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Comments to Nice tits for high school
Their mom is hot... she can let my siamese twins slap off her chin whenever she wants!
Damn. That would just plain old suck.
I bet their favorite candy bar is Twix.
Monthh, dude, that might be funny as hell, but you are so going to hell for it. Respect.
i think its fucking wack how the one doesn't know an answer to a question and the other pipes up and tells it ;/ or corrects it.... its like a fucking 2 headed ogre thing from dungeons and dragons and shit... an ettin or whatever ;/
thats fucked up.
YAK, I always thought you had a certain level of etiquette until this you funny bastard. seriously though,imagine the screaming eagle possibilities!
wit...who the fuck controls the legs and arms...or is one there just for the ride...im REALLY fukkin confused now...wow...
I think the right head controls the right arm and the left head controls the left arm (at least it looks like that when they are taking the test), don't know about the rest. I'd like to know if they both cum when one of them diddles herself.
I assume they share a common pelvic area. So, if one wants to play and the other doesn't, is the odd one out a total buzz kill?
hey yeah i'm nre on here lol. eah they would both cum, cause the nerve endings that connect to the brain for that feeling are probably connected. Seeing is as how the spine is fused at he bottom, or i think at the tailbone. So In all other words they would beoth cum, at the same time, and yeah. i have nothing else i put in my two cents
they could have a forthsome easliy,lol.
I wonder if they finger each other?
and if so, would that make them lesbian?
Wait, lesbians that practice incest?
Would the one on the left get hot checking out the one on the right in the mirror, and vice-versa?
this site keeps getting better and better ever day...lol
Since they drive, do they carry one license or two? If they get a citation, which one pays? Can one of them get a DUI and the other fight it in court?
yes....
No, if one of them is drunk, then both of them are drunk. The best they can do is each claim the other drunk was driving. Though, honestly, what cop would ticket them? It would be "Park the car, maams, and I'll drive you both home, you just have to blow in the breathalizer (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)."
what if you married one? you would be cheating with the other one if you fuck uhh her
oh wait what if you shoot one in the head? she would have to carry a dead head lol the greateful dead
So, what happens if one turns one way, and the other one turns the other way?
Trial separation?
who gets the job of wiping?
im guessing they share a stomach, so whoever ate wipes. if they both ate then ur question stands
They both seem to be eating at lunch.
i'd assume that if one of them drank booze both of them would get drunk, or high with drugs... i really don't think that they both control one set of limbs tho by the look of it, cuz they don't look at all that awkward while walking or doing other things, maybe they both have control of the limbs? i don't know its just weird :(
So the obvious question is, would they be the easiest way to be able to brag about getting a threesome?
I would have to say only if they both blew you.
wtf cares about technicalities... you'd get bragging rights just by having sex with a person with 2 heads!
I have to say the lucky dude that marries this mutant is going to get some of the best blowjobs in history. Do you think MattShizzle would have to make some adjustments to his pimp-slap technique if he had a 2-headed mutant whore? "So instead of pchewwwingg up and out youre going to need more of a follow through to reach the other head"..
It's the ultimate trophy fuck
if one girl likes a guy and the other doesnt hates the same guy and the first girl fucks the guy while the others sleeping, is it rape.
haha back again. i guess they could do that, but that is if they see the heads as two different people. One head could say it was not consentual(sp?) and charge him for it. but then again they might just see them as once full person alone. Depends though are you talking morally or lawfully?
Hahahahahaha. I'm going to hell for laughing, but for some reason I found this to be ridiculously funny.
Hey laugh all you want, this is the work of the greatest comedian himself..."God".
Can one head sleep while the other is awake? If one head falls asleep, does the other head get full use of the body?
my god this is so interesting, and so are all of your questions, goddamnit its 3am and now ill have to research this, that and make sure there are no fucking huntsman spiders in my room...
Ultimately, if one head believes in Jesus and the other is an atheist, does the whole body go to heaven or hell. I think this girl is a trick from God, like the platypuss.
these girls are incredible!
what if one turns lezzy and the other likes the cock...that complicates all the sex issues like ten fold. or if one is down for anal but the other isnt? how weird would it be to pleasure one but hurt the other...dude i wish a mutant went to my school. i mean we had some waterheads but those are cake...OMG THEY CAN TOSS SALAD AND GIVE HEAD AT THE SAME TIME!! i'm in love
I just want to know if they can get their heads far enough apart for me to sit on their middle shoulder, saddle style. Yeeehaw!!
Whoah. It's obvious spontaneous mutations can survive and procreate.
I'd like to see a creationist debate this one.
Go figure.
Hey, maybe God created them for a purpose, like really strange porn.
If they share the same lungs, one could suck you off while the other breathes.
no doubt...that would be iteresting to see one not breath yet not gasp for air
So did you guys all lose your noses, or just forgot that people have them.
You've never had a good blowjob, have you?
Yeah Archman, Cause with a good blow job, they shove your dick up their nostrils.....
pwnt
With a good blowjob, your dick goes in enough to block the airway, or at least with my dick it does.
Hmmm so if you fuck erh theyre common vagina they would both get an orgasm ? (considering youre doing a good job)
One can suck youre cock the other can lick your ball's. That opens perspectives ...
Strange for the least.
I would like to see their X-ray photo.
was wondering that two, get it
mabey they have two vag pipes....
one regular one...and a tiny little weird cootch a little lower and to the side...I WANT THE STRANGE COOTCH...
So, you're saying that you need the smaller cooch? Or that you want a little strange?
lol id rather be the one of the left...cause i guess they are right handed...so she could just sleep all day...
i wonder if they play practical jokes on each other....
what if one was into lifting weights and the other was a coke head...so then one would have more energy for lifting and her arm would get big and the other would get tiny and skinny....
there are so many questions i have for these females....and as it stands now....i would bang them....but not if i went to the school....thats a high level of embarassment....
and about the bj thing....im guessing they been so sheltered and babied their whole lives i dont think they will ever give head...and masterbation would also be such a difficult thing....could u imaginge....turning to your sibling and ask her if you can play with our muffin....DAMNIT I WANT TO MEET THEM...GET THEM DRUNK...AND MAKE THEM ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS...THEN HAVE SEX WITH THEM AND HIT THEM WITH A STICK OF BUTTER IN BETWEEN THERE NECKS
There's another question. Which head would you have to hit for a donkey punch?
who cares? You can have double donkey punch Thursday with these girls.
It's funny, these girls are not ugly even independently. If they were, I think this post would have gone in a hole other direction........Then again, this is mucho so, Who knows.....
I have had some sick twisted thoughts but this one is the worst. And I thought that time I fucked a retard was bad. Man this would be great! My dream of the double dirty sanchez can come true! And I can even invite three friends over for a fivesome ! Five holes!!!But in all seriousness, they are in high school? I wonder if that is a mission at their school? Be the first to slay the two headed dragon with your meat sword.
The time I fucked a retard was awesome, but don't tell umm I said that, he'll want me to fuck him again.
Umm's the word......I mean mums the word.
we're all going to hell for this...well...except for me. =]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel
Just read the thing and all your questions about fucking underage girls will be answered
Acyually, i think they deserve a medal just for getting this far in life. Us normo's will never have any idea at all about how to deal with a situation such as this. And it's not just about relationships either, how about their jobs later in life? They have separate goals in life but one of them is cursed never to acheive them.
Nice link. They turn 17 in March, which makes them fair game in all but 11 or 12 states. Hell, last I checked, they're legal right now in about 30 states. For almost 3 years now in Iowa and South Carolina.
Some stats from the wikipedia entry on them.
2 heads
2 arms -- originally 3, but the short malformed central arm was removed
2 spinal cords and backbones which merge at the pelvis -- surgery corrected scoliosis
3 lungs -- surgery expanded their chest cavity
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system -- medicine taken by either affects both
1 liver
2 stomachs
3 kidneys
1 large intestine
1 small intestine
1 reproductive system
2 legs
Thank you SNIKT.
Weird shit man.
Most people won't acheive their goals in life anyway, at least these ones get to be on TV.
It's NOT OKAY, to walk up to them and randomly headbutt them. However, in the right situation, it's okay for Chuck Norris to Roundhouse kick them swiftly.
what happens if one turns goth?
The other will kill herself in shame.
Never mind goth - imagine one was emo.
im too claustrophobic to be conjoined...i would panic and try to get away from the other head that is ALWAYS going to be next to me...AHHH i cant even THINK about it.
So, would having sex with conjoined girls be considered manage-a-trois? I guess they could pair up with a guy with 2 dicks (or a hermaphrodite for interesting results) for double blowjobs all around...
That's fucking morbid shit
This from a guy called "Rotten".....
and ? and that's from a guy called "supernova"
Proof there is no god.
But I would still hit it. Seriously, they are pretty cute. You know its going to happen. The dude will be like the Christopher Columbus of sex. ..or maybe the Capt. Kirk of sex.
He'll seek out strange, new lifeforms and boldly go where no man has gone before?
Captain Kirk was the Captain Kirk of sex.
He's a pioneer man.... and he'll boldly come where no man has come before !!
This has to be a near record for number of comments, so I'm going to add one more.
Commenting just to comment? What? Are you Ornajeboom now?
you motherfucker..
LOL
we've gotta get oranje drunk again, he's funny as shit when he's not acting like himself. :P
Fuck all you guys, it's almost up to 100 now.
Reminds me of what a comedian said "Say you decide to go out with Jenni on a date, do you have to buy Michael dinner as well? I mean, I dont mind buying her an appetizer 'Heres some cheese sticks little midget' And then say things are going well, all things considered, and you decide to continue this at home, what then? Youre in bed, doing your thing when all of a sudden, the midget starts getting naked 'Hey little midget...whatre you doing?...*licks his finger and begins to diddle her*
one could rap while the other did beatbox accompaniment.
do they have sex with each other
What if one of the heads wanted to commit suicide with a gun to the head? Would the other head get charged with murder? Would it go to jail with a dead head on it's shoulder? What if one of them killed someone? Would the other head get executed or go to jail too? Isn't that double jeopardy for the same crime? Can you put an innocent head into prison like that? The questions boggle my brain cell.
Gives the term "giving head" a whole new meaning.
Lol I wonder what one will do when the other dies....will she have the head removed or have this horrid zombie looking head thing hanging...........so gross.