Id make fun of Americans for this but it wouldnt really be fair on account of you all being Englands children, we should have thought you better...plus its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!
Britain was never involved in VIETNAM!!! How did non of you know I was taking the piss out of the fact people are always saying "we saved your ass"
..Jesus Christ im shocked at your inability to understand what i was implying!
Children? Maybe Australia! I don't see the Union Jack anywhere on the the Stars & Stripes, We beat your ass (Arse) in 1776 & sent you "ome" only to repete it again in 1812, Now only if Ireland can follow in the same footsteps, Oh by the way you were saying what about India, Egypt?....The list goes on & on of the countrys that kicked your ass out...Pompous, our shit don't stink Brits!
And another thing, I met $ fought with the Aussie's in Nam & the people not the government of Australia hate your ass as much we do, As far as Viet Nam...The brits didn't have the balls to go in, or the $,you were to busy making it for the Queen Mum! My son came home from Iraq & said the same thing,(He hates you Arseholes) That the Americans had to protect you Pompous Brits in firefights because it was Tea Time.
"its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!"
..Im gonna applaud myself for that one I think. Not only does it mock the ignorant American obsession of with continuously claiming they won they war by turning up during the last minutes of the game it also makes a point of how little Americans know about historyâ¦beautiful, Oscar Wilde would have been proud!
"its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!"
..Im gonna applaud myself for that one I think. Not only does it mock the ignorant American obsession of with continuously claiming they won they war by turning up during the last minutes of the game it also makes a point of how little Americans know about historyâ¦beautiful, Oscar Wilde would have been proud!
Mustang51PNA "That the Americans had to protect you Pompous Brits in firefights" is theat when your pilots are not blowing us up? ...you ever though about training your pilots? or how about informing your soldiers not to shoot at everything that moves? mwhaha
This id fun but isnât going to make me very popular I know...I concede in the hope of not becoming the next subvom.
*white flag* - if you cant beat em, do as the French do!
Yes he has, with Slapdash doing some blow along with the ale for a better buzz...Right nowv he sleeping, his mum changed his bottom, gave him his dummy & put him down for nap time.
Nah non of you got it...stupid Americans!
...I was only playing, you all need to relax a little!
This is what happens when youre all told to write essays on "Why America is The Best Country in The World" during kindergarden.
Nah non of you got it...stupid Americans!
...I was only playing, you all need to relax a little!
This is what happens when youre all told to write essays on "Why America is The Best Country in The World" during kindergarden.
I am too easy aren't I??I don't know I just feel like if a girl buys you a drink without you even asking her too, then it's your civic duty to take her home and lay the bird down...
In order to protect what credability I have left im going to change the direction of this thread with an interesting yet dubious fact:
Time slows down in lower gravity!
Australians don't hate the Brits that much anymore. We always need someone to humiliate (at least most of the time) in sport. In fact we probably hated during Vietnam, and even now, the US just as much. The primary reason Australia got into Vietnam so quickly was a desire to show up the Poms in our enthusiasm for US policy by signing up to a war quicker than they would (Holt and his "All the way with LBJ" pledge). That said Australians in secret probably like Yanks and Poms a little more than they care to admit, if only to gain their popularity and feel like they've made it.
Considering most of Australia seem to hate USA as much as England, I think Mustangs statement is rather stupid. And the remark about teatime is simply quite ridiculous.
As for the Vietnam debacle... Whats the point of talking about a war you guys didn't even succeed in?
It's just a family spat. America is like the teen son who told dad to "fuck off" and moved out. They still get together for Thanksgiving though. -muslims, on the other hand...
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Id make fun of Americans for this but it wouldnt really be fair on account of you all being Englands children, we should have thought you better...plus its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!
You cunt...
yeah, ya cunt
*sniggers*
we also saved your asses in both world wars
^ "also"...? someone wanna explain what went on in Vietnam to this kid? I think what I said went over his head!
Vietnam, hmmm doesn't ring a bell, I'm sure if it did though I would probably remember the Zulu wars aswell.
or the battle of Hastings
Britain was never involved in VIETNAM!!! How did non of you know I was taking the piss out of the fact people are always saying "we saved your ass"
..Jesus Christ im shocked at your inability to understand what i was implying!
I notice most of this post is people calling "boom" a cunt......my work here is done.
Damn, you posted under me......so as far as Vietnam is concerned, I believe Arch and SFandango knew that, as for me, "WE SAVED YOUR ASS". HaHaHa
What does the Zulu war have to do with anything? WE won. Hastings you can have we did lose that...almost 1000 years ago!
Two words: Falkland Islands.
You mean the Malvinas?
Let's not forget the Suez Crisis! Eisenhower handed Eden's arse back on a plate and all via (shock horror) diplomatic means.
And the battle for the Suez Canal was a brilliantly strategized fight that we haven't acknowledged yet..
Children? Maybe Australia! I don't see the Union Jack anywhere on the the Stars & Stripes, We beat your ass (Arse) in 1776 & sent you "ome" only to repete it again in 1812, Now only if Ireland can follow in the same footsteps, Oh by the way you were saying what about India, Egypt?....The list goes on & on of the countrys that kicked your ass out...Pompous, our shit don't stink Brits!
And another thing, I met $ fought with the Aussie's in Nam & the people not the government of Australia hate your ass as much we do, As far as Viet Nam...The brits didn't have the balls to go in, or the $,you were to busy making it for the Queen Mum! My son came home from Iraq & said the same thing,(He hates you Arseholes) That the Americans had to protect you Pompous Brits in firefights because it was Tea Time.
& fought
"its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!"
..Im gonna applaud myself for that one I think. Not only does it mock the ignorant American obsession of with continuously claiming they won they war by turning up during the last minutes of the game it also makes a point of how little Americans know about historyâ¦beautiful, Oscar Wilde would have been proud!
"its about time I showed my gratitude for y'all saving our asses in Vietnam!"
..Im gonna applaud myself for that one I think. Not only does it mock the ignorant American obsession of with continuously claiming they won they war by turning up during the last minutes of the game it also makes a point of how little Americans know about historyâ¦beautiful, Oscar Wilde would have been proud!
& TWICE! Its so funny playing the role of Mr Protagonist.
Mustang51PNA "That the Americans had to protect you Pompous Brits in firefights" is theat when your pilots are not blowing us up? ...you ever though about training your pilots? or how about informing your soldiers not to shoot at everything that moves? mwhaha
This id fun but isnât going to make me very popular I know...I concede in the hope of not becoming the next subvom.
*white flag* - if you cant beat em, do as the French do!
Shut up, your breath is killing me!! Go brush your fucking teeth you limely shit.
Been drinking again, Orange?
Yes he has, with Slapdash doing some blow along with the ale for a better buzz...Right nowv he sleeping, his mum changed his bottom, gave him his dummy & put him down for nap time.
i think oragie, your first joke failed.
Thing is, we all got the joke. Boom just didn't get that we got it........get it........
Nah non of you got it...stupid Americans!
...I was only playing, you all need to relax a little!
This is what happens when youre all told to write essays on "Why America is The Best Country in The World" during kindergarden.
Nah non of you got it...stupid Americans!
...I was only playing, you all need to relax a little!
This is what happens when youre all told to write essays on "Why America is The Best Country in The World" during kindergarden.
^ bugger!
I actually had to write an essay on "Why England Sucks" in kindergarten..
Sorry I just cant help myself sometimes, youre all just too easy!
...Ill behave now; promise!
I am too easy aren't I??I don't know I just feel like if a girl buys you a drink without you even asking her too, then it's your civic duty to take her home and lay the bird down...
^ HaHa well put... ...my bad!
In order to protect what credability I have left im going to change the direction of this thread with an interesting yet dubious fact:
Time slows down in lower gravity!
wow.
Australians don't hate the Brits that much anymore. We always need someone to humiliate (at least most of the time) in sport. In fact we probably hated during Vietnam, and even now, the US just as much. The primary reason Australia got into Vietnam so quickly was a desire to show up the Poms in our enthusiasm for US policy by signing up to a war quicker than they would (Holt and his "All the way with LBJ" pledge). That said Australians in secret probably like Yanks and Poms a little more than they care to admit, if only to gain their popularity and feel like they've made it.
Water goes the wrong way in your toilets...America & England win!
id like to thank england for cancer, and retarded babies to poo in.....
Considering most of Australia seem to hate USA as much as England, I think Mustangs statement is rather stupid. And the remark about teatime is simply quite ridiculous.
As for the Vietnam debacle... Whats the point of talking about a war you guys didn't even succeed in?
....plow that bicth right up her ho chi minh....
OMFG, Mustang, what colours does the US flag consist of!
Last Post, YES!!! Fuck a new string biotch. PS Brian Boytano would have made it national beer week.
you bloody cunt
talking about bloody
Am I too late to call someone a cunt?
You fucking stupid cunt.
It's just a family spat. America is like the teen son who told dad to "fuck off" and moved out. They still get together for Thanksgiving though. -muslims, on the other hand...