Natural Instincts
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That pooch knows the cooch.
Yes, i know that's her ass, but honestly, what's the difference?
A jury is less forgiving when it's in the ass.
^ not in the south... damn bible belt
If you're gonna teach your dog to do that, at least strap a camera to his nose.
Whatever. I bet she was just using a snausage as a tampon.
Beggin' Strips pads?
*sniff sniff* Is that bacon? I love bacon!!
At a boy...
I own a weenie dog...and he has a foot fetish, he licks toes
So do I.
you have a weenie dog too?
He is a weenie dog.
no, hank licks my weenie dog.
Hank has a fetish on your dog's toe??
No, Bendo fucks dogs with his weenie cock.
I have a weenie, and I have a dog.
I have a dewclaw fetish.
tish us enfull sqrdine
This*
is*
fucking*
awesome.*
Nice.
Why do you think they call them Weiner dogs???
Because they're shaped like a wiener?
becuase they are all male. kind of like how all calico cats are female
Cause when WWII cam along they stopped calling Dauchsaunds and started calling them wiener dogs. They were also known as Freedom Dogs before WWII, but of course good ole Uncle Hitler had to go and ruin it all
Ours go to eleven!
Hitler was your uncle? Cool.
he looks like he's going sharking...
lol... he's gonna have a hard time going top sharking.
tiny dog + saggy nuts = perpetual rug burn
i wish i was a dog
So does your wife.
good boy!
Is that the reason why all women call me a dog?
No, it's because you keep crapping on the carpet!
is the right one holding its balls??
SnowIt doesn't come cheap...at least for elves.
obama in da houseAWW MAAAN!
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Tom McCain = Mr. Wilson??Tom McCain Is Mr. Wilson!!
Mucho TruckNo 'shop here. This is an actual product.
Summer's Almost Here!Time to gitcher rape on!
My camel toe tatNot the kind of toe you want to suck on, unless your a kinky freak
Pro Wrestling - Fake or not? So whatcha think?
You are not the fatherRemix, Mario style ;]
Emo failYep
We from the hood...Bitch
Drugs, Drugs & Drugs!Fuck Yeah!
smiley facesi hope this translates well
Nobody will read this
crazy fucking frogwhat\'s green and turns red at the flick of a switch?
Here\'s Jonny!I didn\'t know that mansion in The Shining had a photo-kiosk.
Comments to Natural Instincts
That pooch knows the cooch.
Yes, i know that's her ass, but honestly, what's the difference?
A jury is less forgiving when it's in the ass.
^ not in the south... damn bible belt
If you're gonna teach your dog to do that, at least strap a camera to his nose.
Whatever. I bet she was just using a snausage as a tampon.
Beggin' Strips pads?
*sniff sniff* Is that bacon? I love bacon!!
At a boy...
I own a weenie dog...and he has a foot fetish, he licks toes
So do I.
you have a weenie dog too?
He is a weenie dog.
no, hank licks my weenie dog.
Hank has a fetish on your dog's toe??
No, Bendo fucks dogs with his weenie cock.
I have a weenie, and I have a dog.
I have a dewclaw fetish.
tish us enfull sqrdine
This*
is*
fucking*
awesome.*
Nice.
Why do you think they call them Weiner dogs???
Because they're shaped like a wiener?
becuase they are all male. kind of like how all calico cats are female
Cause when WWII cam along they stopped calling Dauchsaunds and started calling them wiener dogs. They were also known as Freedom Dogs before WWII, but of course good ole Uncle Hitler had to go and ruin it all
Ours go to eleven!
Hitler was your uncle? Cool.
he looks like he's going sharking...
lol... he's gonna have a hard time going top sharking.
tiny dog + saggy nuts = perpetual rug burn
i wish i was a dog
So does your wife.
good boy!
Is that the reason why all women call me a dog?
No, it's because you keep crapping on the carpet!
is the right one holding its balls??