youre a really cool person, and from now on, we'll call you Mo Bitches, because all the girls throw their panties at you, and none of us could ever compare...
I banged this chick a few times that had a few kids and one was really young and in the room and we smoked a shit load of weed in the room and the baby was crying and I was like what the fuck is wrong with it and she said it probably had the munchies I felt like shit then I banged her again she was a buddy of mines girl at the time too.
Once, me and my buddy picked up two chicks at a bar and went back to one of the chick's place. She had just moved in. In the living room, a lawn chair and a tv. In the bedroom, a mattress on the floor. I was in the bedroom with the girl whose apartment it was and was eating her out and my foot hit something and I looked back and it was her like 5 year old daughter sleeping on the floor next to the mattress. She had been left at home while the two sluts went out.
i had a threeway with an exgirlfriend and her roomate (yes, a female roomate, smart ass) after i got them both drunk.... none of them had kids tho, but who wouldnt cease the opportunity to brag about a threeway.... it was awesome
I had a similar experience once, me and this chick went to Denny's and had coffee, we watched a movie and I was sure it was her parents house. Anyway, long story short, I'm balls deep in this chick and she starts yelling, "Get off me"! Turns out her kid is standing in the doorway, all ready to go to school. That sucked. Anyway, I feel bad and she didn't have a car so I took him to school, that sucked too. Needless to say I never saw her again.
I often fucked a chick with her kid in the room, he was only one so i doubt he noticed like we didn't pull are clothes right off. If he could only talk, his daddy would know what mommy was getting up to when she said she was going into town ha ha.
He did eventually find out and rang me threatening to kill me if i didn't stay away from her or if he saw me so i put his number on a gay website, pity it was his friends phone cos i heard his friend ust to go fucking nuts when fags were rining him an texting him looking for sex.
hank you are a bad liar , then a five year old can stay home for days , i did i even killed my animal with a rifle at the age of 5 . And look at me now, because my parents didnt treat me like a vulnerable and stupid thing im not superior to most people in intelligence.
I never really noticed till now but Pantshit ,you really do talk some bollox and Hank" leave those kids alone" sicko, an Darkie thats called 5 in the morning still drunk and stoned typing!
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hahahah
She's begging for more kids from a deadbeat dad.
I'll do it.
^ while wearing a ski mask
Id do it plain faced!
^slut
^whore
so....
^retard!!!!
^Just making it easier for you guys..
\/ Bullshit insults to follow...
youre a really cool person, and from now on, we'll call you Mo Bitches, because all the girls throw their panties at you, and none of us could ever compare...
invalid, please ride your spaz chariot off a tall building and permaban yourself
I wish...
In fact, piss off back to Myspace, you emerald fairy.
lol... you said post a bullshit comment, so i did
hehe FUCK'N HAHA FUX'N HAHA
Fuck off tostieseamanMan
Damn Frodo, chill with the excessive gay commenting.
haha emerald fairy.
Okay, here's an extra $5. -Let the baby watch. ...........I'm sorry.
I banged this chick a few times that had a few kids and one was really young and in the room and we smoked a shit load of weed in the room and the baby was crying and I was like what the fuck is wrong with it and she said it probably had the munchies I felt like shit then I banged her again she was a buddy of mines girl at the time too.
You had SBS as a baby didn't you.
Once, me and my buddy picked up two chicks at a bar and went back to one of the chick's place. She had just moved in. In the living room, a lawn chair and a tv. In the bedroom, a mattress on the floor. I was in the bedroom with the girl whose apartment it was and was eating her out and my foot hit something and I looked back and it was her like 5 year old daughter sleeping on the floor next to the mattress. She had been left at home while the two sluts went out.
you get the whole family involved?
i had a threeway with an exgirlfriend and her roomate (yes, a female roomate, smart ass) after i got them both drunk.... none of them had kids tho, but who wouldnt cease the opportunity to brag about a threeway.... it was awesome
*seize
Opportunist^
I had a similar experience once, me and this chick went to Denny's and had coffee, we watched a movie and I was sure it was her parents house. Anyway, long story short, I'm balls deep in this chick and she starts yelling, "Get off me"! Turns out her kid is standing in the doorway, all ready to go to school. That sucked. Anyway, I feel bad and she didn't have a car so I took him to school, that sucked too. Needless to say I never saw her again.
hahaha
hahah that is a nice story
I often fucked a chick with her kid in the room, he was only one so i doubt he noticed like we didn't pull are clothes right off. If he could only talk, his daddy would know what mommy was getting up to when she said she was going into town ha ha.
He did eventually find out and rang me threatening to kill me if i didn't stay away from her or if he saw me so i put his number on a gay website, pity it was his friends phone cos i heard his friend ust to go fucking nuts when fags were rining him an texting him looking for sex.
He should have kicked your ass.
or killed his english teacher...
There was this one time.....
Just kidding, I'm not a whore
Which means you have been laid very, very few times.
I am not a whore, but I have whorish tendencies. I am sexy bitches like to fuck me.
----> For thoose who doesnt know this stories have only accured in what we in the branch call "the bubble" which is an fiction reality---->
How come every time Plantshit writes something, all I can picture in my head is Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
^Hank...a little advice...if the chick has lawn furniture and a floor mattress, it's.....probably not a good idea to yodel in her canyon.
hank you are a bad liar , then a five year old can stay home for days , i did i even killed my animal with a rifle at the age of 5 . And look at me now, because my parents didnt treat me like a vulnerable and stupid thing im not superior to most people in intelligence.
im now superior * ....also im drunk
I never really noticed till now but Pantshit ,you really do talk some bollox and Hank" leave those kids alone" sicko, an Darkie thats called 5 in the morning still drunk and stoned typing!
I bet you offerd to babbysit that chicks kid Hank, hows the grooming going ?
No, I banged her for a week then my leave finished and I went back to my base.
what does youre wife feel about you sleeping with other men
Who's hungry?
Hank:Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!
Plantshit:Sleeeeeeeeeeps alone every night. Your right hand is the only thing you fuck. Loser.
This evening in the Related Searches Section:
"sleeping fuck"
"maid servise"
"public" <-- ???
lol maid, people should L2spell
recent searches: "woman torture" - haha
(that was probably plantshit)
recent searches: "homemade boobs"... hmmm...
"Penis stretcher"
"Drug dealer game"
That's going in junior's scrapbook
I wish I had a scrapbook...
eh not much of an ass for a mexican but id still hit it
Just because she's dirty doesn't mean she's mexican.
you're wrong, her ass is proud and beautiful. also, jack is right, only 73% of dirty people are mexican.
Yea, for instance, I'm not mexican.
fuckin classy.
you wouldn't know a classy chick if she squirted piss in your mouth.
You wouldn't know any chick.
boda bing
ohsnap: whenever you submit your hot, half naked pic, please wear matching panties and bra, unlike that skank in the photo
dude.. what is this obsession with girls squirting piss?
There is nothing quite like wipping off on a kids stuffed animal.
I'll take your word for it.
Except maybe the sleeping kid's jammies.
her body looks weird to me.
like renee zelwegger wierd. one minute sexy the next not so good.
hahaha.
Something just says !WHITETRASH! to me.
you dont know shit man
it reminds me of vics avatar
You suck.
?
He sucks. What don't you understand?
He sucks. What don't you understand?
sucks what?
a dick
somebody sucks ass here
hank just want to imagine me sucking cocks, thats actually make it hard to sleep without looking the door to the house before going to sleep.
irish keeps talkin about dicks and cocks too
You suck almost as much cock as Antshit.
I wish Deja would post that chat room of planshit.
chatroom , plantshit?
That's one ugly bitch.
ever heard of Aesop's fable about the fox and the sour grapes... you should read it some time
wow. nice baby.