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Wow, I really love this. And for the record. Never give homeless people money - it only enables them to live on the streets and shit on private property.
that is why i give money to homeless people, how else can i get back at starbucks?
looks comfy
Gay hobo's dream.
haha we do that to our city hall on the ledges up high but thats for pigeons... i didnt know they did this for humans too
they're all over the septa stations
Maybe their tired of cleaning up hobo crap of the sidewalk.
They need to cover every square inch of NE Ohio in this stuff
now they'll just have to get rid of the fakirs...
Haha that was just what i was thinking. Hell, these hobos pack some serious armor in form of those winter coats. Theyll manage to sleep on it if they have to.
I would sleep on the ground right next to the spikes just to spite them.
I'd kill another hobo, then lay his carcass down on them like a nice sleeping bag.
Just put a board on it.
I would take a massive shit on it and spread it around. Poo always wins.
I would push down into your own poo.
Why do you have a poo fetish?
Have you had a poo in the mirror lately? It's you that loves the poo.
You said above you were going to push down on my poo.
I hate poo. You are thinking of dik.
JamesTKirk says:
I would take a massive shit on it and spread it around. Poo always wins.
Short term memory loss?
HankChinaski says:
I would push down into your own poo.
Keyboard user error?
I'd sleep in both your poo.
Troutpotato, ftw.
You fucking idiot, Kirk. You brought up the poo first. Obviously, it's you with the poo fetish.
Are you pretending to be stupid, or is it just you?
*obviously
I told you Hank was all about the poo jokes.
I was at the bar last night, I'm still drunk by the way, and did the whole sqat over the toilet thing since it was fucking nasty, and had explosive diareah all over the back tank on the toilet. Damn you Guinness and Krystal burgers. It smelled like Krystals and airplane glue and the guy in the next stall was dying laughing at me.
I also made out with two super young girls and am expecting Chris Hanson to knock on my door at any minute.
One of them was thrown out shortly after for not having ID.
The End
None of that really happened, did it?
Yep. I'm still grinning about both incidents.
Substitute "two super young girls" with "two slappers who've been round the block and back" and you've probably got the true story.
Hahaha! I swear they weren't. My buddy called me and woke me up to laugh about it. Good times.
speaking of elephant shit...i just watched bear grylls squeeze the juice out of some and drink it...he also drank his pee again...dude loves some pee
I've seen that one. It's like 3 years old though but I guess you guys are just now getting it in Canada, huh?
That's why irish likes him
I was talking to Bear on the phone the other day and he said he would be willing to have a "survive off" with Les Stroud and Frank Mir. He said that they tried it once and Les and Frank just kept blowing each other.
it was a special about all the disgusting stuff bear eats...he's fucked up man
les stroud wouldn't hang with that pee-swilling englishman for any reason
Irish would
Anyway, Ray Mears pwns all others
Ray Mears is such a pussy that no one in America has even heard of his dumb ass.
Les is Canadian. How much gayer can it get?
ray mears is a pussy...he doesn't ever drink pee
Ray Mears is so good no one ever knows he's been there
Les Stroud and Bear Grylls just love to drink each others pee whilst Frank Mir watches on wanking furiously.
When I said Frank Mir earlier I meant Ray Mears. Frank would beat the fuck out of all three of them at the same time. Then I would come in and protect Bear. Then I would make Vic blow me and Bear.
...then you would wake up and realise it was all a dream.
i think 1rish1 would turn up to finish the gay party
he likes gay parties
haha "explosive diareah"
Have you guys seen the one where Bear catches a skunk, hacks off its head while it;s squirming in his jacket, and then eats it?
Dik, that was hilarious about Ray Mears lol.
i hanged out with my dealer last night and his friends in the slum he lives in. we also drove around town in my car and one of his friends carried a huge revolver. he failed an attempt to mug a guy to steal his motorcycle, he fucking drew the gun to his face and the guy refused to give his bike away. i was like wtf man, are you fucking crazy
Damnit, the Les Stroud and Bear Grylls convo seems to follow me everywhere I go. My friends always give me shit for thinking Les Stroud is more of a survivor man than the stay-in-a-hotel pussy man Bear. May have a manly name, but having your crew take care of you isn't manly. That's right, I said it, what now?
Show of hands, who actually believes elchris?
Silence speaks volumes
you actually read what he says?
I don't like him. But man do I love Sunkist.
Ray Mears ftw.
Sweet.
hey, what about right infront of the spikes, that looks like a fine hobo resting spot that has no spikes
just dont let them ruin my view
I've seen this kind of thing over in Europe, but only to protect historical buildings. Roman stuff, mostly that they didn't want people sitting on.
so instead they defile it with spikes. brilliant.
I think the idea is that they don't want you touching all the other stuff while you're sitting there. Like, it keeps you from leaning on the columns. I kind of had that same reaction, though.
ok hank, you idiot fuck, how is a homeless person gonna afford a board to lay over the spikes?
STFU, exojizz, Who needs a board when you have poo?
Exactly, how should a common hobo afford one of them fancy boards, the bigwigs parade around with?
God damnit, where the fuck is the reply police?
Boards are so expensive. Lol.
Why does the US keep helping other countries with their hunger problems when we have them here?
Kill all the fat people, hunger problem solved.
The US has an extraordinary high population of obese people, yet we still have hunger problems.
EAT all the fat people, both problems solved
i just drank 3 24-oz Colt 45's, in, like, a half-hour...this is on top of the just plain-drinking-beer-all-day that usually describes my saturdays
...i've also been grinding up and snorting sudafed and these supposed "white-crosses" that you see behind the counter at truckstops...
my brother left me a couple of "oxys" - whatever that means...
not to mention a line or two of suspicious white powder...
and i'm so fucked up W/O meth!
i first did acid when i was 14
two years before my 1st taste of alcohol...
only in the 70's did that sort of shit happen...
lived thru that
lived thru the coke fad
lived thru crank, zip, the "new, more powerful marijuana" scare...
anyway
i'm 45 yrs old
i have seen and lived the drugs/booze scene from 1979 to the present day...and my final words of wisdom are: TAKE AS MUCH ACID AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN...AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...you will NEED it thruout the next 40 years...
being able to "hallucinate at will"
will become a marketable job-skill...
by the whosit? - goood shroomies!
poss
um
Hmmm, show of hands, who here actually believes possum?
I'm actually amazed that possum doesn't know that Sudafed is basically Meth. Hence, no.
my name is possum, and i approve of this message...
uh, oh...
...i'm hearing voices from downstairs now...either i left the tv on or....AGGH! planty? not you, man!....
...by the way, this whole bane/planshit charade just plain gets my dick hard every time i see the posts...and i'm (at least presently) pretty darned heterosexual...
it's just that i've taken enuff acid to appreciate the raw sexuality of true adolescent fantasy...i picture you as (mentally/emotionally) 12 or 13 years old...you're just trying really hard to restrain yourself from licking the shit off of that Sharpie marker, arent you?...
hey?
didnt somebody say they had some chronic?
A thin layer of paper-mâché should be modeled around the spikes, camouflaged in the same color as the rest.
The ultimate Hobo-Predator Trap.
I can see a huge lawsuit starting if somebody trips and falls onto the spikes.
Brb, call my lawyer.
chuck norris sleeps on sharper spikes than that all the time