Nearly crushed by a gate

Comments to Nearly crushed by a gate

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  Staroplzenecky 2008-09-22T04:16:10Z says:

  women can barely think, how are they allowed to drive?

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    Bootface 2008-09-22T05:28:50Z says:

    who the fuck was driving in this video ?
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    PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-22T06:11:56Z says:

    What did you expect from a polack?
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    luckychicago 2008-09-22T06:30:16Z says:

    No polack maybe a JEW?

    Looks kinda like a bindu also
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    BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-22T17:23:52Z says:

    clearly a cracka assed cracka
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    Staroplzenecky 2008-09-22T21:29:55Z says:

    i know theres clearly no driving in this video im just wondering why are they allowed to drive since theyre clearly so stupid, and pussyhands y dont you google my name and learn, retard
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    Bootface 2008-09-22T23:14:23Z says:

    stfu polack
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    Staroplzenecky 2008-09-22T23:21:42Z says:

    another retard, its not polack you fucking idiot
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    aquamaster9 2008-09-23T00:26:59Z says:

    He's just mad that they drive better than him
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-09-23T00:53:42Z says:

    Fuck, you can barely think, how do they let you comment, you fucking idiot polack?
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    Staroplzenecky 2008-09-23T01:20:37Z says:

    your all retarded, http://www.absinth.bz/Staroplzenecky_Absinth.html
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    possum 2008-09-23T02:43:02Z says:

    staro? belarus?
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    aquamaster9 2008-09-23T11:44:28Z says:

    Ohhh that's the drink you were bottle fed!
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  drumrave 2008-09-22T04:28:48Z says:

  Why did she just stand there like the gate was just going to move for her

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    Nixon'sGhost 2008-09-22T06:18:12Z says:

    Daddy didn't love her enough and she craves attention.
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    drumrave 2008-09-22T06:25:29Z says:

    Is it msduff then?
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    iamgodandyoudie 2008-09-22T13:02:31Z says:

    Looks she was talking to someone. Probably forgot about the gate halfway through that short conversation.
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    FatPat 2008-09-22T16:56:57Z says:

    It looks as if she was trying for a workman's comp claim. Then the security guard told her she'd be fired for violating the stupidity rider.
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    fantastick 2008-09-23T02:49:12Z says:

    Probably thought it would open when it closed on her arm, like elevators or residential garage doors or whatever.
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  postalvag 2008-09-22T04:33:29Z says:

  i used to do that as a kid wait for the gate to almost close then run or roll under it.

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    mamer 2008-09-22T04:42:21Z says:

    so you are a female.
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    drumrave 2008-09-22T04:46:25Z says:

    You're not indiana fucking jones
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    Asphalt 2008-09-22T05:02:16Z says:

    His middle name was "Ezikiel", not "fucking"
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    Bootface 2008-09-22T05:27:02Z says:

    fuckin nerd
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    exojjl 2008-09-22T08:15:56Z says:

    hey bootface, is it true?
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    Asphalt 2008-09-23T02:35:21Z says:

    What are ya snifflin about now boots?
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  mamer 2008-09-22T04:43:20Z says:

  what a fucking stupid bitch.

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    stringsNstuff 2008-09-22T04:45:53Z says:

    yeah that wasnt too bright
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  Asphalt 2008-09-22T05:00:44Z says:

  "OH FUCK! Guys! Im being crushed by the slowest closing garage door ever! It actually hasn't even closed on me yet bu- Oh wait! Huurrrg!"

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    redrum 2008-09-22T06:57:32Z says:

    I picture it more like "Ok guys have a good weekend, I'm outta here! Ok, I'm leaving this bag here" "Where?" "Here. Gotta go. See ya-aaarrrgghh!"
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    IsaiasxD 2008-09-22T08:21:26Z says:

    Well, more like...

    Hey, Guys! Have a good weekend. I'll be off tomorrow.
    -What was that? (Knowing that the gate was closing, the person tried to keep her still for the smash) So what are you doing next week?

    It worked, ha,ha,ha...
    Oh Shit.
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-09-23T00:56:22Z says:

    Asphalt's was funnier then you two retards.
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    elchris 2008-09-23T01:28:10Z says:

    youve got a spelling mistake there gringo
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    Asphalt 2008-09-23T02:47:59Z says:

    I agree with Iam, that Asphalt chap is downright hilarious. I even find him kind of sexy... um... in a completely heterosexual way
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  Romeo2000 2008-09-22T08:09:55Z says:

  shouldn't there be sensors or sth to prevent accidents like that?

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    exojjl 2008-09-22T08:16:52Z says:

    yeah, its the sensory part of the brain that if, working correctly, gives you common sense not to be a dunbass.
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    exojjl 2008-09-22T08:18:22Z says:

    She proboly had some kind of short in her wiring.
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    dik 2008-09-22T12:23:03Z says:

    ya romeo there sure should be..i'm surprised there isn't..and shut the fuck up exolle or whatever the fuck your stupid unpronouncable name is name is
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    dik 2008-09-22T12:23:41Z says:

    there is often an echo in canada canada
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    FakeAssNegro 2008-09-22T20:28:20Z says:

    Actually, Dik, exojjl has a very valid point. If this dumb cunt's brain was wired correctly she wouldn't have stuck her stupid head in the way of the gate.
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    MrFugsmucker 2008-09-22T22:23:13Z says:

    exowhunu is a dumbass if he thinks that common sense has anything at all to do with sensory perception. Unfortunately for you, Fake, you are also a dumbass for agreeing with the putty-brianed gimp.
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    MrFugsmucker 2008-09-22T22:24:29Z says:

    *putty-brained - wasn't me the keyboard got confused again.
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    FakeAssNegro 2008-09-23T00:42:45Z says:

    Unfortunately for you, keyboards are inanimate objects so your misspelling makes you look stupid and your assertion that it's your keyboard's fault makes you look SUPER STUPID!
    
    Fuck off...
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    MrFugsmucker 2008-09-23T00:57:34Z says:

    Dear FagAssedNegro,
    
    Fugs has gone to bed.
    
    Don't you ever call me inanimate again you fucking unfeeling sack of organs! So what if there was an error on my part? You were still wrong.
    
    Fuck off yourself.
    
    Mr. Keyboard
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    elchris 2008-09-23T01:29:37Z says:

    fakeassnegro, youre really dumb for not have understood that was a bad joke
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  El_Wanko 2008-09-22T12:22:42Z says:

  Women have poor spatial sense and she didn't realize how little space was left. It's societies fault that this happened because there should be more laws in place to prevent retards from hurting themselves.

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    dik 2008-09-22T12:28:49Z says:

    and she was obviously a dirty slut
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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-09-22T22:10:13Z says:

    yeah dik, that goes along with the poor spatial sense...she just can't figure out how many cocks it takes to fill her. Kinda like Albino.
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  elchris 2008-09-22T12:31:57Z says:

  in case you havnt noticed, common sence aint really common

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    jimijames 2008-09-22T14:42:58Z says:

    good point.
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-09-23T01:01:27Z says:

    Yeah, I sense that elpiss doesn't have enough common-sense of spelling.
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    elchris 2008-09-23T01:09:35Z says:

    your comments are fantastic you hear?
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  faggot 2008-09-22T15:27:41Z says:

  She was asking for it

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    1rish1 2008-09-22T17:17:54Z says:

    That never holds up in court.
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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-09-22T22:11:16Z says:

    +1 for team personal experience.
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    possum 2008-09-23T02:44:10Z says:

    unless you're Kobe
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  Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-22T15:52:24Z says:

  that was a lawsuit in the making...fucked up people that want to make a dollar the wrong way.
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  Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-22T15:57:02Z says:

  They chick in the white is more than likely HOT!!

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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-22T21:26:55Z says:

    the*
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  aXx 2008-09-22T18:20:23Z says:

  accuse the garage dipshit whore.

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-09-23T00:33:43Z says:

    *shrug* ok
    
    It was the garage dipshit whore that did it.
    
    
    Happy now?