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Comments to Ninjafest: Ryoga
did you take a dirty water bath?
I love watching the chicks, good bit of T&A and great crashes and smashes :)
No stealth?
ninjustu roughly translates to " the art of stealth and endurance " so i guess what he lacks in stealth he makes up for in endurance cause if you have seen any of his vids, this fucker just goes and goes haha
yer a black guy dressed like that isnt very stealthy tbh
You'll not see Ryoga at night though...unless he smiles.
touche' cruel
for some reason, the feet looked shopped.
it must the the fake-ass grass surrounding them
ninjas arent black, idiot
yeah... they are.
you watch too much naruto.
Check out Afro Samurai,but he is not ninja but close enough..
actually from what I hear, there's a development of black ninjas in manga installments of naruto.
how is a samurai close to a ninja? its nowhere near the same thing....
The ninja were initially created to ballance the power when the samurai started becoming currupt, and later became more reputedly knows as assasigns and intelligence gatheres for the fuedal lords. no way the same as samurai.
Ninjas are gay and samurais are faggy buttwhores.
ninjitsu started as a samurai school, by samurais
Samurai were bound by codes of honor whereas ninjas weren't. Ninjas could hide in the shadows and assassinate people and samurai had to confront and fight.
theres a black ninja in naruto. he raps
hey Kojach i think your getting ninjistu and bushido mixed up man, one means art of stealth and endurance and the other ( bushido ) means way of the sword
Bushido means way of the warrior.
Fukyudo is the way of Mucho.
haha
Possum, all is ok?
Ninjas were at one time samurai but samurai definitely arn't ninja.
Remember when the ninja was getting a dildo in the ass by a dominatrix? Not very ninja like.
He did make it disappear..
OMG thats some funny shit lol
Did you qualify?
american nigger challenge
sorry to all the black people on this site (morph really) ryoga thanks for being a faggot and disgracing your race
First event- Watuhmelon eatin'
Second event- Crack Smokin'
Third event- White woman rapin'
Amen to the fag part Drum
as much as people diss ryoga, one thing can't be denied.. he at least does a lot of things.. sure you personally might think they are stupid, but at least he gets his ass out there and does shit..
yak, its obvious that most of the people who rip on ryoga are just jealous, i mean shit, who else on here has been on TV? (excluding appearances on cops of course)
Disgracing his race? Try "gender" or "species"
TV, Magazines, I've been a guest speaker at colleges, ect... you only live once. I'm going to go out there and do it all if I can. When I'm 70 and cant do Parkour anymore, or be a superhero / ninja, hang out with porn stars, do fight club, ect.. I'll look back at how bad ass my younger years were.
You definitely have one of the best lives on Mucho...without a doubt. Props.
However...you're sexuality is questionable, and you're no fighter (as I say below).
I'm very hetro, yet very comfortable with my self and don't feel a need to prove or promote my masculinity.
As for me being a fighter, i have no say so on what has been produced on TV. But i will say this, I'm far more the fighter than I let on. Fight club to me is performance art, not a place to break my friends. A pro I am not, however if i were in a bar, id clean house if forced.
if your so comfortable why do you always deny being gay? if somebody called me gay i wouldn't remotely feel the need to say i'm not..(if in fact i was not)
Holy shit!!! i commend you sir for probably being the only person i have ever seen on this site to show some humility.
dont let 1rish1 read this cause he will probably harass you for months
@dik: for ever 100 times I'm called gay, I'll deny it once. But then agian everything on this site is gay, squirrels, peanuts, firetrucks, ballpoint pens, tomatoes, foot cream, table tennis... yeah, its all gay.
4th event-Bike stealin
5th event-The Maury Povitch challenge
6th event- Acahol binge drinking
I wouldhave loved to have been around when tubby Travis was getting his ass kicked by the darkies in school.
Denying it once is gay.
Ryogave aka "Perfect Unity"loves to use a needle and tread and a sewing machine. I can imagine him using the sewing machine like woman..hahah!l now that is GAY!
hahahaha yak is right, he does shit while most of us sit at our computers
Doing shit is gay.
7th event-gay stuff
What the fuck is Ryoga on? I didn't know there were 'clarity' drugs.
he's on gay
fact..people that deny being gay are gay
examples? tom cruise..prince..elton john..the pope
Cruel
irishs dad
baboom!
sick burn
"I'm very hetro, yet very comfortable with my self and don't feel a need to prove or promote my masculinity."
Why the fuck do you post your shit then?
And why the FUCK do you dress like that.....it is fucking BAFFLING!
I'm not gay. I just like the way big cocks feel in my mouth.
Nothing gay about that.
ryoga is a fighter, i saw him have a keyboard fight, btw ryoga, i did it too, best game eva!
He cannot fight.
The end.
He only fights with a keyboard,cotton whiffle ball bats and mud wrestles with girls.NOW THAT IS GAY!!!
Dik is gay
If that Donkey was a dood, Bitcho is gay.
Cruel is definitely gay
Typical is gay by ugliness, it's not her fault and she has to fuck something.
I'm gay by association to 1rish1
1Rish1 is gay because Casey's dong is in his mouth
Toolman shit the gay out of himself, then shot it with a shotgun.
James was gay, then created a nanobot which he programmed with FORTRAN to destroy the gay molecules running through his blood.
Hank is currently sucking off a giraffe in Africa
Oh, pussyhands you are such a queer. I know you like getting DP once in a while,by your stinking uncles and poppa.
I think his outfit is cool
There is no association with us, PUSSYHANDS. I let you suck my dick once and that was all it was. Quit trying to see anything more in it.
You were the one wanting to watch Hell's Kitchen together and talk over Xbox at the same time. Now who is gay?
lol, if they only knew
Yeah.
That was pretty gay though.
This thread is GAY!
hey 1rish and ph I'm on xbox live now and have no friends yet... I'm drumrave!
Do you play viva pinata?
naw but I'll play gears of war and want to get halo
"drumrave" is your gamertag? I'll add you if you wanna play some Halo.
I got gears, accept "Sour Deeeee" if you want.
Or Left 4 Dead. I'm actually getting a little tired of Halo.
yup rish I keep my shit simple, every site i;m on or gaming tag is drumrave
l4d would be fun but I don't have it yet
To be %100 honest, I'm afraid to give you anymore info on me than you already have. For all I know you get my gamertag one day and the next I'm all over Craigslist.
I meet new friends on Craigslist.
tbh, I don't really find much stuff on people, I just like to scare the noobs a bit :/
You should send Jeff an email to let him know he's un-banned.
xbL? what the fuck?? i missed all this shit??
I remember when you did that to me drum.
You said you'd call my school and say I was bringing a gun, but the problem was I already dropped out :/
You sure showed him.
You guys are so cheap, get a PS3.You know why they call it an XBOX 360, cuz, if you stand in front of it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away..ps3 for life!!!niggas..
720 degrees would make more sense
yeah alec I was bullshitting but it made you think didn't it?
Also, I own a xbox, ps3 and wii so fuck you bitcho you donkey bitch
irish, why you so weird about people learning about you. From what i've heard from you, you are a pretty cool guy.
lol, Bitcho you retard
Lol that was actually really funny Bicho, stupid, but funny.
I love how this thread brought out all hiders.
Pinjas pwn you dark cunt faced fuck.
dude that dosent even make any fucking sence, and next time attach your comment via the REPLY button you fucking asshat
Says the guy who starts sentences with the word 'dude'. I have a suggestions for you, find a rock in a place that has a lot of water, grab the rock and see how deep the rock goes. I was making a statement, rather than trying to argue with some crying flunky like I might be doing right now. Pinjas = pirate ninjas, and they do own, just like I own you, you god damned dirt poor worthless nigger.
well for starters there spanky i am not a nigger nor will i ever be classified as one so get your racial terms correct, and second pirate ninjas? seriously did your mom drop you on your fucking head one too many times or something. and thirdly, once again you fail at making any fucking sence with your comment " find a rock in a place that has a lot of water, grab the rock and see how deep the rock goes " but hey whatever man hope you like getting slammed on all the time cause thats whats going to happen here on this site. so you might as well just bring a box of tissue everytime you log on you fucking wanker
nigger is not a racial term exclusively.
CRIPPLE FIGHT.
currently there aren't any ninjas in the world, they were active in the 14th century or so.
Ninjas were japs, japs eat shit => ninjas ate shit.
So anybody calling himself a ninja is a complete and utter idiot..
dirtyrottenseve i know that term isnt specifically racial it also means " ignorant " too which i am not either.
You're a weird fucker, and don't you forget it!
I think this puts him back in the lead of the greatest-Mucho-fag contest.
haha
Consider harakiri.
i believe the term your looking for is called Sepuku or ritualistic suicide maybe you should consider it sometime
STFU smartass
hey is better than being a dumbshit there sparky :P
then do something useful with your great wisdom
and dont waste it on mucho
whens that shit gonna air on G4?
when you stop being a faggot
I didn't want to see it anyway.
That was a REAL good one you fat sloppy pig. The fact that you still live at home is very sad and much more pathetic than anything that I could care to insult you with.
The real Ryoga is in the background preparing with the cheerleaders.
Funny thing about the buy in the background. His name is Ranma, kid you not. We hit it off really well.
...bow chicka bow wow
^ you sir win internets
...how much is internets worth?
One penny, but the funny thing is, you have to pay $.2 for every penny on that penny.
I wouldn't even know where to begin shoping for gay clothes like that.
Pants: hot topic, probably.
Shirts and shoes: any sporting goods store.
Fuck if I know for the rest of it. The internet, maybe?
Hardly, those pants are Mercy, they DON'T sale them here in the states.
Shirt and shoes are correct though, just normal stuff from the sporting goods store.
here in the states? for soe reason i always thought you were french
I am actually, my father was born in paris
Thanks Guys. I'm going shoping now.
Vive le faire des achats!
I think Ryoga has a pretty full and active life. Also, he has pretty decent parkour skills - I was impressed. He deserves respect.
However...he is without a doubt the gayest member of this site, and I'm 100% certain he couldn't kick a heroin junkie's ass, mid-injection cycle.
Being able to kick ass is a prerequisite to being a ninja...not just acrobatics and stealth skills.
Preach!
You do know I'm a member of an underground fight club right?
Jesus, dude. I've seen some of your 'fights'. Give it up.
You're pretty cool...but you can't fight.
You have only seen the footage they choose to show. which even I'll admit ic crap compared to the nights we have when no one is filming. There are somethings they cant / wont show on TV.
*...like gay sex
Ryoga, you were hitting each other with keyboards. Not to nitpick but if the club has been televised then it isn't exactly "underground".
Oh, yeah, and you guys were all a bunch of dorks.
At least we know he fights with keyboards, he isn't all talk like you.
For all we know, you've just bought some Tapout shorts & started to tell people you do MMA.
Ryoga clearly doesn't believe music is the universal language of love...
Seriously...I said a long time ago that Ryoga is by far the coolest and most successful guy on this site (dunno about $$-wise, but definitely within himself). I'll bet he's really contented, and feels quite accomplished.
However...dude, if you're gonna do what you do - do it bigger. You're saying you only live once - I agree. So take it higher than some reality-show cheeseball shit. Also, I'd wager you're bi-curious at the least. Further, you cannot fight. How do I know this? Apart from the very little I've seen of you...you're very clearly a primadonna...and as such you will hate to get a punch (or a foot/whatever) in the face for fear of screwing up your 'looks'. And, you ain't no Bruce Lee, sweetheart.
I'd sooner fight you than Irish. But I'd ENJOY fighting Irish.
:)
Oh, yeah, and you guys were all a bunch of dorks.
I promise you, Cruel, you would not enjoy it.
There you go again making promises you can't keep, cockbreath.
Whatya weigh? Like a buck 60? Jesus. Stfu.
I don't see why weight matters when you are severely outmatched skill wise. You are an unskilled fatass you don't stand a chance.
I could choke you out with my dick.
On second thought maybe you would enjoy it.
Dude. You sure make a lot of assumptions. Stfu. I make 'skilled' people look stupid pretty often. I don't see what a microscopic lepricorn like you could do that guys 2-3 times your size haven't tried.
Don't get your lil maggot all hard because I stated the true belief that Ryoga would be an easier fight.
Jesus. This site never fails to make me laugh.
Irish is as much an MMA fighter as I'm an astronaut.
I'm also going to talk about it all the time, just as he does. Apparently, that is all you need to do around here, evidence is just unnecessary.
So yeah, I went in to space today, it was great. I hurt my finger on the anti-gravity toilet though. My finger hurts a little so I'm going to talk about it for days 'cause I'm a tough astronaut.
I'm a better astronaught than any of you, & I could beat you all in a round the space centre race using the jets on the space suits...that I use every day...'cause I'm an astronaut.
Lmfao!
OJ pwned you Rish.
Don't even try talking about stars or anything involving space 'cause no matter how much you prove me wrong, I will know more than you and remain the foremost expert on space & anything related on much...'cause I'm an astronaut & I do space flying.
...he DOES have a sick neck tattoo though OJ...
...and dirty fingers.
i wouldnt put any doubt in his penis licking expertese though
I mentioned the finger once and asked advice on how to pop it. You fags were the ones that wouldn't drop it.
OJ couldn't pwn anyone, he's even worse at this than you are, Cruel.
And just to prove how little I talk about how much I train and how much of it is you guys I'd like to ask a few questions. Since I talk about it all the time I'm sure you will be able to answer them correctly.
What belt am I?
Did I win my last fight?
What is the name of my jiu-jitsu team?
^MMA fighter
< Astronaut
woooweee
That space, it sure is cool.
Thats what I thought.
What belt am I?
Pink
Did I win my last fight?
Of course fucking not, you little fag...& she was 65 for fuck sake.
What is the name of my jiu-jitsu team?
Team Imaginary
I understand your frustration, Oranje. steve has been pwning your ass all over this site for the last few days and you are looking to lash out at someone. I can accept that. Go ahead, get it off your chest. If you keep it up too long though he might come back. You better hurry.
Heads up. I just saw him in the recent comments section.
1irsh1, how do you find the time to train your marshall art when you spend so much time here? or is this also part of your training, psychological warfare? If you train your mental game here then you should be ready for anything
hahaha
You pink belt wearing fairy. Getting beaten up by some old cunt who you were feeling up at the local soup kitchen.
Same way I find time to work and sleep do laundry and fuck your mom.
What is it lately with you and coming up with absolutely stupid scenarios and just driving them into the ground? You used to be better than this. What happened?
Are you saying I'm hiding from steve by making fun of you, Irish.
Are you saying that you think of yourself as an easier target than he is?
Huh? Is that what you're saying, huh?
Personally, I believe that you're both about as effective as picking random words out of a hat when it comes to pwnng people.
Non of you come up with anything relevant to anything & just scrabble around thinking for things to say.
No, what I'm saying is that you have just ambushed me tonight for no reason. I thought we were getting along lately. steve has been embarassing the shit out of you and you have been running from him and now you are attacking me. I was just wondering why.
You are agressive, that counts for something.
"Non of you come up with anything relevant to anything & just scrabble around thinking for things to say."
"You pink belt wearing fairy. Getting beaten up by some old cunt who you were feeling up at the local soup kitchen."
"No, what I'm saying is that you have just ambushed me tonight for no reason. I thought we were getting along lately."
Is that right?
"If Oranje was a pirate his name would be either Black Beard (not because he has a beard but because he always has other mens pubes stuck to his chin) or Captain Baldy Jizz Swallower (for obvious reasons)."
Fucking idiot.
Persona fuck off this(^) doesn't involve you nooby.
Now if you'd excuse me: Camy the noob is fucking off.
How does that mean we weren't getting along?
"Captain Baldy Jizz Swallower" Hahahahahaha!
Irish, people like you and steve are just far too dumb to keep up with insults that I used on the likes of Hank or Cruel when I was fighting with him. I could make references to things they had said in the past, or references to topical issues. They would understand what I was saying & counter it with something similar.
You people just aren't capable of that.
I wish you were, I really do. Unfortunately, you're just far too unintelligent for the use of logic, reason topical humour.
You two just need short, simple insults. Otherwise you just can't follow the thread & it gets kind of pitiful.
That isn't true in regards to me and you know it.
Where did you refer to anything said in the past that I failed to pick up on?
People like me and steve and everyone else pwn the shit out of you without effort.
I did actually think we were getting along fine. I actually said "What's your problem" yesterday, 'cause I didn't understand why you were trying to start shit up again.
You used that to make the fuckin' bold claim that I'm scared of you or some such shit.
No, I didn't.
I actually responded to you that I didn't have a problem and was only joining in on a little Oranje bashing.
Then if I remember correctly I backed off.
"That isn't true in regards to me and you know it."
steve is infamously dumb as cow shit, but you think he's funny, & are actually impressed by him. I think that quite clearly shows how dumb you are & how you can only follow short, simple random insults.
You saw I was fighting with someone so jumped on the fucking bandwagon on that snivelling little cunts side, like a typical coward.
I am amused by him but for different reasons than you might expect.
What the fuck ever.
You've been kissing his arse since I started with him & you've been lapping up his 4th grade 'insults' like a love sick little girl.
I'll be honest *IN THE PAST* I thought that you were one of the better ones to argue with, but that ended aaaaages ago. Gone are the days of going at it with you like I would Hank/Cruel. The simple fact is that you need to be spoken to in the same way as that other internet tough guy, steve the douche.
Quoting his lame ass crap & then laughing like a hyena at at? You should be ashamed at that.
You'd scoop up his spicy burrito shit & rub it over yourself like a fucking pig, if you only could.
I can see that you are mad. You have missunderstood my motives. You know good and well that I am one of the better ones to argue with although if you put Cruel in that category then I am happy that you no longer think of me in it.
I was hoping that you would be able to handle steve but its obvious that you can't. I could have shut him down rather quickly, his motives are obvious. I can't help it if you don't see it.
"You'd scoop up his spicy burrito shit & rub it over yourself like a fucking pig, if you only could"
Thats real mature.
"I can see that you are mad. You have misunderstood my motives."
Oh fucking please, don't even try back tracking like that with me. Who do you think I am? Steve? I'm not gonna believe that garbage.
You sided with him, you now realise that was fucking stupid & are now lying through your teeth making unsubstantiated claims that 'I'm just misunderstanding your motives'.
Unsubstantiated: Unconfirmed and not proven to be factual.
^Just so you know.
I don't care whether you believe me or not. I stand by my claim. Eventually you will see the hole in his game but untill then I'm going to keep on laughing.
I also don't care if I'm on your bad side. What are you going to do pretend to be an astronaut again?
His motives are nothing other than the fact that I told him on my Naturally pic that he was a fucking retard & should fuck off.
The astronaut thing really hurt my feelings, by the way.
Maybe you should try that with steve. I'm sure that it will send him packing.
Or better yet pretend to be a pirate.
Wait don't do the pirate thing, that one might not go over so well, Captain Baldy Jizz Swallower.
If someone with anything about them wants to argue with me, I'm more than happy. Id absolutely love for MetalFace to start up again, 'cause he was FAAAAR more capable of holding up his end of an arguement using actual points. He was a little hit & miss sometimes, but he wasn't too bad.
If you think I'm wasting my time by following around some idiot like steve, you sadly mistaken. He does nothing but bang his head on his keyboard & just doesn't know what anything means. It's like trying to talk to a 2 year old.
I don't have time to kill with you right now, Oranje, Rescue Me is on. If steve does show up, try to at least put up a decent defense or I'm going to have to stop associating with you.
"weak sauce"
"try again"
"you have one tooth"
You mean I should use a defence like that? Like the shit he says which you get off on so much?
He's dumber than you are for fuck sake.
The one tooth thing is funny. C'mon man you're British, you have shitty teeth, is funny.
I've had one filling in my entire life, me teeth are perfect.
I think that kind of reiterates my point about you people relying on bullshit insults that require no intelligence whatsoever. So, yeah, keep falling back on the "you have one tooth" line, it shows what you're (un)capable of.
rish, would you consider yourself more irish or more american?
I ask my friends from Ireland and they can only agree on hating asians..
I'm not falling back on it. I just think its funny kind of like how you think its funny to say that all Americans are fat.
Oj I though people from Europe generally didn't care about their teeth as much.
I don't mean it as an offense, but it heard it just wasn't a priority.
Alec, look up the term "plastic paddy".
There is your answer.
I am an American by birth and Southern by the grace of God. I am of Irish descent but I'm American and proud of it.
You think people in Europe don't look after their teeth?
We do. At least EVERYONE who I know does.
I have never once made a big deal out of the Irish thing here. I made the 1rish1 account and had no idea I was going to end up spending so much time here.
Maybe orthodontist aren't as popular.
I obviously don't think all of Europe neglects their teeth.
You are right though, English people in particular don't care for their teeth nearly as well as normal people do.
haha piss off
I'm going to bed now. Hopefully tomorrow you wont be such a dick.
I'm really not trying to be a dick. I don't understand why you have so much animosity towards me.
hahaha look how traumatized oranjebitch its. you are really bothered by me chasing you off that thread and being outed as the pansy flowery mary buttpirate you really are.
It's ok crybaby, we all had a great laugh at your expense, watching you own yourself over and over until you ran off like the redcoats did. Obviously being a pussy is genetic.
why do you hate oranje anyway?
I wish I had Oranje's address. I would mail him a tube of tooth paste as a peace offering.
he's ok for a tea-nigger
there's plenty of other people to refine your hatred upon
i don't hate oranje, but a bitch needs to know her place sometimes.
He certainly can be silly sometimes.
anyone that hides behind cruelhomo and steals his lame jokes is a sissy in my book.
i must have missed the day he hid behind that tub of fart
He does it all the time.
he's just mad because I would take his wallet and he couldn't do anything to stop it besides scream
"blimey, ring the bobby's that bloke took me purse!"
Oranje carries a purse, hahahaha!
all bitches do
steve, you're an uneducated fucking drop-out. You work minimum wage and have no fucking prospects in life.
You're all talk, and this internet tough guy routine is a lame cover for your pin dick, small shoulders & noodle arms.
You couldn't run a cat off of your doorstep either, you mental midget. You needed me to boost the comment count on a pic that was supposed to pwn me, yet after I told you to come fight it out with me somewhere else you bitched out & started talking to yourself.
Your boring shit gets half the comments my submissions get & vied 20% less too.
You boring fuck trash collector.
blah blah blah
stfu nigress
& Irish, don't even try talking to me again.
You're a spineless coward who waits for me to leave before talking shit AGAIN. You're all talk too, just like steve. You yap yap yap but never back up any of your shit.
You're as pathetic as one another.
Losers.
& Irish, don't even try talking to me again.
You're a spineless coward who waits for me to leave before talking shit AGAIN. You're all talk too, just like steve. You yap yap yap but never back up any of your shit.
You're as pathetic as one another.
Losers.
somebody call the WAAAAAHMBULANCE. princess di-ckhole is having a crisis.
"blah blah blah"
hahaha
Great comeback, you witless fucking mall cop reject.
Oranje, check the time stamps. I waited until the next day entirely to talk shit. You need to chill the fuck out.
go lick the street you dry cunt
I don't know why you are taking this so seriously.
lol rish, don't talk to oranjina, she clearly has sand in her vagina
I work out every day & when you're not out separating people recyclables, you're at home looking for child porn in the depths of the internet.
I'd throw someone like you around like a fucking fag doll, you fat wheezing little faggot.
internet tough-gal^^^^^^
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Steve, you have driven a wedge between me and Oranje and I don't like it. We were such good friends before you came along and fucked it all up.
I see my name there Irish.
I quite clearly said don't bother talking to me 'cause this is all the response you're going to get.
I have no interest in having anything to do with spineless cowards.
I know you are reading my comments, Oranje. Don't run from your feelings. Can we please still be friends?
I'm sorry oranje.
See, look, steve even appologized.
fuck you no I'm not;
go play tailgunner with your boyfriend cruel!
Wait, nevermind.
"steve, you're an uneducated fucking drop-out. You work minimum wage and have no fucking prospects in life.
You're all talk, and this internet tough guy routine is a lame cover for your pin dick, small shoulders & noodle arms.
You couldn't run a cat off of your doorstep either, you mental midget. You needed me to boost the comment count on a pic that was supposed to pwn me, yet after I told you to come fight it out with me somewhere else you bitched out & started talking to yourself.
Your boring shit gets half the comments my submissions get & vied 20% less too.
You boring fuck trash collector."
^That sums you up perfectly, steve.
So are we still friends, Oranje?
lol you muppet
you just don't tire of my foot in your ass do you oranjina?
No surprise that a genuine piece of shit pedophile goes around the interwebs defining the phrase 'kid juice'. Since that's what sick child molesters like you strive for on a daily basis, filthypedosteve. You should just fuck off already. Even hardcore Muchoers don't like pedophiles like you...however much they joke about shit.
dirtyrottensteve says:
Noun: Semen. On someone, or in someone.
Me: "Your sister was blowing me in the backseat while you were driving and I spewed kid juice all over your leather seats"
by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE
Cruel, now that Oranje isn't talking to me, I'm fresh out of friends. You wanna hang out?
as I said before, projecting your perversions on me doesn't make it true.
look, your girlfriend cruel is here to rescue you!
don't worry cruel, when oranje comes over tonight his ass will be nice and loose for you after Im done with him
I doubt that, freak. Since you only are interested in kids.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I didn't play the internet tough guy routine, like you do, steve. I back my shit up.
Deja asked me to post a body shot, & I did on the Naturally post.
You can see quite clearly that I have large shoulders, chest, arms & am generally pretty fucking solid.
So, I reiterate, you're a fat wheezing fag & I could throw a fat wheezing fag like you around like a rag doll.
Oranje, I'll still send you that toothpaste
I'm terrified.
I still like you whether you like me or not, buddy.
Thing is (as I have said many times) it IS NOT a joke, is it, you sick freakazoid? No. You're scum. I'm not the only person who knows it.
Die. Slowly. Painfully. You're a disgraceful piece of shit.
Nonce.
Mucho Comebacks, by steve:
"zzzzzzzz"
"blah blah blah"
"I'm terrified"
"lol, you muppet"
You shit is WEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK.
You should just stick to grooming kids online, you're just aren't upto this, nonce.
you are the only person that knows shit. repeating it over and over and over shows you have no imagination.
It doesn't bother me so have at it.
He really is a nonce. And I don't mean drumrave-style, either. I mean like Fred West-style. He's a genuine case.
But, it DOES bother you, pedosteve. All sick fucks get bothered when their molester ways are exposed.
Disgusting cunt.
look at the sissies teaming up.
cruel "nonce pedo"
oranjina"nonce pedo"
a pair of redundant cockaroaches
hey oranje, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
Does your sick, warped mind have anything else to offer...other than the word 'sissy, and a definition to the phrase 'kid juice'?
Don't breath our Mucho oxygen, you freak-of-the-week.
You're a fucking weak little faggot, steve. Both mentally & physically.
You talk shit on the internet, but you're just as pathetic as life will possibly allow.
"I'll kick your ass & steal your wallet"
hahahaha
Go take a look at my pic & then think about how you'd go about getting my wallet exactly.
orange who does your metrosexual eyebrows? they look nice.
He'd get your wallet by asking you to show him pics of your nephew, of course...like all low-life pedos.
i'd get it by slapping the tooth out of your mouth and when your scrounging the gutter for it, I'll kick you right in the vagina.
thats how
This pervert steve has especial issues when it comes to his grooming. Since, coming from Brooklyn, he sounds like he has two cocks in his mouth when he talks at any given time. So, the repugnant lil ass pustule took Lloyd Grossman elocution lessons to sound like a whiny faggot.
Cruel sez
"I do believe that this chap has been tromboning my beloved oranjina, I'll downright lick him in the bell end if he does not cease and desist instantly"
I wouldn't need to hit you, steve.
I'd just remind everyone how you're going to 'steal my wallet' & then just humiliate you by watching you hide away & bitching out on your internet tough guy routine.
chumps squared
If by 'tromboning' you mean 'sucking OJ's dick', because that's what he demanded to not kick your Bwookwyn-pedo, faggoty-ass.
Oranje, the more I think about it the more it irks me. You join in anytime someone goes after me then you want pitch a little bitchfit when I laugh at steve's jokes. You give me shit for talking about MMA training and you are always on here bragging about your physique, as if anyone gives a shit. "You can see quite clearly that I have large shoulders, chest, arms & am generally pretty fucking solid." How faggot is it to talk about that on a site that the male members vastly outnumber the female? Don't tell me not to talk to you, I'll talk to whoever the fuck I want. I can't help it if you can't handle steve. You really are a little bitch.
By the way, consider yourself pwned.
steve says:
I'm too nervous to look girls in the eye & walk on the road 'cause I'm a little faggot who gets pushed out of the way by kids who I exposed myself to. I'll just go onto the internet & pretend to be a big tough guy & tell people how I kick ass & such..."
cruelhomo has a mullet
Hey Rish?
Despite the silliness...I too am very solid. Wanna feel, big boy?
Pwned.
Lepricorn mofocker.
Cruel, you are a silly little bitch too, but at least you don't cry and pitch a fit when things don't go your way.
Not only do I though fat wheezing faggots around, I also throw around little 150lb non-astronaut weaklings like they were filled with feathers.
I ran that muscle muncher right off his own thread yesterday
Oranje, I just made you cry by talking shit about you. You can't even fathom the ways I would twist your limbs.
You ran me off....
...just like you're doing now, huh?
You can see quite clearly that I have large shoulders, chest, arms & am generally pretty fucking solid.
"My protein powder is the best in the world."
"I'm an astronaut."
And you say steve's combacks are weak? You are a fucking joke.
Okay Rish. I'll accept that backhanded compliment. Even if it is rudimentary divide-and-rule tactics and 1-st grade psychology.
Seriously though...this steve honestly is a pedophile. I didn't think you associated with pedos (apart from dik).
Also, pretty funny how this pedosteve is bitching because I happen to support OJ in hating the dirtypedo...in fact, somewhat bizarrely...even smerf agrees with the hating of this guy too. And, ya know, smerf and I don't agree - ever.
he's an asstronaut allright, spelunking cruels stoolhole for jokes
You ran me off....
...just like you're doing now, huh?
You just have NO LIFE, steve. Like I said before, you come home from your minimum wage job & then sit at your computer all day grooming little kids.
You're so fucking lame, you jump around the room claiming victory when someone goes out & has a life.
Fucking loser!
steve could destroy you, Oranje. I've yet to see you even put up a half assed defense. You've got nothing on him. He just showed up out of nowhere and reduced you to a little crybaby.
Shit. On any given night...I have 6 regs all throwing monkey-shit my way, and about 15 noobs trying to make a name for themselves by 'coming to their assistance'.
I pwn you all. How? Because so many of you feel the need to try to combine forces on me. It makes me laugh...often.
:)
you got steam coming from out of your ears oranjina, lol
Oranjeboom says:
I quite clearly said don't bother talking to me 'cause this is all the response you're going to get.
I have no interest in having anything to do with spineless cowards.
I'm rather disappointed in Rish.
He doesn't care though.
He abuses the word love.
Yeah, you see how well telling me not to talk to you is working. I know you are reading my comments too, you can't help it. Face it, you are being pwned and it hurts doesn't it? I tried to call a truce but you had to be a tough guy.
I wish there would be a MS BBQ already so I can record some fist fights.
Then I'll obviously have to beat all the winner to put them in their place.
what a twat, you get skooled and can only say "dont talk to me"
my g/f is peeing herself reading th
what a twat, you get skooled and can only say "dont talk to me"
my g/f is peeing herself reading th
winners*
Alec, all you would record was Oranje running away screaming and Cruel curling up in a ball and getting stomped out.
*Bouncy ball
I'm quickly losing interest in this, steve, you're boring the shit out of me with your inane retarded 'comebacks'.
Tell me again how you'd 'kick my ass & steal my wallet', I need a laugh from you.
don't worry oranjina, i'll let you keep your dirty chipped tooth after I knock it out.
you can will it to your grandkids so they have something to remember you by.
Yeah. Nice double-post there, pedocuntsteve.
That's a Freudian slip...because you so desperately want people here to believe you are 'normal' and have a girlfriend/baby momma.
Fucking pedo-shitbag.
oranjina is setting himself up for the quick dash to the exit, so he can save some face
steve YOU MORON!
Irish wasn't 'skooling' anyone, he was BEGGING for me to be his friend.
Kind of how your mother begs me to cum in her hair....& we all know youre a fat ass virgin, afraid to talk to girls.
I think Cruel meant to say "Boing!"
whewww, I crack myself up.
*above the age of 8
no, he was skooling you can't you read?
And...if we're gonna speak of 'stealing my jokes'...I'm very glad Alec is present.
pedosteve stole: Screech and Jewconk.
Rish stole: OJ is bald.
OJ stole: pedosteve is a filthy pedo - except that is NOT a joke
Alec stole: Steve is a narc (potentially true...based on my gut instinct from close to two decades of being around 'the underclass/drug-taking community').
you sure type alot of redundancies
Ask your 'girlfriend' what things are like in the land of imaginary existence.
I'm kind of surprised that you're on here with your 'girlfriend' I thought youd be out flying you 'girlfriend' around in you 'private jet' to you 'private island'.
Any more bullshit you want to spew out onto this thread, kiddy fiddler?
Oranje, I wasn't begging you. I was being sarcastic, I don't care if you are my friend or not, we never get along anyway.
Quit crying into your Miller light, Rish...you fucking 4-foot faggot.
I bet cruels teeth look like the bathroom floor
dirtypedo is off again...let me guess...all covered in men's pubes and spilled piss etc. etc.
Fucking pathetic.
I'm drinking Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, for your information.
i bet his breath smells like chum
"I bet cruels teeth look like the bathroom floor"
What the fucking hell is that supposed to mean, dickhead?
Are you just stringing random words together again?
You're giving 'Dogfish' head for 90 minutes, 'for my information' huh?
I don't need that information thanks.
Dogfish is your anal-sex coach, right?
Pwned.
Cruel, can we be friends?
I may only be 4 foot tall but I've got a fucking sick neck tattoo.
The know the child abusing pie eater is so fucking lame, that he is going to start doing his retarded happy dance when we go to sleep, cruel?
He doesn't have anything else to go on so he's going to convince himself that he's making sense & actually achieving something....other than out himself as a window licker.
I used to think it was sick...but now the only thing 'sick' is the pedo company you keep.
He will do that too, he's that desperate & deluded.
It's 2:30 but I really feel the need to keep telling him out stupid he really is. It is a little like slapping around a quadriplegic autistic paedophile, but he just asks for it.
Hey OJ. Imma do a pedosteve impression...see whatya think (yeah it is bedtime for me too, soon nearly 3AM and all)
Okay...*clears throat*
cruel sez
"disregard that, I SUCK COCKS!"
pedosteve says: hey sissies, I'm a pedophile toughguy from Bwookwyn. You look like rusty thumb-tacs spinkles all over a sewer-floor with twizzlers poppin out yo Brittish, dirty tooth.
Arr arr me fellas. I'm sooo not the buttpirate in these here seas me ole shipmates.
Think imma go accuse someone of 'knob gobbling'.
...it's 'nob' you fucking pedo-retard.
...it's 'nob' rish, you fucking midget faggot.
hahahahaha
steve, I can't hang out with you anymore. Cruel says the only thing he finds sick is that you and I associate, so you gotta dip, son.
Needs a little about his 'girlfriend' & it's perfect.
'girlfriend' hahahah
There you go cruel me and steve are over. Are we buddies now?
...it's 'nob', as in 'nobhead'. It's a British offensive colloquialism...ya know, that language we gave to you, and you felt the need to change as many words as possible - just to be 'unique'.
Oranje is still a dirty little bitch boy.
*sobs*
Whatever. You guys try to queer up the spelling of as many words as possible. Like "colour", what the fuck is that?
Instead of playing spelling police, you fags should go see a dentsit. Maybe all you Mucho Brits could get a group discount.
Speaking of Brits, The new TUF is about to come on. I'm going to watch you guys get pulverized and since we aren't friends anymore, Oranje, you can expect me to tell you everything about it as soon as it happens.
I'm watching it online tomorrow, so you won't be telling me anything I won't already know...when I come back here tomorrow.
Serious question. What is worse:
a) Making up that you are have a girlfriend and posting it twice, or
b)Actually being with your girlfriend, but spending 2 hours posting lame 'comebacks' on mucho?
Now, I know he doesn't actually have a girlfriend, & I personally can't see the logic in making up a girlfriend to them make yourself appear to be the type of guy who would rather come on here than be at least off groping her.
So, which would you say is worst?
not having a girlfriend like you and gaying up with your pimp cruella
Serious question: Why don't you fags just brush your teeth?
do dicks count as a toothbrush?
Give it up dirtypedodicksteve.
You were thoroughly spanked and pwned this evening. And I will gladly do it to you every fucking night, until you stfu. Enlist whoever you want for support...get all the peeps you can.
You're a sick, unimpressive, useless, pedophile cuntscab.
I bet there isn't more than a handful of teeth between them
If they did than Oranje's teeth would be the cleanest and brightest in the world.
Damn, I need to sleep. It's been a busy day. Wlaked the dog for 2 hours, went to a meeting, worked on my Adonis like physique & did a little work, too. My eyelids are fucking heavy now.
steve has gone so at least the fucking disease won't delude himself into think he has ran anyone off.
Good evening to anybody I remotely like...shit - goodnight OJ.
:)
they are off to bed together, how cute
Balls, he isn't gone & will try to claim victory. I should start pressing refresh before posting.
Night dude.
Fuck it, sleep needs me.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING MUNG.
Hey, steve.
I'm going to sleep, we can continue this tomorrow. Same place OK with you? Yeah, good.
Goodnight, & I hope you believe me when I say: Fuck you!
it's only 10:PM rish, who are we gonna pick on now that these two marys went off to play with eachothers stool?
Hey dudes! How is it hanging my brosephs?
gwaaaa
Know what I'm thinking about?
How awesome and good-looking I am.
I should tattoo my face to my eyelids so i can see myself more often.
Wow, your status on myspace says "...needs a date" Mood: Lonely - Now I know why.
Don't hate. Ryoga is rather cool...if extremely gay.
I don't hate, I pity....
Jealous. ^
gay^
gay, retarded, and jealous. ^
How can I be jealous of being able to jump around like a monkey. What I value in a person is intellectual capacity not ape-like behaviour...
What I would like to see is more black scientists.. Fuck a race if the smartest they say they have is Oprah and Jessie Jackson....
Jesus Christ. You are really jealous AND bitter.
Ryoga is a fucking clever guy...and clearly a very intelligent dude (for a monkey).
And Oprah? Yeah what a dumbass SHE is. One of the richest women on Earth, self-made from nothing...and didn't she go to Harvard too? Yeah, dumb nigger bitch.
I am a bit bitter I must admit.....
I hate the "American dream" / "self made" shit soooo much... American society needed a black rich bitch, so that all black people get the illusion that they can make it too; but the truth in fact is that they cannot, all big money in America is white, and that's how they want it to stay....
Look at all the prominent black figures in American society, all they do with their money is buy shit they don't need, like bling-bling, stupid overpriced cars and stupid shit like that, instead of using it to attain some power...
Illusion of choice - the post-modern tool of oppression....
And just not to forget I'm on mucho:
Tits cock and shit like that....
And please don't mention the name of that Jesus Christ faggot in my virtual presence.
I like the thought that went into that...but I'm not buying it. Sorry.
Fuck you.
He's an MS member and he's doing "big things"... I can respect that, but dude c'mon... No Mucho sign on your your outfit??
if Yak would send me a T-shirt, I promises to sport it next time I'm on TV.
that would be sweet
Cheap bastard.
What is so big about jumping around on a stupid ass game show. And nothing you do isn't "big" if you wear that gay-ass outfit..
im sorry you were on what tv show?
"Girls Gone Wild"
I think there are some vids on the internet of him jumping around like a monkey. Seriously yak you have to sponsor him
Buy your own shirt, fuck-face, everyone else has to.
where was this
Fuck you, that's where.
fuck yerself gringo, careful or ill have cruel get you banned again
I wonder if my cruel account is unbanned too...
$10 gets you the password.
lol
stupid nigga
*English
*french
Seriously Ryoga. I just found some more of your shit online. Bro...YOU CANNOT FIGHT WORTH A DAMN. Your parkour is decent, and you're clearly a contented guy. That's priceless.
But...superhero you ain't, a fighter you ain't, interesting - you are. Yoda, I'm not. Fucking embarrassingly-geek - you are. Jesus...that fat lump of shit in green made you look like a total bitch!
Also...could you please explain to me how you became a model, when you're clearly no taller than 5' 8/5' 9?
;)
(Tyson Beckford, you AIN'T)
It's not gay to say...I would sooo let that nigga fuck me hard.
SERIOUSLY STFU
No shit....90% of members do NOT read posts that long, especially his.
blahblahblahblahrabblerabblerabble
::snore::
^well im not going to read that bullshit
Typicunt. You've not even been a member here for 1 year yet. You're a fucking ugly, unoriginal, talentless noob who milks the cream cheese outta old men's cocks...and calls it 'nursing'. Stfu, you unimpressive cunt.
Don't be so temeritous as to think you can state 'how Mucho is'. I am who I am...sometimes I post short...sometimes long - that's me. But never do I do what a repulsive noob like you does...the pitiful 'try sucking up to other regs by attempting to bash on an old-timer who a lot of people on Mucho 'hate''.
Just stfu you piece of yellow catshit. Honestly...next to Loserx you still look like a desperate pretend bicurious, fugly-featured WoW-troll. Kek.
...and before you try to be 'witty'...I know you read every word, you dirty cunt. Just like everyone here reads everything I write.
Cruelhomo just stfu.
'try sucking up to other regs by attempting to bash on an old-timer who a lot of people on Mucho 'hate'' hahaha thats exactly what you did with me you stupid fucking sheep
I told him to shut up because he's puking all over the place, so I decided to let him know that.
shouldnt you and 1rish1 be out sucking cock ?
shouldnt you be out in fagshire sucking your tranny bfs cock?
i might go do it later this week
No, no, no dear elpiss. I just flame on you because you try to do the same to me. Quid pro quo (that's basically Latin for give and take).
Hehe, I got as far as typicunt. I am assuming it goes something like blah blah googly eyes blah blah fat blah blah ugly blah blah regurgitating past insults blah blah.
You read it, ugly.
...now get back to extracting the cheese from all the ole guys' cocks at your 'nursing' job.
shut your fat fucking dickhole cruelhomo. you bag of hot ass gas, nobody reads that shit anyway.
ryoga does stuff and submits it, unlike your boring pitiful existence.
Those who can do, those who can't are jobless fat fucking losers like you.
Cruel says: yapiteeyapyapyap, blah blah *fart* yapyapyap
I'm 5'11
Hehe he thinks I have a nursing job. I haven't taken my boards yet you fucking moron. And I have only extracted cock cheese once during clinical and it was a 31 year old quad. So sorry to ruin your fantasy you pathetic louse.
Cruel is definitely the gayest nigger on this site.
Cruel is always going to be the gayest anything, anywhere he goes.
I have some 'cheese' you could extract, Typs...
It's not really cheese though.
I hope.
You and Typs just can't keep away from eachother can you? ;)
< extremely jealous
Typs is someone that I can have a laugh with, without resorting to bitching. She's ok in my book.
i don't wish she was dead
"we're about to start filming, ma'am, you need to leave"