedjesus 2009-04-05T08:49:37Z says:

    I am hoping Slipknot refers to her tubes being tied.
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    Steff-Chan 2009-04-05T23:30:26Z says:

    That screams beer belly- FEED ME!
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  LOGDROPPER 2009-04-05T04:18:56Z says:

  Nice gut
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  -Morph- 2009-04-05T05:28:59Z says:

  i want to gut punch her face.
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  RandallFlagg 2009-04-05T05:36:20Z says:

  slipknot used to be good.

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    OozeYeti 2009-04-05T16:06:49Z says:

    Not they didn't.
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    OozeYeti 2009-04-05T16:07:50Z says:

    No* < shit
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    Camycazi 2009-04-05T16:24:54Z says:

    I hate to agree with that idiot but he's right, they were never good ... at all.
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  UncleJ4 2009-04-05T05:36:39Z says:

  So...did she come knocked up, or what?

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    dwhill05 2009-04-05T05:44:33Z says:

    It's the unholy virgin conception of the spawn of satan.
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  SunshineKellie86 2009-04-05T05:55:30Z says:

  Strangely, same eye as ferret?

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    jsloan10 2009-04-05T06:04:11Z says:

    I'm gonna rape you so gentle tonight...
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    SunshineKellie86 2009-04-05T06:09:07Z says:

    Think they'll let me post a funny picture even though I have not shared my epic boobs?
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    Alec13 2009-04-05T07:05:37Z says:

    you can't call them epic.
    You can call my dick epic and his two balls awesome, but you can't call your tits epic.
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    SunshineKellie86 2009-04-05T07:48:02Z says:

    Trust me, when you see them...
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    cheekycov 2009-04-05T09:20:43Z says:

    ...you'll shit bricks
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    sergeant-taco 2009-04-05T10:01:27Z says:

    Post 'em then and stop tempting us to rape you.
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    OozeYeti 2009-04-05T16:09:30Z says:

    Tempting jsloan, you couldn't rape a autistic turd.
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    jsloan10 2009-04-05T18:16:16Z says:

    You know nothing of my legendary work with disabled scat.
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    jsloan10 2009-04-05T18:20:29Z says:

    *puts "scat rape" into Google image search*
    OH MY, cooooool!
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    DejaVu 2009-04-05T19:48:56Z says:

    if the "funny picture" is supposed to be that crap "comparison" thing you did... it's not funny, it's very lame. and the eyes look nothing the same
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    Jones 2009-04-05T19:53:51Z says:

    Deja, I've been trying to crack the lid on this case, but so far she hasn't given me an answer. Her eye color changes between her photos, and has yet to admit using contacts. Until we see a sign, should we call bullshit on it being her on the photo she submitted?
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    DejaVu 2009-04-05T23:26:24Z says:

    why would you even question that? of course keep calling bullshit until you get a pic with a sign
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  MandaWee 2009-04-05T13:24:21Z says:

  You sure your new girlfriend isn't a boy?
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  IgnatiusReilly 2009-04-05T14:44:24Z says:

  I think it is a man

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    OozeYeti 2009-04-05T16:10:31Z says:

    You're telling me it's human?
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  toolman961 2009-04-05T18:29:29Z says:

  I feel sorry for the younger generation when pictures like this come out.
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  sasquatch 2009-04-06T01:16:57Z says:

  yep that's a keeper urkle, you'll make a wonderful couple since you have so much in common