Nasty Toe Operation

yak 2006-12-29T09:40:10Z says:

i actually had my toe nail busted up about that bad when i was a kid... we had to go 'dancing' for our physical education class... and well.. i got stuck with the classes fattest girl, who not only was fat, but was so bad at whatever kind of dancing it was, kept stepping on my toes. by the time the class was done i was limping, got back to the classroom... undid my shoe, took it off and not only was my sock soaked with blood, my shoe had filled up with blood. GOOD MEMORIES!

mystapler24 2006-12-29T10:00:44Z says:
so did you make her drink it or suck on your sweaty blood soked sock. mmmm... makes me hungry
mystapler24 2006-12-29T10:03:32Z says:
PS: you said "now that a sticky situation" before on another video that made no sence
chairman_of_the_bored 2006-12-30T16:38:26Z says:
Sounds lucky, I was almost kneecapped when forced to play field hockey against the meanest bitch in school.

SNIKT 2006-12-29T14:11:33Z says:

Video won't play past 1:13 for me.

Whyshouldicare 2006-12-29T14:17:48Z says:

same for me.. just keeps trying to load

yak 2006-12-29T15:08:39Z says:

fixed.

SNIKT 2006-12-29T15:49:36Z says:
You should try to go to bed earlier, then you won't oversleep and have to rush posting the videos. Remember, if you don't have your health, then what do you have? Besides STDs that is.
yak 2006-12-29T16:13:52Z says:
its nothing to do with me unfortunately, something mucked up with the encoding on the server it seems, about 50% of the 45 videos i uploaded are doing this... so i have to go through all of them and see which others are doing it ;/

SMB 2006-12-29T16:17:54Z says:

This isn't even really an operation. It's an ingrown toenail - they're mostly just cutting nail. There's so much blood cause the dum dum let it get so infected.

monkeyfuck 2006-12-29T20:05:11Z says:

What the hell is a futage" anyway?

Paroxysmus9 2006-12-29T22:22:27Z says:

I don't get it, I can watch cock mutilation all day but the moment it has something to do with toe or finger nails it makes me cringe.

SNIKT 2006-12-30T00:24:04Z says:
I think it has to do with we can imagine it happening to us. When I first watched the remake of "The Thing" the only thing that bothered me of all the gory effects was when Kurt Russell cuts into his thumb with the scalpel. We can't picture ourselves mutilating our genitals, at least I hope none of us don't, but we can picture an ingrown toenail.
supernova 2006-12-30T00:58:24Z says:
Actually, with all the genital modifying lately, I have been considering a penis "face lift" if you will.......

TheOpinionator 2006-12-30T02:00:15Z says:

Finally, monkey fuck picked up the lame arse spelling mistake. "Futage"!

TheOpinionator 2006-12-30T02:02:22Z says:

and "your" instead of "you're" or "you are". Illiterate people wh ogrew up with free education shits me up the wall. It's so annoying. If you make a mistake while making a comment or something, that's fine. But if you are going to make a movie and post it on the web, where it will remain for eternity, take the five minutes to check a fucking dictionary if you can't spell a word!

Oranjeboom 2006-12-30T02:21:24Z says:
Get a life dude, you will soon learn that there is more to life than correct spelling or grammar when you actually manage to leave your parents basement pop your spots & get laid...haha you fucking loser!
DoctorBendz 2006-12-30T09:08:06Z says:
Says the man making arguments on muchosucko.

And, I know I'm a loser, but Futage is pretty sad. Most people are too dumb to get your and you're down for some reason, but saying futage completely ruins the ability to say "this is some nice FOOTage".
supernova 2006-12-30T17:09:55Z says:
futage? It must be English.........you know, like colur or mum...
Oranjeboom 2006-12-30T17:15:24Z says:
The real English would be footage & colour but you got mum right, 1 out of 3 not bad for an American...you claim to speak English but you lot cant even get that right can ya
TheOpinionator 2006-12-31T15:42:35Z says:
um.... oranjeboom you'RE argument means nothing...........again!

illiteracy shits me

toastieman 2006-12-30T02:17:07Z says:

I've had 3 operations for ingrown toenails, the doctor fucked up on the last one though cos now the nail has split and part of it grows up sideways. The first one I had done after it got hit by a cricket ball - once I'd stopped hopping and swearing I noticed my shoe was slowly turning red. I'd been putting off going to the doctor for so long that it looked like someone had lanced a boil.