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Nasty Spider Bite

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Nasty Spider Bite

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Comments to Nasty Spider Bite

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-02-09T05:13:53Z says:

    She covered it up. As a member of Team Pus, I don't think it merits 50 points.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-02-09T05:19:49Z says:

      yeah pus only gets 1 point, team shit however racked it up with my last submission

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-09T05:28:28Z says:

      You should get extra points for submitting an original photo of yourself, shitdick.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-02-09T05:42:32Z says:

      you still cheating for team shit drum?

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-02-09T05:42:58Z says:

      calling irrational points and whatnot

    • moistwarmth
      moistwarmth 2009-02-10T00:48:51Z says:

      I was absent when you guys made the shit puke puss teams, so could i see the rosters in a muchokombat fashion? please.

  • possum
    possum 2009-02-09T05:25:46Z says:

    i'm not going to watch this...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-09T05:27:41Z says:

      You must.

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-09T05:32:05Z says:

      Dude, all it is is a female doctor getting ready to lance a guys spider bite, a little blood comes out, she makes a joke about her period, and it's over. No big deal.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T05:32:25Z says:

      mustn't

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-09T05:51:33Z says:

      possum, you fuckin candy-ass.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T06:03:32Z says:

      no, seriously guys...i have this problem with spiders...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-09T06:15:18Z says:

      Poss, it EXPLODES!

      & that's a bird, not a guy.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-02-09T06:15:36Z says:

      There aren't even any spiders in it.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T06:25:52Z says:

      no no no - no exploding spider bites....no no no

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-09T08:23:14Z says:

      One time late at night I was sitting on my bed with my back propped up on the wall, and my room mate at the time was walking by and stopped in the doorway to talk, the first thing he said was "dude there's a spider by your head!". I looked over and there was a good sized black widow cruising along the wall maybe five inches from my ear. I was wearing a thick flannel shirt at the time so I slammed my fore arm against the spider and then pressed it to be sure it was squashed, I pulled my arm back, and there's no spider or guts or anything on the wall. I turn my arm, and the fucker is hauling ass up the sleeve of my shirt, at this point I jump up and pin the little fucker there with my other arm, so I'm standing there with a fucking black widow pinned between my shirtsleeves, not sure the pressure will kill it as the shirt is thick and soft and the strategy already failed once. Whats a nigga to do? I didn't want it to get me, and I for fucking sure didn't want it loose in my bedroom, so I walked over to an open area and pulled my arms apart, the asshole spider fell on the floor and I curb stomped his ass, gave me the heebie jeebies for a week.
      True story.

    • Filsdadam
      Filsdadam 2009-02-09T10:15:46Z says:

      I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie???

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2009-02-09T13:06:40Z says:

      chris tucker

    • Humdinger
      Humdinger 2009-02-09T13:45:48Z says:

      wonder who's going to play the spider.....

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-09T14:07:27Z says:

      Christina Ricci.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-09T16:29:59Z says:

      one time i put on my underwear and felt something sharp on my giat testicles...i pulled my underwear down and there was a spider in there biting my balls

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-09T16:30:32Z says:

      *giant

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-09T18:52:40Z says:

      *elchris

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-02-09T22:48:23Z says:

      *with a microscope

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2009-02-10T00:16:27Z says:

      *mangina

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-02-09T05:33:20Z says:

    That's no spider bite. That's a love bite from a Singapore hooker.

    • AGENToo8
      AGENToo8 2009-02-09T06:55:48Z says:

      oh... ya grandpa?*

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-02-10T00:36:15Z says:

      *All your comments are fucking lame*

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2009-02-09T05:52:28Z says:

    I love exploding cyst videos. This is a good one.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2009-02-09T22:36:44Z says:

      Top 5... Maybe?

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-02-09T06:25:33Z says:

    someone should remake arachnophobia with a scene like this, except it explodes and tons of tiny spiders come out

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T06:34:56Z says:

      shut up shut up shut up shut up

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-02-09T07:30:41Z says:

      and then the guys mouth opens and spiders crawl out.

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-02-09T07:31:32Z says:

      Possum have you seen The Mist? Some freaky spiders in that movie. You should watch that bit and post your reaction.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-09T07:37:13Z says:

      The way they ended that movie wasn't true to the book, but epic indeed!

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T07:40:32Z says:

      watched it last year...meh...
      read the novella ten years ago
      ...the stupid-ass movie actually made me root for the spider- thingies...just hoping they'd get the so-called "actors" to shut up...horrrible, predictable, badly- written, and comically-directed, piece of dog shit...

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-09T07:49:13Z says:

      You can't really go to a movie based on a King story with high expectations.. unless it's a non-horror one. I read Rita Hayworth.. in probably '88, and later when they announced a movie I was fucking horrified they'd ruin it..

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-09T07:56:20Z says:

      Still advocating King pretty hard ah Rolando... well, why wouldn't you...

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T08:01:13Z says:

      maybe i was being harsh...but i'm just SO fucking tired of decent SK stuff getting recycled into the Movie Of The Week...give Terry Gilliam a shot at any King stories...THAT would be interesting

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-02-09T08:17:34Z says:

      Is anyone actually going to make cell.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-09T08:29:31Z says:

      i would actually love that...
      (Cell, i mean)
      if the fuckers would actually follow the book, and disregard the stupid "movie"
      shit...

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-09T08:32:29Z says:

      Never even considered that pair-up possum, highly intriguing!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-02-09T08:34:19Z says:

      Gilliam & King I mean..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-09T18:54:55Z says:

      Gilliam is so good that I willingly go to watch anything that he makes.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-09T18:55:19Z says:

      Unlike Michael Bay or Jim Cameron

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-09T18:56:01Z says:

      Or Speilberg or Howard

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-10T00:48:31Z says:

      Gilliam isn't that good.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-10T01:55:37Z says:

      Even his bad films are very watchable. Not to mention the Fisher King, Time Bandits, 12 Monkeys, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and Brasil

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-02-10T04:07:45Z says:

      Possum, you remind me of my friend Erin...So much in fact I'm going to call you Erin from now on.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-10T04:36:24Z says:

      You remind me off a runny shit.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2009-02-09T06:41:53Z says:

    definitely impressive

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2009-02-09T10:39:30Z says:

    I got but by a spider once.
    It was on the front of my calf.
    Every time someone saw it they wanted to puke.
    I didn't even go to the doctors, I just used Neosporin.

  • theforgotten
    theforgotten 2009-02-09T13:01:12Z says:

    that was fucking awesomei just wish it laid eggs in it

  • fingerator
    fingerator 2009-02-09T21:47:55Z says:

    I've always wanted to do that.. the feeling must be sooooooooooooooo satisfactory... yumyum

  • Steff-Chan
    Steff-Chan 2009-02-09T21:54:54Z says:

    well that felt like it landed on me.

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-02-09T22:53:46Z says:

      Remind you of your bukkake gigs?

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-09T22:57:42Z says:

      burn!

    • Steff-Chan
      Steff-Chan 2009-02-12T09:07:38Z says:

      Oh I see one of my fans you would know wouldn't you XP

cheekycov
posted February 09, 2009