Dude, all it is is a female doctor getting ready to lance a guys spider bite, a little blood comes out, she makes a joke about her period, and it's over. No big deal.
One time late at night I was sitting on my bed with my back propped up on the wall, and my room mate at the time was walking by and stopped in the doorway to talk, the first thing he said was "dude there's a spider by your head!". I looked over and there was a good sized black widow cruising along the wall maybe five inches from my ear. I was wearing a thick flannel shirt at the time so I slammed my fore arm against the spider and then pressed it to be sure it was squashed, I pulled my arm back, and there's no spider or guts or anything on the wall. I turn my arm, and the fucker is hauling ass up the sleeve of my shirt, at this point I jump up and pin the little fucker there with my other arm, so I'm standing there with a fucking black widow pinned between my shirtsleeves, not sure the pressure will kill it as the shirt is thick and soft and the strategy already failed once. Whats a nigga to do? I didn't want it to get me, and I for fucking sure didn't want it loose in my bedroom, so I walked over to an open area and pulled my arms apart, the asshole spider fell on the floor and I curb stomped his ass, gave me the heebie jeebies for a week.
True story.
one time i put on my underwear and felt something sharp on my giat testicles...i pulled my underwear down and there was a spider in there biting my balls
watched it last year...meh...
read the novella ten years ago
...the stupid-ass movie actually made me root for the spider- thingies...just hoping they'd get the so-called "actors" to shut up...horrrible, predictable, badly- written, and comically-directed, piece of dog shit...
You can't really go to a movie based on a King story with high expectations.. unless it's a non-horror one. I read Rita Hayworth.. in probably '88, and later when they announced a movie I was fucking horrified they'd ruin it..
maybe i was being harsh...but i'm just SO fucking tired of decent SK stuff getting recycled into the Movie Of The Week...give Terry Gilliam a shot at any King stories...THAT would be interesting
I got but by a spider once.
It was on the front of my calf.
Every time someone saw it they wanted to puke.
I didn't even go to the doctors, I just used Neosporin.
Comments to Nasty Spider Bite
She covered it up. As a member of Team Pus, I don't think it merits 50 points.
yeah pus only gets 1 point, team shit however racked it up with my last submission
You should get extra points for submitting an original photo of yourself, shitdick.
you still cheating for team shit drum?
calling irrational points and whatnot
I was absent when you guys made the shit puke puss teams, so could i see the rosters in a muchokombat fashion? please.
i'm not going to watch this...
You must.
Dude, all it is is a female doctor getting ready to lance a guys spider bite, a little blood comes out, she makes a joke about her period, and it's over. No big deal.
mustn't
possum, you fuckin candy-ass.
no, seriously guys...i have this problem with spiders...
Poss, it EXPLODES!
& that's a bird, not a guy.
There aren't even any spiders in it.
no no no - no exploding spider bites....no no no
One time late at night I was sitting on my bed with my back propped up on the wall, and my room mate at the time was walking by and stopped in the doorway to talk, the first thing he said was "dude there's a spider by your head!". I looked over and there was a good sized black widow cruising along the wall maybe five inches from my ear. I was wearing a thick flannel shirt at the time so I slammed my fore arm against the spider and then pressed it to be sure it was squashed, I pulled my arm back, and there's no spider or guts or anything on the wall. I turn my arm, and the fucker is hauling ass up the sleeve of my shirt, at this point I jump up and pin the little fucker there with my other arm, so I'm standing there with a fucking black widow pinned between my shirtsleeves, not sure the pressure will kill it as the shirt is thick and soft and the strategy already failed once. Whats a nigga to do? I didn't want it to get me, and I for fucking sure didn't want it loose in my bedroom, so I walked over to an open area and pulled my arms apart, the asshole spider fell on the floor and I curb stomped his ass, gave me the heebie jeebies for a week.
True story.
I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie???
chris tucker
wonder who's going to play the spider.....
Christina Ricci.
one time i put on my underwear and felt something sharp on my giat testicles...i pulled my underwear down and there was a spider in there biting my balls
*giant
*elchris
*with a microscope
*mangina
That's no spider bite. That's a love bite from a Singapore hooker.
oh... ya grandpa?*
*All your comments are fucking lame*
I love exploding cyst videos. This is a good one.
Top 5... Maybe?
someone should remake arachnophobia with a scene like this, except it explodes and tons of tiny spiders come out
shut up shut up shut up shut up
and then the guys mouth opens and spiders crawl out.
Possum have you seen The Mist? Some freaky spiders in that movie. You should watch that bit and post your reaction.
The way they ended that movie wasn't true to the book, but epic indeed!
watched it last year...meh...
read the novella ten years ago
...the stupid-ass movie actually made me root for the spider- thingies...just hoping they'd get the so-called "actors" to shut up...horrrible, predictable, badly- written, and comically-directed, piece of dog shit...
You can't really go to a movie based on a King story with high expectations.. unless it's a non-horror one. I read Rita Hayworth.. in probably '88, and later when they announced a movie I was fucking horrified they'd ruin it..
Still advocating King pretty hard ah Rolando... well, why wouldn't you...
maybe i was being harsh...but i'm just SO fucking tired of decent SK stuff getting recycled into the Movie Of The Week...give Terry Gilliam a shot at any King stories...THAT would be interesting
Is anyone actually going to make cell.
i would actually love that...
(Cell, i mean)
if the fuckers would actually follow the book, and disregard the stupid "movie"
shit...
Never even considered that pair-up possum, highly intriguing!
Gilliam & King I mean..
Gilliam is so good that I willingly go to watch anything that he makes.
Unlike Michael Bay or Jim Cameron
Or Speilberg or Howard
Gilliam isn't that good.
Even his bad films are very watchable. Not to mention the Fisher King, Time Bandits, 12 Monkeys, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and Brasil
Possum, you remind me of my friend Erin...So much in fact I'm going to call you Erin from now on.
You remind me off a runny shit.
definitely impressive
I got but by a spider once.
It was on the front of my calf.
Every time someone saw it they wanted to puke.
I didn't even go to the doctors, I just used Neosporin.
that was fucking awesomei just wish it laid eggs in it
I've always wanted to do that.. the feeling must be sooooooooooooooo satisfactory... yumyum
well that felt like it landed on me.
Remind you of your bukkake gigs?
burn!
Oh I see one of my fans you would know wouldn't you XP