About once every three years I think about buying a yo-yo. Iâll be at the store and Iâll come upon the yo-yo section. And Iâll fantasize about mastering it to the point where it becomes a reference as to who I am. âDo you know Mitch Hedberg? Is he that guy that kicks ass on the yo-yo?â Yes I do. He is cool.
Ive probably meet this kid, seriously. My cousins are into this, they go all sorts of competitions, and i believe are going to worlds next month. Anyway, i was never good at this stuff, but my cousin is pretty sick.
even if women were attracted by this "skill" he colundt get one...so he should stop wasting time and just kill himself...i wanted to punch him for every fucking "oh im so happy i did it" jump he did
every time I see these sorts of videos I have this image of me being in a line of kids standing before god, and he is asking, "would you rather be able to do awesome yo-yo tricks, or have sex with another willing human being?" and all of us being sent off into 1 of 2 groups.
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About once every three years I think about buying a yo-yo. Iâll be at the store and Iâll come upon the yo-yo section. And Iâll fantasize about mastering it to the point where it becomes a reference as to who I am. âDo you know Mitch Hedberg? Is he that guy that kicks ass on the yo-yo?â Yes I do. He is cool.
you are no Mitch Hedberg...
yo yo = pussy magnet.
wrong.
I wanna find the lady that gets turned on by theses skills.. I bet I could hit that pie..
What Nixon isn't telling you is that you can kill or just knock the girl out with a yo-yo.
So yes he is correct!
I love it when he gets all happy and jumps around like he just found a cookie in his pocket.
is spending all your time doing useless shit better than not doing shit with all your time?
My favorite part was when he was writing in his diary. He is so deep and thought provoking.
FUCK ya MUstard PluG Great Fuckin SKA
Agreed!
Ive probably meet this kid, seriously. My cousins are into this, they go all sorts of competitions, and i believe are going to worlds next month. Anyway, i was never good at this stuff, but my cousin is pretty sick.
swine flu probably
Can anyone honestly boast about being this good at something regardless of what that " skill " is?
My stepson boasts about his video game skills. I still think he's gay.
even if women were attracted by this "skill" he colundt get one...so he should stop wasting time and just kill himself...i wanted to punch him for every fucking "oh im so happy i did it" jump he did
every time I see these sorts of videos I have this image of me being in a line of kids standing before god, and he is asking, "would you rather be able to do awesome yo-yo tricks, or have sex with another willing human being?" and all of us being sent off into 1 of 2 groups.
I'm glad I made the right choice.
Video games, yo yo's, what's the difference?
The difference is they're both for fags.
thats not a difference thats a similarity..
fatty found a sport
He's still fat...
I can do this with my dick.
he looks like my drug dealer