Totally off topic but, I'm about to move and the owner of my new house just came by here to finalize a few things. My computer is in my living room and I forgot to take mucho off the screen...Whoops!!!!
no octopus thank fuck!! it was on the main page ...you know with the close ups of vaginers with penises in them. He probly figured i was lookin at porn.
Hmmm, let me think....vag stitched up, certainly no sex. I wonder if there are any more bodily functions that may be difficult with the front door shut?
Comments to no more pms?
and that one bitch complained about getting her clit pierced. this bitch is a trooper!
true but if you notice the guy or girl sewing it has avoided her clit all together
Uh.....wow I guess.
i think this is what it look slike after having a kid look he ripped mommy a new one
and.....FUCK YOU IRISH
No, that's what it looks like after I ripped your mommy a new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whammy! ??
..i hear dik but i see girls..
Which do you trust most, Vic?
Eyes or ears?
hmm.. a hard one..
is this a trick question?
And that kids, is how we solve the problem of women having more power over us.
What do you want me to do with my dick now?
Playing with yourself is still there. I doubt your hand would start controlling you. Oh wait, It's Evil Dead all over again!
or 'idle hands'
And you thought "If you don't use it, you lose it" was a myth.
Maybe it's just closed for renovations.
lol
best comment (you shitter, i'm watching you).
lol apathy
smerf is this a legit medical procedure?
If she was black or middle-eastern I say this was her punishment for enjoying sex, but since she's white(ish) I assume this is for kicks.
i don't see 'smerf' anywhere in your username^..
Dopple smerf?
*sight*...white people...the only human beings in this planet that mutilate their private parts...*sigh*
But we do it so well.
Every race is good at something we got needlessly hurting ourselves for sport... better than fried chicken eating and landscapeing
I wouldn't call it landscapeing.
I was refering to mexicans on that one.
I guess you've never seen those niggers with the plates through their lips and rings around their necks gta2800
I know, I still wouldn't call it landscapeing.
What would you call it? Or would you just remove the e?
I'd call it tax dodging.
They cut grass. They work landscapeing too, but I still see lots of whites doing that also.
your splitting hairs now
Not in my city Arch.
what about female circumsicion in africa gta?
Marque de-sade , would aprove of it all - if I misspeled any words its only cause I am drunk
Marquis de Sade?
you liar, you're not old enough to drink!!
Vic do you know what a hot-toddy is ? At age of 2 r 3 I coughed a lot , 50 years ago
i don't have a clue what a hot-toddy is, and i'm too lazy to find out atm..
Knit one, pearl two, knit one, pearl two...
ah
if this clears pms
would you rather put up wiht the bitch
or have her get this done?
Is she an emo too??
Nup. If she was she'd have a black merkin with one side combed across so you could only see half of the action.
Obviously fake
Prove it !
Nasty!!! That pussy is good for nothing.
Totally off topic but, I'm about to move and the owner of my new house just came by here to finalize a few things. My computer is in my living room and I forgot to take mucho off the screen...Whoops!!!!
haha well, if he's a good guy he won't bother..
*be bothered
i hope it want set on the octopussy page..
*wasn't
no octopus thank fuck!! it was on the main page ...you know with the close ups of vaginers with penises in them. He probly figured i was lookin at porn.
lol
did he mention it?
hopefully he had a browse and is now a convert to MS. probably start commenting soon
he could be anyone here. anyone!
Notice how being caught looking at porn is far less embarrassing than being caught looking at mucho.
Unless it's something worse than mucho. Which isn't a lot.
alright... something is bugging me. Whats the yellow tube for?
For drinking of course
Hmmm, let me think....vag stitched up, certainly no sex. I wonder if there are any more bodily functions that may be difficult with the front door shut?
looks like this person shaves their butt.
Doesn't everybody?
sorry. but my ass is as smooth as a babies bum. and by your response, i take it you shave?? interesting.
I wax, of course.
you do?
i'd only wax my ass if they'd do a semi-full brazilian on me :P everything except for my cock 'n balls..
god, i hate dingleberries..
lol
If she wants me to, I will, I don't really care.
same here. plus i'd be doing it for myself too.
England 1:2 Germany !!!
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FUCK RIGHT OFF PANSE