New President Revealed Early!

Comments to New President Revealed Early!

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  ton-E 2008-03-09T05:03:24Z says:

  Fake.

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    toolman961 2008-03-09T05:14:52Z says:

    No, Really!
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  toolman961 2008-03-09T05:15:46Z says:

  I quite haven't found the humor in The Onion yet.

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    Kojach 2008-03-09T05:17:53Z says:

    its like modern madtv, you might laugh at 1 joke per skit, but overall its all crap
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    HankChinaski 2008-03-09T14:27:15Z says:

    I like The Onion. It's pretty funny.
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  dirtysanchez 2008-03-09T05:25:36Z says:

  Very well done.
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  El_Wanko 2008-03-09T05:37:11Z says:

  Yep, our elections are a fucking joke.

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    dik 2008-03-09T05:43:45Z says:

    they are ridiculous...fuck is going on down there??
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    dik 2008-03-09T05:47:24Z says:

    nothing like that bullshit in canada...not really saying it's better or worse...just much less bullshit
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    StretchNuts 2008-03-09T05:56:47Z says:

    Its true though McCain will win. Doesnt really matter a Novie Black man a Dyke or a rich old white man they're all fuck bags
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    StretchNuts 2008-03-09T05:57:10Z says:

    *Novice
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    El_Wanko 2008-03-09T13:31:27Z says:

    Don't worry dik, you'll get your voting machines soon enough, once some upstart new party gains enough popularity to ruin the whole scam.
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    dik 2008-03-09T16:19:32Z says:

    i can't see mccain living through the election stretch...seen him lately? lookin a little pale
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    StretchNuts 2008-03-11T00:51:35Z says:

    They kept Cheney that alive by Making him a Cyborg they'll keep that cunt alive
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  jamiee1869 2008-03-09T06:01:53Z says:

  some people will think this is real

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    -Morph- 2008-03-09T06:35:33Z says:

    it is real james!
    
    
    
    werent you paying attention!
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    toolman961 2008-03-09T06:38:07Z says:

    And some people think Days of Our Lives is real too!
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    HughJanus69 2008-03-09T06:42:24Z says:

    It's not? :(
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    smerf 2008-03-09T07:46:56Z says:

    You mean Gilligan's Island wasn't real, either?!?
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    jamiee1869 2008-03-09T08:47:02Z says:

    The island is real, right in Hollywood
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    smerf 2008-03-09T17:46:23Z says:

    *woosh* Did you see that, Jamie? That was sarcasm, flying right over your head.
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    keefbox 2008-03-09T18:58:46Z says:

    *whoooooshhh*
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    dik 2008-03-09T19:00:18Z says:

    smerf pwned
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  enbeezy 2008-03-09T06:44:57Z says:

  is this supposed to be funny or informative?

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    toolman961 2008-03-09T18:08:21Z says:

    Niether!
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  Rolandofgilead 2008-03-09T07:08:19Z says:

  Diebold also makes those willy wonka-ish tubes that suck your money up to bank tellers, so, naturally, they are to be trusted,
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  markiemark 2008-03-09T07:42:25Z says:

  What! A cure for sucking dick?

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    dik 2008-03-09T17:59:23Z says:

    i hate cripples
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    markiemark 2008-03-09T18:59:40Z says:

    I hate you, Kike lover.
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    dik 2008-03-09T19:00:52Z says:

    kike lover?
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  Romeo2000 2008-03-09T08:33:05Z says:

  well, satire... but actually it's kind of true. in america there is always one candidate and his clone running for president and the people can decide which corporate financed ass hole they want... the next step is indeed the russian democracy...

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    El_Wanko 2008-03-09T13:38:48Z says:

    It was demonstrated years ago how easy it was to untraceably hack a diebold to add and subtract as many votes as desired. The same machines they used, without fixing, in the recent primaries. Hand recounts showed the diebolds to be inaccurate, often impossibly so. Major recounts were blocked (the New Hampshire recount was actually stopped by Paypal.)
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    Romeo2000 2008-03-09T14:42:09Z says:

    i read sth like that too... they tried to use those machines where i live too... but of cause there was critizism
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    Romeo2000 2008-03-09T14:43:50Z says:

    (i accidentally hit the post button too early)
    
    ...i just wanted to say that i don't trust computer voting either...
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    toolman961 2008-03-09T18:10:34Z says:

    Does that fall into the same catagory as trusting the poloticians too?
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    Romeo2000 2008-03-09T18:59:47Z says:

    ...no computers have good souls, but
    "poloticians" are the devil's breed...