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Fake, those girls aren't ugly
yes they are
kill women
Women, Nature's Punching Bag
tits & sign or gtfo i believe is in order here...
Deja has spoken.
You really want a topless shot?
I work out, so no worries here.
Yak being lazy tonight, Deja?
Wait, nevermind.
we spent most of the day shopping for gardening stuff, so he didn't get started with videos til much later than usual. he's almost done now
Thought you guys lived in an apartment?
Isn't that why you wanted to move back to Ireland, to live in a house?
we bought a house to build equity to move overseas permanently in 5ish years. we have a lovely garden here :)
Deja has green fingers, who'da thunk it?
Oranje, has a brown thumb.
WHAT??? If you guys move to Ireland, it'll take, what...12 more hours each day to load videos? NOOOOO!!!
Oranje has a brown something
Good time to buy a house right now, at least in America. Not too sure about Canada, though.
Oranje you kind of look like a young Doctor Evil.
He has the sinister smile going for him.
Nah, he kinda looks like Eminem
i agree with smurf
What smurf? Where?
a. Chicks with bodies like that have never been in that close proximity to you.
b. That pose makes you look faggish. Myspace faggish.
I bet if the girl on the left moved out of the way, you could see him doing the Myspace backwards peace sign thing.
Those are they eyes of a man who is about to got down on a dirty crusty dick.
If you think that is 'myspace faggish', check out my tit shot for Deja:
http://i40.tinypic.com/w9zadk.jpg
You fat bitch.
.
And no sign, so I call fake.
My guns are a billions times bigger,
and my abs are a billion times better, and my shit is a billions times stinkyer.
stfu Screech
no sign and pull your damned pants up. submit when there's a sign too :P
There are like, what, 4 pictures of me on here?
Why the hell would I still need a sign? You know what I look like.
thems the rules. i don't make them, i just enforce them
Whammy
If I'm posting a body shot like that with a sign, I'm covering my face. Otherwise, I'm sure it'd somehow come back to bite me in the arse.
Sure, Freshie...sure.
Haha
pasty white, balding, AND chubby? the ladies must love you...
Hahahaha!
..chubby?
I don't think you're chubby, but black is slimming.
The camera adds 30 pounds
Stalinesque.
i want to punch your face.
I would pay to see that.....if it ended with you fucking some furry bitch of course.
i bet typical has a hairy muff, like 70's style
She was referring to herself when saying 'some furry bitch'
She wants morph, all women want morph
this is true.
Nonsense....waxing ftw. And I meant furry as in those weirdos in fur suits.
I'll lick your furry snatch Typical.
she probably looks like she's sitting on an emokid.
.....gross. I couldn't stand how that felt. I have waxed/shaved since like 15 or 16.
ditto. And yes I am still capable of reaching it all on my own.
haha, sitting on an emokid, that is great!
i just like to keep mine trimmed , it make my penis look huge
That is true fries....guys that shave/trim do look bigger.
when your penis is a huge as mine it doesn't matter
yeah, when your a huge penis like dik, it doesn't matter ;p
damned straight
has dirtyrotten seen your penis then ?
google it
i use google-earth to show mine
I trim, but only because I'm fucking hairy as hell if I don't.
don't trim to close, you might cut off your clitoris.
*too.
Fucknose.
Whoop! Whoop! Pull it over, Alec. Did you know you were clocked misspelling something in a correct spelling only zone?
thanks fuckassface.
see I can do that "too".
It was 'warranted'. Since it created ambiguous meaning in this context.
*created 'an' ambiguous meaning
or is 'a'?
This should be good.
Sorry...are you trying to correct something which is perfectly good English? Dumb shit.
I see how you used it now.
Did it really create more than one meaning for you though?
Seems like if it only gave you two meanings, in shouldn't be said like that.
cruelhm would impress everyone in the unemployment office
My brain hurts again.
I don't care, I can still color in the lines.
*color-in
Fuck!
why wouldn't you add 'an' in front of ambiguous?!
Is that not even grammatically correct?
god you are the dumbest shit alive elpiss.. he is still more productive than your stupid ass....
Could it be ambiguousness meaning?
Shit! I'm freaking out!
im sure you have cried in some point inbetween all the whining pwndstore
It's color-in?
My whole world is upside down.
Stfu you punch-drunk fairy.
Color in the picture isn't correct?
My whole life is just one big fraud!
Example...walk-in center vs. walk in center. Color-in the holes vs. color in the holes.
Explain this to me cruel.
Give me an English lesson now you bum!
...there's color in this picture...get it?
I get that now.
What about the first error?
I wouldn't say it was an error...just that what I typed was perfectly okay.
Your version would simply refer to a one-ff episode of omitting an 'o' leading to ambiguity...whereas I'm saying every time you do that it causes ambiguity.
*one-off
I should of never dropped out of school. All the grammar I've learned is from books. Bukowski is a horrible teacher.
Alec, when you supposed to goin' on this date?
She flaked. It's raining and the place I was going to take her was outdoors.
But, I made better plans with a group of girls for Saturday.
My uncle is ill so my brother is running his pub for him. We went up for lunch on sunday & they have a new girl, young slim brunette with massive tits. I think I'm gonna head up there this weekend...& inevitably get pissed & ruin any chance of pulling her.
Your uncle is a fag.
He is?
Usually 1rish1 knows fuck all but he might be right on that one
The one in jeans farted and tripped, the one in red is leaning over to take a dump.
you were really good in the chronicals of narnia as mr tumness.
sick burn
Was that the pedophile goat man thingy?
*Searches google*
James McAvoy? I'm not really offended by that, steve.
Hey baldy!
It's not my style to link to people's shit (I leave that to others).
However, it's very easy to find Rish's pic OJ...and you're a fucking lazy noob if you can't do it.
He's uglier than me by far...and has a stupid greed tat on his neck which screams 'Please rape me!'
You two are about as ugly as eachother...but Rish is a stocky lil midget.
*green
*green
lol oranje, I had no idea who yak was referring to.
All I can find is a pic of some dude in a tattoo studio which I don't think is him.
email me it chod56@gmail.com
I get to see it & it stays off of here.
Really I ought to link it...coz I honestly don't think he gave a flying fuck when you did that. He's only saying that now, so I don't do the same thing.
I'm not e-mailing you...especially to a gmail account. I don't give out my e-mail easily.
Here's a hint though...does he have a myspace? Hmmm. I dunno. Does he?
...but that's private.
hahah. just put up the fucking link
you guys are gonna get in trouble!
OJ you goon. Yes, his gayspace IS private. His pic isn't. Run...before he changes it.
elpiss has been wanting to jack off to rish pics for years now.....
In trouble for what steve? You damn firestarter!
I haven't linked or anything. OJ confirmed to me he knew about a gayspace account.
It's a dog
...I've had shit linked that I didn't want linked especially. Did I whine? Nah.
lol, i gotta have something to do!
and that awsomely handsome, cool ass talented motherfucker "dirtyrottensteve" that comes up when you google me, isn't me.
I've had no urge to Google you. Arrogant bastard.
lol
What's a dog? OJ...you cannot be this much of a techtard. I'm not linking. I just saw his pic again. He knows it's there. He knows it's easy to find. It's not a dog. It's a stumpy, serious-looking, ginger, cap-wearing faggot.
I'll respect his privacy and not link...even though a chimp could find it.
Hint.. Try going through Mucho Sucko's friends. The rish you're thinking of is a coincidence.
haha I got ya & if it's right, there are more pic of him on the net too.
I saw that one before but I didn't think it was him.
Still a little sceptical.
It's him.
That's not him.
The profile statement his him to a 't' also.
I think he says somethin like 'I'd rather swallow a gallon of cum than ever lock horns with Cruel for real.'
That guy appears to work in a tattoo shop. I happen to know that isn't what our 1rish1 does.
"A mindless peabrain on your penis is an extravaganza"
wtf?
Considering it's not him...he suuure got nervous about me linking to him...even adding he thought what you did to ME was wrong.
he says he isnt a ginger either
I'm tellin you, look for an irish looking cartoon on mucho's friends on myspace.
Exactly Steve. That's him. I'm sold.
If it isn't...I'll just do some Drumrave shit, and find something.
I think he wants us to think that his him so we quit looking.
That guy has tattoos all over the place. Hate/love shit, moustache on his finger etc That just doesn't seem like our Irish.
how the hell do you find mucho friends on myspace? i never use that crap
Actually...that sounds exactly like him. But, okay.
Rish sure did seem a little nervous yesterday. Reasonable almost.
Through Mucho Sucko's Myspace profile.... Don't speak if you don't know what the fuck is going on elpiss...
I think it his him because: Plucked eyebrows, 1rish1, got defensive.
I don't think it his him because: There is now ay that guy is 160lb, too many tattoos, big hoopy earing things,
Check your Email, Oranjie.
My neck tattoo is pretty sick isn't it.
Told you it isn't him.
My intuition is too good.
Cruel, the saying is "I'd rather spit up a quart of blood, than swallow an ounce of pride!"
If you want to see if its me or not go check bitcho's Myspace you'll see that I'm on his friends list.
Link me to his myspace then
I bet the only reason that guy is on bichos friends list is because bicho added the wrong guy
Im not falling for this ploy irish
myspace.com/assblaster
That guy is in Fries' top friends too.
"I don't think it his him because: There is now ay that guy is 160lb, too many tattoos, big hoopy earing things,"
What makes you an expert on my tattoos?
i have irish's pic
send it to me please dik
he will ..i can't i promised not to show it
What makes you an expert on my tattoos?
Those tattoos are fucking shit, I'd at least expect you to have some better tattoos.
That isn't you.
i don'y know why he doesn't just submitt a pic..unless he's wanted or something.......hmmm
don't
*submit
that dude scares me ... plus he never replies to any of my messages
You didn't originally call my tats shit you said there were too many ofthem for it to be me. How do you know how many tattoos I have?
This coming from lurch..
And for that matter, how do you know i don't work in a tattoo shop? Hell, you've seen my artwork on here, even though you fags don't believe i did that either.
^fries
In a struggling economy is it that far fetched to think that I may have two jobs?
this dickwad at my work got a tattoo over the weekend...he's so dumb...he's proud of it...believe it or not it's an eagle..all stylized ..it's so hideous and poorly done i wish i had a picture of it
i told him i thought it looked nice haha
i have 2 jobs too
Take a picture of it Dik, so we can all have a laugh.
Selling shit cars and working the local gloryhole.
eagle tats=gay
i think that other Myspace rish might be a terrorist
and what exactly am i going to tell him..? his tattoo is so fantastic i need a picture?
That guy is also in a relationship, 1rish1 is single.
Tell him you know a guy that works for a tattoo magazine and you were telling him about the tattoo and he wants to see it.
Ok too many shit tattoos, whatever. It isn't you.
1rish1 is gay so it cant possibly be the same dude
So let me get this straight, just from conversing with me online you have come to the conclusion that all my tattoos would be of a higher quality?
I think fries is Lenny Montana's son.
That isn't you Irish.
& yeah, I expect you have better taste than that. I doubt I'm wrong.
I don't care what you say. My neck tattoo is fucking sick!
You're trying so hard to convince us that is you now, but you won't post a pic?
I wonder why that is...maybe 'case IT ISN'T YOU!
OJ is REALLY pushing hard to get a look at rish...
because irish the tattoo is so bad even he has to kinda know it
maybe i can think of a way to get a pic....it's so bad
Dik, tell him you have a friend that does online tattoo shows, and he's always looking for a good idea for flash.
when youve talked to a person for years you get curious of what they look like
dw, Irish makes fun of what people all the time yet doesn't post a pic. I want to see what he has to hide.
It's a simple case of shut the fuck up. I can say what I want my pics are up to be criticised, if yours aren't, you have no right to say anything.
*put up or shut the fuckup
*Irish makes fun of what people look like.
^I don't understand why those words are missing? I must have put my hand too close to the most pad thingy, highlighted them & deleted them.
i'd have to agree with oranje on that..in fact i have said that same thing irish..submit the pic i have
i also have a pic of yak..its for sale on ebay
whats that under ? is it on Canadian Ebay
Has Bicho still got his gas mask fetish on display?
what's yak's pic under? my pillow sir
Never said a word about someones looks besides judging tits and don't plan on becoming a mucho celebrity
i personally have never said one negative word about anyone's appearance here ever.. male or female...well besides pointing out cruel's cheeseburger physique
I haven't either.
And I have not tried to convince you of anything, Oranje. I have just pointed out the stupidty of your reasonings on why that couldn't be me.
you took some shots at invalid
hahaha irish
i meant that to pops
ya i took a few shots at invalid maybe..i more recall making fun of his dumb angryness
the gay irish gringo interposted
You know I'm right, Irish.
Say my reasoning is stupid all you like, we both know it's right. It isn't you.
actually i don't remember insulting invalids appearance.
cruel is funny to call fat...he hates it sao much..it obviously hurts his feelings..yet he insults every chick on here and brags about how he looks..he deserves it..fuck me he's a greasy fat bucket of chicken
Not to mention he's a bitch, Dik.
i think you did but im too lazy to check
Cruel is a bitch.
Oranje, you know shit about my tattoos or my relationship status.
doubt it elchris
cruel is a massive chubby as fuck cheeseburger sucking twinkie reseptacle
it's not much of a neck tattoo 1rish1 , i could get a bigger one done on my penis
*if i wanted too...
You couldn't even spell out FRIES on that short Turkish beanieweenie.
It isn't you so my reasoning is obviously pretty spot on.
have you seen mine penis ? i could get 'please' on there too
i suppose i could sell irish's pic
i want to get a braille tattoo on my penis
Irish must be ugly
he looks like a cross between frankenstein and cher
like a white flava flav
With a sick neck tattoo.
Looks more like IceT
Only joking....Vanilla Ice
you mean smeagol
er are we talking about oranje or irish?
Oranje looks like a retarded sea monkey.
irish
oranje does look like smeagol..like in a good way
Oranje looks like a gay Smeagol, on crack, with aids.
"My Precious swamp donkeys...I loves them"
Come on Irish, put up or shut up, coward.
No, I'm afraid you'll make fun of me.
I don't think I could bear it.
Too ugly?
I'm not as ugly as you but I don't even know if thats possible.
haha Suurrrre
Dum dum dum de de dum dum
Hey Rish.
You're a repulsive, ginger lil midget of a Queen bitch.
Now stfu, and take your man-purse dikless with you.
And dik-muffler. I'm nearly 6ft and weight 190lbs. Where in the universe is that fat?
Just because you still weigh less than 190 when merged with jamiee.
6ft? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
BAAAAAAM!
"6ft? I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
When elchris is pulling you up on recycling shit, do you really wanna use lines as ancient as that? Especially when following it up with "BAAAAAAM!"
6ft? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
WHAMMY!
Better?
Best you can do.
You really are a dumbass, Oranje. Ths whole issue with elpiss is that he recycles the same jokes we use on him on someone else about a week or so later. Most of the jokes people use on here they have heard somewhere else.
But I understand that you feel the need to defend him in hopes that you guys can be friends.
*lovers
You're not going to cry are you?
Just count to ten & pull yourself together man, you're getting al hysterical.
That sounds exactly like the shit elpiss says.
From the German Chick and Polar Bear thread from yesterday:
elchris says:
did i make you cry yesterday?
20 Hours Ago
To you?
Well if you keep ranting like a woman...
I tells it how I sees it.
Are you two "together"? I remember how mad dik got when I made fun of jamiee back in the day. Am I going to have to go through this again with you?
If I apologize to elpiss will it make you feel better?
How about this convention gets arranged, and i just publicly squash your gay ass, huh rish?
That sounds best, you Liberace wannabe MMA wank-sock.
Be a man and apologise to the gentlemans ladyboy...sorry, ladyfriend
hahaha
You keep getting all hysterical & you think that is down to others?
You need to take responsibility for you actions, instead of repeatedly ranting like a little girl.
Foul!
annnnnnnnnd photoshop submitted.
Rish=Polyanna.
Am I supposed to know who Polyanna is?
Cruel, you don't even have a job. How the fuck are you gonna make it to the convention, if we were to have one?
Uh-oh...
I'd sell my gran for a chance to choke-slam your midget LuckyCharm ass.
unfortunately the source was pretty small.. if you were to i don't know... give me a slightly better resolution picture i could do much better ;/
i'd be more inclined to spend more than like 10 minutes on it as well then ;/
You do realize that if we met up it would be real life and not your fantasy world, right?
Hey...I hope that's not MY pic. I haven't posted it here.
Uh-oh...
I'm pretty sure its mine. I haven't posted it here either though.
don't take that shit cruel
I take it you didn't 'shop my pic, yak. Mine isn't small, so which picture have you done?
yak has ways, he is probably browsing through your porn and anime collection right now
Cruel and 1rish1 meeting up would be like tea in the park only much gayer
He won't tell. He'll make us wait for it.
it would be a makeout party
Rish. I was your size when I found my first pube...and first fucked your mother.
oh shit! he insinuated sexual relations with your maternal parentage
Cruel, I used to know a fat guy that was your size. Then he lost weight. You should sign up for Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or something.
its a photoshop of oranje you noobs... i'm not going to submit a photoshop of pictures of people who haven't posted them on mucho... i respect peoples privacy ;P
phew!
How could you make him look worse than this?
i submitted this great picture of IRA a few years ago, he had a pink shirt on with a popped collar, and spooge all over his face. it was fucking hysterical, we could have made fun of him for months. whatever happened to that fag?
How is my picture small?
I don't have a bigger one than what I already sent in, sorry.
How many times have you said that to a girl?
lol
599 pixels wide isn't that large... especially for what yak was doing. oh well. turned out pretty good regardless :)
thats what she said
I want more photoshops than Hank, the faggot loves saying how many he has.
Wow, all you have to do is mention Cruel's weight problem and it really takes the wind out of his sails.
Hanks a ledge , its a pretty high pedastal to try an climb Oranje
I can't sit here all night every night stalking comments like you, Rish. Ya fucking hell-damned, dirty-fingered, shit-stabber.
Thats because you are weak. Its not like you have to get up and go to work in the morning.
dirty fingered bwaaaah
No. but I do have good resin to be smoking (quarter and an 8th).
awww Cruels a druggy.... uve now gone down in my book
*you've... i best leave the text speak behind
I'm no druggy Ian. I just like canabis...and speed sometimes, and darvocet, and percocet, and oxycontin, and xanax, and psylocybins, and E, and coke, and MDMA, and...you get the idea.
try ambien.
Whats the difference between MDMA and E?
MDMA is pure
Why do E if you have access to MDMA?
You're life's got to be pretty boring if you need to 'pep' it up with drugs. i have smoked cannabis resin before but cant see why anyone would want to go further.
Well Rainman - my life is far from dull.
I like to open most doors in life...so when I go I can say I haven't missed out on something. Not gonna open the heroin or gay door though. I'll leave that to elpiss.
I may be borderline manic depressive I think. I balance my mind with stuff.
Alec. MDMA crystals are far purer and much stronger than an E. I used to snort Es. Hahaha!
Shut the fuck up, fries, you soft cunt.
You drink beer, so why the hell do you think you are above people who take drugs? Alcohol is a drug in the same was as anything else, it changes the mind and just because it is legal, it doesn't make it any different.
What a narrow minded dick.
Ian's okay. But he IS 5'6 and 17st. He's a fatty that's okay though.
can you get me either alec? wtf?
alcohol , nicotine and cannabis is fair enough but ive seen the effects of harder stuff on people and its fucking dumb if you ask me. I have even seen people act like complete dicks on alcohol let alone other substances
I can get you anything dr.steve. I'll have to UPS it though.
;)
Alcohol is the worst. I only get arrested when Stella and Jack are onboard.
I'm mostly a weed and wine guy nowadays.
Cruel where the fuck do you get the 17st form ?
from
where do you live?
im in nyc
You're 231lbs. That's about 17st in my book.
231/14lbs=16.5st.
alec thinks I'm a narc.
I'm half a foot taller than you and weight 190/14=13.57st.
You're a dirty narc...and a faggot.
"You're life's got to be pretty boring if you need to 'pep' it up with drugs."
If you do anything other than drink your 2litres of water & eat 5-a-day whilst getting your 30 minutes of exercise, you're a hypocrite. Even fucking coffee.
KABOOM!
you said i weighed 230lbs , ive just checked and i weigh more like 210
motherfucker :(
15st
Coffee and tea are both mild drugs. Fact.
I'm the most attractive male on Mucho. Also, a fact. Don't make me link again.
you fat bastard
You mean...more like 216...I see those scales. Old ones aren't they? Kinda unreliable too.
You're still a little bowling ball fries. You aight though...sometimes.
Oranje dont give me that shit.... im 40 yr old ive no end of youngster that think they know everything there is to know about drugs and try and tell me that im out of touch or something... but when i see the damage some smackhead does to a car so he can pinch a stereo and sell it for a little smack , it's fucking stupid
...which is why I would never do smack, Ian. The others are all OKAY in different levels of moderation.
I know...coz I am still normal.
i just want some mdma/x, its been years since I've done x.
Steve i have a series of questions for you.
1.Are you a cop?
2.Do you carry handcuffs?
3. pick one
(a) Arresting people
(b) Going into drug coma
(c) Placing people under arrest
I wanna do something psychedelic, like LSD/acid or whatever.
I'd have you send me some Cruel, but your broke ass would probably just keep my money.
i bought some pure mda once i was in spain it was pretty good... some crystal like powder
I actually thought you might of been a narc at first.
I really can't get arrested for a few more months so I've been a little paranoid.
i didn't consider him robbing me
wish that shit was available here
Alec...stfu you noob.
Damn mofocking Screechtard.
Do you not know that this site is definitely monitored every day by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the Central Intelligence Agency.
Plus...I really am an MI5 British agent. I'm blending in.
yeah when you didn't respond to my f'ing email i figured you were paranoid
whos steve ?
^ narc.
Pills, weed & the like are far from shit like crack, fries.
I've never robbed someone.
Pure MDMA crystals are translucent brown actually...and quite solid. Like tiny brown diamonds.
please, I've been hanging out here for too long to be a narc.
true , just dont be stealing my setreo for the next hit
stereo ?
fries you ignorant check this site out: thegooddrugsguide.com
If you would smoke a bag with me first, then i would know everything was ok.
I'm just used to people being stingy and not buying me free chronic.
the x i did was a tiny bit speedy, aside from my jaw feeling a bit sore the next morning, it was fucking amazing. hows mdma?
Pure MDMA crystals:
http://flickr.com/photos/42885082@N00/255014145
btw alec, narcs can smoke/shoot up & say they aren't narcs fyi.
whait i just went there myself, and the site has changed
it looks like sugar in the raw
actually i think i'll take Oranje onboard with this one , its certainly better than having elchris tell me anything
MDMA is VERY speedy/rushy.
I bought a halfg...and was worned not to eat it all at once...but alas...I shoulda. I did sweat like Drumrave in the Mickey Mouse Club for a few hours though.
http://www.erowid.org/
*warned. Haha!
Steve, you are not helping your case at all.
What line of work did you way you were in again? and for what company?
i heard it was cleaner without the speed rush, thats why I was interested
MDMA actually looks more like crushed coca-cola ice.
A friend of mine did 10 pills in one day, which were kinda of mid quality.
After spending about 7 days peeking out of the curtains to check if the police were onto him (he sold weed in bulk to the end dealers), his advice: Don't do drugs in double figures.
forget it kid, I'll manage
Steve, if you ever get some nice MDMA, hit me up. You buy the drugs and I'll get the women.
definitely a narc. ^
Screech. Guatamalan trannies don't qualify as 'women'.
Is rish dead of pus-finger yet? God I sure hope he is.
if I get mdma, I'll definitely hit you up, as long as the chicks dont have dicks or look like vicsin
Seriously though...I AM an MI5 agent. I'm a cross between Molder and sCULLY.
i'M mOLDY.
cruel, what are you on right now?
Vicsin is a very beautiful...sea cow.
Right now I'm on Minute Maid.
Actually...I'm on decent resin, okay...Agent Steve?
You are a result of a cross between swords.
Wtf you talking boot Screech?
im going to get some beer, fuck this brb fatty fat fat
Go eat some dry ratshit, dr.nodrugs.
I'm cutting back on bud, trying to be healthy.
I've tried H before and it made me throw up. My nose hurt so i relaxed my shnaz with some coke.
That night sucked.
try not to choke on a twinkie fatty
I bet you can suck an 8-ball up your big Jew conk, hey Screechstein?
dr says: I iz jelos coz I haz no drugs.
*screechberg
I got punched in the nose and I have a jew conk now.
*even bigger Jew conk.
Well...punching your snoz is kinda like shooting 2 tons of bass in a 20ft swimming pool with an AK-47.
I've bet i would have an easier time hitting you in the belly.
*does drum roll on cruel's belly and runs
I'd*
narcoleptic
you did too much h thats all
your sniffing h & coke, poor mans speedball?
That was very gay.
I bet all your coke friends shit their pants when you show up at a powder party.
"Awww shit guys...guess who just phoned?"
"Shit. NOT Screech Noseberg?!"
"Afraid so."
*Fuck...let's bust out the baking soda for him, and pretend that's what we're also snorting."
"Deal."
I'm keep getting drunker and it's not even 7:30.
I'm supposed to meet this girl at 11 and I might pass out before 10.
Shrooms, level 4:
A very rare experience. Total loss of visual connection with reality. The senses cease to function in the normal way. Total loss of self. Merging with space, other objects, or the universe. The loss of reality becomes so severe that it defies explanation. Pure white light. Difficult to put into words.
I want to feel that shit right there!
You will...coz u r a faggot with a skinny little needle prick-dick.
I need bread.
never have more than two drinks before you meet a girl, unless she has had more than two as well, otherwise your doomed
I did the best mushrooms ever in TN.
Fuck me sideways...I saw binary in everything. Lots of 01110111 everywhere. Jesus.
dr says: I'm also a faggot that cannot handle my beer and liquor.
first time i did shrooms, i was alone and I watched Requiem for a dream. good times.
thats pretty good advice steve
yo cruelhomo, you jobless fat fuck, I say come out of the closet already, we already know you eat dicks for fun.
I was gonna get Vic to send me some over from 'dam. Don't know why I didn't.
they are really easy to grow, if you have the time
never had lsd or ketamine?
i've administered ketamine to dogs before, and I would never consider using that shit
Steve. Weak.
narc bastard.
ketamin is intended for large animals like horses...you dipshit.
no its intended for dogs, like the ones I gave it to.
although for a fat fuck like you, I would give you the same amount I would give to a horse
K makes you feel like gumby.
I was also wearing a gumby t-shirt at the time.
You're getting silly now Scolder.
I took it as a capsule though.
Needles are a no no.
We so need to arrange a Mucho party in Eastern Europe somewhere. With lots of drink, whores, drugs...and an octagon.
prague!
I'm gonna lay you out so badly cruella.
Lets go to Prague.
Im gonna hold that fat fuck so you can crack his ribs
lol that's fucking weird steve.
then we can steal his drugs
its intended for cats you dumbasses.... and small primates
Not beating cruel, that's cool.
The Prague bit.
Screech...my woman hits me harder than you ever could.
And no - Slovakia...in a big warehouse...Hostel-style.
Seriously Alec...if it's freestyle...you haven't a chance.
still k is great. just have to be a little carefull it can be a nightmare at times too
Some girl just txted me saying she's trying to get shrooms. She said the dude lives in the city too.
I'm jealous Alec.
Of all drugs - TN psylocybins blew my mind for 5 hours. No getting off that ride either.
elpiss - it's all in your mental strength. I don't believe in 'bad trips' only weak minds that cannot handle the experiences.
prague is awesome, I have a friend who's touring there right now, that motherfucker.
Cruel, i'm 165 now.
I'm not fat like you and i'm in shape.
I would knock you so fucking hard, your fat would ripple through your body like a rock being dropped into a pond.
And your fat ass is coming to Prague if we go.
then i'd kick cruelhomo in the balls, take his drugs and all of his twinkies
Alec...I'm 190lbs...and solid. I'm also a former college athlete, and have years of martial arts' experience. Furthermore, I have NEVER been knocked out...even when my 320lb 6'3 brother-in-law uppercutted my chin for being too drunk, and in his face.
I like pain...but haven't experienced much of it ina long time (not the physical kind anyway).
You don't concern me at all. Probably less than Rish...because as an MMA practitioner he could actually do something to me.
till i stabbed you in your fat face
This Prague thing is starting to sound like a plan. I like this.
I used to wrestle in highschool.
The coach taught me all of these submissions and i guarantee I'm more solid than you. And also my dick dwarfs yours.
being a jobless fuck, you'll never make it there.
Your dick looks like a little Oscar Mayer ballon that lost all its air.
You could do nothing to me...other than make me laugh into submission.
If i need cash for something worthwhile...I always find it.
what the fuck is an oscar meyer balloon you fucking mongoloid?
My grandpops was born in Prague.
I'm down for legal prostitution and hallucingenics.
public invasion style
'I'm in a turtleneck sweater...and we down for whatever' Name that tune.
Dr. Imagine a lil Oscer Mayer wiener...in that shape ballon-form....let go until it farted around the room in circles for a while...then it flumps to the floor.
That's Screech's cock.
sucking dick for dollars eh fatboy? I bet your good at that by now.
Cruel, why do you call me screech again? Is he jewish?
your saying your too weak to handle your depression too then
right.
I'm not talking to you anymore, fed. You blew your cover by trying too hard.
Don't talk in my airspace again for the evening. Jealous bitch.
I'm not even jewish.
who is this lightweight talking to? his incoherency has made him look even stupider if thats even possible
I cal you Screech because you look identical to him...and yes you are Jewish...just not kosher.
Fuck manic depression elpiss. I don't think I have it...but I might have it.
I hope you do have it, and suicide soon.
Not talking to you anymore, Hutch. Told you.
you have no control over your mind... its too weak to make you feel hapiness
there you go
then tomorrow, you'll pretend like we didn't own you all fucking night again. your a fucking eternal noob.
Steve is pissed because his fed status was uncovered. Fuck you, Special Agent Ed.
I think you call me screech because I'm just so much more handsome than you. You just try to bring me down you fugly fool.
he's whunu jr.
You couldn't own a bag of weed Dr. Why you keep crying to an 18 year-old to hook you up. Fedhead.
I don't have manice depression elpiss. I'm just a bit insane. Not planty-style though.
I feel happy a lot...but also pissed off a lot.
a babbling incoherent fat faggot with no intestinal fortitude.
You're right Alec. You're gorgeous.
*cottonpickinstevefed is now on full ignore*
go ahead, take the whole bottle tonight, drink all of your drinks on top of it, then put a noose around your fat crazy head, douse yourself with lighter fluid, climb up on your roof and shoot yourself in your ugly fat face.
http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showuser=2941997
your homo tendencies are showing again.
Alec. I really think that flirtysnottyweave is a fed. Good instincts, bro.
Either that or it's a 14 year-old pimple. Either way - nice evade.
watch it alec, he's trying to suck your cock for money.
Listening to you fags talk about the different drugs you've done makes me laugh.
10 pills? That was a warm up back in the day. You fags don't know shit about shrooms.
it lives.
We need to all meet up and go on a drug binge. Then whoever is still standing will duke it out at close quarters.
Rish...back in the y2k New Year build-up...I was one about seven different types of drugs simultaneously. My body didn't know whether to fly around like a fly on PCP or fall through the ground into the Earth's core.
its a marathon, not a sprint.
Wow.
Cruel woke up with a dirty broken condom in his ass and a note saying "From the blacks, with love."
We used to pick shrooms by the bucketful and then dehydrate them. Literally pounds of shrooms.
Alec, you couldn't hang with me. I've seen how you get after a few beers.
cruelhomo used to swallow spooge by the pounds, literally pounds of spooge
Rish, send me some shrooms.
Disguise them as chocolates and send me a fake love letter.
Or a real one if it's from the heart.
ive seen how you get after a few beers too, princess
Rish the TN psylocybins I did were very blue, and were over 1g a stalk...they tasted like stale weetbix...but Jesus. Best buzz I've ever had.
Haha. I had this big, redheaded friend in TN who was about 6'5 and 340lbs...and he totally fucked his buzz up because he threw his shrooms up from the rush stage being too much for him to handle.
Haha! Totally true.
That was a long time ago. I could still go pick them, I know where but it just isn't worth it anymore.
I could.
you've seen me on a case of beer and handful of ambien.
Will you stfu about that gay Ambien nonsense. Take some Zyprexa (Olanzapine) if you want to get ko'd. I took about 70g worth of 2g pills, washed down with a bottle of wine...and lost the ability to speak what my head was thinking...and woke up in hospital.
Good times.
*mg
you used to pick them up with your boyfriend brokeback style rish?
ambien doesn't knock you out.
It makes you trip and act erratic.
I came back to UK via Toronto. On the overnight flight back to London...this douchey Don Johnson-looking businessman type sitting in front of me, kept offering Ambien to the guy next to him (who refused). After he took some...he kept mumblin to himself, and wobbling his head around on his seat. Annoying.
then cruelhomo took his cock out of his pants and licked it for an hour trying to get it hard enough to sit on it
Ambien makes you feel like your dreaming when your not.
That's the best way i can explain it.
I'd rather take shrooms any day though.
really? does it leave you like a zombie next morning alec?
I don't think so.
It's like the burnout you feel when you take Xanax the night before.
The more you take of it though, the better the trip.
i've never done xanax. I'm all about booze/beer/weed and rarely I like shrooms/x. I've smoked opium a few times but thats about it. I'm a drinker.
X doesn't fit with the others.
Shit fries your brain.
E is much worse than Xanax, but I know it's also a lot more fun.
literally it has been two years since I've done it. it's worth it.
1. pick fresh shrooms out of cowpies
2.put them in a blender with sloe gin
3. freeze the mix into ice cubes
4. pour straight Jack over cubes
...purple death...
Sounds pretty redneck. I'm in.
it was a golden day
We would dehydrate the caps and just eat them plain or blend with chocolate.
Ass chocolate?
^ That is one long fucking thread.
I've seen longer...in my y-fronts.
Imma roll that joint now...may as well stay up until the update now.
My thoughts exactly, I'm going to bed as soon as I see yaks photoshop.
Hey, dirtyrotten, was that your myspace you posted up there, or were you trying to say that was 1rish's?
what smerf?
dr. is a fed and a weirdo. Like a pedo-Dexter.
Well, the weirdo is a given. But I was hoping that was his myspace, so I could tell Yak and Deja that he's 17 and they would ban that obnoxious ass.
He sure acts young...most the time.
sorry smerf, it was supposed to be 1rish1's myspace. i dont have one.
cruelhomo, you are a sad little turd. stfu already.
and if you have a problem smerf, let it out you fucking little dick faggot.
"I know yak & deja & I'm gonna tell on you" when did you become such a faggot smerf?
Did this convo pertain to you anyway?
So....what have we learnt kids?
i learnt that 1rish1 is a neck-tattoo fag
IT'S NOT IRISH!!
well why doesnt Bradley put his real photo on here than so i can have a good look at him
Not sure you're allowed to do that, fries. Lets stop commenting here to avoid drawing attention to it.
It's irish. He sent me another one similar to my e-mail.
OJ...quit trying to break the Mucho comment record, ya damn whore.
Fuck you & your assumptions. The location of this thread isn't down to me & I'm not gonna avoid it just 'cause you say I'm trying to break a record.
I found about 15 pics of that guy online, I could send you several different ones of him & claim it's me. It isn't him, & if you really think it is, the score is +1 for Irish.
hahaha
I don't think it matters too much about first names, but using surnames would be going a bit too far.
yeah cuz if anyone ever found out cruelhomos real name, he better run for the hills.
I bet his real name is something gay like Lance.
lance ladouche
or Corwin.
There are people who Ive been friends with for years, but still don't know my proper name.
Not many of my friends know my real name. I go by my middle.
Non of my friends use my real name either. It isn't a nickname as such, it's a real name they use, but it isn't really mine.
What's that Gollum?
i seem to remember seeing my name mentioned a few times by Cruel yesterday, the pesky varmint...
Yeah, you're fries, Lenny Montana's long lost son.
well in that case Lenny owes me 40 birthday presents
On looks alone I would rule on that case in your favor.
My neck tattoo is fucking sick!
*stupid
Thanks for the pic, sweetheart.
How's your 'dik-ass-fucking' finger holding up?
Has any body kept count of how many times rish has repeated that statement about his tattoo? I lost count a day ago.
Like one of these times its finally going to click and everyone is going to agree with him or something?
Cruel, it isn't him & if you're gonna fall for his bullshit simply 'cause that guy uses the name 1rish1 & you were sent another picture of the guy, of which there are many, you're a fool.
he just cant think of much else to say about himself
I'm not falling for anything. The pic rish sent me was him at the gym.
It's him.
Thought you didn't like giving you email address out.
Send me the pic & Ill see if it's the same as the others.
Are you guys gonna beat off to my picture at the same time?
i might
I'm gonna prove it isn't you.
Are you gonna compare my sick neck tattoo?
1rish1 really cant think of much to say about himself other than this tattoo
Just ask dik. He's seen me naked over webcam. He can tell you about all my tattoos.
Dik has a thing for Vanilla Ice look-a-likes
It gets him HOT
What state you in Irish?
I know you said you're southern.
1rish1 thats the gayest thing ive ever heard on Mucho
think he said georgia
no fucking way im reading all this
Nothing much to read. OJ is trying so hard to keep this thread running. He's going for the top slot.
Cruel you're being a cock & spewing more bullshit than anyone. Not only that, you believe your own bullshit too. Gonna have to start calling you O'riley.
Currently I'm in Massachusetts, but I'm from Florida.
Boston?
And OJ...you're just sore because I let rish have my e-mail.
Irish you're full of fucking shit.
Cruel, if you believe that is him, then you're a fucking moron. You could post a picture with a sign if it was you, Irish.
It isn't, so you can't. FACT!
& why the hell would anyone want your email, O'riley? I want to prove it isn't him, that is all.
I'm not gonna let you misspell 'O'Reilly' one more focken time. You hear me, precious?
I have the pic of rish in his gi that proves he's the irish on Ian's gayspace.
You can clearly see the sick neck tat and everything.
It's not for me to post it though. Ask rish.
Zip it O'riley
Ask rish. Go on. I've seen the proof.
I have no idea what a gi is, & nor do I care, O'riley.
It isn't him. FACT.
Stop making me have to respond to you, so you can get the most discussed trophy.
Zip it O'riley. Just get back to sucking Irish's e-cock.
Irish, you fag. If it is you, post a comment on Muchos myspace.
If it was you, you could. Since it isn't, you cant.
You can't, I win!
ha
pwned!
It's him. Let it go OPrecious.
You're too dumb & believe too much bullshit to talk to me, be quiet already.
You're not trying to start up shit with me again, I hope.
Dude...rish sent me a pic - of him in full gi, with 2 guys either side of him in their gis...there was MMA shit all over the walls in the background...and the lil bastard is even holding a piece of paper in front of him that reads, 'Fuck you Cruel, you fat cum-guzzler'.
It's him...so stfu now.
shut up cruel, you fat cum guzzler
No, you started shit with me by making stupid fucking claims & saying what I am or am not doing/meaning when I post. If you think you can go around doing that & I wont mind, you must be retarded.
If it was him, all he would have to do is prove it by commenting on mucho. Since everyone knows about his myspace now it wont effect ANYTHING, would it? No.
He can't 'cause it isn't him. FACT!
It's him. Gospel fact.
That guy is like 6'1 220lb
Irish is short arsed cunt at 160lb.
It it was he'd prove it. He can't. Fact!
Quick offtopic question. Is this the longest thred on mucho? I believe it has beaten the mucho-raid threads. Confirmation?
*thread
I think the longest thread was somewhere in the neighborhood of 400 comments.
If it is really him, all he would have to do is change his headline to say Muchosucko or something, but it's not him because I've seen his real myspace when the link was posted that day.
fucking hell, it takes me 5 seconds to scroll through the damn thing. I think this is at least 350+. Someone who gives a fuck, please count it.
cruelHM, you're a fucking fag. I bet 1rish1 lets you take it in the ass every night just for the right to lick his prostate.
We're only 24 comments from knocking VicFats pinup pic out of the top slot for most discussed.
And by the way, Cruel only wishes I would let him lick my prostate.
i bet he prayes for it every night
"Plese, God, please
Let me rejoice in the lovely smell
that is 1rish1's butthole. I will cut off my right nut for that moment of uttermost pleasure".
Am i getting close, cruella?
Sorry, I don't speak noob. Someone will have to translate.
Hey...what the fuck. Let's knock that fat cunt off the top spot. Let's aim for the skies - 1000 comments.
The motherfucking skies, I tell you.
Btw Rish. Fuck off you lil ginger homo. Whiny waaaa waaaa 'my finger sore from too much in-and-out of dik's crusty, dry shit-trap.'
I do this for you OJ. For you OJ my love.
My finger is much better, thanks for asking.
Cruel, you sure are a spammy little cocksucker.
mybrainquit stfu sheep
you must speak noob because there can't be a more fucking noob at anything worse than you, scumfuck. here, let me translate it for you, in laymen's terms.
You
are
a
fucking
gay
fish.
There, does that clear it?
Awww. I'm sorry rishy, sweetheart. Let's not have 2 days of silence now, and you folding your arms and sighing harshly on the couch in your favorite Spiderman pjs.
the fights your involved must be really tough when the injuries you whine about are a little cuts in your finger
They're Underdog pjs.
Its always the little injuries that hurt the worst.
They're sweet pjs - sick almost. Sooo...what I thought were Spidy web tracks...were actually just jizz snail-trails??
Besides, that doesn't count as an injury. Infections don't count as an injury any more than getting the flu does.
Sha-tiiing!
He's right elchris...paper-cuts and nail-springs REALLY hurt. Worse than a broken nose.
hey, sniffy, when they cut your dick off, you bitched more than a illegal immigrant "i'm american, no tengo nada, no herpes, no, senhor".
Come on rish. Get spammy, brah. 1,000 comments...noting less.
i think he's not in the mood. You might have to suck his balls just to get him to the keyboard.
Hey, ya fucking nooge. You look like a retarded cartoon character, and like your momma used to watch helplessly as daddy made you lick his melting popsicle. Stfu already before I make you even more 2D.
What, by sitting on him cruel?
My dad never made me lick his popsicle, he made me go to the whoring market, fetch your mother and bring her to him where he would make other aborted fetuses like yourself.
WHAMMY!!
Wow. Imp-ressive. Jesus. Back to the drawing board, Mr Fail. What a douche trying to declare a whammy on your own comment - especially since it wasn't remotely witty or funny.
I'm off to watch my pirated Know1ng - decent comment there, Screech.
i would like to thank you, gentlemen, i thn defeating that fucking fat cunt off the top spot. Couldn't have done it without you.
Cruelhm, i knew that if my comments would be stupid enough, you'd take the bait, you're the most easy-to-piss-of person on this site since hank's been gone.
Now fuck off.
Cruel, tell me if it's any good.
Cage's movies have been pretty bad as of late.
Is there any way to shut this annoying little fat fuck up? God his annoying rants just make me want to shoot him.
All cruel is doing is fanning the flames (and using him to bust the comment count which I have yet to uncover the motive for that mission?)
i just hate vicsin.
There is a way .... post loads of Family Guy episodes.
watching family guy right now:
http://www.watch-family-guy-online.com/
VicSin currently holds the comment count record for a picture submission at 600+
link please
No, fries, you tard, we've knocked her fat ass out of that spot.
fries, it's not yet updated. If you browse through the history, you'l see this pic has ~622 comments
ive added VicSin's submission to my favourites so im upto date now
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/pin_up_vicsin-41922
...hey! Your brain just doesn't know when to quit quitting huh?
And you can stfu dw...fucking changeable cunt-rag. Just because you know Goku is Ken's bitch you've gone all 'woman' on me. Lil pussy fart.
Alec. I got sidetracked from watching Know1ng. Crank came on TV and I wanted to see it.
I'll let you know when I watch it tomorrow. I agree Cage's shit has been shit lately. So, we'll see.
If I ever try meth, I'm doing it while watching crank.
god this gay thread is still going? I figured everyone would be thrilled to ignore cruelhomo and his quest for a date with 1rish1. right you fat fuck?
I want this thread to be longer than the thread that comes off a pair of Shaq's boxers.
Crank was aight...really far-fetched...but then - that's Statham for you. Crank made the Transporter movies seem plausible.
He was believable in snatch.
I was believable in your momma's snatch last night, Screech.
I don't believe jew!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you what I hate. Fancy fruit with too many pips.
haha
How in hell do you bastards know what has the most comments anyway? You'd have to trawl through all the pics & compare. It'd take weeks.
No, you cock.
You just go to the right side of screen and click on 'most discussed'.
What a fucking noob.
haha
How in hell do you bastards know what has the most comments anyway? You'd have to trawl through all the pics & compare. It'd take weeks.
655
^ number of times you've been raped...this year.
By hot women.
What the fuck?
I post a comment, refresh a little later only to discover it isn't there. Post it again & then it finally appears?
I have to copy my comments all the fucking time 'cause they don't always post, it's so fucking annoying.
with dicks*
i already knew that the previous record holder was VicSin , cos im good like that
Oh right, Cruel. I never look at half the shit on here, just what I want to. I didn't even know you could favourite vids until recently. I have some seriously selective retention. I need to find some medication to remove the filters in my mind.
vicsin could fit a bowling ball in her black hole of a cooch
I like how steve always chimes in with useful tidbits.
Haha. I don't know anything about this site either...and hardly ever watch any vids. I only turn up to laugh at people.
Can anyone use the incredible search feature? I mean, the whole putting your query in "" really never has worked.
I can't find anything on this site.
Steve, lets get a 8-ball and pick up a dark shade of hooker.
double no
narc.
If you put your ear to VicSin's crusty cavernhole and listen carefully...verrry carefully. Shhh. Shhhh! Yes...even more carefully than that...you can just make out the distant cries for help from the last 5 drunk guys that fell inside her. They've survived a long time down in there...coz she eats enough to keep them all well-fed.
I don't watch many vids either. I'll most up to read the comments but of all the vids from the last two days that are on the front I've seen *checks homepage* 9 out of the 43.
*Ill open most
What the flying fuck are you talking about cruel?? are you still stuck on that stupid anime argument that you 'care nothing about'?
I already said I don't care enough about it to bs with you yesterday, nothing has change since, time to move on
Ken/Cruel wins.
are you still mad at me oj?
*cringes*
Stfu Cheech.
Annnnd...the thread's off again...
what if i send you some purple death?
yay cruel wins *crowd cheers*
are you back to today's conversations now?
send me ANY real drugs you like!
Let's keep did damn ting runnin...the thread that is.
*dis
Never was, Poss.
:)
Get a room.
"I hear you knockin
but you cant come in"
You'd just had in the closet...
...like Irish.
boom tisssh
*hide, dammit!
Sort ya fuckin head out. These are not even typos anymore. You're smoking weed right now OJ. I only do weird mental slips like that when I'm stoned...which is most days lately...yay for letting my life pass me by!
...which reminds me.
*skins up another*
I'll smoke to that cruel
I don't have weed. Wish I did, but I don't.
So, fuck knows...
*smoking right now*
it seems like (from some comments i've read) dope is hard to find sometimes in the UK...why is that?
are the laws tougher there?
where i live, a simple "weed possession" charge costs less than a speeding ticket does...
I just got back from the tanning bed.
^Gay
Nah. They are only interested in sellers here, really. Possession is rarely prosecuted...especially if a small amount, and a first offense.
It just gets 'dry' sometimes...but it's always around if you know the right people...or are prepared to pay.
Resin can ALWAYS be found ('dirtbar/soapbar')
Gay AND fake.
Everyone knows redheads don't tan.
I'm also getting my eyebrows waxed and a haircut tomorrow.
what color is your finger now, irish?
My best friend is the main event at the fight tomorrow. He is fighting someone from TUF.
Its gonna be great and I'm gonna be looking sharp.
^Bad and Nationwide
You're gonna be looking homo. Every time.
Finger is great i cut a rather large hole in it so it could drain constantly and it looks pretty good now.
Holes in fingers are always a good look.
poss, you strike me as one of those that could sport a zz top beard and still look cool
i DO
...but i dont :(
i look like a homeless person actually
HAHAHAHAHA, i got the 'too lazy to shave so shut the fuck up about it' scruff look most of the time, but I do sport a 70's porn stache quite well.
I look like a homeless person too, except a really good looking homeless person.
^misspelled "emaciated cat-food eating"
Fucking hell fellas, do you realise that you're beating VicFats old comment count by OVER 100 comments?!
Congrats!
Oh & I never clean shave. I shave, at most, once a week & that is with head clippers which leaves me with grade one stubble.
just nine more posts to go till we get her off the front page!
and what even better, oj, is that i could care less...
hahahaha
Well, bit of a lie. I clean shave for interviews & sometimes if I decide to put some effort into my appearance when going into town.
's
vicsin:
"let's forget you, better still"
who?
haha
I do the same oranje, there has to be some sort of occasion for me to shave clean otherwise its the beard trimmers only.
Is waxing your nipples considered gay?
The girls i know like my stubble so I keep it.
^ultimate threadkill
It was just playing possum until you came.
closed circuit for Urks, oldsters, and some of tha Brits...
the best live album in the history of Rock and Roll is:
"Live At Leeds"
by The Who
...should be required listening for all children...
rammstein - live aus berlin
I am using the styickers they give you at the tanning bed to monitor how tan I'm getting so now I have a little butterfly on my ribcage.
alec - never use your name, my name, and the phrase "until you came" at the same time, ever again...okey dokey?
(serious about Live at Leeds btw)
Why7 has this thread been left to die exactly?
I don't understand letting a thing of beauty just fade away.
1,000 is required.
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Cruel is a fag.
All of you are gay and this is the gayest thread ever. I'll even include my own gayness just to head off anyone calling me gay too. Fuck you.
Faggit. ^
Hello?
Hiya, homo?
You know, if I were to lose some weight, and start looking more gay, we'd look remarkably similar :s
so, you're both into fucking mutant demonic dwarfs.
Bolle wang.
Fuck, I think I'm lost
Fake.
Weather in Yorkshire is way shittier..
true but maybe this is from last monday
The one sunny day in the year
Introduce me to your friends Orange.
he paid from them from Copley Rd
thats not any part of town that i recognize
That placard is up on a fence down Whit rose, by the industrial units.
*White Rose Way
whats it supposed to say ? im gonna go look later on
The police will do you for kerb crawling
Everybody uses the cheap hotels down White Rose Way
It doesn't say owt, just my picture. It is in front of the blue units, just off to the side of White Rose Way I have no idea what it's called though.
Didn't the Bloodhound Gang do a song about how fags always attract hot chicks??? This is the perfect example.
Chicks-dig-guys-who-are-queer-guys...
that-don't-dig-chicks
you've nearly got a comment count record with this one Oranje. keep up the good work.
It's at third right now.
just one more comment and it's second.
It is second now....24 till first. To beat out vicsin.
Well, now 23....and after this 22. You get the picture.
So if we keep on
and on
and on
then special needs kid gets to number 1?
I'm taking this post to infinity...and beyond. For my man OJ. I love that bald guy.
Someone has to
His mum doesn't...so I will give that darling lil guy all the love in the whole world...and all the shine in the night sky.
*sighs longingly and presses OJ's picture to his chest*
cruel you faggot
Who? Moi?
haha
Btw you jealous fag...I never gave rish my e-mail...and he never sent me a pic. I was just pwning you left and right with it all.
And I have never really thought that myspace is him...it COULD be though.
I loved those zombies in 28 Days Later.
How the hell were you pwning me left and right, you think cunt?
If I said "oh, if he sent you a pic it must be him" you would have pwned me. I didn't 'cause I don't fold to other people bullshit.
You kept trying to convince me & failed EPICALLY, so I'd say that is a big fail for you.
'think cunt'
& I have no interest in your email
Good...coz my e-mail has no interest in you, either...so quit offering me your chode56@chodemail shit.
Pwned.
CruelHM says:
'think cunt'
lol OK , that's a pwn.
what a chode.
That account is a junk account that me & my friends use. It isn't what I use day-to-day & it's on here for people to pass stuff on, that's it.
Don't get too excited about it.
You're an ungrateful bastard. All I've done for days if help you get to the top spot with this posting.
And do you care? Noooo. Do you appreciate or value what I do? No, sir.
See...I give you support and encouragement. And you give me nothing in return. Oh...no...sorry. You did rather helpfully link to some personal info. Ya. Thanks for THAT.
This relationship is so one-side. It's just not working for me any more. You're not worthy of real love.
I posted that info whilst we were at quite a low point n out relationship. It doesn't count.
spelling corectly is for gays
If that's true...I don't wanna be straight.
you know you love the big wet long shiny schlong
i got one of those
thank god for predictability.
738 comments? without hank?(after i ran him off the site)..suck it chinaski
He would have put it over 1000 with his spammy crap.
ive not seen dik run anybody off this site
He'll run you off
I already said this is going to 1,000+.
I know, that's what I was talking about.
Why has this been left to fade away again, please?
I mean...would you let a priceless, prize-winning orchid just crumble away to nothingness? No. I didn't think so.
This deserves more comments.
your a fucking closet homo dick licker book report writing halfwit.
my bunny's name is Fluffy
My dog killed a bunny named Crusty.
Aww, 'Fluffy'.
That's really sweet possum.
I am nearly out of pot. :(
I dog killed a pot named Crusty.
pussy
Dog pussy crusty pot.
wtf is 'I dog' Alec? Is it one of those new Jew toys...I want one if so.
^name of my dog that killed a bunny named crusty.
Narc, Alec. Narc's a good one, too.
Crusty narc dog pot pussy.
I'm out of pills!
I'm gonna name my next dog narc.
When i get em', ill post a pic with his dog tag.
Birth control...or Valtrex?
Does birth control get you fucked up?
i stick carrots up my butt and Fluffy eats 'em out...
clean cuts, too
I'm sure calling him in at night in NYC will be plenty of fun.
"Narc, Narc! Narc you little bastard get away from my drugs."
Dog pussy crusty pot licks peanutbutter off my grundle.
Does birth control get you fucked up?
I wish you'd intended that joke Alec.
i call your mom narc when I put pineapples in her ass, cruelhomo
My dog actually at a bag of my regs.
When he shat the bag out, i couldn't find the greens.
poss...do you coat the tips with liquid LSD? I mean...Fluffy can't just have it all his way. That wouldn't be right.
What if my dog is actually a real narc?
Should I ask?
its quite a wild party at the homeless shelte3rs friday nights cruel?
Does anyone read the onion? i just read the onion and i liked the onion a lot. I'm going to read the onion more often and watch the onion more often and talk about the onion more often.
If you can't smell a narc by now...I suggest you get outta the game, playa.
That was nearly quite funny, Alec. Good job.
It's all good.
Before they catch me with any drugs, the narcotics seem to already be up my nose/ass/veins/mouth/socks.
i need a xanax.
Mainly ass.
Xanax are aight. US has some good script drugs. Legitimized narcotics ftw!
I just coughed up a nose bleed.
Xanax bring me down when i'm yaked out.
God...I got fucked up on oxycontin for a while. Only had about a hundred...they didn't last long. Fucking street value of $10 per 10mg pill evidently.
I'm having a party!
Everyone come over because a party is being had at my crib.
I have cocaine and orange juice.
...down to my last like gram or so of pot.
HELP!
I have pot too.
I really like girls with tan lines.
got over 200 gr pot in my fridge
you homeless buy a gram a time right
I woke up with a fedora on my head a few nights ago and i don't know whose it is but i'm going to start wearing it.
That's right elpiss. Well done.
I got just under a half ounce of hash the other day, and I'm nearly out again.
I have some grey goose in my freezer but it won't freeze!
My freezer is useless!
The fedora suits you, Alec.
yeah, cruel - you seem to "run out" way too soon...why dont you buy more when it's available?
alec - just turn your freezer's coldness setting up to "eleven"
Haha!! 11.
poss...it's always available (the hash anyway). But my female doesn't like me smoking it - so I don't do it ALL the time. And when I do...I go up to my best friend's place.
Is it gay to swim at the YMCA?
alec, it's only gay if want it to be...
btw, the "fedora" says "available"
to all the Bears in there
Only when you're in there with your big Jew nose.
Are no females allowed?
dont ask dont tell
Come on. Less than 200 to reach 1,000.
Why has this been left to die?
awww fuck you
Easy Cruel, back when Balls_Malone was here, we used to take it in turns to add a line to a story to see where it went. Let me begin:
Back when I was much younger, in the days when people had a choice, were allowed to decide their own future, I...
wanted to become a pornstar, a gay pornstar but then ..
pissed my life away on booze, drug and internet porn...
my brother in law punched me in the face for being a drunken cocksucker internet loser asshole named cruelhomo.
Then one day I was visiting a glory hole and
I found myself wanting to live my dream of being a gay pornstar .. again
...I changed my mind, and decided upon a new course of action - something big...something special. So, Imagine my surprise when I saw an ad in the classifieds for a...
glory hole cocksucker intern. my dreams came true. then on my way to the audition
and I failed ... badly, the judges said I had a small penis so I decided to do something better and more interesting
...and hit every pub in Glasgow...one a 3-week binge. I had to be careful though...because I had no valid ID and was underage so I...
The jobs were lacking, so I took a ride down to my beachhouse ..
shit
called the master of fake IDs, Camycazi ..
...looking in the mirror now, and talking to myself...I realised I was HE. I was the said Camycazi, and I spoke to myself in the third-person. I realised I had to...
snap out of it and stop pretending to be this porn submitter called Camycazi,
Bastard.
Don't want to ruin the thread (anymore than steve has)so its going here.
What the fuck is your problem, dirtyrotten. the first two go with the flow & make sense, then you have to jump in like a spoilt little faggot.
Fucking idiot. If you had a brain or an ounce of creativity you could have contributed, but you don't.
suck a dick limey
with nothing else in my life but sin and random sex with jailbait, until the day I found salvation..
...at the personnel department of my local DEA office. Excitedly, I strode in...
and tripped and smacked my head off the file cabinet, a woman approached me ..
Camycazi & steve arse sooooo fucking bad at this game. We used to have some really good ones in the past. Quite inventive whilst still being funny. All they can must is "I want to be a pornstar", "I have a small penis" & "I was visiting a glory hole"
Fucking lame.
and said, "Sir, I'm a huge fan of yours.. Would you care to give me an autograph for my daughter?" Confused I...
signed on a piece of paper and gave it to the little girl and asked, "
quickly ran though the possibilities. In the hope I could get out of here, I tried to discover who she thought I was by...
quit your fucking crying you horse toothed jackass. your lucky im even reading this shitty thread this many days later.
lucky. Why don't you fuck off & talk camycazi with you, thick shit.
*take
looking for any visual clues on the lady. To my surprise she...
why don't you quit yer bawling?
Way to ruin a very simple yet decent game, steve. Well done.
thats exactly what i did. now I know why we can't see your teeth in this photo. you have homeless horseteeth you grimy sobber
OJ, you remind me of when I was in Primary School, during the break you see a couple of kids playing some game that you want to play. So you ask "can I play?", and one of them says "No, this is our game, we started it, go away" <--- you're that kid right now.
lol what a jerk
And you're the kid no one wanted to play with, now scram.. Besides, aren't you still in primary school?
nah, im the bully who took your lunch money and fucked your sister
I was also the kid that first watched porn before any other my age ... I was strangely proud of that.
can you hear oranje with his faggy tea and crumpets accent sobbing to his internet friends, "then they ruined my one line story challenge by using inappropriate adjectives and dangling participles." lol what a twit
Oh, well you're a real winner then. I bet all the porn has helped you still being a virgin and all.
Nope, lost my virginity at 15 to some chubby chick I grew up with. No she wasn't my Mum or sister or any relatives before you say.
Either way one looks at this...the goal has been met...comments are a'flowing...like a glorious wine sent from the wine Gods in heaven.
Exactly
'lost my virginity at 15 to some chubby chick I grew up with.'
That's what ALL Scottish 'guys' do...and then they marry the fat bitch, get drunk every night...and beat their wives for daring to be so fat and repulsive.
Thank you Dionysus.
Go and say that to the 5 million other Scots.
praise jesus
I'm sure Camy will grow up to bigger and better things Cruel. He might actually have a chance at those dreams he told you of earlier, gay porn is booming at the moment, and glory wholes are making a comeback.
*holes
Are they? *gets pen and paper* companies .. need ... big ... dicks ..for gloryholes.
there is a 1 in 5 chance that your dick will get cut off in a glory hole.
Camy, you should hold peoples dicks for ransom.
^fact
and ... go ... for .. part ... time ...only.
They should make glory holes for boobies.
get on it alec
Alec's gonna make glory holes for big Jew conks.
Not only would I ban you from playing with us, the other kids would tell you to piss off too.
You would have to play with the kid who couldn't speak English.
Stfu OJ! C'mon Pedro, lets go, we don't need them.
^hahaha faggots
Hehe niggers.
first
what's that i smell? it smells like cellulite and cheetos..mixed with stupid...wtf is that smell?
810th?
Do you smell the gingers at night too dik?
it might be dik's breath blowing back at him
I know that smell dik. It's the smell of unfunny and unoriginal. Am I close?