I hear that all fat men's penis's recess into their bodies because they're ashamed to be on someone that will never get laid... its gotta be proven somewhere by some scientist
If that were true, super, then fuck you. Just fuck you. However, you said a few weeks ago that you weighed 190, so unless you pulled some weight-loss magic out of your ass...
seriously, burn it with fire, it's the humane thing. Black or White, that's just wrong. No man should have moobies bigger then his package for one and two, with a stomach like that HOW DOES HE GET ANY?
Comments to Myth: Busted
Moobs!
What? You have a fine pair?
thats a god damn nigger right there
Thank you, Captain Obvious :)LOL
Gotta love the picture of the old white people in the background.
Didn't surprise me that you liked this picture
Those are the people he just molested.
I'm coming to your house next. Tell your mom to wear an apron and nothing else. I'm gonna lay miles of black pipe in that bitch, two inches at a time!
No more Mucho bashing, we need to collect funds for the MuchoDome gladiator arena. There all grievances shall be settled.
shit, there is so much hatred towards hank.... Does anyone even like him?
no!
we all hate him. You happy now Hank?
I'll happy right after I see a vid of Bitcho choking on Bendo choking on RamMan choking on Bitcho's daddy's cock. And then they all die.
That would make me happy too, oddly enough.
I'm not entirely sure who Bendo is, but the rest of it seems kinda... nice, in a strange way.
Did someone say MuchoDome?
First fight is Fake vs. Real, this has been determined many a year ago.
No, first you guys gotta throw me a surprise party in the MuchoDome.
It'll have ass fisting clowns and all
That would be awesome if we all met in real life... Actually. it'd probably be the most perverted place ever.
Tyler69, if there was a meeting, you would be excluded.
The only question: Do we execute him before or after we violate his silky ass?
But fuckyocouch, where are we going to find that many ICP fans?
@ Balls, during...
I like the way you think. And lol, I misread your original comment (exclude not execute), must be seeing what I want to see.
i noticed those pictures too..which means ..this is not his house..which raises several questions
Well, let's see. There's a can o coke, a pack o smokes and a partially filled mason jar of urine.
It's his brother in laws house.
tyler, nobody wants to meet you in real life. you don't fit in here.
where are u trying to fit him?
In a duffle bag. Those big, beefy arms are going to have to go, I think.
I'm inclined to agree Balls.....seems the legs are gonna need to be adjusted as well.
I'll get the sledge.
Let's see what all we have....
A hacksaw, a ball point pen, 7 safety pins, and mickey mouse ears. Lets do what we can.
we still need one crucial element: a paperclip!
What about the eel?
is it electric?
quickly, man, there's not much time left!
Quick, call Macgyver!
Or the A Team!
damn you, hannibal, i aint gettin' on no plane!
Crazy fool!
Damn it to hell! Where's the Equalizer when you need him?
That looks like me except black!
Yeah, but he's hung compared to you.
Do you need to keep bringing this up in public? Leave our personal lives off of Mucho.
sorry, bad habit. Can we still cuddle?
What if he rolls over?
then we all die
LMFAO
Death by sweaty ass or moobs. Is there a worse way to go?
How does he take a piss?
He probably just pisses. How do you piss?
Let me re phrase how do he hold his penis to piss, because if he sits its going all over the balls
does*
Can you not piss with force?
The force I can piss with can bend time....
the piss force is strong in this one
i can piss through reinforced concrete.
The burning sensation I piss w/ makes me cry out loud.
i can piss laser beams that will burn your eyeballs out
also i can piss my name in snow..but when i do , there's an earthquake
Good point Arch
Thanks, what were all those other people yaking about?
I think something about gonorrhea
white assholes like smerf keep pictures like this in their wallets to give them hope
As opposed to you, who has no hope.
aww, he's giving you special attention, isn't that nice, smerf?
No, he's still an unimaginative asshole.
I hear that all fat men's penis's recess into their bodies because they're ashamed to be on someone that will never get laid... its gotta be proven somewhere by some scientist
Women have to look good. Guys don't. The ugliest guy will get laid if he has money and a nice car. Most women are basically whores.
Being average sucks.
Being below average is even worse.
thats the smartest thing i've evr seen you post hank,and i agree with you 100%
I see some empathy here....
That is, by itself, a good reason to lose a little weight.
Well, I'm 5'9" and 124 lbs.
But I still have a few pounds to lose....
What are you a chick?
I crap bigger than you.
Do you 2 dumb asses think I'm serious?
Yes. Yes, they did.
If that were true, super, then fuck you. Just fuck you. However, you said a few weeks ago that you weighed 190, so unless you pulled some weight-loss magic out of your ass...
i'm 9 foot 11 415 pounds...give or take
used to call me shorty
probly cause of the irony
And by irony, you mean your penis.
Maybe that magic pill weighed 66 lbs.
Well super, that is great news...now i know for sure id throw you around like a rag doll.
Ill make you my gimp!
Well, the first one is free, after that you gotta pay.
Why would you pay someone you can throw around like a rag doll?
Because they have the right friends.
Perhaps Boom is under the assumption that I'm 124lbs.....
naaaaaah I saw your picture....& youre waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too chubby to be 124lbs!
;p
oooooohhh, you son of a bitch!!
MEEEOOOOWWWW
chhchhchhhh!! meow!1
Cat fight!
Hand bags at dawn
sadly, every white girl on the block would probably fuck him if he so desired.
They might try, then laugh so hard they wake up everyone in the house.
So what happens if god and godzilla get in a fight?
Godzilla would win but God gets the last laugh because Godzilla is Japanese so his dick is small. Was that so hard?
So I guess no one really wins in the end.
Micheal Bay can make a movie about it.
Being small I can make up for with my tail. Having it pixalated is where the bad attitude comes from.
why hasn't he committed suicide yet
seriously, burn it with fire, it's the humane thing. Black or White, that's just wrong. No man should have moobies bigger then his package for one and two, with a stomach like that HOW DOES HE GET ANY?
Oh shit my bad, he doesn't....
He thinks he is just a hot chick with a large clit.
And large tits.
biz marky..."ohh baby you..you got what need..you say its just an inch you say its just an inch"
you hear somebody bumping around downstairs while you are in your bedroom late at night, you go down to investigate... and WAM see this...
and your daughter screaming rape.
hermouth was full so she was not screaming anything at the time
her mouth was***
She screams rape every night, but this fat fuck interrupted us!
lol
bigger than mine!
you nigger
has he ever seen it?
you gad dam nigger
Hey, It's Anthony Anderson!
you sum bitch
Poor guy. Probably he`s a spawn of Afro-Asian parents and inherited only the bad features... :*(
Yes, the obesity problem in Vietnam is out of control....
let alone all those fatty kids in africa!
It's all those Ethiopian Fried Chicken outlets.
look at this fat fucks of a damn nigg.
yeah that nigga just too fat fo his own good
Yup fat lazy nigger..... nothin' new
nigger nigger nigger hahaha
did some let the porch monkey off his leash?
Im shocked.... i mean look at his boobs. they are so small