i remember my one friend and me going to 711 one night
we drive up, park get out and there are these girls standing there
and him being the "ladies man" is all like hey girls you need a lift anywhere?
the one girl is like no thanks.
and hes like it looks like you could use one you are walking kinda drunk
and hes like IM NOT DRUNK I HAVE A FAKE LEG YOU FUCKER
i couldnt stop laughing at him ;/
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its a mermaid!
Here's to swimmin' with no-legged women.
I'd still hit it.
I like to go swiming with bow legged women and swim between their legs. Maybe two one legged women also.
is still go out with a one legged woman.. if she was cute enough.
id rather one leg than one arm.
dont ask me why
i remember my one friend and me going to 711 one night
we drive up, park get out and there are these girls standing there
and him being the "ladies man" is all like hey girls you need a lift anywhere?
the one girl is like no thanks.
and hes like it looks like you could use one you are walking kinda drunk
and hes like IM NOT DRUNK I HAVE A FAKE LEG YOU FUCKER
i couldnt stop laughing at him ;/
er
shes like im not drunk ;/
yeah.. yak... cause i would have totally not understood the use of caps there...
-_-
Yak, thats a good story.
You ever fuck a mutant?
those crazy bitches are missing pieces!!!
hot. easier access