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My nipple

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Comments to My nipple

  • dik
    dik 2007-06-28T04:03:26Z says:

    pierced nipple aaahAHAHAHAHA
    sorry dude but come on

    • Chodogg
      Chodogg 2007-06-28T06:59:38Z says:

      hah.. and spiked ends, hes such a hard ass

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:27:59Z says:

      Word, yo.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-06-28T04:04:28Z says:

    This pic gives me a bad case of Severe Masturbation Deficiency.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:27:17Z says:

      Well... Good.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-06-28T04:08:08Z says:

    Another photo of outstanding quality. Jeez, ya know, if the photo is too dark, try again. Why even submit such a low quality image?

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T04:15:08Z says:

      looks pretty clear to me hank...maybe its your honda computer. anyway why would u want to see his ultra creepy nipple?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-06-28T04:20:04Z says:

      Yeah your face is much better A ZING ZING ZING

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T04:28:23Z says:

      hehe who'da thought that'd get posted

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-28T04:32:12Z says:

      Are you kiddding me? It's super dark.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2007-06-28T04:34:39Z says:

      must be those chink eyes of his

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-28T05:12:36Z says:

      not enough light gets in the eternal squinting.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:29:03Z says:

      Actually, it would have been brighter, but the flash on my camera kept fucking up.

    • Twisted1
      Twisted1 2007-06-28T10:49:29Z says:

      Ok hank, pull your head out of your ass and see the light.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T10:54:12Z says:

      i wish it showed up darker on my comp

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-28T13:07:01Z says:

      I see Hanks back to his complaining ways & smerf, if you used a flash that close wouldnt it just make to picture waaay too bright?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-28T13:09:40Z says:

      Oranje, quite whining you baby. It's not a clear, good quality photo. It's a simple observation of a simple fact.

    • HareTrinity
      HareTrinity 2007-06-28T13:36:10Z says:

      Strange, I didn't study it in that much depth.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-28T13:45:45Z says:

      Suck it up princess... HEY someone fetch Hank his dummy!!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-28T15:19:24Z says:

      Either the image on my computer is darker than all yours, or your all idiots that have never seen a photograph before.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T16:28:45Z says:

      Actually, I can adjust the flash output on my camera, but it doesn't matter if the flash doesn't want to work in the first place.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T17:26:38Z says:

      i wonder if your nipple's soul will get fucked up by taking it's picture

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T20:22:52Z says:

      Nah, I sold my soul, it's soul, the other nipples soul, and most of the other souls in my body. My penis and feet still have theirs, though.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-06-28T04:19:44Z says:

    Do people tug on it frequently? I would.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:28:45Z says:

      Actually, I kept myself entertained while studying by playing with it. But no, people other than me do not tug on it frequently.

    • IanR1986
      IanR1986 2007-06-28T17:48:57Z says:

      i have mine done and girls have the erge to pull on it, altho some get freaked out by it

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-28T19:27:39Z says:

      i would assume so, i was thinking about getting one of those, but people give me titty twisters alot and i can see it ending badly.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T20:24:32Z says:

      Dick, that's probably a good idea.

      Girls seem to have this fascination with nipple rings on guys. When they first see them, they're like "Oh my god, ow! Didn't that hurt? Why? Why would you do that? ...Can I touch it?"

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-28T20:39:52Z says:

      my pooint exactly, but yeah, i like not having to put bandaids on my manboobs

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T21:18:11Z says:

      The only time I put bandaids over mine was when I was in karate class. Doesn't help if you get punched there, but it keeps it from getting snagged on accident.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-28T23:09:15Z says:

      "HOLD STILL!"
      "what?"
      "my chest is stuck to your wool sweater!"

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-29T01:31:37Z says:

      ...Yeah, I've never had that problem.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-29T01:36:35Z says:

      shit

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-06-28T04:26:02Z says:

    I like this one better....you have a hairy chest can I wax it??

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:29:16Z says:

      No you may not.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-28T12:53:14Z says:

      what about me, can i wax it?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T16:28:22Z says:

      No, but maybe my back.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-29T00:19:39Z says:

      *drools*

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-06-28T04:30:04Z says:

    Damn it Smerf, what the hell is wrong with you? I don't want to have to stare at your nipple for like 30min. I really don't want to have to do that.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-06-28T04:44:54Z says:

      Nobody wants to...but it is hypnotic.

    • odium
      odium 2007-06-28T05:04:55Z says:

      It just doesn't. make. sense.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T08:01:26Z says:

      Just felt like posting a picture of my nipple.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-06-28T17:27:07Z says:

      I.Must.Stop.Staring

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T20:24:59Z says:

      Finally, one of my plans to take over the world looks promising. They can't look away!

  • RObbiee
    RObbiee 2007-06-28T04:40:43Z says:

    you make those BME people look like pussy. Totaly hardcore dude. You sooo gotta be the president of the "Speical People Club"

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:29:44Z says:

      Why would I want to take your position?

    • RObbiee
      RObbiee 2007-06-28T22:12:39Z says:

      you gotta, not do you wanna.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-06-28T05:06:08Z says:

    If I post a picture of my self will you guys keep the insults to a minimun?..thank you...lmao, ill do it later. Do I have to write muchosucko on my self so you guys know its authentic?

    • iamlegend
      iamlegend 2007-06-28T05:13:43Z says:

      not only will i make fun of you, i will make you want to hurt yourself.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:30:39Z says:

      Actually, you can write muchsucko on a card. Hand written, though. Too easy to photoshop printed text.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-28T14:08:57Z says:

      better yet, stab youself in the eye with a fork & we will know its you for sure!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-06-28T05:39:41Z says:

    Damn dude you need a manicure in the worst way... oh and your gay.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:31:20Z says:

      No, if I was gay I'd have a manicure.

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-06-28T12:13:38Z says:

      And it would have been a pierced wang.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-28T12:48:57Z says:

      And a waxed chest.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-28T12:55:36Z says:

      with red hot candlewax dripping all around it.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T16:29:34Z says:

      And there'd be some lady whipping me or beating me with a dildo.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-28T17:08:09Z says:

      And you'd be posting photos of your cosplay props.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T17:28:35Z says:

      nipple piercing is pretty gay either way

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T20:26:21Z says:

      That's debatable, but ladies love them, so I'm not complaining.

  • CockSuckinMotherFuckin
    CockSuckinMotherFuckin 2007-06-28T07:02:28Z says:

    thats not your nipple thats your cock you got a new cockring.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:31:44Z says:

      Well, why don't you suck on it.

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-06-28T07:10:23Z says:

    yep,thats pretty damn gay

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T07:47:20Z says:

      And yet, ladies seem to love the fact that my nipples are pierced.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T09:13:11Z says:

      regardless man it comes off as pretty gay

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-28T12:49:46Z says:

      Yeah, ladies love lots of gay shit on guys. It allows them to satisfy their secret lesbian urges.

    • HareTrinity
      HareTrinity 2007-06-28T13:34:49Z says:

      So your reason for liking lesbians is...? Wouldn't be fair if only guys got the cute ones and we were left with the fugly men.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T16:56:14Z says:

      Personally, I like watching lesbians, but I'd rather they were bi.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-28T17:17:58Z says:

      Plenty of "lesbians" still want the cock.

      See, it's like this: Many people are bisexual. Also, our culture doesn't have the same taboo about girl on girl as it does about boy on boy. And, many young women have been fucked over by men.

      So, a young bisexual woman gets hurt by a man and decides all men should burn in hell. She meets a "caring" woman and one thing leads to another. Thing is, lesbians don't truck with the whole bisexual thing. So this young girl becomes a "full-on" lesbian to please her new special friend (and her own man hating sensibilities). She moves on and identifies herself as a full-on lesbian to the world. Out and proud and all that.

      Thing is... this originally bisexual girl still, deep down, craves the cock. So, the lesson is that SOME women who claim they are lesbians are actually just waiting for the right moment to scratch that itch that no woman has been able to scratch. Of course, there are also full-on lesbians. All I'm saying is that there's no reason to give up hope.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T20:28:07Z says:

      Yeah, that's kinda how my last girlfriend was. Then I showed up, Mr. Nice Guy, just when her girlfriend at the time was being evil. So I get to claim that I turned a lesbian into a bi.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-29T00:21:02Z says:

      *applauds*

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-29T01:32:43Z says:

      Thank you, thank you. Now if she hadn't dumped me four months later... The weekend after Valentine's Day, come to think of it. :'(

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-06-28T08:10:46Z says:

    And now, since I have replied to many of your comments, fuck you all, I'm going to bed. I have a job interview tomorrow.

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-06-28T09:00:29Z says:

      Make sure you get your nipple out. Thats how I got my job as a go go dancer. I lasted three minutes.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T09:08:33Z says:

      Wrong kind of job, but I'll keep that in mind. It is a lady interviewing.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T09:11:23Z says:

      *interviewing me.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T09:12:05Z says:

      God damnit though. I have to actually get up in the morning. I need to be sleeping. I can't fucking sleep.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T09:14:26Z says:

      you shoulld put pierced nipples on your resume so u don't have to awkwardly bring it up during the interview

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-06-28T13:54:28Z says:

      It would be one of the best resumes ever!

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-06-28T13:54:56Z says:

      oh, and good luck to you and your nipple smerf.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-28T17:30:17Z says:

      ya good luck smerf's nipples

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-06-28T18:05:19Z says:

      Good luck smerf. May the nipple be with you.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T20:29:05Z says:

      Well, I think it went well. Didn't even need to bring up my nipples.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-28T22:52:46Z says:

      Well you're no sport at all....

  • SBD
    SBD 2007-06-28T14:59:51Z says:

    thanks for putting the "ms" on your fingernail. I dont think anyone would belive that was really you otherwise. it is pretty unbelivable that someone is that gay. dont worry though, that nail polish should cover up the ms pretty good i'd say.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-28T15:52:12Z says:

      oh, you're just jealous!

    • SBD
      SBD 2007-06-28T16:07:39Z says:

      Oh yes, I just cant wait for the new avatar...

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-06-28T15:24:09Z says:

    smerf why are you always holding your nipple? Do you have saggy moobs?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-28T16:30:56Z says:

      I just needed to get my thumb in the picture with the "MS" on it.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-06-28T17:28:14Z says:

      Ha! Smerf has moobs!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-28T19:30:09Z says:

      and wears a bro?

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-06-28T23:33:58Z says:

      MANSIERE!!!! No, Smerf... you're holding in in your avatar too...or does your fingernail say ms in that one too?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-29T01:33:51Z says:

      Actually, that was my middle finger, in that one. With MS written on it, but the glare off my fingernail obscured the S.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-06-29T02:08:02Z says:

    Hey smerf, can we summon you by shining a big picture of a pierced nipple on a cloud formation?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-29T03:33:53Z says:

      Well, you can try.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-29T03:37:49Z says:

      ....dunt work & it makes you feel stupid

  • gutz13
    gutz13 2007-06-30T03:10:39Z says:

    Attention whore!

smerf
posted June 28, 2007