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Comments to New Moon
i hate twilight
i agree with you on that one.
What do you two mean? It's seriously greatest work of fic... Hah, fuck. I couldn't do it. I couldn't keep a straight face.
I think they are both right.
never seen it, never will and is this a repost? maybe I just saw it somewhere else
I would have remembered something this lame being on mucho.
i want to make a really funny joke about you being lame too Wanko but i cant think of one
Yep, it's impossible.
No, he can be quite lame at times , but he is aware of that.
hahahaha brilliant
fuck that twilight shit true blood kicks the shit out of it
thats like saying dog poo tastes better than cat poo...
really kojach? unless you're talking about size, comparing shit to shit is meaningless.
I agree with kojach, at least true blood goes along with the Tits or get the fuck out rule.
True blood is just sex in the city with redneck vampires its no better. You lose
you forgot blood and actual killing. i dont think people get killed in twilight but its not really worth it to me to find out
It shouldn't be worth it to find out what happens in the second movie either. Or the third. Fucking franchises...
Cousin Seebird , I am starting to like ya more .
yay macarena?
How about because it's a vampire book written by a Mormon trying to avoid all things vampirish?
true blood is way gayer than twilight just for the fact that people who watch true blood actually think it is cool. The only people who really enjoy the twilight bullshit is little girls(mostly chubsters) but true blood is like...terrible
pure gold
So stupid, it's funny.
i didn't find it funny at all
but i don't really have much of a sense of humour
dik , ya fucin liar
what the hell is so great about this damn movie?
Nothing.
The spectacular special effects of the werewolf transforming on all the tv ads?
*wolves
I wish I could tell you but Im never going to see it...Id rather watch Driving Miss Daisy...
of course you would, its driving ms daisy, I mean come on
There is nothing good about the movie. It's a b-list movie that got bumped up to A-list because every pre-pubescent girl on the planet became obsessed with the movie/book.
I had tickets for the midnight showing of New Moon but my mom grounded me after catching me masturbating in the kitchen.
http://tinyurl.com/3p74xb
I'm too cheap to buy ammo for my guns
great fucking story. You should write a book about your faggotry.
Great idea! Want to be my coauthor, drum?
drum, don't feed the troll!
ooooooooohh i can't wait till tommorrooowww, i'm so exciiiittteeeeddddd!!!!!!!
Kill yourself.
i have no intention of seeing this or twilight, but the previews showed werewolves. and they look just like regular wolves. that's extra lame
Whoa! Doesn't it look like Edward has wings? Like an angel?
Say fairie.
who the fuck is edward?
the ugly chick with the quiff?
I would break that chick's pelvis.
I actually had the misfortune of reading this twilight trash. I was thinking it was going to be some bad ass vampire hunter cutting some vampire's head off and then the hunter skull fucks the shit out of the vampire ala Vampire Hunter D. Boy was I mistaken. I kept asking myself wtf is this shit as I turned the page?!
This goddamn book killed my boner for vampires. I haven't touched the shit since. I want to rape that fat whore for creating this nauseating series and then anal fist her fans.
Die.
So I have to deal with this twilight bullshit everywhere else and now here too? Wow....fail.
yeah, welcome to my world
well at least you fucks don't have to go watch it, i made a movie date and gave her the choice of film and now this shit is out and she is DYING to see it
*puts gun to head*
HAHAHA!!
actually I can't laugh...I think the kids want to go see it :(
haha, that is said, at least i'm just pussy whipped in this case. if my kids wanted to see some stupid shit like this i'd tell them they have to get their mom to take them. but they are still too little to care about shit like this, its the cartoons they want to go see and i can tolerate most of those
psshh...when my wife has to take the kids to the movies...she drags me along too. But that just gives me pussy points I can cash in later
well that is what you get for being married, poor sucker
I know ramass said it already, but how can this movie be so popular .. yet so shit? Someone kill the people who rate this shit.
It's shiny. Girls are naturally attracted to shiny and sparkly things. If you watch 5 minutes of the movie you will go blind from the glare off of EVERYONE'S face. And the book is just full of cheap 'romance'
Crap piled on top of crap. And the same question can be asked about all the harry potter faggotry Camycazi.
It's the bishinoen sparkle.
The wings from the stuffed animal in the back make him look like a fairy. Not like he isn't one in the first place.