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In traditional geisha costume and make-up.

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  • bostano
    bostano 2008-04-19T04:25:02Z says:

    Weren't you banned a while ago? Stupid shit like this doesn't help your reputation.

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2008-04-19T06:13:32Z says:

      MAN

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T06:28:54Z says:

      shut the fuck up bostano whoever you are

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T06:56:25Z says:

      I thought it was an interesting photo considering that it really is my wife.

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2008-04-19T07:02:01Z says:

      whoa sorry hank i really didn't even look at her just saw the make-up and thought it was japanese theater makeup.

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-19T08:08:51Z says:

      dik and hank # 2 both blow cock for quarters.

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-19T08:10:38Z says:

      and your wife is a dumb chink slut.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T08:16:41Z says:

      effort is what's lacking there nothank. either that or you're just stupid....let's see which one it is...
      *waits

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-19T08:19:30Z says:

      dik is ugly noob.

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-19T08:21:06Z says:

      who blows cock for quarters.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T08:26:10Z says:

      it's stupidity i see..ok i'll dumb it down for you you fucking sausage

    • hankrecess
      hankrecess 2008-04-19T08:43:45Z says:

      you ugly noob.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T08:50:24Z says:

      boring

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T09:24:29Z says:

      And dumb.

    • royalrexford
      royalrexford 2008-04-19T10:41:20Z says:

      She really your wife, Hank?

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-19T11:37:18Z says:

      hanki you the shit dude! nice lookin wife. not fat enough!

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-19T11:42:24Z says:

      who gives a fuck what recess says! hes a fuckin idiot anyways!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-19T12:59:25Z says:

      Cool geisha costume

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-19T14:12:35Z says:

      Where's the Mucho sign?
      hahaha

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-19T16:13:16Z says:

      I beat you to it, toolman.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-19T20:25:31Z says:

      SorrySmerf, I didn't read down before I commented.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-04-19T23:41:02Z says:

      lol. that's really all i have to say.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-19T23:49:43Z says:

      Wdy does it look like its on an old Garbage Pail Kids card? You know the ones that are a card but you can peel the picture off as a sticker.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:11:12Z says:

      It's a sticker, maybe 1cm by 1cm.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-20T09:10:53Z says:

      what ? how you supposed to get a good look at this hottie in a sticker that small ?

  • Thought
    Thought 2008-04-19T04:27:08Z says:

    Interesting...I think.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-04-19T04:36:17Z says:

    hahahaha hank married a whore...literally

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T06:51:22Z says:

      She's not a geisha, dumbass. It's just dressing up at a photo studio.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-19T15:42:24Z says:

      shut up! that was funny

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:02:04Z says:

      it would be funny if it were true.

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-19T04:47:57Z says:

    No mucho sign? FAKE

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T06:55:26Z says:

      Whatever.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-19T08:45:33Z says:

      smerf does have a point though

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T09:24:46Z says:

      Whatever.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T09:33:54Z says:

      Whatever hanky you probly got a 10yr old thai boy shaking in the corner of the room.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T09:37:05Z says:

      I prefer 13 year old Cambodian girls.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-19T16:13:34Z says:

      I know, how. I just couldn't resist saying it.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-19T16:14:07Z says:

      ..."how"? 9 am is too early on a Saturday to be commenting on mucho.

      *Hank

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-04-19T17:23:33Z says:

      Cheeba-puffer. ^

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T01:48:07Z says:

      Not since I was 15 or so.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-04-19T04:51:55Z says:

    she pretty... definitely a good catch!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-04-19T05:24:19Z says:

      by the way: does she know that she's a mucho celebrity now?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T06:52:32Z says:

      Not yet. I reckon it's ok, because you can't really see her face. I didn't know it was her until she told me.

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2008-04-19T07:03:02Z says:

      i doubt anyone needs to tell her smart guy

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-19T11:44:31Z says:

      Didn't know your wife even knew about your visits to this site.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T12:55:35Z says:

      I'm always on the site in the living room. She sees it every day.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-19T12:58:08Z says:

      She probably thinks Hank's "working" when he's on Mucho

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-19T14:15:05Z says:

      She knows he's releasing his tensions until the baby comes.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-19T16:14:55Z says:

      She's probably looking over his should, enjoying all the shit porn.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:03:35Z says:

      so do you have all the adds blocked, hank?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:12:10Z says:

      No.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-20T18:43:52Z says:

      and she doesn't think your looking at porn all day long?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-20T18:44:02Z says:

      *you're

  • vongoebel
    vongoebel 2008-04-19T04:54:02Z says:

    Reminds me of a David Bowie video I once saw.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-19T09:28:56Z says:

      She is very pretty though, I've always loved traditional dress. Thats why I need Lederhosen.

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-04-19T10:22:08Z says:

      Buy yourself some glasses and have another look.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:03:54Z says:

      ..and then?

  • caleg
    caleg 2008-04-19T05:18:48Z says:

    Quite possibly the only guy dumb enough to marry a shibuya whore that we've all had a round at. *slap*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T06:54:52Z says:

      You are dumb. A typical Japanese does not wear geisha costume. They work in massage parlor type places, the vast majority of which don't allow foreigners in. If you had a fucking clue, you would know that.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T07:29:41Z says:

      ^typical Japanese whore, that should read

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T09:35:26Z says:

      dont be ashamed hank, alot of people come to japan virgins, freak out and marry whores.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T09:37:51Z says:

      Do they?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T09:42:42Z says:

      fuck ya askin me for your the one that did it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T09:51:09Z says:

      You seem to know so much about this subject. Personally, I've never met anyone who came to Japan a virgin, freaked out, and married a whore.

      Maybe your dad was one of the losers that did that and you are still bitter. Why don't you tell us about it?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T10:04:26Z says:

      hank dont get defensive, just admit the honch stole thousands of dollars from you til some whore dug her claws in, then you googled geisha pics to classy her up.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T10:15:49Z says:

      I don't live anywhere near a navy base. I was in Yokosuka 16-18 years ago. I got married 2 months ago. Can you figure it out from here or is it still too hard for you?

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-04-19T10:24:14Z says:

      Ha ha.. either way it's about time you traded her in on a younger model.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T10:37:20Z says:

      jesus have you been here that whole time? no wonder your bat shit crazy hank

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-19T12:09:57Z says:

      yes hank you posted her!
      take the abuse, like a boil on your ass.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T12:57:24Z says:

      I haven't been here that whole time. I got out of the navy and went back to my hometown, went to college, etc... then came back. I've been here 7 years now.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T15:59:37Z says:

      what ship? the navy is a disgusting organization full of idiots, good on ya for getting the fuck out at least

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-19T16:16:22Z says:

      You know what they say about Navy men, right?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T16:21:08Z says:

      no idea, what do they say?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T01:48:57Z says:

      Well, they seem to enjoy being on a ship with a bunch of other men for a long time. Gay?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:13:02Z says:

      Only dumbfucks say that.

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2008-04-19T05:58:12Z says:

    It's a man, BABY!

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2008-04-19T06:14:18Z says:

      i guess these guys no nothing about japan

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2008-04-19T07:38:41Z says:

      Right.

  • Apathy
    Apathy 2008-04-19T07:41:04Z says:

    Congrats, bro.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T07:54:05Z says:

      Thanks.

      Baby due next month. It'll probably come out in a ninja costume throwing stars at the mid-wife.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-04-19T07:56:48Z says:

      I've got a spot reserved in my favorites. I wanna see that.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T07:56:52Z says:

      will you name it after me?

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-19T08:00:26Z says:

      clearly it will be named yak

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-19T13:02:45Z says:

      What if it's a girl?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-19T13:03:06Z says:

      Haha, a girl named dik

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T13:12:00Z says:

      It is a girl.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-19T14:19:37Z says:

      And you're going to name her Yakdik?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-19T15:47:34Z says:

      Yakdik? I think bestiality is frowned upon in Japan, toolman...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:07:18Z says:

      Yakdikvic.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-19T18:13:22Z says:

      Kirkaki.

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T18:14:24Z says:

      dik yak vic chinaski....nice ring

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T18:15:50Z says:

      wait it's a girl so it'll have to be dikette or dike.....(accent on the e)

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-19T18:30:47Z says:

      dike (accent on the i)

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-19T18:56:10Z says:

      dique

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-04-19T19:03:47Z says:

      Dikelle Yakalina Chinaski

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-20T03:19:21Z says:

      haha dique.

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-04-19T09:36:39Z says:

    hope ya got a prenup you sucker

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T09:42:58Z says:

      Thanks, Buttface. I had no idea you were so concerned about my welfare. That's really touching.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T09:51:05Z says:

      i try and look out for you, and in turn you make very witty remarks about my name, ouch.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T10:16:46Z says:

      Buttface suits you much better.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T10:37:36Z says:

      zing!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-19T11:10:53Z says:

      Prenups are for people with money, who marry attractive women.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-04-19T12:31:49Z says:

      hahhahaha good point

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T12:59:15Z says:

      My wife is attractive.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-19T16:17:11Z says:

      You'll notice he didn't saying anything about having money.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:07:41Z says:

      i couldn't help but notice.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:13:54Z says:

      Who needs money when you've got love.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-21T00:16:29Z says:

      People who don't have money usually say stupid shit like that.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-22T11:09:41Z says:

      People who love money more than anything else say the kinda stupid shit you are always spouting, fucking asshole.

      I've got enough money. Fuckheads like you don't know what enough money is.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-04-19T11:11:05Z says:

    it fukin looks like an alien, or some huge insect. how could this horrible whore give anyone a boner

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-19T12:59:56Z says:

      Is that your best?

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-04-19T16:29:49Z says:

      wow how insulting

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:08:32Z says:

      you really showed *him*, elpiss!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-19T14:23:49Z says:

    She isn't pregnant in this picture, is she? If she is, she is awfully skinny Hank.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:09:10Z says:

      looks like an old picture to me, so i doubt it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:14:29Z says:

      No, she's not.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2008-04-19T16:31:16Z says:

    chinaska Y would u post a pic of your wife on mucho, now its gonna be all over the internet with photoshopped cocks, maybe on Youtube as well, everyone in Japan will know who she is and get ridiculed. You are great husband

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-19T18:09:40Z says:

      all geisha's look the same anyway..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:15:40Z says:

      You can't see her face. It's completely safe.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2008-04-19T18:11:13Z says:

    wow that looks nothing like that other pic that i saw of her, hank, i guess that geisha make-up really works as a disguise, or is this just a very old pic?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:16:16Z says:

      It's the makeup, of course.

  • endo
    endo 2008-04-19T19:35:31Z says:

    Hey Costanza, what magazine did you cut this out of?

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2008-04-19T23:38:38Z says:

    God Damn it! Does anyone know what a Geisha really is. It's a Japanese man hooker, in drag. I can't believe this shit! I spell FEMA wrong, and you guys all think a dude is hot. Yea I'm a fucking retard! Right!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-19T23:50:33Z says:

      Get over it, Retardicus.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2008-04-19T23:52:19Z says:

      Why you so mad? Cuz you thought she/he was hot.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-20T00:22:41Z says:

      I'm not mad.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-20T01:10:24Z says:

      Hey, I backed you up markie. And I didn't know that a Geisha was a dude. Are you sure about that, cause I've seen documentaries of how they take these girls out of their homes without their concent and teach them to be Geishas. But end up being an honor to their families.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-20T01:35:44Z says:

      For all your expertise in Geisha I would have thought you'd have noticed that she's made up more in the style of a maiko, not a geisha. And as for men as geisha, you're only about 400 years out of date.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-20T01:52:39Z says:

      Yeah, you are a fucking retard, Markie.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-20T08:17:58Z says:

      Maybe he was thinking of kabuki, where all the female parts are played by men.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-04-20T18:47:58Z says:

      hahahah he really thought that all geishas were men, didn't he?
      "Does anyone know what a Geisha really is?" haha apparently you don't, dumbshit!
      "Yea I'm a fucking retard! Right!"
      right, indeed.

  • aXx
    aXx 2008-04-20T00:09:26Z says:

    so geishas use to look like clowns?

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-20T01:50:25Z says:

    What the hell, no one's said it yet?


    *fapfapfapfapfap*

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-04-20T03:55:21Z says:

      Sorry.. I was still thinking it was another one of those caption contests.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2008-04-20T01:59:41Z says:

    I like my asian girls to be the school girl outfit

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-20T09:12:33Z says:

      im hopeing thats next in this series

  • mybrainquit
    mybrainquit 2008-04-21T01:19:44Z says:

    your wife looks good.

HankChinaski
posted April 19, 2008

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