Girls seem to have this fascination with nipple rings on guys. When they first see them, they're like "Oh my god, ow! Didn't that hurt? Why? Why would you do that? ...Can I touch it?"
The only time I put bandaids over mine was when I was in karate class. Doesn't help if you get punched there, but it keeps it from getting snagged on accident.
If I post a picture of my self will you guys keep the insults to a minimun?..thank you...lmao, ill do it later. Do I have to write muchosucko on my self so you guys know its authentic?
See, it's like this: Many people are bisexual. Also, our culture doesn't have the same taboo about girl on girl as it does about boy on boy. And, many young women have been fucked over by men.
So, a young bisexual woman gets hurt by a man and decides all men should burn in hell. She meets a "caring" woman and one thing leads to another. Thing is, lesbians don't truck with the whole bisexual thing. So this young girl becomes a "full-on" lesbian to please her new special friend (and her own man hating sensibilities). She moves on and identifies herself as a full-on lesbian to the world. Out and proud and all that.
Thing is... this originally bisexual girl still, deep down, craves the cock. So, the lesson is that SOME women who claim they are lesbians are actually just waiting for the right moment to scratch that itch that no woman has been able to scratch. Of course, there are also full-on lesbians. All I'm saying is that there's no reason to give up hope.
Yeah, that's kinda how my last girlfriend was. Then I showed up, Mr. Nice Guy, just when her girlfriend at the time was being evil. So I get to claim that I turned a lesbian into a bi.
thanks for putting the "ms" on your fingernail. I dont think anyone would belive that was really you otherwise. it is pretty unbelivable that someone is that gay. dont worry though, that nail polish should cover up the ms pretty good i'd say.
Comments to My nipple
pierced nipple aaahAHAHAHAHA
sorry dude but come on
hah.. and spiked ends, hes such a hard ass
Word, yo.
This pic gives me a bad case of Severe Masturbation Deficiency.
Well... Good.
Another photo of outstanding quality. Jeez, ya know, if the photo is too dark, try again. Why even submit such a low quality image?
looks pretty clear to me hank...maybe its your honda computer. anyway why would u want to see his ultra creepy nipple?
Yeah your face is much better A ZING ZING ZING
hehe who'da thought that'd get posted
Are you kiddding me? It's super dark.
must be those chink eyes of his
not enough light gets in the eternal squinting.
Actually, it would have been brighter, but the flash on my camera kept fucking up.
Ok hank, pull your head out of your ass and see the light.
i wish it showed up darker on my comp
I see Hanks back to his complaining ways & smerf, if you used a flash that close wouldnt it just make to picture waaay too bright?
Oranje, quite whining you baby. It's not a clear, good quality photo. It's a simple observation of a simple fact.
Strange, I didn't study it in that much depth.
Suck it up princess... HEY someone fetch Hank his dummy!!!
Either the image on my computer is darker than all yours, or your all idiots that have never seen a photograph before.
Actually, I can adjust the flash output on my camera, but it doesn't matter if the flash doesn't want to work in the first place.
i wonder if your nipple's soul will get fucked up by taking it's picture
Nah, I sold my soul, it's soul, the other nipples soul, and most of the other souls in my body. My penis and feet still have theirs, though.
Do people tug on it frequently? I would.
Actually, I kept myself entertained while studying by playing with it. But no, people other than me do not tug on it frequently.
i have mine done and girls have the erge to pull on it, altho some get freaked out by it
i would assume so, i was thinking about getting one of those, but people give me titty twisters alot and i can see it ending badly.
Dick, that's probably a good idea.
Girls seem to have this fascination with nipple rings on guys. When they first see them, they're like "Oh my god, ow! Didn't that hurt? Why? Why would you do that? ...Can I touch it?"
my pooint exactly, but yeah, i like not having to put bandaids on my manboobs
The only time I put bandaids over mine was when I was in karate class. Doesn't help if you get punched there, but it keeps it from getting snagged on accident.
"HOLD STILL!"
"what?"
"my chest is stuck to your wool sweater!"
...Yeah, I've never had that problem.
shit
I like this one better....you have a hairy chest can I wax it??
No you may not.
what about me, can i wax it?
No, but maybe my back.
*drools*
Damn it Smerf, what the hell is wrong with you? I don't want to have to stare at your nipple for like 30min. I really don't want to have to do that.
Nobody wants to...but it is hypnotic.
It just doesn't. make. sense.
Just felt like posting a picture of my nipple.
I.Must.Stop.Staring
Finally, one of my plans to take over the world looks promising. They can't look away!
you make those BME people look like pussy. Totaly hardcore dude. You sooo gotta be the president of the "Speical People Club"
Why would I want to take your position?
you gotta, not do you wanna.
If I post a picture of my self will you guys keep the insults to a minimun?..thank you...lmao, ill do it later. Do I have to write muchosucko on my self so you guys know its authentic?
not only will i make fun of you, i will make you want to hurt yourself.
Actually, you can write muchsucko on a card. Hand written, though. Too easy to photoshop printed text.
better yet, stab youself in the eye with a fork & we will know its you for sure!
Damn dude you need a manicure in the worst way... oh and your gay.
No, if I was gay I'd have a manicure.
And it would have been a pierced wang.
And a waxed chest.
with red hot candlewax dripping all around it.
And there'd be some lady whipping me or beating me with a dildo.
And you'd be posting photos of your cosplay props.
nipple piercing is pretty gay either way
That's debatable, but ladies love them, so I'm not complaining.
thats not your nipple thats your cock you got a new cockring.
Well, why don't you suck on it.
yep,thats pretty damn gay
And yet, ladies seem to love the fact that my nipples are pierced.
regardless man it comes off as pretty gay
Yeah, ladies love lots of gay shit on guys. It allows them to satisfy their secret lesbian urges.
So your reason for liking lesbians is...? Wouldn't be fair if only guys got the cute ones and we were left with the fugly men.
Personally, I like watching lesbians, but I'd rather they were bi.
Plenty of "lesbians" still want the cock.
See, it's like this: Many people are bisexual. Also, our culture doesn't have the same taboo about girl on girl as it does about boy on boy. And, many young women have been fucked over by men.
So, a young bisexual woman gets hurt by a man and decides all men should burn in hell. She meets a "caring" woman and one thing leads to another. Thing is, lesbians don't truck with the whole bisexual thing. So this young girl becomes a "full-on" lesbian to please her new special friend (and her own man hating sensibilities). She moves on and identifies herself as a full-on lesbian to the world. Out and proud and all that.
Thing is... this originally bisexual girl still, deep down, craves the cock. So, the lesson is that SOME women who claim they are lesbians are actually just waiting for the right moment to scratch that itch that no woman has been able to scratch. Of course, there are also full-on lesbians. All I'm saying is that there's no reason to give up hope.
Yeah, that's kinda how my last girlfriend was. Then I showed up, Mr. Nice Guy, just when her girlfriend at the time was being evil. So I get to claim that I turned a lesbian into a bi.
*applauds*
Thank you, thank you. Now if she hadn't dumped me four months later... The weekend after Valentine's Day, come to think of it. :'(
And now, since I have replied to many of your comments, fuck you all, I'm going to bed. I have a job interview tomorrow.
Make sure you get your nipple out. Thats how I got my job as a go go dancer. I lasted three minutes.
Wrong kind of job, but I'll keep that in mind. It is a lady interviewing.
*interviewing me.
God damnit though. I have to actually get up in the morning. I need to be sleeping. I can't fucking sleep.
you shoulld put pierced nipples on your resume so u don't have to awkwardly bring it up during the interview
It would be one of the best resumes ever!
oh, and good luck to you and your nipple smerf.
ya good luck smerf's nipples
Good luck smerf. May the nipple be with you.
Well, I think it went well. Didn't even need to bring up my nipples.
Well you're no sport at all....
thanks for putting the "ms" on your fingernail. I dont think anyone would belive that was really you otherwise. it is pretty unbelivable that someone is that gay. dont worry though, that nail polish should cover up the ms pretty good i'd say.
oh, you're just jealous!
Oh yes, I just cant wait for the new avatar...
smerf why are you always holding your nipple? Do you have saggy moobs?
I just needed to get my thumb in the picture with the "MS" on it.
Ha! Smerf has moobs!
and wears a bro?
MANSIERE!!!! No, Smerf... you're holding in in your avatar too...or does your fingernail say ms in that one too?
Actually, that was my middle finger, in that one. With MS written on it, but the glare off my fingernail obscured the S.
Hey smerf, can we summon you by shining a big picture of a pierced nipple on a cloud formation?
Well, you can try.
....dunt work & it makes you feel stupid
Attention whore!